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Next week?? What of now? I still hav 1week left to dust my brain of d dust of ASUU. Its enough to increase my cgpa progressively. So call off now!!!!!!!!!!!

She is secretary to d devil himself. Hw am i sure her power no pass lucifet own sef?

This is just d handwork of ASUU strike. So i dont blame you. I blame ASUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Redoil: In theory
patience dog eats the fattest bone.
In practice
patience dog eat no bone.

bros na lie. Hunger go killam!!

Thank GOD i hav 1week to learn b4 d year runs out. ASUU e don do call off now?

Good one there bro. Thumbs up!

Nella: Because it looks good in the ogbange kindom doesn't mean it will look good in real life.

Even your profile pics looks like dat of an ogbanje n scarecrows. So disgusting!!!!!!!!

Just 1word *witches of endor*

Nice one bros. But y u dey expose ursef like this Wot of girls

Go to d grave yard n sleep for 30days. Then go n jump inside river niger n kiss mamaiwota, after dat dance around d market place naked. Then you will hav d evil spirit dat will shout when d pastor prays.
#teamevilspirit#

I can see that d strike is really affecting you negatively n now ur brain is suffering from degradation of d hipathalamus membrane.

Chimaritoponcho: ok let me go and get a 'mord-sith" to give dem the breath of life

my friend wot are waiting for? Run as fast as possible!!!!!!!

Bros 3m or 750! Hmmmmmm!! Its a tricky question. 3m wot are u not telling us?? Sometin is fishing somewhere or ur not truthful.. Thanks

venous: As in "launching"...?
That would be another outbreak of lingual diversity that would make a gross achievement in throwing its honourable innocent and naive listeners or audience as you may say, into au unquantifyable never-reaching world of comprehension...

I no understand wetin I write

bros i can see that ur brain is in a state of higrydypigrydy n has occumagetted around the jarfarsan!!! "pls dont ask me d meaning cos am sleeping!!!

vizboy: am trying to envision how it would be. If Nigeria should lift the world cup come 2014.

Oh men the feeling would be GREAT

bros ehh i just dey imaginam. Infact i just woke from sleep. Guess wot happened.

adonismuller: is your problem opening a thread or debunking the rumour?

I buy phone,I subscribe it,I open nairaland and open a thread,you see it,you hate it,you kick bucket....

Bros,go find wetin dey pain you!!! If you knew U̶̲̥̅̊ could just read from there U̶̲̥̅̊ shouldn't have bothered opening the topic.....crap mudafucking hater!

bros ur own don too much?
(continues sleeping)

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Nigeria won the Nations Cup

Nigeria won the U-17 World Cup

Nigeria to win (World Cup) next?



watchout n see cos it will happen!

na wetin be this?

oya carry them [quote
author=Okija_juju]THUMBPRINT MODE Activated...





Anything with fingerprint is allowed..


_{Chukwudi, bring 10 Ballotbox and election materials come my shrine
for thumbprinting o! Everybody is waiting, including the gods..}
[/quote]

[quote author=kreami diva]Hahahaha.......


The man na retired principal

Lwtmb! Nna nothing wey man pickin no go hear!

Odikwa funny. indeed odikwa funny.