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The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by emmyblackky(m): 9:01am On Jun 09, 2016
This is a gari wth levels that will compete favorably with any fried rice & chicken.
As a son of Dangote, this is how I soak my gari

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by laurel03(m): 9:07am On Jun 09, 2016
Everything inside never reach N500
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Cutehector(m): 9:08am On Jun 09, 2016
Wat sort of fuckery is dis..... Was expecting to see diced dollars in it....

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by rheether(f): 9:11am On Jun 09, 2016
That garri is worth 300 naira fah. 300*50people = #15,000 daily. 15000*20= #300000 monthly. Another business idea.

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by DrRasheed: 9:14am On Jun 09, 2016
Mtsww.. U really don't knw who is dangote

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Nobody: 9:18am On Jun 09, 2016
This dude is funny
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by emmyblackky(m): 9:36am On Jun 09, 2016
rheether:
That garri is worth 300 naira fah. 300*50people = #15,000 daily. 15000*20= #300000 monthly. Another business idea.
i like your analysis
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by emmyblackky(m): 9:39am On Jun 09, 2016
some people will just come here and be forming as if they have ever added milk to their gari. if something is good say it. this is a joke section and some people are already taking the post personal
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Nobody: 10:29am On Jun 09, 2016
grin IS THAT GARRI OR CONCOTION?
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jun 09, 2016
Warris this ?
I'd rather stick to my garri and pure water
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by am0s(m): 11:16pm On Jun 09, 2016
whats all those circular things are they yam slice

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by otimothy(m): 5:28am On Jun 10, 2016
Funny enough I love my garri just the way it is with sugar cos adding milk don turn am to tea jare. grin
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by originalking1(m): 2:50pm On Jun 10, 2016
pls wots the name of that soup?

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by richysam(m): 11:25pm On Jun 10, 2016
am0s:
whats all those circular things are they yam slice
lol guy u're sick
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by njiasi30(f): 1:17pm On Jun 11, 2016
Lol, 2 drink garri just dey hungry me now grin
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by jokingmary(m): 1:03pm On Jun 12, 2016
Which kind temptation be this?
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 12, 2016
So because dangote na ur papa now u go dey bury yam inside garri drink abi.
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Qualer: 8:48am On Jun 13, 2016
laurel03:
Everything inside never reach N500
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty

Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Qualer: 8:50am On Jun 13, 2016
rheether:
That garri is worth 300 naira fah. 300*50people = #15,000 daily. 15000*20= #300000 monthly. Another business idea.

nice hair.... love it!! kiss

Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by lilnapster(m): 9:52am On Jun 13, 2016
Wat sort of fuckery is dis..... Was expecting to see diced dollars in it....lol...funny tho
Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by djkellyu(m): 10:02am On Jun 13, 2016
JOKE OF THE WEEK FROM A KELLY-U COMEDY.
A boy met a girl, after a little conversation,the boy
wanted to leave,then he said to the girl
boy: Sorry, I didn't get ur name.
Girl: OK. I'm Dike Sandra Thelma Vera, u can call me
(DSTV):/
Boy: (I no fit carry last) well I'm ..http://kellyucomedy..com.ng/2016/06/joke-of-week-from-kelly-u-comedy.html?m=0

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Re: The Gari You Drink When Dangote Is Your Father (photo) by Ndubuisipaul1: 3:45pm On Jun 29, 2016
Omo I trip for this garri ! Garri so sexy

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