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Romance / 3 Words That Are The Life Blood Of Your Relationship! by orlean22: 7:01pm On Aug 10, 2016
No, not “I love you.”

Relationships are tricky.

From early on, we all watched those notorious Disney Princesses dance and sing about finding their one true love, and sighed with longing just wondering when our princes were going to come save us so we could live happily ever after.

Fast-forward to our teenage and young adult years, we devoured all the classic rom-coms equipped with a carton of ice cream and a box of tissues. Sleepless in Seattle, While You Were Sleeping, Batman Forever (was I the only one swooning over Val Kilmer and Nicole Kidman falling in temporary love to the tune of Seal’s Kiss from a Rose?)

In all of our daydreams we created the perfect romance, complete with that phrase we vowed to always tell our partner, even if we want to strangle them for not putting the dishes away correctly for the thousandth time in a row. That’s right: I Love You.

Those three words are not what this post is about.

Sorry to you smug readers out there who thought for sure you knew the answer. Don’t get me wrong, those three words can be extremely powerful when used genuinely. But, they can also easily become a routine, humdrum reaction.

The three words I’m talking about require vulnerability, surrender, and honest, true presence and acknowledgement of your partner. I know, crazy hippie woo-hoo stuff, right?

Drum roll please…

You. Were. Right.


I view those words as the golden idol of relationships. When you use that phrase, a million and five things happen, including:
You genuinely admit to being sorry. Sure, I’m sorry is a decent enough phrase, but think about it – we’ve been forced to say sorry since before we could even talk. How many little kids have you seen rolling their eyes and mockingly sputtering I’m sorry to their little siblings because of their parents’ insistence. You really think that phrase has much meaning to any of us? More or less, we’re all immune to its clout.
You acknowledge that you were listening to your partner. In this day and age where our eyes are glued to screens of every shape and sort, we go day in and day out with being truly aware of the people around us. It’s sad but true, don’t try to deny it. By saying you were right, you’re showing that for a moment in time, you were able to peel your vision off your phone at least long enough to recognize something that your partner did. Good job.

You own that you’re not perfect. This is a crucial thing in any relationship. We all feelright more often than we actually are right. Especially during an argument, it’s really hard to admit to being wrong. By saying these three words, you’re stepping down and empowering your partner to follow their thoughts and heart. That’s something we could all use more of, amiright?
You keep your own voice. You’re not saying I am wrong or admitting defeat. You’re not rolling over and playing the martyr or the victim. Maybe you’re wrong, but maybe you’re both right. There’s room for interpretation and discussion around that.

So, there you are. The three magic words. Try them on for size. Maybe you’re not ready to apply them to a serious argument quite yet, but start small; Hey, I added cinnamon to my latte this morning. You are right, that’s really yummy! Or, You are right, little Jimmy really likes wiping his boogers on the bathroom wall. Let’s do something about that.






SOURCE: http://generalcate..com/2016/08/3-words-that-are-life-blood-of-your.html

Sports / Everton Sign Swansea Captain Ashley Williams by orlean22: 6:49pm On Aug 10, 2016
Everton are splashing the cash following their big-money sale of 23-year-old center back, John Stones!

Remember the Toffees are already finalizing a deal for Yannick Bolasie? Well, they’ve wasted no time in signing a replacement for Stones.

Koeman’s side have signed Swansea captain, Ashley Williams on a three-year deal in for a reported £9m. It’s a beautiful piece of business, replacing an underperforming Stones with the more experienced Swansea captain!






SOURCE: http://generalcate..com/2016/08/everton-sign-swansea-captain-ashley.html

Literature / Sex Story- Jide Part 6 by orlean22: 11:59am On May 12, 2016
Shola’s call sent a shiver down my spine…. my
eyes opened as I looked to my left, and saw the
devil who come by to my life.. What is this I’ve
done..
Me: **Whispering** Helloo..
Shola: Hey baby, what’s up with you…
Me: I’m fine
Shola: Are you okay baby? What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, how are you too?
Shola: I’m okay… hmm… I’m one week pregnant
baby!
Me: What!!!! What did you just say….
Shola: I’m pregnant… and you’re going to be
daddy… boy!
***I cut the call immediately she said that… I was
doomed for, done for… completely.. and I’ve just
destroyed my life completely….*** I cried so
hard… I woke Shola up…. She stood up in dismay
asking for what was wrong….. If she had done
anything wrong, or did she offend me? She
jokingly said “Or did I fart during sleep”… I just
stood up, packed my things… and left the
place…. I didn’t know where to go… or who to
talk to. I was just confused.. This is an 18 year old
with strong aspirations….. watching his life being
tarnished completely… My girlfriend was
pregnant for me…. I had just gained admission
into the higher institution.. this was just getting
out of hand!
As I walked through the streets, so many
thoughts came to my mind… Should Shola abort
the pregnancy? Should we kill the baby after
birth? Should I break up and dump Shola? Should
I just disappear totally? Should I just live my life to
the fullest, knowing fully well I was going to be
father soon? Probably yea, I chose that
option…Let me face my consequences…. but
before then, I want to meet has many girls as I
can before I become a not-so proud father…. My
mind was made up.. I put a call through to my
goons in school, told them my state.. I told them
to come pick me after informing them my
location..
********************************************
45 minutes later, the boys were around.. I
hopped into the vehicle as they hailed me….. over
Lola of course… I was very moody but has we
went on, they lightened me up… I called Shola…..
Me: Hi!
Shola: Hi!
Me: How are my babies?
Shola: ***The question lightened her up
immediately as she responded*** We’re okay oo..
She said…
Me: Good baby…. I’ll call you later! Love you
****I hung up****
**Let me put you through some analysis here….
Shola was pregnant, she was in the university
already, 200l studying Bio-Chemistry.. She was
very brilliant, a first class student to be precised…
She was that good… But I was more concerned
about the pain and shame she was going to go
through in School when her tummy starts
protruding**
**My niggas where becoming part of my life
gradually, we did stuffs together even later on…
that led to my near death experience.. I had two
best friends, we were not in the same
department.. I was studying Computer &
Information Technology, Tola was studying
Psychology while Seun was studying Law….
That summed us all**
In the car we started gisting about the latest
trend girls were engaging in, and laughing about
it… I remembered I just got of a woman’s bed…. I
had totally forgotten so I called her….
Me: Hey… sweets…. you’re unreal
Lola: Why did you storm out on me? I thought
you had bed-wet lol…
Me: Lol, No, why would I? Are you that hot?
Lola: ***She giggled*** I can’t wait for our next
time Jide boy……………………….
Me: Let’s wait and see then!
*** We got back into school, and to our room… I
slept as I entered the room***
The week went on normal as I concentrated fully
on my books…. I spoke to Shola everyday, to
encourage her… and also give myself confidence..
She was my responsibility now..
The last day of the week came, the tipsy day…
We had planned how the day was going to be
like… Go to classes, rest and get out of school….
go clubbing and anything that happens, happens
….
After my class, my phone began vibrating, I
dipped my hands into my pocket to check the
caller, it was Lola..
Lola: Hey Jide boy…..
Me: What’s up walkie talkie
Lola: Ehn, who’s walkie talkie? are you okay?
Me: How do I sound?
Lola: Like a mad man………..
Me: I want to bang you like a mad man…. I want
to show you madness, my mad thing…
***She cuts in***
Lola: Jide, I’m going back to Nigeria today……..
Me: What time?
Lola: 8pm…
Me: hanhan, there’s still time….. now .. Come and
pick me by 4pm… So we’ll hang out!
Lola: let’s see how it goes
**************
I had to add Lola to our plans for the day.. I
needed to bang her before she carries that bosom
back… No, it couldn’t leave like that.. 4pm, she
was in my school… I went on to meet her…. we
set out…. The boys were going to come meet us
later on…. We went straight to the hotel… I was
ready to go at least 2 hours non-stop with her…
she was getting scared when we entered the
room…. I just went to her and placed a kiss…*” it
all starts with a kiss isn’t it ladies?”* She
responded, we kissed, paused, resumed again…
she brought her hands to my trousers, pulled
down my zippers… My thing responded, as
usual.. She knelt down and sucked me… She
sucked me like she was going to turn my thing
sore… I was experiencing mad pleasure….. I was
approaching my orgasm…. I didn’t want to shoot
into her mouth, so I pulled out and ran to the
bathroom and released there.[ I know what you
thinking] I went back to the room, I couldn’t
carry her because she’s a little bigger… So I held
her hand, that’s even more romantic… I took her
the bed… I whispered to her ear… “I’m going to
make love to you this evening” Slowly, I
unbuttoned her shirt, her bosoms have been
waiting for this freedom as I unleashed them…
her hand was in her mouth as she watched me
pull her zipper and removed her jean…. she
began moaning, softly… I kissed her, from her lips
down to her Tips

Continue reading here http://gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/must-read-jide-part-6.html
Celebrities / Amazing- Wizkid Relaxing Or Sleeping On Stage? by orlean22: 11:51am On May 12, 2016
This is amazing, is he drunk or high on weed? check the picture below.



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Literature / Sex Stories: Jide Part 5 by orlean22: 7:46am On Mar 31, 2016
****We ended the call****
I dressed up as quickly as I can and headed for
my class as a gentle and innocent guy…… On my
way, I sent a text to Lola…
Me: I’ll be done in a few hours, I’m free from
3pm…
******************
I didn’t get a reply for sometime, until about
1pm, when she replied my text… I was anxious to
read what she was she was going to send..
Lola: I’ll be in your school by 2:45pm….. Let me
know if that’s okay, and tell me where to come
pick you…
***********
Wow, I was in a class when that message came
in….. So I was a bit anxious uno, everything was
happening pretty fast, I wanted to control the
pace.. Time was up for the class at about 2pm… I
and my “crew” left the class and headed for the
cafeteria after a long day at “work”…. On our
way, we were scooping behinds, and accessing
everything that was under skirt… It was fun, but
time was far spent… My phone rang… It was Lola
Lola: Hey naughty….. I’m in your school!
Me: Whoa, were exactly… [She described her
location, I told my niggas I would be back in no
time…] Lola brought a mazda saloon car, red, she was
smoking hot inside that ride… She wore a black
gown, it didn’t cross her knee…. With some extra-
tinted black shades… This girl was so hot… as I
approached her vehicle, she got down, came
towards me, we hugged! Lola had this curvy
body structure, her hips were wide, she had a
moderately big behind, with massive bosoms…. I
needed the attention… for my confidence… So I
entered the car, and got ready for some public
display……….
I told her to drive as I described where to….. We
were headed for the center of the school…. I
knew were my niggas where, so I just got
down….***I was on top of the world*** Hurriedly,
I went into the cafe, and called my niggas
out…….
Me: Bros, meet Lola…… the one I’ve been talking
about…
***Now, I had just turned the table upside down..
The girl I had been telling my boys was Shola, but
here I am telling them that Lola is Shola…***
Lola: Hey…. nice meeting y’ll….
I entered the car again as the boys told me to get
them DRINKS and SKUNK……[Yes, I had started
smoking, but lightly]… We headed for the school
gate, the journey was sweet, but staring at Lola’s
luxurious laps was out of this world… She’s light
skinned, and I can’t help my self…. “So where we
going?” I asked her…. “Shopping” She said….
Ladies have the tendency to be mad, anytime..
What was this girl thinking? That I would buy her
stuffs? I barely know this chick o… and here are
mouth is mentioning shopping….
In no time, we were at the mall….. We got off the
vehicle, I approached her and held her hand, this
chick was sleek…. When you see us, we didn’t
look too different… we approached the shops, we
went into a unisex boutique, this girl tried
numerous shirts on me…. all the ones I liked, she
took them to the counter, and PAID… I couldn’t
believe my eyes…. She just spent over #50,000
on my shirts…. Wow…..
We shopped for like 4 hours straight.. she got me
stuffs, shoes, perfumes, trousers.. name it…
Lola was rich obviously… We left the mall around
7pm… I was tired, but being a night person.. I
still had substantial energy in me..”What was the
meaning of what happened in your school” She
asked… I first ignored her, but then, somehow,
she already had some power over me, with all
she’s spent already… I told her it was supposed to
be a prank and didn’t mean anything… We were
going to her hotel that night, so I just had to call
my goons, I wasn’t going to be coming back to
school that night.. I sent them my address, in
case anything happened to me..
We got into the hotel, her room was massive,
where did she get all these money she’s
spending….In a foreign land? I was tired, so I laid
on the bed on entering the room, and I zoned out
completely…. Lola woke me up to eat about 3
hours later, she was good to me.. I couldn’t deny
that… But in my sleep, “I dreamt Shola had a
baby, and everybody were all gathered, then all
of a sudden, everybody was crying” It was just a
dream….
I ate, and Lola told me she was going to the
shower………hmmm “Okay”.. When I was done
eating, I was contemplating on whether to storm
that bathroom or not… what if she’s not in for
such and everything scatters.. I made up my
mind, slowly and majestically, I walked up to the
bathroom, I peeped a little, and the figure I saw
inside the bath…was just out of this world…. Lola
was the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen…. “Yey, see
body”, “See Behind”, “See babe”…… I was
mental, so I thought of what to do to get her
attention…. I went to the toilet… Unclad…. as I
began to urinate, she looked back in dismay..
WHAT! JIDE! …. “You couldn’t even knock” At this
time, it was no going back for me, after all, she
had seen my thing already…. I joined her in the
bath, and hugged her from the back….as my
thing rested on her bare behind… The water
poured on us… slowly I kissed her neck as she
brought her head towards mine… our lips met, I
approached hers and kissed her with the water
running on us….. I caressed her massive bosoms,
slowly, and went for the Tips… I slid my other
hand into her hairy core…she responded by
moaning softly…. We put off the shower, I took
her hand as she got out of the shower, we were
both Unclad… Her hips were killing…. she
grabbed the towel as she was going to clean her
body… I snatched the towel from her, and used it
on me…. This caused some spark as she came for
the towel again…. I threw it back to where she
came from… She was laughing so hard, as she
turned back…. and bent down to pick the towel..
I approached her with my thing, rock hard… she
groaned and held on to the table in her front…
Steadily, my thing entered into her core from
behind…. and I began thrusting gently…. as I
remembered…….. “I was going raw, again!” I
pulled out immediately… “What happened”?


CONTINUE READING HERE.. http://gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/must-read-part-5.html
Celebrities / Davido And Olamide Is Set To Drop Another HIT Soon. by orlean22: 6:38am On Mar 31, 2016
davido in his tweet, said that he and olamide are gonna drop another single hit. olamide also retweeted this.
see their tweets.



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Literature / Sex Stories: Jide Part 4 by orlean22: 11:30pm On Mar 29, 2016
She was tall, shorter than Shola, she was plum, big bosoms… are eyes were small, so was the nose… She was beautiful.

“….Please do fasten your seat belts” the dark skinned cabin crew proclaimed as we approached the airport.. I looked through to the window again, and was looking at the beautiful environment.. You sure will know you’re not in Nigeria anymore.. It was around 9pm Nigerian time, Lola as I got to know her later, was scared of landings, so as we approached the airport, she just held my hand very hard, I wasn’t expecting it so I shivered at first…”…Sorry, I can’t get over landings, she said..” as we touched down, she lifted her face up like she was approaching an orgasm.. I just smiled…. We landed, and on our way out of the plane, she thanked me, and introduced herself as Lola! It’s nothing, I said, as we walked out of the plane and through the jet way…… she was at my front as we walked so she got outside before I did… She was walking slowly so I was able to meet her pace, She gently asked why I was so emotional, I told her it was nothing… I was probably just missing Nigeria… she giggled as I said that, and I smiled. She then asked what I came to do in S.A…. ***To be honest, if you see me, sometimes, I look old enough to say I’m a bank manager…. I’m tall, athletic body build, light complexioned, and little strings of beards with my red lips*** “I’m resuming school” I told her, she said “Wow” wondering how someone like me would just be resuming school…..

I didn’t want to continue the conversation with Lola, it was quite obvious as I didn’t flow with her as we walked on…. I just wanted to be alone for now…. I picked up my phone and called Shola…. “Switched off” I tried again and again for up to 10 times, it was the same thing.. I became worried so I called my mum straight, after all, I left them together… My mum’s phone rang about 3 times before she finally picked it…

Mum: “Hello… Jide… How was your journey, we were just planning on calling”

Me: “We?…. anyway my journey was fun… I’m still trying to find my way though..”

Mum: “Oh I see.. Your dad is saying HI… they put the phone on speaker, as they echoed….”WE love you” now this got me smiling…. and got Lola wondering………..

Me: “What about my friend?” I asked….

Mum: “She’s okay, though she was very moody as we left the airport…. She’s really a good friend and its obvious she cares about you a lot”

Me: I know right! ***Little did she know that my sperms were probably wondering about her womb by now***

***I ended the call as I didn’t want to expatiate the matter, before my mouth starts running..***

I was out of the airport, so I tried Shola again, and this time she picked it up immediately..

Me: Hey baby!

Shola: Hi my love….. how was it?

Me: It was cool, boring and emotional… I couldn’t say a word to anyone….

Shola: Boy, don’t be too moody, you’ve to be strong… for me……. for our child…..

Me: ***I almost fainted as I heard those words, she has finally ruined me*** For What? Why would you do that Shola, for what reason? How do you want us to cope, who’s going to take care of the child when you’re in school….

Shola: God will take control!

***I was just dumbfounded because I didn’t know what control God will really love to take this our situation… He didn’t say we should bang at first, in fact… that’s a sin… He didn’t even say we shouldn’t use protection, if at all we would prove stubborn… So What control Exactly?***

Me: Okay, I need to go now… Talk later

***We hung up***

I had lost contact with Shola at the airport, cos I left her side as my call was been escalated…. I was about calling a cab when someone tapped my back….those hands were soft, tender and sweet… It was her…. Lola…

CONTINUE READING PART 4 HERE
http://gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/must-read-jide-part-4.html
Celebrities / Re: VERY HOT: All Nicki Minaj Sexy Hot Pics(photos) by orlean22: 6:37am On Mar 24, 2016
COOL
Literature / Sex Stories: Jide Part 3 by orlean22: 6:34am On Mar 24, 2016
Jide part 3

Gradually, time started moving faster than the
speed of light, no matter how hard we tried to
pause the time, it was not working, there were
moments we tried running away and just get
lost… But that aint gonna happen, not at that
age! We talked every day, saw each other every
blessed day, even at hard times, we made sure
we met…. My days were being numbered in
Nigeria, I had one more week remaining before I
set out to South Africa….. That week, We had s*x
throughout, mind blowing s*x without
protection….. We didn’t mind, even myself, I was
ready to get this girl pregnant, at least, I won’t
have to leave for S.A and just go with my second
choice of university here in Nigeria…. She was on
protection..
I was to leave Nigeria on the Saturday, Shola
made up her mind she was not going to talk to
me or even see me that day at all, but I wasn’t
even sure I could allow that happen, cos, I was
young, I didn’t really know much but all I knew
then was her.. and I needed her to give me that
confidence she would be there for me… even
through everything.. Saturday came like it was
sent by the devil, my flight was for 3:00pm, I had
to be at the airport by 2.00pm maximum.. I woke
up 8:30am, stood up, went to the bathroom
straight, tidied myself up because I knew I had
limited time… I went to get my phone from the
shelve, I saw 3 messages from Shola….. They
read….
1st message: “Jide, I can’t believe this is
happening”
2nd message: “We are still one, through thick
and thin”
3rd message: “I want to see you!!!!!!! Baby I
want you!!”
I was baffled, but wasn’t really concentrating
because I had to get myself prepared for my
trip….. Time as usual, was faster than normal,
and it was seeming like I wasn’t going to see this
girl again… I wasn’t feeling too good with that
thought.. So I called her…..
Me: “baby, I would be on my way in a moment”
Shola: “Chill, I will soon be there”
Me: “Where?”
Shola: “Your gate…….”
At this point, I thought she had run mad…… like
she has never met any of my family member, all
we’ve been doing has been in secret…. and now
she wants to come and meet them face to face,
on the day their son is going to the university…
Me: “WHAT!!!”
**She cut the call**
It was this time I remembered all the s*x we’ve
had, all the styles, the hardcore….. all without a
CONDOM! I knew she was going to come and
cause trouble, I thought.. Probably she would just
come and announce to my family members,
“she’s the one I’ve been having s*x with, and
she’s finally pregnant!” I knew it was practically
over for me, and this was just the end of
everything, including my life…..
5 minutes later, I heard a loud bang at the gate, I
sped like I was being chased by a blue whale.. I
opened the gate and immediately knelt down in
front of her, and started begging that she should
not put me in trouble, and this wasn’t the time
for her to announce such a flabbergasting
news…… She was just looking confused, and took
me up by my shoulder… and asked what was
wrong… at this time.. I was already sweating
profusely, I told her she shouldn’t announce the
pregnancy.. She just started laughing like a
lunatic who’s been accessed at ARO… “I’m not
pregnant baby”, She said… “Then why are you
here”, I asked.. She said she was going to follow
me to the airport. I was at first relieved, but then
remembered nobody knows her in the house, so
how’s she going to do it, I asked her… She said I
should introduce her… I said “Introduce you as
what?” ….. She smiled again, again and again…[ I
get crazy when she smiles, she knows that..] All
this while, we’re at the gate, we almost kissed
when I got back to my sense and told her to
come inside…. I took Shola inside the house, my
dad, as usual, was busy with the news on T.V, I
called on him and introduced Shola
as……………………………………………”My
secondary school best-friend”, “Huhehn” was
what came out of his tongue, I did the same
introduction to my mum, and my junior sister.. It
was like magic as it worked… or maybe because I
was leaving.. She joined my mum in the kitchen,
with the chores, immediately my sister loved her,
they got talking…. I went back to my room to tidy
things up because time was running out already..
It was 11 am , and I was still going to travel to
the airport, a 1 hour journey. I came out finishing
with my room, and I saw Shola and my sister
gisting like they’ve know each other for decades…
they were in the kitchen, She didn’t see me, so I
stared at her, then her behind, those legs, the
bosoms….. I could only imagine….
We set out around 12pm, and headed straight for
the airport…. 50% of me wanted to miss that
flight, every kilometer we covered was just
making it a reality that I won’t see Shola the next
day, the day after…. probably the year after….. or
maybe after a decade… my eyes became red as
we approached the airport, I could see from the
rear mirror, she was weeping already, at first she
tried controlling herself, but got to a point, the
tears were uncontrollable…. She was going to
make me cry, so I increased the volume of the
radio and started a talk… My sister did a good job
in handling the situation at the back…. We got to
the airport at about 1:45pm. We all got down…. I
wanted Shola to enjoy this moment and
remember every second of it, I took her by the
hand as we walked into the departure terminal….
she held me tight, my parents where not
concentrating, I looked about four times, before I
landed my lips on hers, right there as we got into
the terminal…. I looked again, and saw my sister
smiling, She understood every bit of it, I could
tell.
CONTINUE READING STORIES HERE: http://www.gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/sex-stories-jide-part-3.html



IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE PART 1 AND PART 2 JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO READ http://gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/sex-stories-jide-part2.html

Celebrities / VERY HOT: All Nicki Minaj Sexy Hot Pics(photos) by orlean22: 6:21am On Mar 24, 2016
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Literature / Re: Sex Stories: Jide Part 1 by orlean22: 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
Must Read: Jide!!! Part 2
Jokingly, I said she is the worst host someone
could ever come across, lo and behold, the
madam took it personal again. She was vexing
and fuming for me this time around, and I just
went beside her, and I hugged her…. Yes, I
hugged Shola… you’re not the only one that was
shocked, she was a “shocker” lol.. I hugged her
softly at first, she responded after 15 seconds…
and I hugged her tightly, and whispered to her
ear…” I know all you’ve been through, and I’m
here now” I think those words sent Shola out of
the world, because she just rested her head on
my shoulder, we were like that for about 5
minutes, silent…. Afterwards, my legs started
hurting, so I took her hand and went towards the
chairs. We sat down, she rested her head on my
laps this time, and I was just playing with here
hair..
She was loving every bit of it, about 30 minutes
later, she stood up, went away for a while only to
come back with chicken laps with drinks… she
sat beside me, offered me the meal, and just kept
staring. Seriously, at first, I thought she had
charmed the meal but then, she took a bite and
was like, so I think its charmed se? I nodded my
head, and she was just smiling, at this moment, I
just wanted to leave the house before she just
changes into something else that I wouldn’t be
able to comprehend any longer. I took the
chicken, ate, and to be very honest,it was so
tasty and delicious, another thought that came
up was why would a chicken be so perfect? How’s
that possible? That was how Shola started telling
me are history o. How she has been through a lot,
with guys, with ladies, with the society.. and how
she has managed herself to survive.. It was a very
emotional time as I stopped the meal and focused
on her watery face now. She was weeping so
hard, I almost started weeping. I hugged her, told
her it was going to be okay and it’s all for a while
before it bypasses….. The thought of her being a
year older than me didn’t really bother me, we
were in love already, it was obvious.
I told her I have to be going soon and she agreed
as her family would soon be home also…… as I
was leaving, she held two hands and stared at me
for like 2 minutes, [I don’t know why she really
enjoys that but she stares like she’s inscribing
somethings on my face, probably for charm or
something..] She kissed me, I replied the kiss, for
me, I was out of this world already, because that’s
the first time I’m actually kissing a woman, it was
a very awkward moment for me as I started to eat
her mouth instead of kissing… She stopped and
started laughing at me…. I was so embarrassed
that I wanted the floor to swallow me… She told
me not to worry, that with time, I was going to
get used to her lips and I would be okay… I didn’t
reply, I just headed towards the gate, she
escorted me to where I got a cab home….

As I got home that evening, it was like I should
just faint or something, because what was on my
mind was that this girl will just redicle me. I was
about sleeping when my text message tune came
up again, I unlocked the phone to see who it was,
and as I thought, it was Shola!
She said:”Sweety, I don’t know where you came
from or who who sent you, the point is I don’t
care anymore… What you did today was out of
this world, you made me feel loved, I felt like a
woman once again, it was incredible.” I replied
the message immediately telling her how I felt for
her, and how I feel we can connect with each
other. That night, our love was born!
===================
We talked regularly about our new found love,
and what we were expecting…… One week after
we started dating, it was a Friday, I had told
Shola I was going to be home all day and she was
like okay.. At first, I was like what kind of girlfriend
says “ok” when the boyfriend is alone in the
house. The morning came, and I had already
planned how I was going to go about my boring
day ahead, probably just sleep… It was then
Shola called.
Shola: Lover boy, send me your address now o,
I’m all dressed up….
Me: Immediately, I sent my details to her..
45 miunutes later, she was with me in my house,
we were talking and making fun of each others
accent when I went to her and kissed her. It was
very deep, she stood up, held my head closer to
hers, it felt so great for a learner like myself.. I
placed my two hands on her buttocks while her
bosoms where resting on my chest.. I was getting
hard uncontrollably… and at one point I was
shivering but I calmed myself down…. We
continued kissing and this time, I tried loosening
her gown slowly, I removed them, and there she
was, standing with just her bra and pant right in
my front. She looked so beautiful, I went on to
practice all I’ve ever watched in my X-trated videos..
She saw my novice attitude, so she took charge
and removed my trousers…. at first I felt
ashamed, but I got over it and tried flowing with
her..
She bent down and started sucking me slowly,
she started, I was loving every moment…. I
carried her on the dining table, removed her
pant, and put in my fingers, she screamed like a
witch, I was scared, but she told me not to stop,
and I should go slowly…. I could feel her getting
really wet as my dry fingers where becoming
watery. I removed her bra, and behold, I was
standing in front of two medium sized oranges
that were standing at attention. Slowly again, I
put my hands on one of them, I saw the Tip, was
standing tall! Finally, all my Biology theories are in
my front!
Time was running out, and my thing was
standing so hard, I slid in without mercy into my
girlfriend who was sitting on the dinning table,
she held my shoulder, and I was banging so hard,
as if I was punishing her….. I pulled out
remembering I wasn’t on any protection…..
We had to call it a day, as I could not continue…
If not this girl will give birth to like a dozen
children with the amount of load I was preparing
for her core….
As my heavenly moment was cut short, I just
went to the fridge to get some cold drinks for
both of us, because we were sweating like the
sun just winked at us, she was just smiling, that’s
what she uses to catch me anytime.. I always fall
for that smile every time. It was always
incredible..As I approached her with the drinks,
she brought her lips closer to mine we began
kissing with our sweaty lips, it was a moment of
hot romantic love, we were smushing really hard,
I dropped the drinks, went back to the act, I put
my hands on her bosoms and was caressing them
gently, I brought my mouth closer to her Tips and
started biting them softly, she couldn’t help
herself, she moaned softly, I carried her on the
bed, spread her legs wide… I put one finger in
her core first, then the second went in, it was so
hot in there, I could feel her getting moist
already, and she was calling my name, slowly,
Jide! Jide!… Shola told me I should put my thing
back into her core, I told her that’s not possible,
because there’s no protection, she shouted at me
and begged that I should please put it back in
that she would take an after s*x pill, and that she
doesn’t even care any longer if she gets
pregnant. “I would be more than joyous to have a
mind blowing s*x with you, which later leads to
me being pregnant with your child” she said. At
this point, I was so hard, and I couldn’t resist any
longer, so I slid in my thing into her core….. This
time around, we were going with full force not
minding any obstacle….. We began with the
missionary position, I was on top with her legs
spread, I began thrusting slowly and steady, she
was flowing with my pace, our bodies were
locking on each other… After about 5 minutes, I
carried her up, with my thing still inside her core
and took her to the window side, she held the
burglary proofs, rested her legs on my shoulder….
I began thrusting hard, at an increased pace,
with my hands behind her back, she held my
neck, never to let go……. After about 15 minutes,
I could feel my body chemistry changing, I didn’t
know what was happening, but I was banging
very fast and hard, Shola was all wet and dripping
Pour, I didn’t know when I shot my loads inside
her core to her womb, it was heavy, she felt it…..
She kissed me so dearly, and told me never to let
go….. “I love you so much, so dearly, I’m
prepared to do anything for you to make you
happy…. Anything in the world for you baby” She
said…… My thing was getting softer as I just kept
my head on her Bosom while she rubbed her
hands on my hair gently………
We took our bath together after, ate and started
gisting… We began our pillow fight again, this
time it was around the compound….. I didn’t
know I had fallen so much in love with Shola, and
she had become a part of me… at that moment…
Age was no barrier, in fact there was no barrier
for us. We were just two young couples in love!
What looked like was going to last an eternity
ended a few months later after we gained
admission into the University, those moments
were really emotional for both of us… I was going
to be schooling in South Africa, Shola cried for
weeks, and was cursing life, she cursed
education… She just wanted us to be together
every moment, every second… and I wanted that
too. She said she wasn’t going to break up with
me no matter what, that she’s already married to
me physically, emotionally and spiritually…. I was
shocked when I heard spiritually, but I
understood what she meant later.. To be honest, I
was deeply in love with Shola, but I was going to
get more cores in South Africa, both of us
knew….. She said she doesn’t mind me banging
other girls in South Africa, as far as I don’t fall in
love with any of them. She cursed any girl that
was going to fall in love with me in the future to
run mad instantly…. On this agreement, we left
our relationship…..
It was the start of an incredible life…… Just sit
back and enjoy every moment!

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
Celebrities / Sex Stories: Jide Part 2 by orlean22: 9:02pm On Mar 22, 2016
Must Read: Jide!!! Part 2
Jokingly, I said she is the worst host someone
could ever come across, lo and behold, the
madam took it personal again. She was vexing
and fuming for me this time around, and I just
went beside her, and I hugged her…. Yes, I
hugged Shola… you’re not the only one that was
shocked, she was a “shocker” lol.. I hugged her
softly at first, she responded after 15 seconds…
and I hugged her tightly, and whispered to her
ear…” I know all you’ve been through, and I’m
here now” I think those words sent Shola out of
the world, because she just rested her head on
my shoulder, we were like that for about 5
minutes, silent…. Afterwards, my legs started
hurting, so I took her hand and went towards the
chairs. We sat down, she rested her head on my
laps this time, and I was just playing with here
hair..
She was loving every bit of it, about 30 minutes
later, she stood up, went away for a while only to
come back with chicken laps with drinks… she
sat beside me, offered me the meal, and just kept
staring. Seriously, at first, I thought she had
charmed the meal but then, she took a bite and
was like, so I think its charmed se? I nodded my
head, and she was just smiling, at this moment, I
just wanted to leave the house before she just
changes into something else that I wouldn’t be
able to comprehend any longer. I took the
chicken, ate, and to be very honest,it was so
tasty and delicious, another thought that came
up was why would a chicken be so perfect? How’s
that possible? That was how Shola started telling
me are history o. How she has been through a lot,
with guys, with ladies, with the society.. and how
she has managed herself to survive.. It was a very
emotional time as I stopped the meal and focused
on her watery face now. She was weeping so
hard, I almost started weeping. I hugged her, told
her it was going to be okay and it’s all for a while
before it bypasses….. The thought of her being a
year older than me didn’t really bother me, we
were in love already, it was obvious.
I told her I have to be going soon and she agreed
as her family would soon be home also…… as I
was leaving, she held two hands and stared at me
for like 2 minutes, [I don’t know why she really
enjoys that but she stares like she’s inscribing
somethings on my face, probably for charm or
something..] She kissed me, I replied the kiss, for
me, I was out of this world already, because that’s
the first time I’m actually kissing a woman, it was
a very awkward moment for me as I started to eat
her mouth instead of kissing… She stopped and
started laughing at me…. I was so embarrassed
that I wanted the floor to swallow me… She told
me not to worry, that with time, I was going to
get used to her lips and I would be okay… I didn’t
reply, I just headed towards the gate, she
escorted me to where I got a cab home….

As I got home that evening, it was like I should
just faint or something, because what was on my
mind was that this girl will just redicle me. I was
about sleeping when my text message tune came
up again, I unlocked the phone to see who it was,
and as I thought, it was Shola!
She said:”Sweety, I don’t know where you came
from or who who sent you, the point is I don’t
care anymore… What you did today was out of
this world, you made me feel loved, I felt like a
woman once again, it was incredible.” I replied
the message immediately telling her how I felt for
her, and how I feel we can connect with each
other. That night, our love was born!
===================
We talked regularly about our new found love,
and what we were expecting…… One week after
we started dating, it was a Friday, I had told
Shola I was going to be home all day and she was
like okay.. At first, I was like what kind of girlfriend
says “ok” when the boyfriend is alone in the
house. The morning came, and I had already
planned how I was going to go about my boring
day ahead, probably just sleep… It was then
Shola called.
Shola: Lover boy, send me your address now o,
I’m all dressed up….
Me: Immediately, I sent my details to her..
45 miunutes later, she was with me in my house,
we were talking and making fun of each others
accent when I went to her and kissed her. It was
very deep, she stood up, held my head closer to
hers, it felt so great for a learner like myself.. I
placed my two hands on her buttocks while her
bosoms where resting on my chest.. I was getting
hard uncontrollably… and at one point I was
shivering but I calmed myself down…. We
continued kissing and this time, I tried loosening
her gown slowly, I removed them, and there she
was, standing with just her bra and pant right in
my front. She looked so beautiful, I went on to
practice all I’ve ever watched in my X-trated videos..
She saw my novice attitude, so she took charge
and removed my trousers…. at first I felt
ashamed, but I got over it and tried flowing with
her..
She bent down and started sucking me slowly,
she started, I was loving every moment…. I
carried her on the dining table, removed her
pant, and put in my fingers, she screamed like a
witch, I was scared, but she told me not to stop,
and I should go slowly…. I could feel her getting
really wet as my dry fingers where becoming
watery. I removed her bra, and behold, I was
standing in front of two medium sized oranges
that were standing at attention. Slowly again, I
put my hands on one of them, I saw the Tip, was
standing tall! Finally, all my Biology theories are in
my front!
Time was running out, and my thing was
standing so hard, I slid in without mercy into my
girlfriend who was sitting on the dinning table,
she held my shoulder, and I was banging so hard,
as if I was punishing her….. I pulled out
remembering I wasn’t on any protection…..
We had to call it a day, as I could not continue…
If not this girl will give birth to like a dozen
children with the amount of load I was preparing
for her core….
As my heavenly moment was cut short, I just
went to the fridge to get some cold drinks for
both of us, because we were sweating like the
sun just winked at us, she was just smiling, that’s
what she uses to catch me anytime.. I always fall
for that smile every time. It was always
incredible..As I approached her with the drinks,
she brought her lips closer to mine we began
kissing with our sweaty lips, it was a moment of
hot romantic love, we were smushing really hard,
I dropped the drinks, went back to the act, I put
my hands on her bosoms and was caressing them
gently, I brought my mouth closer to her Tips and
started biting them softly, she couldn’t help
herself, she moaned softly, I carried her on the
bed, spread her legs wide… I put one finger in
her core first, then the second went in, it was so
hot in there, I could feel her getting moist
already, and she was calling my name, slowly,
Jide! Jide!… Shola told me I should put my thing
back into her core, I told her that’s not possible,
because there’s no protection, she shouted at me
and begged that I should please put it back in
that she would take an after s*x pill, and that she
doesn’t even care any longer if she gets
pregnant. “I would be more than joyous to have a
mind blowing s*x with you, which later leads to
me being pregnant with your child” she said. At
this point, I was so hard, and I couldn’t resist any
longer, so I slid in my thing into her core….. This
time around, we were going with full force not
minding any obstacle….. We began with the
missionary position, I was on top with her legs
spread, I began thrusting slowly and steady, she
was flowing with my pace, our bodies were
locking on each other… After about 5 minutes, I
carried her up, with my thing still inside her core
and took her to the window side, she held the
burglary proofs, rested her legs on my shoulder….
I began thrusting hard, at an increased pace,
with my hands behind her back, she held my
neck, never to let go……. After about 15 minutes,
I could feel my body chemistry changing, I didn’t
know what was happening, but I was banging
very fast and hard, Shola was all wet and dripping
Pour, I didn’t know when I shot my loads inside
her core to her womb, it was heavy, she felt it…..
She kissed me so dearly, and told me never to let
go….. “I love you so much, so dearly, I’m
prepared to do anything for you to make you
happy…. Anything in the world for you baby” She
said…… My thing was getting softer as I just kept
my head on her Bosom while she rubbed her
hands on my hair gently………
We took our bath together after, ate and started
gisting… We began our pillow fight again, this
time it was around the compound….. I didn’t
know I had fallen so much in love with Shola, and
she had become a part of me… at that moment…
Age was no barrier, in fact there was no barrier
for us. We were just two young couples in love!
What looked like was going to last an eternity
ended a few months later after we gained
admission into the University, those moments
were really emotional for both of us… I was going
to be schooling in South Africa, Shola cried for
weeks, and was cursing life, she cursed
education… She just wanted us to be together
every moment, every second… and I wanted that
too. She said she wasn’t going to break up with
me no matter what, that she’s already married to
me physically, emotionally and spiritually…. I was
shocked when I heard spiritually, but I
understood what she meant later.. To be honest, I
was deeply in love with Shola, but I was going to
get more cores in South Africa, both of us
knew….. She said she doesn’t mind me banging
other girls in South Africa, as far as I don’t fall in
love with any of them. She cursed any girl that
was going to fall in love with me in the future to
run mad instantly…. On this agreement, we left
our relationship…..
It was the start of an incredible life…… Just sit
back and enjoy every moment!

WATCH OUT FOR PART 3
here and the remaining part here. http://www.gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/sex-stories-jide-part-3.html

Romance / Sex Stories: Jide Part 1 by orlean22: 9:15am On Mar 22, 2016
must read jide
A story written by Dexpendable….

When I was 16, I had resorted into not having s*x till I was at least 18 years, and it was something I really wanted to achieve…I’m Jide, and this is my story…

I’ve always been a naive guy, the nerd type of person, who doesn’t really talk much or do stuffs that other secondary school guys do… It all began in J.S.S 3, I could remember vividly…

Integrated Science Class, Topic: REPRODUCTION!

Teacher: Good morning students….

We all echoed, Good morning Ma! As a perpetual back bencher, there were a lot of things to hide from the “outside world” We scoped girls a lot… do stuffs, but still do not know or have any idea about the real deal, but we anticipated….. We studied about the female s*x organs, the male s*x organs, the copulation and expulsion processes and all sorts. The class was on fire, the girls and boys chanting, laughing, whispering and all sorts. I got home that day, fulfilled and excited… On Saturday, I was with my uncle’s phone, when I went to his gallery, videos, and guess what I found? Videos… so I thought until I saw two people on top of each other, banging their lives out! OMG!!!! I watched all the videos, in a corner and you could guess, I was so hard! So what do I do next, I thought? Well…. Being a smart boy, I told my Uncle I would have to borrow his phone to school, so I could call him on his other phone, when he’s going to come and pick me…

So Monday came, sooner than I had even anticipated, I went to school with that Motorola… School stuff was pretty normal for Us, until Break time came, and I called all my friends, who were also my seat mates, and told them to follow me; We were heading for the toilet…. with my Uncle’s Motorola phone… On getting to the toilet, I brought out the phone, we set our [boys] formation, the ones who were watching for interruptions took their stand and so on. I opened the first video, and they WOWED at what they saw…. We watched all videos, took turns in taking vital positions so as not to get caught…. and that is it… That’s was how I was welcomed to the world of s*x!

To be honest, I was still focusing on my goal on not engaging in any S#xual activity till I was 18, and after I watched those videos, I felt really discouraged in even engaging in any act… Nothing really happened in my secondary school after that event, until I got out of secondary school…..

When I got out of school, I loosened myself and was ready for whatever the world might want to set on me..

My first time………………

I met Shola around September a year after I had graduated from Secondary school, I was 18+, We met in a weird way actually.. I had gone to an eatery during my lunch break at my coaching center, I entered the eatery casually, like someone who doesn’t send any soul…I walked to the counter and asked for Doughnuts and Ice Cream, looking to my left hand side, I saw this lady, Tall, Black, Slim. She was a little bit taller than I was.. She wanted to get salad and there was no salad.. She started frowning seriously and complaining that why won’t there be salad. …. so I interfered and told her if she was really hungry, She would get something else, and I walked out of her and went to get a sit. Lo and behold, being a lady that she is, She followed me, Sat in my front and was like…

Shola: So you think you can talk? Huh, Firstly, who gave you mouth to interfere in what’s not yours?

I didn’t reply and just continued enjoying my meal, after a while she left my place very furious, cos she hissed at me blatantly, and even would have spat on my food If I was eating rice or so..

As I was done eating, I took a sheet of paper, and I wrote my number on it… Of course that’s how it should run, I thought! As I went out, I put the paper on her table and left… Now the trick here is, She wants me to apologise for what I did, she wants to insult me and blast me and all sorts, So I gave her the access…. Knowing fully well that the matter would be resolved sooner than later.

two days after, the furious lady called, and as you can guess, she blasted the hell out of me, and I didn’t comment at first, until she said, so I won’t say anything abi? Then I said, I was so sorry, but that she didn’t give me space to even apologise… She cut the call, a few hours later, I sent her a text, telling her I am sorry, She replied almost immediately like she’s been staring on the phone waiting for a notification from me…. Her text read thus:

“You apologise ke? If I don’t see it on your face, then forget it…” I smiled and I was really excited, now I had to devote plans on how I will make this lady come to my crib or go to hers, when she’s alone…. and then I will actually apologise… So I replied her message saying thus: ” I’m ready to do anything, just to get over this asap…. What’s your address” As I sent that message, my heart was beating profusely, this was me a few days ago that was forming a baddo, and here I am now shaking just because I asked a girl for her address..

5 Hours after, there was no reply, I felt it was over already and there was no point in shaking… Just I was about throwing the phone on the bed, I heard the message tune….I was so scared that I held the phone with shaky hands… Shaky or not, I had to read the message, I was thinking of what the reply could be, so I opened it and there it was, she sent me her address…………………………………….. I jumped up, my head almost hit the fan that was spinning without any mercy…. I was so excited, but my excitement was cut short when I discovered she didn’t state when I could come to “Apologise” I wanted to call her immediately, at the same time, I had to continue with my already Baddo li attitude to this girl, so I went for the latter and Postponed the call till the evening around 8pm….. I called her…..

Me: Hello, what’s up..

Shola: Hi, so did you get my text?

Me: Yeah, I did… So when are we seeing?

Shola: I don’t know when I would be alone for now……….. That statement got me dumbfounded, I was melting right there on the call..

Me: I want to apologise soon enough, before I get out of here anyway..

Shola: Okay, Where are you going?

Me: *I ended the call, and pretended it was network issue.*

*Now, I felt so on top of the world that my plan had worked out, but I was still thinking how I would even be able to execute this plan… Coming to think of it, This lady is beautiful, she’s tall, black, moderate bosoms and a moderate behind. How would I say I even want to kiss this sort of person, at this age…..***

I went back to my normal duties, almost forgetting the whole incident, and then this Saturday ca,e by, it was a week after I last spoke to Shola. My phone vibrating was what woke me up that morning, I looked at the caller info with sleepy eyes only to see “Shola”, immediately, I stood up on my feet like tsunami was a few minutes away, I picked the call, with that male thick voice in the morning, and said Hello!

Shola:

Hi, I want to let you know I will be free today, and I would be expecting you anytime from 1pm.

***She ends the call***

I could not even say okay or anything, the call ended just like that, anyway, what was important was getting the message in which I did….

I was so excited and joyful, I slept, and set my alarm to 1.30pm, and put the phone on my cheek so I could wake up easily…

1.30pm, The alarm rang[I guess], I woke up and smiled, I took my bath, wore a nice t-shirt with a jean, and I got my sadder out… I was good to go… Shola’s house from my place is about 45minutes with public transport, So as I was about leaving, I called her to inform her I was on my way.. She said okay, that she would be waiting and ended the call immediately. I was furious. I got to her street, and to the specified address and called her again.

Me: Hi, come and rescue me from your gate o

Shola: Oh, I’m on my way…

*************************************************************************

I was waiting, for about 5minutes, I didn’t see anybody, I was already getting mad, when someone just tapped my back and said follow me. Yea, she was the one. All I could think off was how and when did this lady suddenly become a mad person….Anyway, I followed her and we went into their compound, and into the house… As I got to the house, she needed not to remind me why I was here, as she stopped me by the door and just stared at me with a furious face.. I smiled back at her and told her I was sorry for what happened.. She didn’t respond, I said it again, she smiled and said I should come in. As I was going in, I was like “She’s a weird being, and she said I was more weird” We started gisting, and she asked about every information concerning me and why I behaved like that the other day…. Moments after, I threw a pillow at her, she was seating farther from where I was, so the pillow went with an incredible speed and hit her on the head, she yelled and angrily stood up with the pillow and came towards me. As she approached me, I stood up, and began running around, she was shouting, sooner, she started laughing that why was I running, She was yelling, Stop now! Stop Now!!….. The drama was getting more interesting so I stood in one place so she could finally get to me. On getting to me, she hit me so bad with the pillow, It was then I realised that Shola was indeed MAD!. I took the pillow and slapped her with it, then she said we should stop the silly play that was I not meant to be a sadist…. All these period, the mad girl had not even offered me anything to drink not to talk of eat.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 your comments will impress me to post part 2

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Literature / Re: Sex Stories: Jide Part 1 by orlean22: 8:36am On Mar 22, 2016
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Literature / Sex Stories: Jide Part 1 by orlean22: 8:35am On Mar 22, 2016
must read jide
A story written by Dexpendable….

When I was 16, I had resorted into not having s*x till I was at least 18 years, and it was something I really wanted to achieve…I’m Jide, and this is my story…

I’ve always been a naive guy, the nerd type of person, who doesn’t really talk much or do stuffs that other secondary school guys do… It all began in J.S.S 3, I could remember vividly…

Integrated Science Class, Topic: REPRODUCTION!

Teacher: Good morning students….

We all echoed, Good morning Ma! As a perpetual back bencher, there were a lot of things to hide from the “outside world” We scoped girls a lot… do stuffs, but still do not know or have any idea about the real deal, but we anticipated….. We studied about the female s*x organs, the male s*x organs, the copulation and expulsion processes and all sorts. The class was on fire, the girls and boys chanting, laughing, whispering and all sorts. I got home that day, fulfilled and excited… On Saturday, I was with my uncle’s phone, when I went to his gallery, videos, and guess what I found? Videos… so I thought until I saw two people on top of each other, banging their lives out! OMG!!!! I watched all the videos, in a corner and you could guess, I was so hard! So what do I do next, I thought? Well…. Being a smart boy, I told my Uncle I would have to borrow his phone to school, so I could call him on his other phone, when he’s going to come and pick me…

So Monday came, sooner than I had even anticipated, I went to school with that Motorola… School stuff was pretty normal for Us, until Break time came, and I called all my friends, who were also my seat mates, and told them to follow me; We were heading for the toilet…. with my Uncle’s Motorola phone… On getting to the toilet, I brought out the phone, we set our [boys] formation, the ones who were watching for interruptions took their stand and so on. I opened the first video, and they WOWED at what they saw…. We watched all videos, took turns in taking vital positions so as not to get caught…. and that is it… That’s was how I was welcomed to the world of s*x!

To be honest, I was still focusing on my goal on not engaging in any S#xual activity till I was 18, and after I watched those videos, I felt really discouraged in even engaging in any act… Nothing really happened in my secondary school after that event, until I got out of secondary school…..

When I got out of school, I loosened myself and was ready for whatever the world might want to set on me..

My first time………………

I met Shola around September a year after I had graduated from Secondary school, I was 18+, We met in a weird way actually.. I had gone to an eatery during my lunch break at my coaching center, I entered the eatery casually, like someone who doesn’t send any soul…I walked to the counter and asked for Doughnuts and Ice Cream, looking to my left hand side, I saw this lady, Tall, Black, Slim. She was a little bit taller than I was.. She wanted to get salad and there was no salad.. She started frowning seriously and complaining that why won’t there be salad. …. so I interfered and told her if she was really hungry, She would get something else, and I walked out of her and went to get a sit. Lo and behold, being a lady that she is, She followed me, Sat in my front and was like…

Shola: So you think you can talk? Huh, Firstly, who gave you mouth to interfere in what’s not yours?

I didn’t reply and just continued enjoying my meal, after a while she left my place very furious, cos she hissed at me blatantly, and even would have spat on my food If I was eating rice or so..

As I was done eating, I took a sheet of paper, and I wrote my number on it… Of course that’s how it should run, I thought! As I went out, I put the paper on her table and left… Now the trick here is, She wants me to apologise for what I did, she wants to insult me and blast me and all sorts, So I gave her the access…. Knowing fully well that the matter would be resolved sooner than later.

two days after, the furious lady called, and as you can guess, she blasted the hell out of me, and I didn’t comment at first, until she said, so I won’t say anything abi? Then I said, I was so sorry, but that she didn’t give me space to even apologise… She cut the call, a few hours later, I sent her a text, telling her I am sorry, She replied almost immediately like she’s been staring on the phone waiting for a notification from me…. Her text read thus:

“You apologise ke? If I don’t see it on your face, then forget it…” I smiled and I was really excited, now I had to devote plans on how I will make this lady come to my crib or go to hers, when she’s alone…. and then I will actually apologise… So I replied her message saying thus: ” I’m ready to do anything, just to get over this asap…. What’s your address” As I sent that message, my heart was beating profusely, this was me a few days ago that was forming a baddo, and here I am now shaking just because I asked a girl for her address..

5 Hours after, there was no reply, I felt it was over already and there was no point in shaking… Just I was about throwing the phone on the bed, I heard the message tune….I was so scared that I held the phone with shaky hands… Shaky or not, I had to read the message, I was thinking of what the reply could be, so I opened it and there it was, she sent me her address…………………………………….. I jumped up, my head almost hit the fan that was spinning without any mercy…. I was so excited, but my excitement was cut short when I discovered she didn’t state when I could come to “Apologise” I wanted to call her immediately, at the same time, I had to continue with my already Baddo li attitude to this girl, so I went for the latter and Postponed the call till the evening around 8pm….. I called her…..

Me: Hello, what’s up..

Shola: Hi, so did you get my text?

Me: Yeah, I did… So when are we seeing?

Shola: I don’t know when I would be alone for now……….. That statement got me dumbfounded, I was melting right there on the call..

Me: I want to apologise soon enough, before I get out of here anyway..

Shola: Okay, Where are you going?

Me: *I ended the call, and pretended it was network issue.*

*Now, I felt so on top of the world that my plan had worked out, but I was still thinking how I would even be able to execute this plan… Coming to think of it, This lady is beautiful, she’s tall, black, moderate bosoms and a moderate behind. How would I say I even want to kiss this sort of person, at this age…..***

I went back to my normal duties, almost forgetting the whole incident, and then this Saturday ca,e by, it was a week after I last spoke to Shola. My phone vibrating was what woke me up that morning, I looked at the caller info with sleepy eyes only to see “Shola”, immediately, I stood up on my feet like tsunami was a few minutes away, I picked the call, with that male thick voice in the morning, and said Hello!

Shola:

Hi, I want to let you know I will be free today, and I would be expecting you anytime from 1pm.

***She ends the call***

I could not even say okay or anything, the call ended just like that, anyway, what was important was getting the message in which I did….

I was so excited and joyful, I slept, and set my alarm to 1.30pm, and put the phone on my cheek so I could wake up easily…

1.30pm, The alarm rang[I guess], I woke up and smiled, I took my bath, wore a nice t-shirt with a jean, and I got my sadder out… I was good to go… Shola’s house from my place is about 45minutes with public transport, So as I was about leaving, I called her to inform her I was on my way.. She said okay, that she would be waiting and ended the call immediately. I was furious. I got to her street, and to the specified address and called her again.

Me: Hi, come and rescue me from your gate o

Shola: Oh, I’m on my way…

*************************************************************************

I was waiting, for about 5minutes, I didn’t see anybody, I was already getting mad, when someone just tapped my back and said follow me. Yea, she was the one. All I could think off was how and when did this lady suddenly become a mad person….Anyway, I followed her and we went into their compound, and into the house… As I got to the house, she needed not to remind me why I was here, as she stopped me by the door and just stared at me with a furious face.. I smiled back at her and told her I was sorry for what happened.. She didn’t respond, I said it again, she smiled and said I should come in. As I was going in, I was like “She’s a weird being, and she said I was more weird” We started gisting, and she asked about every information concerning me and why I behaved like that the other day…. Moments after, I threw a pillow at her, she was seating farther from where I was, so the pillow went with an incredible speed and hit her on the head, she yelled and angrily stood up with the pillow and came towards me. As she approached me, I stood up, and began running around, she was shouting, sooner, she started laughing that why was I running, She was yelling, Stop now! Stop Now!!….. The drama was getting more interesting so I stood in one place so she could finally get to me. On getting to me, she hit me so bad with the pillow, It was then I realised that Shola was indeed MAD!. I took the pillow and slapped her with it, then she said we should stop the silly play that was I not meant to be a sadist…. All these period, the mad girl had not even offered me anything to drink not to talk of eat.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo: Please In Which State Can This One Be Seen? Lol by orlean22: 5:59am On Mar 22, 2016
Jokes Etc / Hilarious Photo: Please In Which State Can This One Be Seen? Lol by orlean22: 5:58am On Mar 22, 2016
Please contribute oooo.
lmao.

Celebrities / Davido Would Have Been Arrested By America Police If Not For His Youtube Views. by orlean22: 4:39am On Mar 21, 2016
source: http://www.gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/davido-would-have-been-arrested-by.html


davido would have been arrested by america police, if not for his youtube view
And also he retweeted a fan also on this issue.
check his tweet below:

Celebrities / Fans Called Davido MOFO Because He Made A Mistake On ''SUCESS'' by orlean22: 3:48am On Mar 21, 2016
See more here. http://www.gistonews..com.ng/2016/03/fans-called-davido-mofo-because-he-made.html
Fans attacked davido on twitter called him ''MOFO'' because he made a mistake. he misspelled ''SUCESS'' FOR ''SUCCESS''.
see davido's reply.

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