"We are untop of the situation, this government will stop at nothing in bringing the perpetrators of these unwholesome acts to book"
-cawordlike

"After (or following) due (or extensive or wide range of) consultation with all stakeholders across the nation,the govt. have decided to"
-lie, big lie. Vague and deceptive consultations

In recognition of their contribution to the development of the nation, we hereby convey the National Awards on the following: Tom, Jerry, clowns, thieves - - -

Every newly introduced govt. policy comes with some initial inconviniencies but later stabilizes. We'll enjoy later, let's bear it 4 now.

"Wanton destruction of properties worth millions of Naira"
"the agrieved youth took to the street"
"any agrieved party should go to tribunal"
-all aftermath of fraudulent election and faulty system. May we never hear them in 2012 and beyond.

"Sharing from excess crude account"; now "sovereign wealth account".
Fraudulent change of nomenclature.

"Turn around maintainance of our refineries" -ever since I was born.

"Personal assistant to the governor on domestic affairs, special assistant on domestic affairs, special adviser on domestic matters".- what a photocopying of political appointment.

"Nigeria will qualify if the other two countries draw their last match"

"Executive Governor"
-do we have Judiciary or Legislative governor?

"18 thousand naira minimum wage"

These are mostly used in my state-
"we are constructing Use Ikot Amama, Iwukem and Enen Nsit roads" -for 4 years; even used as campaign promise for 2nd term.
"The Independent Power Plant is 99.9% ready but the problem is gas supply" -for how many years now?

"The government has set up a commitee to look into the matter and come up with a report"
-delaying tactics and sign of insincerity and incompetence.

"Zoning formular"

Lady Winona:

What is no ni?

Sagamite:

It is a phrase WizKid uses alot. Samklef is the producer of Wizkid.

"No ni" means "it is" or "as in". So when Wizkid wants to hype and promote his producer he saws "Samklef no ni", meaning "It is Samklef". The implicit benefit of it is that the "no ni" sounds funny but yet cool when used. It is a major asset of Wizkid's cool but authentic style. 2face has his own cool one - "Yes o". D'Banj - "fi le" (Leave it). Timaya - "See", "Hey", "Chai" and his crazy, lovely dance steps.

@topic

The girl is cute.

Sagamite, I bet to disagree with u a bit; Noni is a word promoted and used by Samclef. Dont 4get this lines by Samclef: "Molowo, molowo, molowo Noni 2x
Aa aahh Papa God Noni, "
Wizkid was only featured in d track alongside De Prince and Ice Prince. If Wizkid uses Noni in any of his own track, check well Samclef must be involved as d producer as u said.
Even seeing every body use Noni on this thread tells u dat Noni is a trade mark of Samclef. So saying dat "Noni is a phrase Wizkid uses alot" and "a major asset of Wizkid's cool but authentic style" is a fraud and misleading cos you are attaching d origin and popularity of the word to Wizkid rather than the originator and promoter, Samclef.
Samclef congrats. Na Papa God noni.

Pls I need sincere contribution/help.

Happy birthday to the man with uncommon anointing. Long live Nigeria!! long live Mr President!! long live I!!!

toaspromo:

detox your body system and take the worm expeller again it will cure it seems like your system both digestive and blood contaminated

what does blood contamination and detox got to do with big worms crawling and bitting somebody in the stomach and intestine? I dont get u well.

Please I have tried all I could but worms are tearing my digestive track. What drug do I take. I've taken albendazole and every other ''zoles'' but to no effect. In short each time I take them the worms react in a very aggressive manner and bite me. These worms make my faeces become loose and break into balls. I have constipation as a result. Is there any herbal drug with guarantee? What do I do. Is surgery possibles? I need help plsss.

Though hand join in hand, the wicked will never go unpunished.

Of course it has to be Lasgidy. Even if I was note based here, I will still pick Lagos.
Okay if not Lagos then where? Is it Abuja, Kano, Calabar, Jos, Kaduna, Port Harcourt, Uyo etc; certainly not.
This is where 90% of the who is who in show biz, sports, academics, trade etc reside.

Let's describe Gaddafi in two words as our own tribute to him.
For me I would describe him as: FALLEN HERO.

Progreen:

It been long you detoxify, Get intestine cleansing tea from us and be ok.

Moreso, Parashied will clear off those worms in your body.

How much is the stomach cleansing tee. Is it the same thing wt ur slimming tea?

If Gaddafi was a Nigerian, there wouldnt hav been any NATO involvenent and killings in Naija cos he would have been done with 36 years ago.
Only 2 prostitutes with a bowl of apple would have done the job for us shikina.

Let's describe our dear super eagles in two words.

The moribund Ajaokuta Iron and Steel Mill is to begin production next year to enhance Nigeria's lost economic value in steel development. Minister of Mines and Steel, Arc. Musa Muhammed Sada who gave the assurance in Abuja during an interactive session with journalists yesterday (Wednesday, 19th Oct.) said the resuscitation of the mill for production of iron and steel represented a bold move by the Federal Governnent to increase the Nation's GDP by improving the nation's mining industry.
http://nigerianpilot.com/?q=content/ajaokuta-steel-begins-production-next-year-fg
Can dead bone rise again? I just dey ask cos no be today!

I can pay 0 Naira, what's that? In Finland internet access is a fundamental human right for every citizen.

If those refineries were in China, Nigerian govt. will allow its products to be imported into this country as in the case of substandard electronics. Mscheew, haters of its people.

I weep 4 Nigeria my country.

How about digestive enzymes, do u hav

Please does any one in the house know where I can buy digestive enzymes in Lagos? Please help.