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No she is not using u to satisfy her sexual urge she wants to give u the EPL title mumu

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

how many rounds..was it marathon

Chige777:
� funny. Do you know how many times I have told her to go? To the extent I had to tell my girlfriend to answer her call one day she called. She just told my girlfriend to tell me that she knew I was there. That she would call back later. Aftermath of that call with my girlfriend is story for another day

did she bleep u under duress with a gun...I don't know y some guys become fools ones they see pussy even if it's dirty pussy..na wah for guys o

U should feel sorry for yourself not the husband...ones she gets married change ur line..if possible change location .it carries a severe curse even in the afterlife..if u continue u can nervee prosper and after u marriage another Marlian will be shining the pussy of the mother if it children..later as ur children grow they will never prosper.while some will fall into depression.its a generational curse

BigBabyJesus:
Tinubu ticket just dey cut anyhow

first that Sméagol oshiomole now this afonja

e Bleep up..e for carry obaseki then oshiomole under 0.5 he is not a good stacker

SIONKPO1:
Heaven?what if he was a wicked man
Let every man live right while on earth cause no one knows that will happen in the next hour
After death na judgement oohh

pls o.i want to confirm something.was he the governor that destroyed ayefeles station then...

Bobbyfreshh:
You are not sad about ajimobi ,but you're sad about the prospect of APC leadership sliding away from tinubu

gbam

morris477:
How true is this news, why will APC national chairman died at this crucial time. Anyway may his soul rest in peace

what is crucial abt the time..is presidential election this year

Jesusloveyou:
no wonder you're hungry

na apc cause am.not his fault...cost of living in Nigeria has skyrocketed since bubu entered..if u go to the mkt with 3000 naira u will come back home with an empty bag

asobo:
Very true sir. Life is indeed transient. This was the same person the made acting chairman.

I checked my opera news but didn't see any breaking news

asobo:
Very true sir

eya..may he RIP

martineverest:
lol..going back to APC will mark the end of obaseki in Edo state....Edo people hate APC

its a trap..obaseki is not that foolish.he has a masters from a London uni and u.i...is there really apc in Edo state..I feel for Karbala.. Adam's and psstor

asobo:
Breaking News.

Senator Ajimobi is dead

how true is this sir

SLAP44:
Which of the APC s ?

Since we have at least 3 APC now, news outlets should be using APC "A", APC "B" or APC "C" so we don't get confused

hahaha which apc..a party with 3 national chairman and 2 state chairman confused people..I don't even know the state chairman of apc..one orjezua ...the other oshiomole apc state chairman of new apc called EPM this people confuse sha spits.it cant be worst than this..it won't be surprising if they don't have a governorship candidate everything is possible my bro

frog12:
why oshiomhole choose ize-iyamu? he not fit find other people out there?

I wish u understand Benin.. I would have sent u a video..from the palace our late Oba.. it's not in English.. when ize iyamu was gov igbinedion secretary the federal allocatin coming every month to the palace this two fools dey share am..curses were laid upon them..till date they can't step foot into the palace..maybe oshiomole was unaware of this. Cuz it happened in 2007..how ize iyamu want take entre palace go make his intention know..the juju there enn..them fit vex use am for sacrifice..Adam's is not a Benin man.so it's not his fault..edo is pdp already u can take this to the bank..I go just they laff people online here typing from Jo's and osun u knows nothing about d benins .we have our heritage's..since 1877 there have been only one Oba ..that is every first son..and an Oba son can never die before his father..its in our land.we own the land

Charmingrascal:
Where was EFCC all this while

because they saw F.BI did the needful they want to start forming activities..I can still remember how our Nigeria army became very active on audio after Chad soldiers had done the needful spits on this country

frog12:
nwc should disqualify ize-iyamu

too late he must contest..I am so happy ..Adam's shot himself and lost the state to pdp...the new acting apc chairman will want to deliberately lose edo state so that oshiomole won't come back.. the constitution says that once u lose ur state u Canot be the national chairman..oshiomole will then go from suspension to expulsion.. obaseki u are wise... el rufia u too much..Adam's 2023 vice presidential ambitions now inside soakaway..politics is for the smart

dokxavi:
All your governors won't be eligible then, infact no Nigerian will be able to run for office.
Obaseki had a certificate forgery case when he ran and became governor in 2016.
Or is it Fayose, Bello, Orji Kalu?

u are not current..university of Ibadan made it clear that obaseki is an alumini.before processing to London for masters..meanwhile ize iyamu poured acid on someone in final year had to abandon his study ascended to thing air..have u ever wondered that after studying law .he is called pastor ize iyamu instead of barr past size iyamu..the screening comitee that was instituted by oshiomole and hope uzodima ..what were u expecting...

cryptotech:
see the type of politics edo are playing, disgracing their self, it just shows that they are not sincere and loyal partner to be trusted in any thing you do, they are all kids, u all have forgotten how the west train u.

go back to history..the yoruba migrated from Benin.. it's a fact

frog12:
so dis man oshiomhole dey support get fraud case ?? he ya!!!

apc don pafuka!!!

I dey laff people from other states.we the Benin's are waiting for him at the pool.someone that was stealing from Oba.how he want take win..even if he is the only contestant he will steal lose..there is a strong God in d land..iyamu has been caused u can take this to the bank

ajimotoke:
Judiciary is our 60% problem in this Country

how ..I stay in Benin..ize iyamu is corrupt ..a thief and a coward..I think that this case is the least compared to other cases waiting for him..how will he scale tru oshiomole shot himself

Kekereekun123:
pastor wey dey commit fraud lol

the funny things is that it was oshiomole that started the lawsuit against the pastor in 2016...so all oshiomole deeds are now fighting him back katma is a bitch..even if use iyamu wins obaseki pep.. he would be removed by a court..then d certificate saga to.how e was cutting out late obas monies monthly karma is really a bitch I swear.. court waiting for size iyamu to be pronounced governor then they will now go the Bayelsa way hmmm lovely

Indispensable85:
I've gat no time for your type.

ok .the truth always sound bitter to the ears

Ambode is funny..so someone will just tell him to step down he will just say yes sir..tomorrow I will leave to my village . ..without scattering the Lagos house of assembly.. without fighting nariona apc bodies or bribing people to cause confusion in the party without going to courts..without calling dangote ..el rufus Sanusi Oba of Benin this is the definition of cowardice he was nerver a governor so doesn't know the powers of a serving governon.yes u can take it to the bank...obaseki single handedly removes oshiomole as party national chairman on the 14th of June 2020.he didn't even allow him complete 2 years in office we are the Benin's we own the land

Dareal90s:
But its in ur DNA to always run out of the country when there's a fight, ur grandfather nd Ojukwu ran outta d country, Ur brother Nnamdi run to Ghana. Why do u love running? The only tribe in Nigeria that always run out of d country whenever there's a fight. Even na Yoruba's man lead ur stupid Biafra war, Fulani rapped ur mothers like dogs nd td hefty brave Biafra soldiers remaining ran to Cameroon. Many jokes on u guys, shame.

Its only d flat heads that heard IBB call Yoruba's cowards, how far about how Obasanjo always fxxck u guys?

it is a fact yoruba are carward where I served in the west I saw a crowd two afonja where shouting I will kill u..who u be...file file...with no exchange of blows ..as a southern I looked at them..i saw broken bottle and sticks..planks on the floor..and none of then used it I just hiss and left the crowd I said all this ones nor serious y the wailing and shouting when one innocent plank is on the floor looking at u. Spits..nobody can tell me to trek to work god forbid..sanwolu and Tinubu should come to Benin to try it and wait for a mob

Poloyanabo2:
Obazee was reputed to be a strong contender, with this development the future looks bleak for obaseki.

even if obaseki doesn't win atleast he fought..at the end we all smile home 1_1 oshomole removes obaseki..as governon.. obaseki removes oshomole.as national chairman. over here in the south south we are fighters ...we will nerver trek because someone imposed it on us cant say same for the afonja Ambode cawards..imagine oshiomole will just wake up and tell all of us in edo to start trekking to work nerver...he may be lynched .nor b bullet .forget that thing

seanfer:
No certificate just affidavit available.

are u in Jo's u didn't hear where they said he had 4cr in waec and university of Ibadan affirm he is an alumini

The day he or she told u I love u..or ur first date..be plane and open if he or she accepts thank God if not life goes on dear

Indispensable85:
You can't blame oshiomhole because he's fighting too being an interested party in the saga. The whole blame is on Buhari. He keeps reaffirming his total lack of leadership on every issue both party and governance.

what did Buhari do..this is a party affair..the gods reject oshomole.. Oba rejects him..the edos regect him. He has been banished..he tarnished our image if he sneaks into the state and goes to upper sakponba ekenwa or evbuotubu he may be lynched by a mob

joshmee4real:
So nobody went to school in APC? Na wa o

cuz they are miscreant and agbero I wont be suprised when oshomole starts campaigning for Kabaka and omo olu as governon provided they swear an affidavit. This is the mess we all find our self..I can categorically tell u that my nephew in pry 3 would beat Buhari anytime anyday on an IQ test .u can take this to the bank

joefelin2345:
At that time, you must clock 6 years before entering Primary switch is also 6 yrs making 12years + 3 yes Modern School = 15'yrs. I have spoken. Unless he entered primary sch.at the age of 4 yes.

ignore him..nor mind indomine children..then ur hand must touch the other side of your ears before they even consider u

Enoch07:
@icpc @Efcc plz do d needful to this individual

a country where Yahoo guys are now motivational speakers..u hear them say guy huzzle hard ..how I was very poor but God changed my life..how