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Fuckingmallam45:
Na Team B the idiot Dey use play Chelsea nau

Angelfrost:
Priority!!!... He clearly is more concerned about UCL qualification than FA cup.

Chelsea ought to win this!!!

Grandmeister:
Make person help with streaming link naa.

Munzy14:
it's a jonsing world.

lymelyte:
how true is this?

Rosalinda1988:
Where is Threebear & Safarigirl?

Dansuqi:
You were never with mercy

nazablossom:
Hope you will stick to team nobody for real this time around

nazablossom:
I'm fine dear.
16 or 60 it doesn't matter. We are cool like that

nazablossom:
Osheeee . The king Solomon of our time.
The only 16 year old among adults.
I hail thee.
May your reign be long.

Munzy14:
old age kee u dia.....

Twoclans:
Even in old age we will continue. You wont leave me behind in this obsession.

Twoclans:
Member
Welcome

Munzy14:
I am pregnant, pre-wedding pics and 25 others liked this post....

Munzy14:
The man!...kushykush

Me and my team this year...I pray for more free time to acess here plus an entertaining one like Pepper dem.

cc osh.e11, nazab.lossom , Sh.ould where una deh...

iamyemiakins:
I came across this post on Facebook by a lady talking about her experience back in the University days as a gatecrasher at a wedding party. I found the post funny and well composed, so I decided to share it here

By Abigael Oyebola Ojo

I wasn't invited to the first wedding I ever attended as an adult.

Infact, I didn't know the bride or groom from anywhere neither have I ever seen any member of their extended family or ancestors in my life before. I was just passing in front of the venue and did 'Mogbo mo branch' a.k.a wedding crasher.

I wasn't even ashamed at all. I danced to my satisfaction, did plenty awwwwwwn, eheeeeeen and God when facial expression like I rightfully belong there as a guest. I was part of those that ate double portion of food and still got the finest piece of every souvenir that they shared at that wedding from all angles.

The only thing I did not do at the wedding was to pick money that they were spraying people that were dancing. My home training did not allow me to shame my family to the last point of no redemption.

This wedding took place in Trenchard hall at the university of Ibadan. That Saturday, I was strolling back to my off campus residence after I finished many hours of reading for an examination on empty stomach. I was so broke to my teeth with no hope of my next meal.

I was going home dejected and thinking about my life when I saw a red bus carrying plenty coolers of food into Trenchard hall...the aroma of party JOLLOF and Yoruba pepper was the first thing that oozed inside my nose with reckless abandon.

I wanted the happiness in that red bus and decided to go for it. I brought out powder and lipstick from my bag to polish my face so I can at least look presentable to the glory of owambe.

I used weavon brush to finish work on my hair and arranged my books like an inspector working for the school management.

At first, I thought the bouncers were going to stop me so I prepared a story in my head. Luckily, nobody even noticed me till I was comfortably settled on a table close to the groom's family.

I greeted the two elderly men sitted there with one fake smile and mentally prepared myself to attack all the plenty drinks and abundance of small chops that Angel Michael has provided.

I first drank two bottles of cold malt so I can have enough energy to devour the food. After, I ate some samosa and fried meat to prepare my stomach for the main meal. No one even asked me any question as I gulped down the food.

Summarily sha, I ate goatmeat peppersoup followed by pounded yam and one obstruction filled Egusi soup. I washed down the food with Hollandia yoghurt before I got myself and remembered belly for the food and food for the belly saying.

After the reception, when people were almost dispersing to their houses, I waited behind to collect plenty JOLLOF rice and chicken to eat for dinner with my roommates.

As souvenir, I got a blue umbrella, branded jotter plus pen, hand fan, bucket, big tray and rechargeable lantern.

I know the law of karma so I have prepared my mind to feed all the gate crashers that God will direct to my wedding. In this life, I believe whatever you sow you must reap in double portion...so no shaking.

May God bless the husband and wife that wedded on one Saturday in 2014 for rescuing my stomach from hunger and making me graduate with an excellent result.

Na wedding I crash, I no marry somebody's husband.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3481868938545817&id=100001682347694

Share your experience as a gatecrasher

VeeVeeMyLuv:
lol
If the goal keeper dare to follow that ball, he will just end up breaking his spinal cord!

tonididdy:
It's ok fam.
We are also looking at the possibility of excess heat because like I said before, the room is damped looking and the window glass sweat from the inside.

That's the building with two tankers untop... The water in this home is continually hot on a sunny day (the radiation and heat from the roof next to it keeps the water hot all day long, we are suspecting this to be the cause of the excess humidity level in the decked room.

What do you think?

Seerade029:

very funny.
But what if Obaseki comes back.
What will he write?

Adigun0126:
Exactly what have been thinking man...Tonight is gonna be Intresting

Fragility6:
Like say na im even share dat one