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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 5:27pm On Jul 30, 2021
nazablossom:
Praise the Lord!!!! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:52pm On Jul 30, 2021
Geezeem:


Praise thy lawduuu!

.... memory is fully restored

*doing flip flops grin

Your baby is gallant... she go soon show

so happy for you!


Helep Me theink my Baby Nazi oooo

Na She God used to restore Me
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:50pm On Jul 30, 2021
nooker:


So you remember Eeghe? Thank God o. The amnesia no too strong be that. Welcome back. We missed you and your memes

Lol


I didnt oo

Na me baby Nazi abi Nazablossom help Me outta my amnesia

Theinkz for Missing Me

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:49pm On Jul 30, 2021
nazablossom:
I have a list of others I like, but I would rather be neutral wink

You dey fear to lose ba

Accept your fave and stan her with your full chest

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 7:57am On Jul 30, 2021
nazablossom:
Team female wildcard grin

Lol


When She don leave nkor?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 12:05am On Jul 30, 2021
Eeghe:



I greeted you a few days ago but realised today I added a ‘y’ to oshe.

Lol.....

Nice!

I see what U did with photogrin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
nazablossom:
Werey grin
Whats up na


You don get team?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 11:36pm On Jul 29, 2021
Geezeem:


undecided undecided

Hows my baby eeghe?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2021
nazablossom:
Amnesia gone? grin



On Gad


Your beauty and the word "babbbbbbiiiieeeesssss" did the magic

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
Geezeem:
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Since after your support for Tacha that year.....things hasn't been the same for you

Take heart dear....wish you quick recovery



Fighter


Set awon Ikegang

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2021
nazablossom:
Is this how you want to play it now? grin

Anyways, I'm one of the numerous baaabbbbiieesss you have here wink

How are you doing?


Babbbyyyyýyyyyyyyý

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:14pm On Jul 28, 2021
Twoclans:


Yeah right grin

Who are you stanning this season or has age finally finished you


I guess it has

I cant rem my youth again


69 hasnt been friendly
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:13pm On Jul 28, 2021
Gbegirsoup:


Hmmm
Can You?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:12pm On Jul 28, 2021
Disturb:
It is I



Welcome



Do well to let Me know how we first met.....
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:08pm On Jul 28, 2021
Twoclans:


Guuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy what's up grin

Enter thread come catch cruise joor . wink


Nice DP Dear


Is that You?


Just trying to recall
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:07pm On Jul 28, 2021
Geezeem:


I want them to show too grin


I sense joy in this.....




We had a past?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 10:01pm On Jul 28, 2021
Disturb:
Where's oshe11 and Blackhawk01 alias YumMinaYum

Yall should Fell out

The image below disturbs Me


Is that You?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by oshe11: 9:59pm On Jul 28, 2021
nazablossom:
Oshe11, Blendblake abi blakeblend and Should.
How una dey?



Hello


I got a mention from You


I have amnesia and tryna get back to my roots
Alil history down the memory lane from You may result to a trigger

Can You help Me please?
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Driverless Car Crashes Into Tree & Bursts Into Flames In Texas, Killing 2 by oshe11: 9:16am On Apr 19, 2021
Just like The Movie "Upgrade"


I can't risk my Life like this though, knowing how AI can fail easily without prior notice

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NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by oshe11: 3:06pm On Apr 16, 2021
DemonInvoker:

Ona too like Gist ohh cheesy
Its like You want make them swear for You

Better complete the fiction when U don use waste people time before I.............

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Chidi Mokeme And Hanks Anuku (Throwback Photo) by oshe11: 10:23pm On Apr 10, 2021
Starzo:

maybe, but I don't belong to the indomie generation though

Neither do I


You watch Vuga, State of Emergency, Escape From Congo, etc?
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Chidi Mokeme And Hanks Anuku (Throwback Photo) by oshe11: 9:29pm On Apr 09, 2021
Starzo:

not mine...never fancied her
Maybe U aint among my generation
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Chidi Mokeme And Hanks Anuku (Throwback Photo) by oshe11: 9:54pm On Apr 08, 2021
Frontail:
. Who is everybody please !


Us

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Chidi Mokeme And Hanks Anuku (Throwback Photo) by oshe11: 9:44pm On Apr 08, 2021
Genevieve


Everybody's Crush

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Politics / Re: We Have Commissioned Hunters, OPC, Agbekoya To Secure South-West – Gani Adams by oshe11: 10:01pm On Mar 19, 2021
From Military or Herdsmen?
Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by oshe11: 9:03pm On Mar 11, 2021
chatinent:


There's no difference between a wedding or one basket of rice and three million basket of rice.


All got wedded.

People talked in all.

You didnt get Me


He was asking for a "Modest" wedding like 50 to 80 people not nuclear family kinda wedding

Do You even know how much it would cost to fulfil the traditional rights?
Abi He wouldnt Video and take pictures?
Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by oshe11: 2:24pm On Mar 11, 2021
chatinent:
You can do a modest wedding with ₦300k, and have some amount left.


Use your religious premises as venue.
Hire a reasonable amount of canopy for the after fun.



Cook modestly. Hire your sisters to be the committee for it.

Hire a good but cost-effective wedding gown.

If you have a suit, wear it. You can only buy a new shirt.

On that day,


Get married and go home with your beautiful wife.

Don't let anyone talk you into operation feeding the nation and pleasing onlookers. Always do things according to your balance.


There's life after weddings make you no go borrow rice in the morning.

He said Modest not "As far I Marry"


Abi na 1 basket of rice He wan cook?

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Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by oshe11: 12:36pm On Mar 04, 2021
Iamafinegirl:
Did you tell them that when we are talking
“You are not serious is a big INSULT for you”
Did u tell then that when u say I like trump and I say “me I hater trump because of this and that” it is already an offense and you admitted that maybe it’s true you having issues with me airing opinions because you are boss or what I don’t know? That was one day holyspirit made you admit...so you knew you had the issue all this while but you would be shouting I am the person arguing (I never knew different opinions was argument. I heard it first from you).
Did you tell them a simple conversation or difference in opinion even on a gist is an insult to you?

Did you tell them I think of quality and wen a frying pan was needed I was saying the new expensive ones sef are not good, they burn. Second new is better in this case and we got a second new one? Because it’s not necessarily about cost but most times you won’t even be able to understand the depth of what I suggest sometimes.

Did you tell them I explained something one day that I paid money to so and so person to avoid a problem and you tried to give me another solution to have taken and I was like “me I don’t want wahala oo thats why I did what I did@ and because everything is fight and arguement for you you had stood up stormed out of the house because you felt i said I don’t want your wahala etc when all I was saying is that I didn’t want wahala if d issue boomeranged and so I didn’t even look for other means I just did d surest method in question” did u settle down to listen or because you never patient and always ready to call everything an argument or fight you had kickstarted your nature?

Did you tell them you wanted a car and I said this car is too expensive tell someone who we know imports to bring for you although the person could delay and may change the car you agreed on but I said do a written agreement with him so it would be cheaper for you and that way he won’t do anything funny ? And you would spend less and get a better grade or level like the one I got instead of paying for something lower at the same price as the one you paid for in town. Out of love, did you not turn it to fight and say I am wicked, and louded the issue and dramatised it as being evil.
Did you tell them you lied to me that you don’t drink or smoke?
But you drink and lied from foundation of a relationship to win a girl?
When I realised out of anger I said you lied to me you don’t drink but you are a drunkard.
Did your remember saying my father who doesn’t drink at all and you know fully is the drunkard
You have called me demonic woman
You have called me stupid woman
You have called me very stupid woman
When you were trying to win me and I was saying no no I didn’t want, leave me and you were ever persistent didn’t I tell you I am scared the depth of what you feel is more of obsessive not love?
Then I should to shout I would say cause am not a lier that you should leave me, is it by force etc etc which u refer to today and I do tell you then your pressure was too much and I didn’t like you which is normal to any woman who didn’t initially like a man that kept pressuring her...knocking her gate over and over on different occasions etc.

The list is endless but if we discussing and you don’t understand what I am saying and I am frustrated talking and I say “you no dey understand English” you just flare up that that is a big insult.
Things that aren’t insults you made them insults to defend yourself.
Did you tell them the most times we went to Shoprite then I use to be the one buying things...and you usually pick nothing. So why should Shoprite be so expensive if I buy water “nestle water” and other things from there even before we ever dated and you used to follow me there to win me and I never asked you to pay for me or use you as a toaster?

Did you tell them that you are building and I am also building? And the months you spent all your salary not even on the building alone oo. Busy dashing people and at 3rd of the month you were broke and I was like how would we handle the house you said I am there and I held those months because that’s what a good woman would do.

Did you tell dem that wen you arrived at the counsellor we told them we had a 60k and 40k rule as at then but we just weren’t piling it in the same account and the pastor said ok we should do it as a joint account so no one would feel he is bringing all the money” and we stop spending differently. you told them it’s the pastor who proposed it or he told us that ok you people should just put the money in a seperate account and the wife asked what else is making you angry and you said contributions for repair should be added”.

Did you tell them that when your drivers license expired and there was a delay with joint account , you said you would keep some part of the contribution for where you stay but I must submit all my own contribution to your younger sisters account while you submit just some to her because you don’t trust me with money. The younger sister would now be the one dishing out the feeding money to me who is the one working? While you comfortably keep part of your contribution as a boss. Did you tell them I said you should give her all if i would also have to submit my own all to her since she is the chosen financial manager of our own institution so she can be dishing out money to both of us as at when due since distance is not a barrier to bank transfer so I would also monitor u because you don’t trust me with money and you want to monitor what I am eating when u aren’t even there with me.

Did you tell them you don’t live according to your means and you always borrowing and financing a lifestyle heavier than you inclusive of feeding (because you eat 70-80%) of all the food in the house? Did you tell them you have collected above 14 million naira loan and you haven’t completed any house you are building aside still having normal money people have used to complete their own houses.

Did you tell them you give them babes money and say send me your account number Cus I have seen it but to buy Apple extra for me out of a budget as per my love this one na for u from my pocket? Did you tell then as we came back from your location you had meeting with your babe asking if hostel has resumed and all by 6pm same day?

Did u tell them that I had been using clin-cap face cream, benzoxide peroxide face cream, and you have been using it with me and I have never said this cream is 2000 and the other is 1000 let’s contribute from budget but you bought olaybact for me 400 naira and you were balancing account for me?

Did you tell them I did a soap mix of 13000 naira to 15,000 naira and you have been lovingly using it With me since January and I have never in my life said your contribution for soap but you won’t even do it, if you did sef you would have been asking for money by now.

Did you tell them that even to buy apple while taking me to were you lived loveingly as per this is my new location has to be from the budget and that you couldn’t say babes aside this budget this for you?
Did you tell them I also contributed for the fuel as you were taking me lovingly to your new location? Location you dey go dey come yourself but as I go follow u go know d place I must pay for transport. I for kukuma just enter public transport. But I don’t even have a problem with that since that’s what he wanted. We just accounted for my path

Did you tell them...that I am not wasteful and you went ahead to do things you wanted to do and started blaming me for it. Like buying a new tv when your mum was around for them...knowing fully well I hardly look at a television and you did it for you and yours?
Did you tell them this girl who doesn’t contribute lovingly gives your sis money and also give your mum at least in the best way I can afford within my means but you no send me message so that’s my business you are not even seeing it. Na me send myself?
When last did you buy me a gift in a year and half? It was a wig when you were still trying to toast me. That was only when you were trying to win my heart.
Did you tell them you don’t do anything for me I don’t ask you for money for cloth, hair etc or my own fuel as I am a responsible adult and not a burden on a man which you know yourself. Did you let them know that the food you eat 70% of and the house repair you would do definitely if I am there or not is what you would always come and stand on my head for when we weren’t yet contributing in a joint account. Did you tell them you don’t take care of me and you are just so self centered about the feeding part because you eat more of the food? Yet I was still buying food oo no be say I go out and don’t bring anything to the house. I still buy meat, tomatoes, onion etc but maybe not just up to the person who consumes the 80%

Did u tell them d day you took me out and water was bought which was like two years ago was a special day I think maybe Valentine or my birthday or something and “I was only asking to be treated special”. As per today na correct day, spoil me na.
Did you tell them that I spoke of u buying some thing like blender or electronic because you need quality one to last. The cheap juicer bought did it last? No
Was there not finally a decision where the expensive “binatone” blender was picked because for some things, quality is important so it lasts?
Did you tell them I met condoms in your other room and you alleged it’s your boss that came to your house to use it? Because you couldn’t tell him no?
Did you tell them that if I want to do something you would use my car and if you want to do something you would use my car and I said love should cover all this there should be no differentiating of car for activities and you can use mine when you want and viceversal?

The day he said I said drug was too expensive did he tell you he spent all his income that month already by 3rd or so due to poor planning and I used my income all for the month for food. Ofcourse I am sure he borrowed as usual for fuel for his car that month and maybe some extra things like suya etc you may want to eat and that’s why I couldn’t afford to buy that cream or is it even tablet I desperately needed quality type of drug to treat that ailment because it use to be stubborn when it comes but couldn’t afford it that month ?

In addition I forgot. The generator I would tell you to put on when wet had a generator house while some or most Nigerians just make a metal cover or so for their generator. So rain fell and the splash I could look wasn’t much and I would say it’s not like water entered this thing in its house like Dt just few splash on surface. I owned a generator I ran without it having issue before meeting you and while you where toasting me. I didn’t know I am unqualified to run a gen. I stopped touching your gen because it was complain upon complain or I am arguing with you by having a different opinion about ah it’s small splashes. Ofcourse if a gen was drenched would I with my full senses say lets put it on? When Nigerians keep their gen outside with normal cover. The days rain was so much and it drenched, we carried out the gen outside to air.

You would go out and meet the true definition of a Nigerian woman. Take care of her is what a man does, send her money for hair, dress, clothes etc.
And still buy food n do stuff.
You would remember I was never a burden on u
I hope you would have love enough for her to cover taking care of her abi u would start complaining and shouting on her too. I just hope you don’t faint then.

On the other hand I Wld meet the true definition of Nigerian man who knows he is to care at least and would appreciate that I am blessing and a good woman and not the typical African woman wen I also take up things at home. Simple

You endured all these just to get married?

Why?

You were capable, why did You leave your house to live with Him?
Take Care
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Here Is The Wicked Condition Someone Gave Before He Connects Me To This 80K Job. by oshe11: 7:44am On Mar 02, 2021
BKsoul:
its even better that way tha spelling it out to him this way... Yoruba will say igbe kinkin ni eti awo, ti oju ba kuro ni be, okan o le kuro nibe.

Let him see it that way then....


***I'm not Yoruba
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Here Is The Wicked Condition Someone Gave Before He Connects Me To This 80K Job. by oshe11: 4:32pm On Mar 01, 2021
XshegzzyeeiX:


Alright sir. Thanks.
If Mr Richard had told You the Salary for the said Job is #40000 for the first 4months and would later be increased to #80000 from the 5th month, would You take he Job?

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Politics / Re: Parents Of Kidnapped Jangebe, Zamfara Students Slump, Vandalise School - Teacher by oshe11: 1:01pm On Feb 26, 2021
There Is NOTHING One would say about this Country that hasnt been said prior, even "Silence" has been "Said"



I just wonder why I had to be a Nigerian

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For February 22 2021 In Nigeria by oshe11: 1:11am On Feb 23, 2021
Omo!!!


The way Nigerians take snub Corona ehn, even the Virus shockgrin


With the way they hyped it and how nonchalant Nigerians are regard Corona, the Virus for don wipe Us finish


All in All, We thank God for Stronger Immune System

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