seunfly: Why don't you include
DO NOT DEMAND MONEY FROM HIM: he will see you as a parasite.

Good Addition.

If I come back to this world and I open my eyes And I see is Nigeria, I will run back inside my mama and disappear.

CrazyMan: My dear, there is no way you can know unless you penetrate her. During penetration if you encounter great difficulty on the way, then you know she's a virgin; If you encouter little difficulty i.e her stuff is quite tight but not too tight, then you know she's a partial virgin.

But if the road to her oil rig is as wide as the Lagos Ibadan express way and as free as the road to an execution ground, then you know that countless male species has deposited a huge amount of dangerous liquid called akamu; which can be risky and dangerous to the health of the next guy on the line. So I would advise that you run for your life Hope you understood my sermon? I love speaking in parables

cant stop laughing

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