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SirBlack999:
Alobam,Emeka Offor plaza no dey for upper iweka,na for Main Market e dey.
Onwebedighi ihe ifuru.

nwanne i smell lies from the op.. How pesin go talk say emeka offor di na iweka... Lols

SirBlack999:
Alobam,Emeka Offor plaza no dey for upper iweka,na for Main Market e dey.
Onwebedighi ihe ifuru.

nwanne i smell lies from the op..

Hia.... Kamnukwa!!!

i see

Evaromantik:
Iweka is located in "Ochanja",the most stuborn market in Onitsha that sells even of 1st october and national election days..............they only run for soldiers to return immediatly the soldiers are gone......but,thank God for Obiano our Gov

kamnukwa na people wey dey sell food stuff@second gate OCHANJA no sell for independence day!!!

Hizzy:
Those people there are evil de will force u pay for what you didn't buy
Ad them please put music on my phone within 3 minutes the will full yo memory card and they will tell you yo money is 5k be wise wen dealing with dem

@op.... The thing be say u no wise up... As for mua... If i tell u guy (nwanne) put music for mua and yo try to outsmart mua guy... Ur own don finish cos as i dey cum me and ma padi go waka cum(seize ma memory card or phone) i go carry ur system... As in the time people gather around NOBODY go tell u make u gimme ma card

SkinnyDude:
and i heard police men don't arrest people there.. too bad

taa.... Dat's a lie.... I have seen police from ime ogbe onitsha cum arrest one of them(con menz).... the thing be say for you not to get duped @EMEKA offor plaza or TECNO shop(beside) u must act like one of them when yo tryna buy

Lols,,, nawa ooh
A beer company was hiring a taster,
Someone to taste the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, it"s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct the manager exclaimed! ",
" well, give him another one lets see."So he was given, he took a sip again and said, it"s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, south western slope, oak barrels. "
" incredible"! said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he would get that. "
So the man was given the cup of urine. he took a sip, turned to the manager and said, Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if i'm not given this job, Sir, i will tell your wife who is responsible for this pregnancy!..... the manager fainted

Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and Airtel. I go to bed with a text message and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. Very soon MTN will be like:...
..
1,Dear Costumer... are you HUNGRY?.. Text HGY TO 131 for tips on hunger and what to eat.
2,Dear Costumer.... Need DELIVERANCE?... Text DEL TO 131 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.
3,Dear Costumer... Facing ANCESTRAL problems? Text ANCESTORS to 131 for daily tips on Ancestors.
4,Dear Costumer... Want to Bathe but you
have no Soap.. Text SOAP TO 131 to receive daily soap on your phone.
5,Dear Costumer Feeling HEARTBROKEN?..... Text HEART TO 131 to receive tips on how to plaster your heart.
5,Dear Costumer,.... Want to catch all the WITCHES in your Village?.... Text CATCH to 131 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.
5,Dear Costumer,... Do you know there are people who do not Want you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE THEM To 131..
... And also imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY Tips. For what?

Chei..... Baby mamaism

kenir:
"doggy style" u must av heard dox words from 1 random dude n tot it means any pose @ op. The 1 wer d pain me na make u no knw Wetn "boobs exposed" mean! how old r u

kenir:
"doggy style" u must av heard dox words from 1 random dude n tot it means any pose @ op. The 1 wer d pain me na make u no knw Wetn "boobs exposed" mean! how old r u

see finishing.. Lol

La MUMU la OP

grayht:
Typical Anambra lady

nwanne... I no dia

@op... That moment u smoke Nafdac approved weed

Op no dey lie oooh.... In Anambra the most deadliest police detention is located @ Awkuzu(The mofos take law as In..... Shit)

La click La bomb

Holyfield1:
I still laugh whenever I hear him singing
'i remember when I had no money in my bank account''.....6 packs ko 2 Pac ni

lol... To noticed what I decided from that lyrics? (millionaires son)

funmijoyb:
hope is not

The nigga na Brock Lesnar's brother/sister(f5)

Nollywood:Million tears
Hollywood: Spiderman (cartoon): lion king,TMNT,Tangled,Cinderella, Tom and jerry
Bollywood: Fashion,Devdas,3 idiots,Agneepath,Chadni chowki to China.
Chinese:Bodyguard and Assassin ,Police story,Ninja Assassin,

Returning from main market Onitsha.....one small come yarn me em fucking moonlight tale (already got an experience from that con job)..
I frowned....then yell @ the boy to move before I use slap reset his brain.

nairalandist:
See your eyes like stockfish. . .

nairalandist:
See your eyes like stockfish. . .

...
.Sadist

someone please call 911,cos I bet Nollyfools are freaking me outa

brother mi crusher

Shortyy:
olympus have fallen already

...no na white house down

Who are they .....cox I resyd at sambisa
..in between DjTtb(tuberculosis) na joke oooh

See naija movie for 3D....in between......this is super story