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Food / Unusual Functions Of Coca Cola by otajipopo: 1:58pm On May 01, 2013
Coca Cola has been tested to perform unusual functions asides it been a refreshing beverage. Most noted is it's sain removing properties especially from glass wares and ceramics. I was tested it with a very dirty and water closet abd it worked like magic.
You can follow the link below to read through.
Don't say I discouraged you from drinking Coca Cola afterwards.
[url][http://www.seriouslyfacts.me/top-10-unusual-uses-for-coca-cola-part-i/]
Religion / Our Daily Manna Online by otajipopo: 9:57am On May 01, 2013
Our Daily Manna is a daily devotional by DR CHRIS KWAKPOVWE and you can read it daily including some other inspirational notes on this blog [http://oluwadunsin..com/2013/05/our-daily-manna-daily-devotion-of-dr.html][/url].
Stay blessed as you strive for a closer relationship with GOD.
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by otajipopo: 6:11pm On Jan 29, 2013
Thanks @Havilah93
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by otajipopo: 6:04pm On Jan 29, 2013
Zup people is there any link for live streaming of the match.
Events / Re: Designer Covers Gold Ring With A Piece Of His Skin by otajipopo: 6:30pm On Jan 23, 2013
I dey laugh if dem steal the ring, He go do am like film when the person go comot the flesh and sell of the ring.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by otajipopo: 7:23pm On Jan 21, 2013
goallllllllllll
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi Urges Nollywood Stars To Use Talents With Judgment Day In Mind by otajipopo: 12:45pm On Oct 20, 2012
Well Said Sir............

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Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by otajipopo: 7:49pm On Oct 09, 2012
Rastogi......

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Business / Re: As Promised My Forex Library by otajipopo: 2:39pm On Aug 20, 2012
Where I have I been all this while, well better late than never.
Never Believed people like Blinks still existed, as you have been a blessing to others may you be blessed.
Please kindly forward the manuals to my mail box saxtox@gmail.com
Thanks.
Business / Re: Where Can I Download Ebook Creator From Or Pdf Creator by otajipopo: 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2012
Just download Openoffice free online and you are good to go.
Cheers.
Business / Re: What Business Can A 19 Year Old University Student Do To Earn A Living? by otajipopo: 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2012
If you are in FUTA then you are very lucky cos I can show you how to make money genuinely online.
You will watch and observe what I do and how I do it it for just 2 weeks and how the money comes in then you can decide for yourself.
Plus it is at no charge.
Also I can teach you simple computer skills at my facility in akure
that you can make money with in school if you can't do online stuffs.
If you are interested send a mail to otajipopo@gmail.com
Cheers.
Adverts / Re: Us Imported T-shirt And Laptops For Sale by otajipopo: 7:39pm On Jul 20, 2012
Am interested in both send info to saxtox@gmail.com
Car Talk / A Bugatti Veyron Spotted In Abuja. by otajipopo: 3:01pm On Jul 02, 2012
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A Bugatti VEYRON Spotted In Abuja[/b]. If This Is Anythin To Go By, Then It Only Corroborates The Fact There Is So Much Money In Nigeria. The Bugatti Veyron Is The Most Expensive Car In The World With Its SuperSports Version Going For Almost N400 Million ($2.4 Million). Just 300 Of It Were Made And It Must Be Flown Back To Europe For Repairs Or Maintenance. It Is Also The Fastest & Most Powerful Car In The World. The Bugatti Is The Ultimate 'Buga' Of Cars......

Jokes Etc / Not Really Funny by otajipopo: 3:38pm On Jun 18, 2012
Journalist: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water to the top. Then give a Teaspoon,a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him/her to empty the Bathtub.
The Journalist answered well every normal human should

Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No!!, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this Idiot in Ward No. 39!
Adverts / Re: Scarcity Of Liberty Reserve by otajipopo: 7:51pm On Jun 09, 2012
I am presently at Akure and I need about 500LR, so who wants to sell.
Adverts / Scarcity Of Liberty Reserve by otajipopo: 3:42pm On Jun 08, 2012
Imagine I have been trying to get LR since yesterday without success. Tried the major Exchangers around but all to no avail. They keep saying it is scarce. Is anyone out there having this same situation. And I still need the LR shaaaaaa.
Business / Re: #400,000:00 To Invest,what Can He Do With It.? by otajipopo: 10:18am On Jun 06, 2012
How will you like to learn how to invest your money with ease and make cool interests from it.
Just send a mail with the subject investment to saxtox@gmail.com
Business / Re: Please, Which Business Can I Start With N250,000? by otajipopo: 10:13am On Jun 06, 2012
I could teach you the best ways to invest your money by yourself.
All you need do is send a mail with subject investment to saxtox@gmail.com
Business / Re: Help Me Invest My Money by otajipopo: 10:08am On Jun 06, 2012
How will you like to be making a 12% interest rate monthly on any amount you invest with me.
If you are interested send a mail to saxtox@gmail.com for details.
Business / Re: I Will Be N100,000 Rich By May 31..pls What Bizne Can I Do? by otajipopo: 5:29pm On May 25, 2012
I can teach you how to invest your 100K by yourself and you will be earning above #2,500 daily and continously after 2 months of beginning the investment.
And mind you if you continue re-investing your earnings you can grow your daily yield to about #5000 daily within 3 months.
NB:Mind you I did not say I will invest for you but rather you will invest the money by yourself all I am going to do is teach you and mentor you.
Also, it is not compulsory that you invest all the money, you can invest any amount you decide.
To get a detailed information, send the massage
Money Matters to saxtox@gmail.com
Cheers.
Technology Market / No More Thousands by otajipopo: 12:35pm On May 09, 2012
Do you still pay THOUSANDS OF naira to browse?
Meanwhile you have a blackberry and/or you own a modem.
Do you know that you can use your Blackberry as a modem?
Do you know that with your monthly blackberry subscription you can also Browse
Freely on your PC or Laptop without any further charge.
Yes you heard me right freely without further charge.
Unlimited downloads without data restriction.
So as it were you have just been pinging when you could also be
browsing freely “sipuntaneously” that is simultaneously and spontaneously
So the question is are you ready to start enjoying browsing and surfing
the net without having to pay through your nose.
NO MORE THOUSANDS OF NAIRA FOR LIMITED DATA.
Then send a mail with the message
Show me the way to saxtox@gmail.com.
Cheers.
Jokes Etc / Today You Voted by otajipopo: 7:22pm On May 07, 2012
While walking down the street one day a 'Member of Parliament' is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'


And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'



So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.

Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?'



The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning...

Today you voted.
Jokes Etc / Re: Back With A Bag Abi Bang! by otajipopo: 4:16pm On Apr 20, 2012
gbagbo bin Chei "So you mean say you Laugh when you type dis crap"

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