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Music/Radio / Re: Top 20 Reasons Why 2pac Is Alive by otajipopo: 10:56pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
Let's see hmmmmmmm If 2pac is not dead that means there is a possibility that the real 2pac was somewhere in that hall watching his Hologram perform. Abeg either Him don die or not na him sabi but If him never die make him remember say He don dey old o. |
Education / Re: Biochemistry E-books by otajipopo: 10:23am On Apr 17, 2012 |
To all those that sent me a mail and that will still send, I am giving out the E-Books freely but just one text book per person so indicate the textbook that you need in your mail and I will send it to you. Like I said I have all manner of BCH E-Books. Just ask and its yours. Cheers. |
Education / Biochemistry E-books by otajipopo: 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2012 |
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I USED TO BUY EXPENSIVE BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS AND EVEN AT THAT I NEVER HAD MORE THAN THREE THOMAS DEVLIN LEHNIGER STRYER BUT NOW I HAVE ALL THE BIOCHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS THAT YOU CAN NAME AND I MEAN IT SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY BCH E-BOOKS. JUST SEND ME A MAIL AND YOUR INTERESTS. saxtox@gmail.com CHEERS. |
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Technology Market / 24/7 Unlimited Browsing And Download On Your Laptop by otajipopo: 11:15am On Apr 16, 2012 |
IF YOU LOVE BROWSING ON YOUR LAPTOP WITHOUT RESTRICTIONS AND DATA LIMITATIONS AND UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS THEN YOU WILL LIKE THIS. ALL YOU NEED ARE..... 1)A MODEM OR A PHONE THAT CAN FUNCTION AS A MODEM 2)A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION OF #1500 3)AN MTN SIM 4)A SOFTWARE THAT I WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU WITH THE INFORMATION PACKAGE 5)WORKS WITH ALL YOUR BROWSERS AND SKYPE. 6)BROWSE AND DOWNLOAD TILL YOU ARE TIRED. N.B: THIS IS A SURE DEAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRICTION OR DOWNLOAD LIMIT IT IS ON 24/7 AND VERY FAST. BONUS E-BOOKS 1) HOW AND WHERE TO GET ORIGINAL BLACKBERRY DIRECTLY IN BULK FOR AS LOW AS N16,000 IN NIGERIA WITHOUT ANY REFERENCE. 2) HOW TO MAKE N2,500 INTO YOUR NIGERIAN BANK ACCOUNT WITH JUST YOUR MOBILE PHONE. 3) HOW TO OPEN AN AUTO RESPONDER. To Get Started /To Order Invest Just N1,500 into [ACCESS BANK PlC] Price:N1,500 Account Name: ADESORIOYE ADEMOLA Account Number: 1009-253-199 After Investing text the word PACKAGE With your name, email address and teller number to 08181695582. You will get your package in 15 minutes. Cheers. |
Business / Re: Currently Paying Paid To Click Sites by otajipopo: 11:10am On Apr 13, 2012 |
Click the link below for the sites Thanks. [url][/url]http://adedunsin..com/2012/04/paid-to-click-online-business-model.html |
Business / Re: Currently Paying Paid To Click Sites by otajipopo: 9:37pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
Ok |
Business / Currently Paying Paid To Click Sites by otajipopo: 3:48pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
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Technology Market / Unlimited Browsing And Download On Your Laptop by otajipopo: 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
IF YOU LOVE BROWSING ON YOUR LAPTOP WITHOUT RESTRICTIONS AND DATA LIMITATIONS AND UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS THEN YOU WILL LIKE THIS. ALL YOU NEED ARE..... 1)A MODEM OR A PHONE THAT CAN FUNCTION AS A MODEM 2)A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION OF #1500 3)AN MTN SIM 4)A SOFTWARE THAT I WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU WITH THE INFORMATION 5)BROWSE AND DOWNLOAD TILL YOU ARE TIRED. N.B THIS IS A SURE DEAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED JUST SEND A MAIL TO saxtox@gmail.com or call/text 08062166065 |
Phone/Internet Market / Unlimited Browsing And Download On Your Laptop by otajipopo: 4:20pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
IF YOU LOVE BROWSING ON YOUR LAPTOP WITHOUT RESTRICTIONS AND DATA LIMITATIONS AND UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS THEN YOU WILL LIKE THIS. ALL YOU NEED ARE..... 1)A MODEM OR A PHONE THAT CAN FUNCTION AS A MODEM 2)A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION OF #1500 3)AN MTN SIM 4)A SOFTWARE THAT I WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU WITH THE INFORMATION 5)BROWSE AND DOWNLOAD TILL YOU ARE TIRED. N.B THIS IS A SURE DEAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED JUST SEND A MAIL TO saxtox@gmail.com or call/text 08062166065 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 11:11am On Apr 06, 2012 |
Thanks @ Jojo Armani |
Business / Re: Turn Your Passion Into A Small Business by otajipopo: 11:08am On Apr 06, 2012 |
Very nice and useful post |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 7:47pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" ... "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 6:28pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. The husband said, Put 'MY PEN IS' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was Error, "Error. Not long enough." |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 6:26pm On Apr 05, 2012 |
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen." |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 7:36pm On Apr 04, 2012 |
A girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl's mother said: "Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: "Where were you and why are you so wet?" Julius: "I went home to get my pyjamas. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 9:44am On Apr 04, 2012 |
Na so ooo Sutoboy Thank you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cool Joke From Queen'b! ;D ;d by otajipopo: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
Cool jokes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 6:56pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
Tommy went to confession on Friday and said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What are your sins, my son?" "I kissed a girl after school yesterday." "Who was it, Tommy?" "I cannot tell you Father, I would feel bad." "Was it Mary Donovan?" he asked. "No Father, please forgive me, but I cannot tell you who it was." "Was it Catherine McKenzie?" "No Father," he replied. "Well then it has to be Sarah Martha O'Keefe?" "No Father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay, Tommy, I want you to say five Hail Mary's and four Our Fathers for your sin." So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked Joseph. "I got five Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and three good leads." |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 2:04pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
Thanks Ruqaya and Swtchicgurl |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lengthy Cash by otajipopo: 1:47pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
Fenks Angelz |
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