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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 1:20am On Mar 07, 2016
Chapter Twenty-two

1. And Eartum and Earthus lived in the ocean eartum. And it was so that the fishes and the phibioses came to their aids.

2. For they bring them food to eat from the bottom of the sea.

3. And Earthus became heavy with the pregnancy of Eartum. This was the first pregnancy she would carry since the time the sons of God were rotating sex on her.

4. And when Eartum heard that she carried her baby, he was extremely glad.

5. And in those days did the people of the land of Murmoh begin to have redness of eyes.

6. And they feared that it was brought on them by Mother Earthus and Eartum's visit to the moon.

7. And when Nymphidis heard it, he took it upon himself to lead many homos to the ocean to wage war against Earthus and Eartum for bringing redness of eyes from the light above.

9. And Nymphidis said, listen to me O homos on the face of the earth. This redness of eyes has never once been on humanity.

10. But Earthus and Eartum brought it upon your faces. And it shall make you go blind; for no one can put the light of the moon in the face and remain with sight.

11. And for as many thousands of homos who had the redness of eyes, they began to weep.

12. And many of them preferred to die rather than go blind.

13. And they took the advice of Nymphidis to find Earthus and hang her rather than letting her remain in the ocean.

14. And two sons of God agreed with Nymphidis to cut off Earthus from the earth. And their names were Largas and Ephradite.

15. And the three sons of God led the way to the continents of the oceans.

16. Largas went with some wild birds to pull at Earthus, perhaps she could be flying on the wings of Eartum to escape.

17. And Ephradite followed with a very large serpent, which he had intended to harm Nymphidis earlier. He had made the serpent since thousands of years back.

18. And Nymphidis also came with the dragon which he had made to spit fire. And this would spit fire on Earthus and kill her as soon as she was spotted.

19. Now the pregnancy of Earthus was already nine month and ripe for delivery.

20. And she thought to conceive on land instead of the ocean because she feared that the baby would drown.

21. And at that time, Eartum had returned to the moon to keep up with his findings there.

22. He had also made some satellites and had placed them in the skies. He did all these for the purpose of watching whatever would befall Earthus his wife while he was away from the earth.

23. And Earthus stepped out of the oceans and walked many miles away from the ocean to deliver her baby.

24. And when Earthus was away from the oceans, Nymphidis and the others arrived.

25. And they sent many expert swimmers into the oceans to search them out.

26. And they did not find them for a whole day.

27. At at noon of the next day, they began to hear the voice of a woman crying loud in agony.

28. And they followed the voice to a distant place. Lo and behold, it was Earthus who was travailing.

29. And Nymphidis cried, O! she carries the baby of Eartum! Now let us not kill her with her baby. But let us kill her baby only, so that she would suffer the pain of seeing her begotten son die right in her eyes.

30. And Nymphidis set the dragon before the woman and commanded it to wait for her to deliver before spitting fire on her offspring.

31. And when Eartum saw from the satellites he placed in space that his unborn child would be killed, he lifted a star and aimed it at the dragon on earth.

32. But the star would not meet its target. But it caused a lot of damage on earth, destroying many houses. And Eartum threw more and more stars from space to the earth.

33. But for the distance of Eartum to his target, which was thousands of miles, he missed the dragon all the time. And the stars fell in the land of Murhaleb(which was just formed).

34. But the distance of the boundary of Murhaleb to where the dragon was was about 100 miles.

35. And as soon as Earthus delivered her baby, which was a boy, the dragon lurched forward to swallow it up.

36. But then a shocking magnetic force trapped the dragon and the baby. And they both disappeared.

37. And everyone on the surface of the earth was amazed. And they looked away from Earthus, rather, they were looking up towards the direction the dragon and the baby had gone.

38. And Nymphidis and the other two sons of God were as confused as the rest of the homos present.

39. And Largas released his birds to find the dragon.

40. And suddenly, the dragon fell from the sky unto the earth.

41. For Eartum had thrown it down in anger, thinking it would scatter as soon as it landed on the rocky part of the earth.

42. Luckily, it landed in the waters. Hurriedly, it came out of the water and shook its body.

43. Then it was prepared to give Earthus a chase, since the child had already escaped.

44. But Earthus held tight to herself as she headed towards the wilderness where Eartum had described to her earlier.

45. It was the wilderness of Zab, where Eartum himself first traversed at his arrival to the earth from the city of gold billions of years back.

46. And when the dragon was only a few feet close to swallowing up Earthus, she was lifted up by Eartum who had flown very rapidly to have her.

47. And Eartum flew with Earthus to the wilderness of Zab, where they would remain for many years until the sons of God had been appeased.

48. And all the event were captured in the satellites of Eartum which he had made to appear exactly like the stars in the sky.

49. And Eartum said to Earthus while they were in the wilderness, a stargazer from the distant world to come would see a glimpse of this event and none in their own world would understand it because it would appear like it is happening in the sky rather than on earth.

50. And Earthus laughed and said, I am glad I ran as fast as lightning.

51. And they kissed and slept in the hot sun of the wilderness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Westbromwich Albion Vs Manchester United - (1 - 0) On 6th March 2016 by otemanuduno: 6:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
Funthusiastic goal for WESTBROM
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2016
Masumi:
Looks like Tottenham is on their way to winning the league
We're watching together anyway...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th March 2016 by otemanuduno: 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2016
Kx:
Tottenham deserves the cup
That was already a prophecy since January 1. Check my prophecy thread. www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
Chapter Twenty-One

1. Now these are the things that happened when Earthus and Eartum were missing from the earth.

2. Faulkin wept for his mother, Earthus for some days.

3. Then he rose up and took the image of her and set it against a tree for it to be worshipped.

4. For he did not want the memory of his mother to be gone forever.

5. And millions of homos came and bowed before the image of mother Earthus and worshipped it as if she was there.

6. And when news got to Nymphidis, he got angry, because he felt that they should rather worship him instead of the image of dead Earthus (for he thought that she had died).

7. Then did Nymphidis scold Faulkin and he also looked at him eyeball to eyeball.

8. And this thing angered Nymphidis such that he tied Faulkin and put him in a cage.

9. Then were many of the homos angry. And they reported this to the rest of the sons of God.

10. To Ephradite did they report first. But Ephradite replied, I am weary of waging war against Nymphidis.

11. For at the first time when I fought with him, it led to the total destruction of lives.

12. And all the homos and creatures we created were all gone as waste.

13. Now listen, all you homos. For if we go into war again, let it be known unto you that none of the sons of God shall die in it, but only all of you homos.

14. And the response of Ephradite displeased all the homos. And so did they arise and go to Largas to report the same thing to him.

15. And Largas replied them likewise.

16. And in the same manner did they visit the continent of Chaleb. And he said, O homos, why cannot you all keep your peace?

17. For what business of you is it with the sons of God?

18. Ask, for all the homos before you, which could neither speak nor hear, were all wiped away in their innocency when the sons of God went to war those times.

19. Take counsel and return to your lands, for any war shall affect you more than us.

20. Then Coriel, one of the homos which was made by Euchlydes raised his voice and spoke against Chaleb, saying;

21. Your advice is not good at all. For you speak like one who is drunk of the wine of the tarcum tree in the vineyard of Nymphidis.

22. Keep your advice to yourself, for we homos are ready to go to war ourselves with Nymphidis which you all feared.

23. And Chaleb was amazed when he heard this (because no homo has ever raised his voice to speak against any of the sons of God before).

24. And in anger, Chaleb held Coriel and said, is it because Euchlydes put speeches into your mouth that you could speak? Or hearing into your ears that you could hear?

25. Now know this, for today shall you lose both your hearings and speech. For what you have spoken and heard now shall be the last for you till you die.

26. Then Chaleb dipped a finger in the culture he was cultivating before a table inside his chamber and poked it inside Coriel's throat.

27. And immediately, he lost his voice and speech.

28. Then did all the homos disperse in fright. For they feared to become deaf and dumb.

29. And when the homos had reported the issue to Euchlydes who taught them how to speak and put auditory into their ears, he became furious and thought of facing Chaleb in a battle.

30. And Euchlydes said, see what Chaleb has done to my homo. Surely he has used one of his tiny invisible creature to cause this.

31. Were we not together on the same land of Euchaleb when his invisible creatures killed many of my beasts and homos?

32. Yet I touched not any of his tiny creatures, but I only parted way with him for peace to reign.

33. But he has chosen to destroy the auditory and speech of one of my creature over a little issue.

34. Now shall I pay him for the evil he has done to me.

35. And Euchlydes immediately put his eyes through the hole of Coriel's left ear and he cried out saying, lo, I see thousands of insects walking around in this ear.

36. And likewise, he yelled when he checked the throat of Coriel and found them there.

37. Then did Euchlydes know that Coriel would never speak or ear anymore, for the tiny creatures of Chaleb were very destructive.

38. After then did the homos in their thousands go to the land of Chimurmoh to make known how Nymphidis had captured Faulkin.

39. And Chimides was displeased with the news, for he felt that Murmoh should fight to get his legitimate son, Faulkin, back from Nymphidis.

40. O Murmoh, when will you stop being a fool? Chimides challenged him.

41. You are the only son of God who is blessed with a living child. Only you gave birth successfully to a male homo. But for the fear of facing Nymphidis, you let him go.

42. Now Faulkin, the firstborn of all creature is in the cage of Nymphidis and you will not move a finger.

43. Now arise and let us go and besiege the land of Farthidis with these homos and let us destroy it and set Faulkin free.

44. But Murmoh feared for his life and said, not so my brother. For if we fight Nymphidis from now till a century, we shall not defeat him.

45. Is violence not found in his blood from the beginning?

46. But Chimides would not listen to the speech of Murmoh, but he went with the homos to attack the land of Farthidis where Nymphidis dwelled.

47. And Chimides had made dangerous poisons from saps of the trees he studied. And he also had weapons that could cause the outbreak of fire.

48. And they rode on the backs of some unicorns and kimonosauruses which Euchlydes had made.

49. And the land of Farthidis was greatly attacked. And the homos made by Farthidis contended with the other homos and none prevailed for a space of one week.

50. And Nymphidis came out of his place, saying, for peace to reign I shall release Faulkin to you.

51. But let it be known to you that no one won this battle. No, neither the people of Chimurmoh nor the people of my land Farthidis won the battle.

52. But I release Faulkin to you because peace must reign. Then did all the homos present there bow there heads and pay respect to Nymphidis for making peace.

53. And they called him Alsadur, the father of peace, but they did not know the intention of Nymphidis in the depth of his heart.

54. And Faulkin followed after Chimides and his train to go to the land of Chimurmoh. For Nymphidis had said that Faulkin should go and be with his real father, Murmoh.

55. But they were shocked to see that the land of Chimurmoh had been partially parted in two, with an ocean passing through it.

56. And when Chimides met Murmoh, he asked him to what intent he was trying to break the large mass apart, with millions of homos assisting him.

57. And Murmoh said, for the fear of Nymphidis' return did we start this. For I know that surely, Nymphidis shall return to utterly destroy the land of Chimurmoh where we dwell together.

58. But what is my offence for the righteous to suffer with the unrighteous? Now all these homos gifted to me avail themselves to help me break away from you at the centre of this continent.

59. And the saying displeased Chimides such that he commanded his millions of entourages to also get to work to make the clear demarcation.

60. And they joined in the work to hasten it up. And the breaking of the crust of the continent was almost completed when the news of the arrival of Eartum and Earthus reached them.

61. And they abandoned the work to see Earthus whom they thought was dead before. And they signalled to the parakreets of Largas and other large birds whose wings they rode to the banks of the continents of waters, but they met midway.

62. However, only Murmoh and the homos with him refused to leave their land, but continued with their works.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 8:24am On Mar 05, 2016
R102798p:
so yu accept that some of yr prophecy will not come to pass
If they all come to pass, glory be to Domino Reverad.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 5:36am On Mar 05, 2016
Fkhalifa:
You u didn't tell us all these at the start,its now that the some of the prophecies are going not t as seen, that you are changing gear?

I know what people consult to predict the future,but God will continue to prove he is the All knower
Hmm, like what your pastors also consults to predict the future and fail abi? Let me tell you something, it is better to try and fail in some aspect, but it is a wrong thought to believe that it's God who made you to fail some of it. God [I mean the REAL GOD] is not interested in anybody's failure and the purpose he created us is not to come and just be praising him (like the christians believes) but to come to earth to keep discovering his unending works (like the scientists are doing).

I will tell you once again, THERE IS A POINT TO WHICH YOU WILL USE YOUR BRAIN AND GET CONNECTED TO THE SPIRIT WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET REVELATIONS. THE PASTORS AND AFAS USE THIS METHOD BUT WILL FORBID YOU TO DO SAME. PERIOD!
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For February 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 5:44pm On Mar 04, 2016
jamesdegreat:
Prophect how can I get ur number?
I tot you have all my phone numbers alredi. Buh pls share it not with anybody. Thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
CHAPTER TWENTY

1. And after playing love in the moon for some days, we began to descend the planet.

2. And I, Eartum, took up Earthus in my wings and flew back to the earth.

3. And we landed in the great ocean called eartum, for we did this purposely, believing that no eye would see us land in there.

4. But it came as a shock when we saw an homo rushing away from the ocean.

5. What shall we do? Earthus asked me but I assured her that the homo did not see us at all.

6. Now we made our plans. We shall tell Nymphidis and the other sons of God that we were only hooked in the depth of the ocean.

7. That is a good idea, Earthus said. So we made the plan to make our visit to the moon unknown to them all.

8. And it came to pass that as we stepped out of eartum, we saw a hirsuite homo rushing away.

9. Earthus trembled and feared if he saw us when we landed into the water. If he did, then that which we have intended to tell the sons of God would not be credible.

10. I assured Earthus that he did not see us.

11. We were only halfway to the abode of Earthus when all the sons of God met us with thousands of homos.

12. The one leading them was the same homo we saw close to the ocean eartum earlier.

13. Nymphidis was the first to confront us with fire. For he gave us no space to say a word. But I quenched his fire with the wind of my mouth.

14. And Nymphidis said, Earthus, you are a betrayer. You left to space with Eartum for twenty-nine days, denying us all the pleasure of sex for four days each.

15. Why did you do this, o Earthus, mother of the earth? For you have caused much disdain to your name.

16. Then Earthus raised her voice boldly and said, no my lord, Nymphidis. Why do you judge me before I speak?

17. We did not go to space at all, but we were only trapped in the sea by one of the whales created by the hand of Eartum itself.

18. And we remained in the whale, hungry for twenty and nine days.

19. But it vomitted us and then we began to make our way to you to tell you the truth.

20. That is not true, Earthus, for Lakris saw you both when you fell from space into the ocean eartum, Nymphidis challenged us.

21. Then did I think it good to say the truth. And I told them of our visit to the moon.

22. But Nymphidis laughed us to scorn when we told him of the visit to the moon. And he said, how then did Earthus return alive from there?

23. Remember, Earthus is of this world and it is not possible for anyone of this world to go into any of the lights made by Reverad and survive it.

24. We his sons and priests alone cannot be burnt by the sun.

25. You went to space, but not the moon, Nymphidis said. But all the same, you shall not go unpunished for this.

26. And so did they break the image of Earthus which they got from beneath the ocean and then was she banished from the land for her treacherous dealing.

27. And Earthus wept greatly, such that she could not be pacified.

28. Then did I persuade her to live with me in the continent of the waters.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 2:45pm On Mar 02, 2016
igwe44:
Wait make tottenham first win na. Gosh
You are a real gunners4life
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op):
[b] Okay, to whom it may concern, the event of the world takes place in cycles. Things that will happen in the future has already happened in the past and it takes serious mathematical calculations and fastings and or spiritual interventions to get the calculations right. That is the secret of the world that no pastor, alfa, imam, bishops and prophets will ever want to share with you, because if you know the secret yourself, you will be doing those things yourself and they will not have the means of making their monies anymore.

Maybe you have reasoned why prophecies are not always 100% accurate. Yes it is because of the imperfection of human beings. Just the way you don't always get 100% in your exams.

Even Faulkin, the adopted son of Nymphidis who claimed to be the 'son of God' did some miscalculations about the end of the world and that was the only error he made with his calculation when he said that the world will end in his own generation: Matthew 24: 29-34.

Such that his disciples themselves began to imagine that antichrists are already present in their own time: 1 John 2:18 “Little children, it is the last
hour; and as you have heard that the
Antichrist is coming, even now many
antichrists have come, by which we know
that it is the last hour.”


Just the way people of the present world thought that Obama was the antichrist. Ask yourself the question, what are the antichrist in John's time doing there up till now? Have they died or are they still alive?

Have you read what Kirk Franklin said lately?
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 4:45pm On Feb 28, 2016
I need Arsenal to play a draw. Not a prophecy though, but a wish.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 4:42pm On Feb 28, 2016
Hmmm...Tottenham, all these comebacks you ppl are doing...diarisGodo
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op):
tgmservice:
be a man and defend what is left of ur prophecy and stop acting like a sisi
but somtimes silence is the best answer for a f**l!!!
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 12:25pm On Feb 28, 2016
twistyboy:
Ote what about the man city prophesy I hope dynamo kiev would win dem convincingly.because I believe that your prophesy will get me paid this year
I choose to keep quiet since people here have decided to crucify me before the judgement day. Let everyone do or think whatever he chooses.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 6:25pm On Feb 27, 2016
otemanuduno:
I vehemently sought help for Chelsea FC but the response from the world beyond is this:
Chelsea needs a very large goal margin win to bring back their lost confidence totally. If they can win as large as 5-1 in their next match against Newcastle, then the resulting confidence can shoot them up into the top 6.

All through the nights I seek a 5-1 win for Chelsea but I am not the one who answers my own prayers.
Chelsea has not won a back to back game since the beginning of the season, but the confidence they got from their last match 5-1 win over Newcastle gave them their first back to back win today, according to what the spirit from the world beyond told me. Believe the prophet and prosper.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 2:21pm On Feb 26, 2016
dguyindcorner:
Not a bit of Elohim word have and will go unfulfilled.

He never failed and never will.
From the word Elohim, I guess u are talking about the xtian and muslim God. In d xtian perspective, he sent his only begotten son and the son told us that the world will come to an end. He gave us signs of the end of the world and then told us that all the signs will come to pass in his own generation. 2000 years had passed now, but it has not come to pass. Read Matthew 24:1-the end. Jesus Christ said, 'Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass away until all these things be fulfilled. Let me quote the chapter:


[quote author= Matthew 24:29-34]29 “Immediately after the distress of those
days
“‘the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light;
the stars will fall from the sky,
and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[
30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of
Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of
the earth[ c ] will mourn when they see the Son
of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with
power and great glory.[ d ] 31 And he will send
his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they
will gather his elect from the four winds, from
one end of the heavens to the other.

32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As
soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves
come out, you know that summer is near. 33
Even so, when you see all these things, you
know that it is near, right at the door. 34
Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly
not pass away until all these things have
happened.
[/quote]So are we still in Jesus' generation? Yet all those bolded did not come to pass, WHY?
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 10:47am On Feb 26, 2016
dguyindcorner:
Bros! Your god is sick if Man City qualifies.
Do you have a God/god? If so how many prophecies has he revealed to you since you have been serving him and how many of the prophecies came to pass eventually? Be true to yourself, was all fulfilled? If all was not fulfilled, did you accept that he was sick?
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 7:55am On Feb 26, 2016
augster:
you‘re such confused being... I‘m not even a christian. You think through your anus mister man
Did I ever mention that you are a christian? Or did I state any christian name in my post? Why then did you lie against me?
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 7:43am On Feb 26, 2016
augster:
Where‘s this prophet na? Shebi all of you were attacking me when i said he is a fake prophet. How can you call yourself a prophet? God ought to slap that your hand you use in typing shiit all over nairaland. Prophet of doom.
Your own god, Nymphidis, is only a son to my own God. So he does not have the power to slap my hands. Your god, the jealous god, is the author of the world's confusion, not mine.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 6:50am On Feb 24, 2016
R102798p:
is it a prophecy or what?
It sheds light on all the mysteries of the world. Myself I'm surprised at what I found out the more I go through the writeups.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 5:44am On Feb 24, 2016
All I desire from the hands of Domino Reverad is a 2-0 win for Chelsea against PSG. I pray it is granted unto me.

To read more about Domino Reverad, click this link: www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Sports › Re: 15 Amazing Football Prophecies Of 2016 by otemanuduno: 4:53am On Feb 24, 2016
masimzeni:
What is Ote saying about this?
It's quite obvious the predictions are fake and a copy-cat work from various predictors and prophets.

Check where the prophecy said Benitez will be sacked before the end of his tenure and it made me laugh. Benitez has been sacked even before his prophecy came out first on the internet at his original source. Benitez was sacked January 4 but his prophecy came out from his source at January 6. Octopus Rodriguez didn't say anything, this OP is only using the name octopus to 'pull crowd' to his website, that's all!!!!
Sports › Re: 15 Amazing Football Prophecies Of 2016 by otemanuduno: 4:51am On Feb 24, 2016
masimzeni:
What is Ote saying about this?
It's quite obvious the predictions are fake and a copy-cat work from various predictors and prophets.

Check where the prophecy said Benitez will be sacked before the end of his tenure and it made me laugh. Benitez has been sacked even before his prophecy came out first on the internet at his original source. Benitez was sacked January 4 but his prophecy came out from his source at January 6. Lol.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 4:45am On Feb 24, 2016
Manchester001:
Similar prophecy to his was released on the 6th of January by a Mexican octupus called Rodriguez: 1. Cristiano Ronaldo will score 94 goals in 2016 Calendar Year. 2.Arsenal will lose to Barcelona in the UCL knockout stage, both at home and
away . 3. Bayern Munich will win German the Bundesliga title for a fourth
consecutive year. 4. Lionel Messi will win world best footballer for a record “5th” time. 5. Chelsea will eliminate French champions, PSG in the UCL knockout stage. 6. Leicester City will participate in the UEFA Champion’s League 2016/2017 Season. 7. Rafa Benitez will be sacked as Real Madrid’s head coach before the end of season 8. Jose Mourinho will fail at Manchester United in his first season as Coach at Old Trafford. 9. Real Madrid will win the UCL 2015/2016, with Zinedine Zidane as head coach this year . 10. Neymar Jr will leave FC Barcelona for a world record transfer fee. 11. Brazilian Soccer Legend , “PELE”
may die. 12. Bayern Munich will eliminate Barcelona at the semi -final stage of the UCL. 13. Cristiano Ronaldo will win his first international tournament with
Portugal. 14. Cristiano Ronaldo will emerge as the World’s highest goal scorer by end
of the season . 15. Arsenal will emerge as the Barclays English Premier league
Champions at the end of the 2015/2016 season this year.
Bros, the bolded prophecy get K-leg o. Benitez was actually sacked on January 4th, 2016, which is two days before this ur so-called prophecy was released on the internet and yet it is being included. E just be like someone coming here tomorrow to say that Juve will draw 2-2 against Bayern in their UCL first leg 2015/2016 tournament. I smell foul-play in the prophecy.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 11:23pm On Feb 23, 2016
Arsenal fans should take heart, but the prophecy must be fulfilled. I heard that Messi has never scored against Cech before and that Arsenal has never lost at home to Barcelona.

In other voice: Juventus amazed me today. That comeback is epic abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 2:30am On Feb 23, 2016
CHAPTER NINETEEN
THE HONEYMOON OF EARTHUS AND EARTUM

1. And I, Eartum, got into the moon with Earthus on my wings.

2. And I exerted much force to land on the surface of the moon.

3. And Earthus said, why do you hover around in the sky? Let us land so that we could begin to play love.

4. And I said, I desire to land more than you wish, O Earthus, but I know not why I cannot.

5. Then did we both make ourselves very heavy and so we landed on the surface of the moon.

6. But the place was dark and frigid. And the two of us began to wonder why it was so.

7. And Earthus spoke in confusion, saying, did we not see the moon supplying light to the earth in the evening time?

8. How is it that it is darker than we thought it to be?

9. Then Earthus yelled and we heard her voice ten times.

10. And we began to long to be on earth again, because we do not understand this phenomenon.

11. And Earthus said, did we not also observe that the moon was of the shape of a sharp two-edged ivory?

12. How come we cannot locate the edges of the moon at this moment, for we have walked for a long while now without finding it?

13. Then I set my eyes on the words of Domino Reverad when he explained to us the concept of illusions of which the sun is capable of making.

14. Then I said, hear now O Earthus, for I remember when Reverad said that the shapes of many of the planets are not spherical but elliptical.

15. But we all, the sons of God saw the shapes as spherical earlier, but that was before Reverad changed the position of the hot gas called sun above our head.

16. Then Earthus said, what do you mean? Are you trying to tell me that the moon is not spherical in shape?

17. Then I replied her, I say not so Earthus, but I think the sun should be able to explain the illusions of the changing shape of this place.

18. And perhaps the moon is only getting its light from the sun and it is no light at all.

19. And Earthus encouraged me that we should go round the moon, perhaps we would find the two-edged sides of the moon.

20. For she wished that we sat down at the edges of it for the other sons of God in the earth to see us.

21. And so did we begin to move around but we found no such edges.

22. And as we remained in there, a large mass fell and Earthus leapt for fear. Then she began to go upward without landing back.

23. And Earthus lifted her voice and cried for help. Then I jumped after her and held her by her left leg.

24. And then did we make ourselves heavy and so we came back to the ground.

25. Then did she remind me of the same thing we experienced on earth--the escape of Largas' bird when Ephradite threw its cage away.

26. And immediately I remembered how we tackled the challenge back then on the planet earth.

27. Then I said, Earthus, plant your pulling force on the ground again as you did before on earth.

28. And so did Earthus and we felt we were safe.

29. And we ran around in the moon having fun. Suddenly, a wind blew and I was lifted off the ground.

30. For the wind caught my wings and threw me forcefully against a hard surface which looked like the rock on earth.

31. And I lay weak with my face raised towards the sky.

32. And Earthus began to weep for me as she rushed towards me to take care of me, but a rushing wind suddenly swept her off and began to hurl her towards the sky.

33. And for fear, I flexed my muscles and pulled down the wind with a force which was reserved in my muscles.

34. And then did Earthus land gently on my chest.

35. And I was so frail as I breathed heavily.

36. Then did we kiss each other and had sex.

37. And I planted my pulling force into the ground, though in my weakness.

38. For it seemed that Earthus' force was not very effective in this place, else she could have landed back calmly when she was swept upward before.

39. Then did Earthus call me the moongod because I was the one who planted my pulling force in it and it obeyed me.

40. And we played together for sometimes until we began to observe the moon moving when we looked up into the sky.

41. And from my findings, I discovered that the moon was moving around the earth from where we came.

42. And I gladly lifted up my face and thanked Reverad for letting me discover one of his works again, for because of this reason did he send us all his sons into the planets to keep on discovering until our time is up.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
THE UNITED WORLD

1. And as soon as the sons of God had agreed to be united, they began to choose the days in the week of which each of them would have sex with Mother Earthus.

2. And they had no idea of how to make a choice. Therefore did Nymphidis suggest that they cast lot. So they followed the advice of Nymphidis and cast lot.

3. This was the first lot ever cast on earth. And they cast six lots altogether in the first six days of the week. One lot in a day did they cast.

4. And the first lot fell on Nymphidis while the second was on Eartum. The third lot fell on Ephradite; the fourth on Chimides; the fifth on Largas and the sixth on Chaleb.

5. And after the sixth lot did they rest from the casting of lot.

6. And so it would be, according to the lot cast, that Nymphidis shall be with Earthus on the first day of the week; Eartum shall have her on the second day of the week; Ephradite on the third day; Chimides on the fourth, Largas on the fifth and Chaleb on the sixth day of the week.

7. And the seventh day of the week was left for Murmoh and Euchlydes, since the lots did not fall on them on any of the six times.

8. But Murmoh said, I will not do it, for I fear to lose my powers.
And Euchlydes also said he preferred to remain how he was.

9. So the seventh day was declared a day of rest for Mother Earthus and all that shall come out of her thereafter. And the days were determined according to the appearing of the sun and moon at the land of Farthidis.

10. On the seventh day shall no man or beast come close to her. For she shall be resting in her chamber all through the day.

11. And the seven sons of God agreed to keep all these things into remembrance and observe them.

12. And so it was that on the first day of the week, Nymphidis lay with Earthus his wife.

13. And on the second day did Eartum lay with her. And all the sons of God lay with mother Earthus in turn, according to the pact made.

14. But only Murmoh and Euchlydes refrained from laying with her, such that the whole earth rested on the seventh day.

15. And Earthus began to show more love for Eartum than the rest of the sons of God.

16. And it came to pass that at a day when Eartum paid Earthus a visit that they went up into the moon to play their love.

17. And this was the first time anyone would be into the moon of the earth.

18. And it was at noon of the second day of the month that Earthus and Eartum went into the moon.

19. They went not through the land of Farthidis where Earthus lived, but they went through the land of Chaleb.

20. For it was day in the land of Farthidis and there was no moon up there.

21. Therefore they located the moon in the land of Chaleb. And lo, the moon was shaped like the ivory of the mammoth's head, but sharp at both edges.

22. And Earthus said, Eartum, let us go to the moon, for my soul long to play love with you at the very end of the ivories.

23. Then they flew into the moon, for Eartum took her in his wings.

24. And on the third day of the week, when Ephradite visited Earthus to play with her that he found not Earthus.

25. And he raised up his voice and cried vehemently.

26. And all the sons of God gathered at Farthidis to see what Ephradite meant.

27. And when they did not see Eartum at the gathering, they suspected him.

28. And Nymphidis said, did my mind not perceive that Eartum was planning a mischief?

29. For I feared that he might hurt Earthus the mother of the Earth because I took her away from him at the first time.

30. Now are they not in the ocean? For I know that Eartum have killed her in the continent of the waters.

31. So all the sons of God visited the oceans and searched through it for two weeks.

33. And on the last day of the second week did they find her moulded image at the base of the ocean.

34. So they believed that Earthus had indeed visited the ocean with Eartum and he had killed her and made her image.

35. But they knew not that it was the image of Earthus which Eartum had moulded some million years back when Nymphidis first took her from him.

36. After then did they bury the image of Earthus in the soil and mourned her.
Literature › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 4:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
[b]
CHAPTER SIX

1. Millions of years had passed and we all
remained how we were.
2. Whatever was made do not grow older or
multiply and things do not die except a force
is responsible for its death.
3. We, the six priests who explored the earth,
with the exception of Murmoh, have all made
several creatures for our pleasure.
4. It was Chaleb who amazed us all by
creating tiny creatures which the eyes of every
other creatures of the great bang could not
see.
5. Even the beasts and the birds we made
were all not able to see the tiny creatures
created by Chaleb. Even Mother Earthus could
not see the creatures because she was also a
product of the great bang.
6. I Eartum preferred the waters and I made
many fishes into the seas and oceans. They
were as harmless as cool breeze when I made
them.
7. Murmoh was the only son of God who
refused to put his brain to work.
8. He refused to raise a finger to create
something.
9. Nymphidis created fire. He was so much
glad with his creations. He also created forces
which slaps against each other to produce
sparkles when there was rain of water upon
the earth.
10. Chaleb also made tiny insects which the
eyes can see. They have wings too which are
even lighter than those of the birds.
11. They were not also affected by the force
of Earthus.
12. Ephradite wondered why all the living
creatures that flew off the earth and fell back
to us when Earthus pulled them back were all
frozen dead even before they landed on the
soil.
13. Ephradite felt something must be
responsible for their death up in space. He
took one of his creatures in his hands and
flew to space.
14. (Ephradite specialised in creating creeping
beasts).
15. Ephradite created a very long creeping
beast without legs and took it with him to
space.
16. The beast died while up in space and
Ephradite angrily threw it down from space.
17. The elongated beast fell into Nymphidis'
cultivated garden and some of its kinds as
offspring came out of it unknown to
Nymphidis. Then they hid in the garden of
Nymphidis.
18. Nymphidis at the first time loathed the
appearance of the elongated thing which was
serpent.
19. When Ephradite first made the serpents,
Nymphidis complained grievously and set
some of them on fire.
20. He had great phobias for them which no
one understood why.
21. It was for the intent of destroying
Ephradite's serpent that Nymphidis made the
first fire he made.
22. Ephradite returned to earth to take some
beasts with him. He took some serpents and
also begged Euclydes to take some of the
beasts and homos he made with him to space.
28. Ephradite took two homos named Galina
and Emanor by Euclydes. He took his serpents
called Luzor and Ahaim with him also. He
also decided to take some very tiny reptiles
with him, which he made also. He wrapped
them in a leaf. Then he took a bird named
Parakreet by Largas.
29. Ephradite soared skyward and got to
space. Not long Galina and Emanor dropped
to the earth first. Lo, they were cold-dead.
30. The bird named Parakreet was also let
down from space because it was cold-dead
too. Soon the serpents fell and Nymphidis
sent fire to consume them immediately, dead
or not.
31. We began to expect Ephradite to let down
the worms he took with him in the leaves. Lo,
we didn't see them fall.
32. Did they survive the killing effect of
space? we began to ask ourselves the
questions.
33. We expected Ephradite to return to tell us
that the worms(the shelly ones and the non-
shelly ones) survived in space but it was not
so.
34. When we thought that it was Ephradite we
found returning to earth, we were shocked
when an object from space landed powerfully
into the earth and went deep into the soil.
35. More of these objects began to fall to the
earth, killing many of our beast.
36. A massive one fell on the tip of mother
Earthus' toenails and chopped off her long
toenails. She cried in pain.
37. Soon Ephradite returned from space with
a grieved face.
38. We immediately held him at ransom, for
we thought that he was the one who threw
down the stars, comets and asteroids which
had fallen straight into the core of the earth.
39. Ephradite denied this and said he saw
them fall too.
40. My worms had fallen! Ephradite lamented.
They were the only ones who survived the
space while I was up there. I threw down the
rest of the beasts when they died.
41. But only my worms survived. They didn't
die, the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones.
The leaves into which I kept them loosed and
they split off the leaves to different directions.
42. Nymphidis got angry at Ephradite for
mentioning the worms when actually the earth
was endangered by the fall of the stars and
other bodies in space.
43. How is a worm so important to us than all
these creatures which are dead?
44. Behold, If I get hold of your worms, I shall
put them in the unquenchable fire which I
have begun to make! Nymphidis said in fury.
45. You dare not! Ephradite defied him. I need
to have my worms so I can know why they
survived the space.
46. And so Ephradite searched for years for
his worms thereafter but could not find them.[/b]
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
THE WISDOM OF NYMPHIDIS

1. And it came to pass, as soon as Knoliud departed that Nymphidis arose and began to speak in a manner he has never once spoken.

2. And he said, all you sons of God, you have heard what the knowledge of our father said.

3. What do you think? Should we not make peace with each other?

4. And everyone in the assembly spoke with one voice. Then was a pact made that there should no more be contentions among the sons of God.

5. And to seal up this pact, Nymphidis agreed to share Earthus his wife with the rest of the sons of God.

6. And Nymphidis said, we are one, therefore let us all have Earthus for ourselves. Let her not be limited to the land of Farthidis alone. She has dominion over the whole earth, so let her hover around it.

7. Let her visit the continent of the waters to play love with Eartum. Let her feet not refrain from visiting the land of Chimurmoh.

8. By so doing shall perfect peace and calmness be among the sons of God and the homos and all the beasts of the fields.

9. And Nymphidis began to pronounce benevolence on all the sons of God and spoke good of them. And he began with Ephradite his arch-enemy, saying, Ephradite, you are the blessed son of God.

10. You formed the serpents and worms. Though they have no strong bones in them, yet they can move many miles within a short while.

11. Your imagination is uncommon in the land of the living. You made worms that never die in my intense fire.

12. With your blessed brain did you make them for yourself. They creep on their bellies and move in a fascinating manner.

13. Without claws, yet they make burrows in the earth to dwell therein. They are so endowed with uncommon brains that no one can gainsay.

14. O Ephradite, let your creatures be blessed. Let them live their lives in pleasure and let the love of mother Earthus satisfy them.

15. After then, he began with Chimides, saying, Chimides the mighty farmer. The creator of trees and plants. You are of great mind for you made trees with mighty roots.

16. You studied the creations of the great bang and made yours. This intelligence of yours is highly respected because many of your plants have lived more than two billion years.

17. When our beasts died off, your plants survived. O mighty son of God, your intelligence can no one gainsay.

18. The tacamid tree which you made has survived since the days immediately after the great bang; since the days we began to explore this planet.

19. O Chimides, teach us how to make the colourful flowers. Teach us so that we might make our beasts as colourful as that.

20. O Chimides, your intelligence shall the generations to come remember after we all sons of God might have left this great planet to another.

21. Euchlydes, you cannot be left untouched, for you are great among the sons of God. You made uncountable beasts--the four-footed beasts.

22. It is also you who made the first homos aside from the ones made by Reverad in the great bang.

23. O Euchlydes, your unicorns did you make to have wings and fly. Your gigantosauruses did you also make to look like the creatures of the great bang.

24. Who can behold the beauty of your mammoths and dinosaurs? Your kimonosauruses were the most beautiful of all beasts made by the sons of God, but lo, they exist no more.

25. Come up again with new thinkings and form again the gigantosauruses. Make them even more beautiful this time, O Euchlydes.

26. Chaleb, you are a special son of God. For you made creatures of which the eyes of the homos cannot see.

27. You made them so small that only the eyes of the sons of God can see them.

28. You are great, O Chaleb! You are blessed with a big brain that no one can comprehend.

29. Did Euchlydes not tell me of your great exploit which led to your breaking apart with him?

30. Behold, Euchlydes told me of how you made some tiny creatures which can never die by mere known physical means.

31. And since then did I begin to revive my thought of making an unquenchable fire which will not die from the hands of physical forces, but instead, will continue to burn forever.

32. Chaleb, tell me how you made this tiny creatures. Tell me how you made it, maybe I can add their blood into my fire to make it an everlasting fire.

33. How shall it be if the sons of God sit round an unquenchable fire at the appearing of the moon at night to share the unlimited knowledge of Knoliud which we have heard?

34. And you Largas, the creature of millions of flying birds. How did you imagine it? You made birds to fly like the sons of God.

35. Only Reverad our father can make such things like flying creatures that fly to such great height, yet you surprised us all by making them fly so high.

36. Largas, your impacts in the first and second war of the earth are of great significance, for I have before despised you.

37. But at your command, the birds attacked us in their multitudes and many souls fell to the earth.

38. O Largas, how did you make the birds to be balanced in the air? Even the pull of Earthus' force and the wild breezes of Ephradite has no impact on them.

39. They soar up into the sky and I feared that they would go into the moon which no one has explored.

40. Largas, if anyone should be called the soaring prince, you should be the one.

41. And Nymphidis turned to Eartum and his lips shook for he was short of words for him.

42. Then did Nymphidis embrace Eartum tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

43. Then did Nymphidis begin to speak, saying, Eartum, you are the one we should call the father of patience.

44. How do you wait for a long while, keeping yourself away from the one you love greatly?

45. Behold, Earthus was within your reach at the beginning of the creation of the planets. You found her first but you allowed others to lie with her.

44. You gave her up when you should have kept her for yourself. You should be named the father of selflessness.

45. Eartum, for as many as would be selfless like you, they shall inherit all things.

46. But now O Eartum, I have surrendered Earthus to you all, beginning from your very self.

47. Lie with her at will and raise children of her.

48. Murmoh, you deserve much respect too. Though you have made no creation from your hands, you are still as great as the rest of the sons of God.

49. For it was through you we have the only surviving homo born of a woman.

50. You are the one who did Earthus proud most; you released your own part of life into Earthus' womb and she added it to what she had in her.

51. The result was this great homo we named Faulkin.

52. Though Waldis also came out of her, but she is no more. She died of my hands. My fire roasted her alive. I plead for the forgiveness of Earthus.

53. After this sayings of Nymphidis did everyone on the face of the earth shed tears of emotions. And they accepted Nymphidis wholeheartedly. And the respect of the sons of God for him was very great.

54. Then all the sons of God began one after the other to bless Nymphidis, knowing not that he knew what he wanted. For Nymphidis had only pronounced a blessing each upon them, but when each of them pronounced a blessing upon him in return, he became blessed seven-fold more than each of them.
Literature › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 9:06am On Feb 21, 2016
[b] CHAPTER SIX


1. Millions of years had passed and we all
remained how we were.
2. Whatever was made do not grow older or
multiply and things do not die except a force
is responsible for its death.
3. We, the six priests who explored the earth,
with the exception of Murmoh, have all made
several creatures for our pleasure.
4. It was Chaleb who amazed us all by
creating tiny creatures which the eyes of every
other creatures of the great bang could not
see.
5. Even the beasts and the birds we made
were all not able to see the tiny creatures
created by Chaleb. Even Mother Earthus could
not see the creatures because she was also a
product of the great bang.
6. I Eartum preferred the waters and I made
many fishes into the seas and oceans. They
were as harmless as cool breeze when I made
them.
7. Murmoh was the only son of God who
refused to put his brain to work.
8. He refused to raise a finger to create
something.
9. Nymphidis created fire. He was so much
glad with his creations. He also created forces
which slaps against each other to produce
sparkles when there was rain of water upon
the earth.
10. Chaleb also made tiny insects which the
eyes can see. They have wings too which are
even lighter than those of the birds.
11. They were not also affected by the force
of Earthus.
12. Ephradite wondered why all the living
creatures that flew off the earth and fell back
to us when Earthus pulled them back were all
frozen dead even before they landed on the
soil.
13. Ephradite felt something must be
responsible for their death up in space. He
took one of his creatures in his hands and
flew to space.
14. (Ephradite specialised in creating creeping
beasts).
15. Ephradite created a very long creeping
beast without legs and took it with him to
space.
16. The beast died while up in space and
Ephradite angrily threw it down from space.
17. The elongated beast fell into Nymphidis'
cultivated garden and some of its kinds as
offspring came out of it unknown to
Nymphidis. Then they hid in the garden of
Nymphidis.
18. Nymphidis at the first time loathed the
appearance of the elongated thing which was
serpent.
19. When Ephradite first made the serpents,
Nymphidis complained grievously and set
some of them on fire.
20. He had great phobias for them which no
one understood why.
21. It was for the intent of destroying
Ephradite's serpent that Nymphidis made the
first fire he made.
22. Ephradite returned to earth to take some
beasts with him. He took some serpents and
also begged Euclydes to take some of the
beasts and homos he made with him to space.
28. Ephradite took two homos named Galina
and Emanor by Euclydes. He took his serpents
called Luzor and Ahaim with him also. He
also decided to take some very tiny reptiles
with him, which he made also. He wrapped
them in a leaf. Then he took a bird named
Parakreet by Largas.
29. Ephradite soared skyward and got to
space. Not long Galina and Emanor dropped
to the earth first. Lo, they were cold-dead.
30. The bird named Parakreet was also let
down from space because it was cold-dead
too. Soon the serpents fell and Nymphidis
sent fire to consume them immediately, dead
or not.
31. We began to expect Ephradite to let down
the worms he took with him in the leaves. Lo,
we didn't see them fall.
32. Did they survive the killing effect of
space? we began to ask ourselves the
questions.
33. We expected Ephradite to return to tell us
that the worms(the shelly ones and the non-
shelly ones) survived in space but it was not
so.
34. When we thought that it was Ephradite we
found returning to earth, we were shocked
when an object from space landed powerfully
into the earth and went deep into the soil.
35. More of these objects began to fall to the
earth, killing many of our beast.
36. A massive one fell on the tip of mother
Earthus' toenails and chopped off her long
toenails. She cried in pain.
37. Soon Ephradite returned from space with
a grieved face.
38. We immediately held him at ransom, for
we thought that he was the one who threw
down the stars, comets and asteroids which
had fallen straight into the core of the earth.
39. Ephradite denied this and said he saw
them fall too.
40. My worms had fallen! Ephradite lamented.
They were the only ones who survived the
space while I was up there. I threw down the
rest of the beasts when they died.
41. But only my worms survived. They didn't
die, the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones.
The leaves into which I kept them loosed and
they split off the leaves to different directions.
42. Nymphidis got angry at Ephradite for
mentioning the worms when actually the earth
was endangered by the fall of the stars and
other bodies in space.
43. How is a worm so important to us than all
these creatures which are dead?
44. Behold, If I get hold of your worms, I shall
put them in the unquenchable fire which I
have begun to make! Nymphidis said in fury.
45. You dare not! Ephradite defied him. I need
to have my worms so I can know why they
survived the space.
46. And so Ephradite searched for years for
his worms thereafter but could not find them.[/b]
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