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CHAPTER TWO THE MYSTERIES OF THE PLANETS 1. I sat down to rest after the great bang. 2. The sun below my feet shined intensely and beamed the rays. It was just at the third stairs of the universe because the universe had above two hundred stairs. 3. I reached for the sun and climbed the stairs to the seventeenth floor and there I lay down the sun. 4. I know for what intent I had raised the elevation of the sun. It is for me to make another abode above it. Now the City of Gold, my abode, is below the sun. I shall build a bigger, better and greater city above the sun with Anysx, the shiny transparent metal. 5. I shall build the City and name it Anysxtens 6. When I was ready, I spoke and all the materials for my new city arose and gathered together like dirt and smoke. A great fire fell on the materials and a great heap of refined Anysx arose. 7. Then the great city arose above the sun. 8. I saw that some of my priests have returned to the City of Gold beneath my feet. 9. They were amazed when a glimpse of me they did not see, but only the shadow of the sun which was darker than the night. 10. They wailed and trembled for they have not seen it in such fashion before. 11. O, how is the sun casting its own shadow? The darkness of the shadow of the sun is so bright that it can cause permanent blindness. Magnumim yelled in panic as he saw the whole City of Gold go dark. 12. My father where art thou? he yelled in fright. 13. I laughed as I descended to meet their need and the shadow of the sun no more cover the City of Gold. 14. O Reverad, how does the sun become a shadow of itself? Mercurious asked. Is it not gaseous in form? 15. Venomus screamed, Mercurious why can't you keep silent for the father of the universe to give an explanation? 16. I laughed at their ignorance and said, I God made it so. I am the greatest light which you did not know. I created the sun. If no part of me is as illuminating as the sun, there would be no way to create it. 17. My softest part is the part in me with which I made the sun. It is more illuminating than the sun itself. 18. When my priests heard me, they thought I was referring to my tongue which I have used for creating many things I made. 19. But your tongue is not as shiny as the sun, they said but I laughed at their ignorance. 20. Eartum began to demand with his colleagues if they could make submission of their findings from all the hanging spheres they have visited and I said no, keep your submissions to yourself because I have seen all what you find out from the earth. 21. Whatsoever you find out about the spheres you all visited is the truth according to the position of the sun, but after I changed the sun, then it all becomes lies, those things you have found out. 22. Did you relocate the sun? they began to ask and I said yes. 23. I took it farther up or you did not notice this? I knew they are limited in knowledge. 24. The sun holds the whole planets and the elements of the universe together with a great force which shall never be broken. The sun can interfere with the wind, the weather and whatever at all to cause delusion or hallucination. 25. Due to the position of the sun, everything in all the spheres you explore shall have its stand. The sun shall be their life and without the sun, both the living and the non-living shall not stand. 26. Knoliud spoke suddenly, but why are the shapes of the planets spherical? I laughed and said, thou art wrong, Knoliud. The shapes of the planets are no more spherical as you think. The position of the sun at the moment has given them their permanent shapes which is the shapes in your scrotal sac. 27. Every living being, the male Homos like you all, has two lives to live in two different planets. The shapes of the planets you shall exist in these two times are in your scrotal sacs. You also have right to make your own life with the liquid that shall be generated from your sacs. 28. When Nymphidis heard this, he smiled gently to himself and I knew the intention of his heart. Nymphidis, I called him before all. Do what you want to do, for no one can stop you from doing so. 29. Nymphidis bowed before me and gave thanks to me. |
ADSPIRAMEN Chapter 1 DOMINO REVERAD 1. I am God. I am not sure if I was created by the universe or if I created the universe. But all the same, my adopted sons and priests all call me God. 2. I do not force my sons and priests to worship me or serve me. They do it of their own free will since I am their creator. 3. My city was called Alkervum Auriem, which is by interpretation, the City of Gold. It came not by hand but by my pronouncement. The universe and nature work hand in hand. They give and take back because nothing is free in the universe. 4. The memory of my first existence has been washed off my brain after the catastrophic bang. 5. I lost my memory to the sound of impact while we were creating the chumorld, the clumoid, the world and the other millions of planets many millions of years back. 6. Thanks to my creature, Homo Tactilus, whom I have created to be my external memory. 7. He is the one I choose to keep memory of everything in the universe. 8. Homo Tactilus began to call back to my rememberance what I told him about the universe and my existence: 9. O my father, Domino Reverad, you said the universe came as a flash of light at the same time you also began to exist. 10. My father Domino, according to my everlasting memory, which you gifted to me, you said the universe began to exist immediately you first opened your eyes. 11. You said for long all was dark until the flash of your eyes brought out the sparkle. You said there was no sun in the universe, but you, Almighty Reverad, created it by your powers. 12. Where is your power, O mighty Domino? Where is your strength? 13. Your strength lies in your tongue and your power is your vision. 14. You testified that you have seen what will happen in billions and gazillions of years to come. 15. You said the universe is yours and you belong to the universe. 16. You created all things in the planets to live and die and live and die and live no more. 17. Enough! Tactilus! Enough! I yelled to keep Tactilus still before all my priests because they have all learnt much of my secrets from what Tactilus has mentioned. 18. Now come and live in me, O Tactilus. Dwell in me forever, for you are my tongue with which I speak. You are my memory of which I think. 19. You are my spirit and forever your abode shall be inside of me. 20. Immediately, Tactilus became a rushing wind and entered into me forcefully. There in me he remains until these days. 21. Now I look around to see the aftermath of the bang which I caused by great forces. I see many circles hanging in space. They are countless like the sands of the sea. 22. O Miklas, how many balls do you see? I ask one of my priests standing by and he said he saw just one and so supported his subordinates. 23. I laughed a great laughter that went forth as whirlwind because my priests are all short-sighted. 24. How did they see just one ball? 25. As for me, I see millions of balls hanging in space with bending creatures with tails occupying them. 26. That was all a result of the banging force. 27. Our father, we see not beyond our eyes. Give us vision that we may see. 28. I shall give you no vision above what you have, lest there arises a great commotion in this golden land. 29. How? They asked to know, but I gave them silence for an answer. 30. Instead of giving you vision to see afar, I would rather give you wings to fly around and explore all the great spheres yourself. Go and count them and bring me reports of what you see in them. 31. And so light feathers began to emerge out of the sides of my priests as I wished and they were all amazed. 32. The feathers fused together and became wings to their sides and so they flew, everyone of them to study the balls hanging everywhere in the universe. |
This is not actually a religious write-up but a great revelation that might tend to end the argument going on between the religious people and science since the beginning of things. It will also liberate people from the idea of leaving their brains idle while waiting for others to use theirs. The brain is a complex structure that is hard to understand sometimes. This doctrine should be approached with openmindedness but should be taken very seriously as it tends to shed more light on the origin of HELL FIRE, RELIGION and others. I shall be giving it bit by bit daily. Thanks for following. |
Now I think I am getting the reasons why many prophets out there fail sometimes in there prophecies. Whether there be prophecy, it may fail, but CHARITY never faileth MY LESSONS: I was too carried away with CHELSEA qualifying over PSG that I introduced hate for the opponent team such that as soon as I see a Chelsea result, I won't wait to verify who will carry the day. I heard the voice of 2-1 and I thought straightaway that it was a CHELSEA win, since I had said earlier that CHELSEA WILL QUALIFY AHEAD OF PSG. SHAME ON ME! Anyway, I thought I am being punished for not sharing the KNOWLEDGE about the universe giving to me for the world to see on time. Maybe now I would have more time to share the world of knowledge and stay away from prophecy for a while first. Here is the link to the WORD OF KNOWLEDGE I have received which I have kept away from people for a while now due to the obsession of PROPHECY. Read it with an open mind or don't read it at all. The word contains the reasons why EVERYBODY IS RIGHT with the religion he/she choses to worship with and also why science is right with their knowledge of the age of the world and why RELIGION is also right with theirs. Here is the link: www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos |
I RESIGN!!!
Coming back better and stronger!
I failed this time, but it's not all for CHELSEA!!!
KTBFFH!!! |
dotcomnamename:Iterente, Obi! Edited: Oh, you didn''t know I was only jubilating for Chelsea's Obi? You thought I was complaining about Obi's deflection? Here is the full version of the song: Iterente, Obi(2x) Ile awolowo, gbogbo wa la mo be. Ati jeran nibe. Ati jeja nibe. lol. |
tgmservice:Here am I bros. I see Ibrahimovic and Di Maria trying to intimidate, but when I see Hazard, equation gets balanced. No shaking blues. KTBFFH. |
Sheggy13:Exactly my point! PSG can never win Chelsea in any of the two legs! |
slam7000:but I have made my own prophecies since January 1, 2016 nah. So how is it my concern that Man city is no more good in February or how is it my concern that 'hot' PSG suddenly began to quarrel in February 14 when I have prophesied Chelsea qualifying ahead of them since January 1, or is it Suarez scoring a goal meant for Messi from the penalty spot? I have already said my own since January 1, so if something start happening to their heads in February, how is it my concern? And pls don't hold me responsible if perchance Vardy had injury for the rest of the season because Ighalo and Lukaku must top the h.g.s chart because I don't know anything about all these. Thanks. Edited: Now I think I can understand your points. You didn't check the date I made the 18 prophecies. It wasn't last week or this week but on the 1st of January this year when Juventus was still around sixth position on the table, Tottenham was still fourth on the table, Suarez was still third h.g.s in la liga, Man utd has not won in 8 consecutive games and Chelsea has not won a game with Hiddink. So four of the prophecies has come to pass already: Man utd ended their unbeaten runs in their first game in January as I said, Chelsea didn't lose a game in January, Benitez was sacked and Messi won the world best(this one is so simple, lol). |
slam7000:I am a scientist who believed in the existence of spirits. You know the kind of spirit that makes you say 'Eureka!' after putting your brain to use for a long while. And where did I write that Man city will not lose at home to Tottenham and Leicester City? |
slam7000:That's a blatant lie my friend. I checked my dictionary and didn't see in there where it must be divinely inspired. Also, I don't wish to go into this deceptive world to join myself with all these deceptive pastors. I am science-oriented and I will work towards that line. I'd rather teach people how I'm doing it with my brain and sleeplessness than extort monies from other people like all our prophets do. I am in the experimental stage right now and if it works 100%, I will try to liberate people from being under the spell of their pastors who used their brains to bring down prophecies like I do too. I like Albert Einstein's quote: 'Use your brain, don't leave it idle.' |
igwe44:And again let me tell you something... I see scores in the past in dreams, sometimes it comes to pass and sometimes it fails. Then all I did was to try detect which one is real and which one is fake. Therefore, immediately I began to know real vision from mere dream, my confidence grew to a 100% and I share the real visions online and the doubtful dreams I keep silent about them. That's why things are working for me this year. Now for Chelsea vs PSG here is what I heard: 1-1 2-1 Hearing that sets me into confusion as well, and it seems hard for me to know when the 1-1 will come to reality and when the 2-1 when also be. But I heard 1-1, 2-1 in this order with which I write it. If I don't hear or see, I won't paste it here. |
igwe44:Remember I told you in one of my responses to you that there is no crime in trying. I started from mere guesswork, failing and failing until the spirit from the world beyond took over when I won't stop trying. Ask Thomas Edison how many times he has failed before he began to succeed. Fact is when you start succeeding, failures vamoose forever. Ask Jesus, the son of the Carpenter and he will tell you how people dug into his past also to say 'Are you not the ordinary son of a carpenter?' Such is nature my brother, Igwe44. I started with guesswork, but since January 1, 2016 when the spirit took over, failure departed. |
slam7000:Did u see d 18 prophecies? Has anyone of them failed yet? Anyway, there is no gravity attached to the word prophecy, only that religious people have customised the word to mean 'relaying God's message' but I tell you NO! Check your dictionary if PROPHECY has any other meaning than telling the future. Even if a herbalist tells the future, he is a TRUE PROPHET as long as it comes to pass. Anyway, I get the revelation of anything I have been posting from January 1, 2016 before I post them online, unlike before, yet I can't tell you who actually is telling me or showing me the results because I don't know who and I don't care to know who. |
slam7000:When did Chelsea start being in the right form and psg having problem? Was my prophecy not made since JANUARY 1 when the reverse was the case? Also, I like the way u stated the way one should make prophecy and I pray to be taken to that height. But as for now, all I see is score, score, score and nothing more. Maybe if i try harder i will start seeing who scores and at what time. Thanks for the challenge bro. |
slam7000:That's exactly what I am saying. It starts with doing it for fun and then the real spirit takes over and you get amazed. If you see Chelsea prevail over PSG, maybe you will believe that I have actually received the real calling right now. |
slam7000:That was before I got the real calling on 1st of January this year. Everybody tries and failed in the past until the real thing comes up. Ask Thomas Edison this and he will tell you. If you don't give up on trying, the spirit will take it up someday...a reason why we have all the inventions in the world. |
slam7000:They can never lose to PSG! It is very very impossible! Arsenal can't see a single draw against Barcelona. That is another impossible thing to say. But Chelsea choosing to win 1-2 first leg and drawing 1-1 return leg is a possibility because the world beyond gave no specific order for the draw and the win, but whatever way, PSG will never see a win over CHELSEA FC! |
slam7000:That's what I said earlier too. Pls help me tell them o! Laffing in Swahili. |
Austeenx:Yes, you are my man!! |
MrWhaley:What if the 2-1 win in favour of Chelsea comes to pass in the first leg instead of a draw, will you still take me for a prophet or count me as a fake? |
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE READ THIS NEWS: ************************************************[quote author= ]Chelsea have been handed a Champions League boost with Paris Saint-Germain embroiled in a remarkable row ahead of the first leg of their knockout-stage tie. The French club have suspended right-back Serge Aurier indefinitely after he insulted boss Laurent Blanc on video, suggesting the coach was involved in sexual activity with star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic . Aurier, a key player in the PSG side, also aimed derogatory comments at keeper Salvatore Sirigu, defender Gregory van der Wiel and striker Edinson Cavani. The club’s senior pros are said to have refused to play alongside the 23-year-old Ivory Coast international again. And furious PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi has also suggested Aurier is finished at the club, who host the Blues on Tuesday night in the first leg of a Champions League last-16 tie. source: www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-boost-psg-suspend-star-7371298[/quote]Can a divided PSG win a united Chelsea? |
What if Chelsea wins PSG 1-2 in the first leg? Will I still be called a false prophet? The likes of Igwe44 and co. will quickly and readily storm this place to crucify me if CHELSEA wins PSG 1-2 in their own backyard. Laughing in Fulani. That is the extent to which someone can be driven with doubt. See y'all on Tuesday night!!! Believe the GREAT PROPHET of BALL and PROSPER! |
SUAREZ is doing the thing.
Welldone Suarez, the upcoming LIGA BBVA TOPSCORER ACCORDING TO PROPHECY. |
slam7000:Please don't do as if you didn't read or understand my definition of USELESS WINS. Let me go and quote myself where I said something like that: [quote author= Otemanuduno]otemanudun: . Now that my curse is back on Arsenal, they shall win useless wins and lose to fall. [size=16pt]Useless wins are wins that don't really count. Wins that does not increase your position on the table.[/size] This is even more painful. ARSENAL, THOU ART CURSED BY THE ORDER OF OTEMANUDUNO!!![/quote] |
augster:You are quoting me out of context sir/ma. I only said Arsenal will win useless wins that will not elevate their positions from the EPL TABLE. Wait let me go and quote myself. otemanudun: . Now that myThat's what I said. So after Arsenal won Leicester today, did their position on the EPL TABLE increase? Okay let me go and check the EPL table if Arsenal's position has changed from 3rd to 2nd on EPL TABLE. |
slam7000:Why can't you also try to wish a score today and see how easy it is to 'wish' and get it. Igwe44 who wished 3-1 for his club today, pls tell me the outcome. |
slam7000:No sir, you are very wrong about the curse. Here is the curse I lay on them... otemanuduno: This is what you said on January 30, yet |
slam7000:No sir, you are very wrong about the curse. Here is the curse I lay on them... otemanuduno: This is what you said on January 30, yet |
igwe44:Why can't you go and open your Arsenal prophecies thread somewhere else? So what do you think about Arsenal vs Barcelona? However some of your 'prophecies' have failed within a short period of time. You said 3-1 for Arsenal but it didn't work. I prayed 5-1 for Newcastle and the world beyond answered my prayer. That is the difference between true and false prophecies. |
slam7000:I am not a biased prophet my brother. Even though you tempt me to prophesy what I didn't see, I won't do it. The ones I see I say. You are not the only one who needs Leicester to drop point, I need it badly more than you that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of by the GREAT PROPHET OF BALL that Tottenham will win the EPL |
igwe44:But you said 3-1 or didn't I see well? |
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