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How To Defeat Manchester United:

Wear Blue Jersey, that's all[Chelsea vs Man utd 1-0; Everton vs Man utd 3-0

How To Defeat GEJ in A Free And Fair Election:

Let his wife keep talking, that's all

How To Defeat Chelsea Anyday, Anytime In European Games

Wear a white and red striped Jersey, that's all [reference: Athletics Madrid]

How To Disturb Chelsea Anyday, Anytime in EPL

[b]Still Wear the same white and red striped Jersey [Reference: Sunderland vs Chelsea 2013/2014: 2-1; Sunderland vs Chelsea 2014/2015: 0-0; Southampton vs Chelsea 1-1(twice)

How To Keep The Mouths Of Your Enemies Shut Forever

Jega them, that's all, that's all[reference: Nigeria Decide: Jega vs Godsday]

How To Reverse All The Negative Prophecies From A Prophet

Call The Prophet Back on phone, that's all[Reference: Prophet Johnson Suleman]

How To Become A Prophet In Nigeria

Predict 50 Probable Things And When 20 Come To Pass You Are A Prophet, That's All
[Reference: Prophet Johnson Suleman]

How To Be Well-Known 1:

[b]Make a CD of hell fire you visited and sell, that's all [Reference: Linda who saw Hell and told her testi'money'

How To Be Well Known 2:

When Everybody Say Cow, You Say Donkey, That's all[reference: Orubebe]

How To Go Viral On Youtube

[b]Blow bad bad grammars, that's all [Reference: Patience Jonathan]

How To Defeat Arsenal In UCL

[b]Beat them black and blue in the first leg, that's all[References: AC vs Arsenal 4-0, Bayern vs Arsenal 3-1 Monaco vs Arsenal 3-1]

How To Make Liverpool Walk Alone

[b]Send a Man utd and an Arsenal To Them in Quick succession

How To Dissolve A Goliath Fellaini of Your Life

Let Zouma do the work, that's all


You can add yours

Lemme support Jona's action for the first time since CHIBOK's girls were arrested

Buh that no mean say I no go still dig it out with the Nairaland TANOIDS sha

Am I d only one seeing a set of twins right and left of the man?

FastShipping:
I am not against death penalty for drug barons but I have problem with some of these countries executing Africans for drug offences and sparing the lives of Americans or other westerners who have committed same crime. Our government needs to start rounding up citizens of Indonesia, Malaysia and others and start charging them arbitrarily so we can use that to negotiate freedom of our people on death row in those countries.

Until Nigeria can become a country, the citizens will keep suffering. Nigeria no get mouth nah because even our leaders threat us like third citizens

Up CHELSEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!

Toh!

Barcanista: [size=18pt]
Obasanjo's 1976/79 Ministers boasts that Obasanjo could not boast of more that N20,000 as at 1998. Obasanjo was just too clean that even the BBC described him as "incorruptible Nigeria leader" in 1999

Pls barcanista can u give me a link to where BBC declared OBJ as too clean and having #20,000 in the account? If you can't provide such link then you are the GREATEST LIE that ever happened to PROPAGANDA[/size]

Everton 3 vs Man utd

[size=18pt]WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT MANCHESTER UNITED

Wear Blue Cloth, dat's all!!! [/size]

[size=18pt]there is a new word in the dictionary...BLUEJERSEYPHOBIA

Meaning: Fear of blue JERSEY

That's the problem of Man utd at the moment [/size]

Everton 3 vs Man utd

[size=18pt]WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT MANCHESTER UNITED

Wear Blue Cloth, dat's all!!! [/size]

[size=18pt]How Man United Will Not Qualify For Champions League Next Season

Man utd will end in 4th position in EPL
They will play playoff with Roma for the UCL and they will lose and end up not qualifying for the UCL [/size]

[size=14pt]Click [url=https://www.nairaland.com/do_share?post=33124897&redirect=%2F2254873%2Feverton-vs-manchester-united-today%2333124897&session=BB00137BB1AA909193BBFF0B6D84D2C0B9C9457DE63512C5933A365B1861E7CD]share[/url] if you believe Man utd will lose [/size]

We did online votes in hundreds of websites and Buhari kept winning all. We went to the newspaper stands to seek opinions and Buhari kept winning all. We visited the markets to hear their say, all kept mentioning CHANGE! We visited estates to sample their opinion and it was Buhari they wanted. We visited the young and old and they didn't seize to shout CHANGE.

THE HAUSAS, THE YORUBAS, AND THE MIDDLE BELTS, ALL THEY WANTED WAS CHANGE. NOW FINALLY, THE ELECTION CAME AND CHANGE CAME YET SOME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVED THAT IT WAS RIGGED IN FAVOUR OF THE APC. NOW LET US DO ANOTHER ONLINE POLLS AND BUHARI WILL STILL WIN...


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wakacome:
shoro niyen??Keep consoling yourself...sorry**ndo***pele***....

@topic,I do not take bode george seriously,a man that could not win for his party at his own polling unit.....dem dey call animals wey get horn snail sef dey show face...

Maybe dey also rigged him out in his own policing unit too

The man is funny.

KingTom:
otemanuduno see this one o

lol

amoduganja:
Eediot! Charles Taylor that was betrayed by the incestuous OBJ just to buy his own freedom. America has suddenly become the official jailer of African leaders. Why not ask yourself, What is America looking for? Libya is still unstable since their evil plan of removing Ghadaffi succeeded.

jail em all America pls jail em all

What is d meaning of CONCEDED DEFEAT SEF?

They said GEJ conceded defeat and people are happy about it. Na wah for Nigeria my country o!

Last time I checked, all d African leaders who didn't concede defeat were destroyed by America.
Saddam Hussein an Asian guy who didn't concede defeat was relegated to the background.
See Gaddafi and the exemplary GBAGBO 'plus including' Charles Taylor; they made strong head and ended up in d cell sharing tears and shouting chai! Diarisgodo!
I guess Jona is the wisest, didn't want GEJ to bring food for him in prison, so he quickly did the needful.

Check my signature below to see more.

Tanoids are always pained by everything...

Buhari gets in Tanoids are expecting his failure
See a mallam who did what he could do to be known, TANOIDS are bothering their heads over him again. Na wa o.

Charles NoFear abi wetin be ur name Jere? Wetin b your problem gan naa? Hashimu trek concern u again? If e pain u why u nor fit try trek am to confirm how many days it will take, or why you nor fit use the satellite wey Jona your god launch to monitor Hashimu movement?

You are now drinking panadol extra ontop the mallam matter. Chai! Diarisgodo!!!

K

ayusco85:
It was de gea's first season. He conceeded the 6 goals against man city in 2011

But de gea is also a good keeper nah

MrMcJay:
Ok

Looks more like Last supper.

Taah! Looks like mourning

ayusco85:
edwin van dar saar never had it this bad

I can't remember who kept the 6-1 man utd lost against Man City. Is it De gea or who?