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Saturday(seventh day adventists) don't even get recognised by lala and seun, yet you are complaining. As far as I'm concerned, Sunday makes frontpage every day of the week with news of rape, pastornizing(womanizing), ritualizing, witch hunting, miracle-staging, false testimonying and lots more.

wolesmile:
OtemATum, get outta this thread.
felixomor, any counter argument?
plapville, truthman2012, bennyann, ScienceWatch, DoctorAlien, Analice107, parisbookaddict, oaroloye, ishilove, alBHAGDADI, and others, iamgenius has brought food o!
enilove, I'm a lil busy now. Address the passages quoted. Perhaps they were taken out of contest, who knows. But on the ones you quoted, we will discuss them at length.
I dey come.

What I do

enilove:
But God know me , He knows my ancestors with their name , where they were born and age they were when they died.
God knows everything about me .
He knows what I am going to become if I keep his commandments .


It is the Holy Spirit that dwells in us. And he doesn't dwell in the body of a liar, formictor ,gossiper , adolater etc.


If you believe in God Almighty , the Creator of heaven and the earth , you will believe in Jesus.

Yes, God knows everything about you which you write up here, I didn't argue that with you. But God is not a gossip who will reveal things about on person to another person for no good reason. I don't knoe if Yahweh does gossiping, but God Almighty his father will not do such. He leaves us to use our brains to achieve all things.

DeadRat:
hahahahaha a God Also Revealed Mine To Me. Its Just That I Made Mine Into A Story because I Know Its Just Imaginations same As Yours ... Dont get Carried Away With All These. Dont let Your Own Write Up Take Control Of You... I Have One Which I Titled "Tale Of A God" and Another Titled C.L.A.W... I Imagine A Great Hollywood Movie From What You Wrote... You Need To Stop And Think All These Over Again... I Dont Have A Smart Phone I Would Have Emailed You some Part Of One Of My Works... Its Nothing Serious Bro... You Are Talented, that Your Work Is Really Great. Will Make A Great Action, Sci-fi extraterrestial Mythology movie. I Will go Read Up Some More

if that's how I can imagine things, I'd be making much dough out of stories before now. Well, my mission is not to make earthly riches, but to make psychological gain is what I'm here for. To lead my people out of mind slavery of Yahweh and Allah to a reality of brain-using. I am Otem of truth

enilove:
God knows all things ,if He is dwelling in you, can you tell me little about myself. My age , profession ,number of children etc.

No I cannot tell you about yourself because you cannot tempt THE LORD YOUR GOD.

DeadRat:
I Opened That Link And Read Through. You Are A Very Good Writer, i Know You Wrote That From Your Imagination... It Can Make A Great Movie... I Can Write Something Like This. As A Matter Of Fact I Have Some Works similar To this

I didn't write it from my imagination. It is what god Atum revealed to me. However, can I see that thing you said you wrote similar to that? I'd be happy to read thru it. Thanks.

DeadRat:
the Woman Was Not Suffering From kwashiokor. She Was Suffering From Something Else. A Sickness That Didnt Allow Her Walk. It Rendered The Legs Useless

how did you know she couldn't walk earlier? Do you know her one on one before that time? And if you actually think that was a miracle and you refuse to take all these beggars we see with paralysed leg to where they could have received their healing, then you are a very wicked being. As in eeeh...you saw that kind of miracle with your eyes and since then, you haven't helped someone in need of that by conveying him there, hmmm...
Permit me to quote the bible that says, he who knows how to do good and doeth it not, to him it is a sin.

How many lame people have you taken to Adeboye after seeing that raw meeracle?

chrisnwoke1:
YOU MAY NOT HAVE TIME MY BROTHER.
TIME IS TICKING.

REPENT FAST BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST IS COMING AGAIN.

HELL IS REAL, HEAVEN IS REAL

Hell fire has been quenched by the light of God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh. Heaven is only one of the uncountable afterlives of fun in the inner universe. It's boring though. I'd prefer better afterlives.

realmindz:
You you are indeed a genius...hahahaha

Many feeble minds will fall for this trick.

Sometimes later, I can use these tricks to stage all sorts of fake miracles like the pastors do. When many feeble minds would have fallen, then I'll reveal the tricks used. This will free many gullible minds from the hands of this wolves in suits

I always think of doing this trick exactly as you've just said, but you know what? Even after making your intention known, they'll still call for your head. When I was serving in the village, I saw many children who are like this. They didn't feed well, so they had thin legs, but big stomachs and thin necks. Surprisingly, their legs could carry their potbellies and their thin necks could carry their big heads.

@ deadrat, have you ever seen a kwashiokor patient before? How come his thin legs and thin necks could carry his big stomach and big head? Food for thought

DeadRat:
hahahahaha... This Is Funny. I Will Read Your Doctrines... WHERE does The God Reside... Since Yaweh resides In Heaven.

He/it resides in everything.

enilove:
Since you refuse to also see the glaring proof that God exists then you don't exist as well.

I am not an atheist. I know that God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah, Mazda, Vishnu, Moloch, Atum and all things exist. According to the Doctufos of truth, God Almighty is not a separate entity from us. It lives in us all. God is Love.

enilove:
It is not meant for you because you are not existing.

Why do you say I'm not existing when my typing on here is a glaring proof that I am? Or do you take me for fictitious Jesus who's a fictitious character?

It's only in Nigeria anybody who faints and regains consciousness is termed a returnee from the land of the dead. MrZenographer, you be doctor who certified her dead?

enilove:
There places in the Bible that says Jesus Christ is God.

1---- Isaiah 9:6-7 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. [7] Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the Lord of hosts will perform this.

2- ---- Revelation 1:7-8 KJV
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. [8] I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

LOL, the works of drunk Esias

DeadRat:
THE LEGS WERE CLEARLY WEAK AND COULDNT CARRY THAT BODY

See the children with weak legs below. They can all walk as you can see one of them with a bicycle. These are the type of people pastors locate and pay their parents some money to use their children.

DeadRat:
at Rccg... Redemption camp... 3years Back... Pastor Adeboye said Let The Holy Spirit Take Over... In 5secs there Was Screaming and Celebrations as a Crippled old Woman Got Up and Started Walking, a Man Who Got Stroke Was Was Up And Active

Oh, I have seen that false miracle in the inner world. Hahahaha More of such will be revealed in the DOCTUFOS of truth. For the so-called crippled woman, was she on wheelchair? If she waswants on wheelchair and she rose up, it is the easiest miracle to perform. This is how: get a wheelchair and look for someone with funny twisted legs who can still walk or limp. Get him to sit on the wheelchair and pray. Let him rise up while you are praying. That's settled.
For stroke stuff, it can be easily acted. Anybody ajepako suffering person can walk in slow motion and then begin to walk well immediately after the mention of the scam name Jesus.

See below for how Yiga made up miracles

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 216:16-35

16. Now I shall involve little children of three to five years in this. And by the innocent and tenderness of such children, no one shall suspect them to be acting. Indeed they shall not even act, but they shall appear as natural as possible.
17. Now Yiga said, I shall go and find a child whose sleep is as serious as death. And this shall I use to perform my miracles. For there are children who sleeps so deeper, moving not their bodies in sleep.
18. And to wake them up, shall it not take the sprinkling of water continuously on their faces? And some of them do not wake up easily but by kicking and beating them hard.
19. Now Yiga went and sought for a mother whose child can sleep soundly without snoring. And he said to her, bring your child when he is asleep. And I shall see if what I have planned shall work out.
20. And if it does, then consider yourself wealthy already. Now Miremba was a very poor homo who lived in a village at Kampal. And she said, man of god, do whatever you wish with my child.
21. And when the child was fast asleep, Yiga said, bring him to me and lay him on the floor. And Miremba did so. And the child did not know anything, for he slept deeply as his manner was.
22. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little child such that he was naked, yet he did not move his body. And Yiga poured water on his body and he began to awake slowly. And Yiga said, I shall try him two more times and if it is the same, then your child shall fetch you money and make you rich.
23. So Yiga tried the child two more times when he was asleep. And it was the same.
24. Now Yiga went and declared a crusade in the whole of Buganda. And the woman sat in his office with the baby until he was asleep. And when he had slept deeply, she brought the baby to the midst of the people and began to cry about, my son is dead!
25. And Yiga said, unstrap him from your back and lay him down on the bare floor, for God is going to do a miracle today. And she did so, weeping. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little baby, yet he did not awake.
26. And Yiga said to his servants, give me a bottle of the holy water. And when they had given him, he opened it and began to pray into it.
27. And he said, god of Abrahama, Isaak and Yacob, let your power be seen today and let the whole world know that you are God. And Yiga poured the water on the face of the child continually, shouting the name of Jesus.
28. And the child awake, weeping. And it was all natural, for it did not appear as anything stated, for the child was ignorant of all of it.
29. And the fame of Yiga spread throughout Aferk, for he began to have more members coming to his church. And he became wealthier, feeding on the money of the people who flocked to his church like sheep. For they paid tithes, offerings and bought the water for cosmic prices, thinking that the water had any power in it.
30. Now a homo whose mother was blind, when he saw what was manifested in the church of Yiga, took her blind mother there. But those who guarded Yiga did not allow the homo and her mother to meet Yiga the trickster, for they knew what they were doing.
31. And for one month, the homo and his mother kept on going to the place, spending money buying the things in the church, but they could not get to the pastor.
32. Now Yiga loved many women. And he slept with many of them. And he slept with Namazi and Kayima and Sara and Ruth and Nasitche and many other female homos of the land.
33. And many of them died in sorrow of the heart, but Yiga prospered more and more, because he had known himself to be a god who can control the minds of people and go free.
34. For the world is about minds. And those who have the minds of great thinkers and psychological richness make those of lower thinking faculty like the sheep serve and please them without any repercussion.
35. Is this not the same with a homo who knows how to tame and slaughter all manner of farm animals without any repercussion?

DeadRat:
This Is Weird? Where Did These Doctrines You Have Come From. What Religion

No religion, it comes from Atum, the god of science, the brother of Yahweh and Allah.
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

zionmade1:
U sound too angry and frustrated. Hope suicide is not ur next line of action.
Or rather did the bomb they strapped on u fail to detonate and u are missing ur 72 virgins already?.
If u want to kill urself, pm i have a free rope for u. U cant be suffering on earth wen u have 72 virgins (out of which 36 are 9 yr old kids and 36 are virgin widows) waiting for u in ur heaven (AKA hell)

it hasn't gotten to that yet na. He's speaking from the content of the book he believes. It's a free world. Not all muslims are violent. I still have muslim friends.

iamgenius:
Get out of here Item, you are not a Christian. Let me deal with them first.

Will Allah throw billions of christians in hell fire for regarding him as Satan?

DeadRat:
Are You Sayin There Is A God After Jehovah. Whats His Name

The name of God ALMIGHTY who created Jehovah, Allah and all religious gods are known in the Seriot language which the keyboard here doesn't have its letters. But don't worry, the seriot language will be recoded and made into alphabet for easy pronunications. Just be patient till then.

See confusion in the body of Abrahamic religions

DeadRat:
Dont Decieve your Self. God Is God. Jehovah. Alpha. Rohi. He Goes By So Many Names..

lol, God is God, that I agree with you, but he doesn't go by the name Jehovah, because Jehovah is just a creature of this GREAT GOD. I will give you a reference from the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH.

Doctufos: mystery of the cosmic creator (MCC) 1: 11-14

11. And God Almighty began to imagine how everything would go. And the imagination of God was unlimited, for he reasoned and imagined all things at once.
12. And the things which he imagined also are filled with Imaginations. And so continues endless imaginations.
13. And by one fragment of the imagination of God, there exist some beings. And these beings have similarities with God in his light form.
14. Now the names of some of these creatures of God are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Alla, Nymphidis who is also called Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

asuustrike2009:
Don't worry you will be arrested soon.I know your type already

if the 'soon' of fictitious Jesus returning to the earth has already spanned 2017 years after the fictitious story began, then I have no need to worry because your 'soon' could last for the next '2017-and-still-counting' number of years. Then I possibly must have been reincarnated to the world or other places five times. L l. Christian's soon is laughable though

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asuustrike2009:
You're the next to be humbled

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pls? I love challenges. Below is the song I composed after winning Yahweh in a psychological contest like this:

OtemAtum: A Rhyme of Otem, composed when Abubakar Muyiwa challenged him to a Contest in the name of his god Yahweh : Yahweh vs Otem (The Power Contest)

It's time for another psychological contest
A challenge from Muyiwa Abubakar to test,
The power of fictitious Jesus on Atum's best
It's gonna bring the mighty fun of July to rest
As the D-day is the wonderful day of rest
It will be Saturday July 29 in the Nigerian South West
Who are going to to be our special guests?
As we make fun of Yahweh the evil beast.
Yahweh the stain of peace and the evil yeast
Whose words enslaved the minds of those who should be blest
Making humanity have the mindsets of the pests

It's not the first time Otem is making a mockery of this Yahweh
In the case of Arinze Goddy who thinks that using threats is the way
But ended up being the one left in total dismay
I'm sorry because I've tried to be silent on such funny display
Which left that user of Urim in total disarray
But I've got to bring it up again for the sake of today
For the purpose of this wonderfully written rhyme for the DeeJay
It was the story of how he prophesied against Otem to say
"You'll beg for bread within Twenty-One days from today"
I was glad because the prophecy made my day
And on July 7 the wonderful deadline D-day
I was here again putting recharge cards and money on display
And the prophesier himself ended up begging after two days
With his account number publicly on Nairaland display

It reminds me also of the case of Samuel Ekwueme the scammer
Who thinks that by duping the sheeple he would hammer
And sincerely he was doing his job well as the spammer
Who spams the Internet with his false testimonies like a dreamer
And when I told everyone he's a scammer he stammers
And he called me to plead for mercy and a cool of my temper.
Thinking that his scamming jobs I could hamper.
Okay I'm not actually a rapper
Therefore I'll cut my wrapper according to the cloth with the draper
This is to say I won't go into this story deeper
But I'll conclude by telling you the end of the story of Ekwueme the duper
He's currently on the run while at every news he sees he scampers
Fearing that he would soon be made to wear the prison slippers


Now GoodMuyis aka Abubakar Muyiwa the prophet
Today is the D-day to be humbled by Yahweh the puppet
But it didn't happen as Yahweh is caught in a spiritual net
Come and see me hit his head with a mallet
And dump my fat solid poo in his mouth like a toilet
Who is Yahweh where god Otem is making him his pet?
I have made the change of the brains of the gullible my target.
And Yahweh is left with no option than to regret.
I am sweeping all bad gods under the carpet
Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Mazda shall I put in my waste basket
And leave them there for the generations to come in the sunset
Come join me to sing the song of victory blowing the trumpets
Sing from the corners of your houses to the markets
As we dump all the evil gods of the evil books in the caskets.

asuustrike2009:
You're the next to be humbled

date pls? I love challenges.

Settingz321:
I see the world coming to an end very soon



Only virgins would be pained

what is your comment having in connection with the topic? I don't see the world coming to an end soon

Stlawr:
All miracle are not fake my dear. Am a living miracle. The existence of fake doesn't mean there is no original.

pls share your miracle and lemme share mine.

hopefulLandlord:
Nah, only the sheeples would call this miracle

everything is a miracle to people like you

1. in a road accident, nobody died

Sheeples: This is a miracle, our god is great

2. everyone died, except one person who survived unscathed

Sheeples: your surviving the accident that killed everyone else is a miracle, look at you, not even an injury, Praise god!!!!

3. same thing as number 2 except this time the person that survived did so with broken ribs, lost a leg, broke his hands, lacerated his liver, punctured his kidney, lost an eye and is unconscious in ICU

Sheeples: Its a miracle he survived, others died; thank god he's still alive

4. everyone died

Sheeples: Its a miracle Mr. Timothy was sick and didn't board the bus, he would've died with these people, our god is a miracle worker


the problem with thinking like the sheeples is that "When everything is a miracle, nothing is a miracle"

Yesterday I was helping someone out of a crushed vehicle. She came out with no injury. She didn't even remember to thank any of we rescuers. All she was saying is that she was going to her church to share testimony. The thing weak me.

I agree with the OP on this. All miracles in Jesus name are fake. Here is one among many fake miracles.

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 216:13-35
13. Now Anoni and Otem spoke many deep things. And they spoke concerning the tricks which the bishops and pastors of religion used to make people believe that they could do miracles.
14. And Otem said, Anoni, hear this trick which Yiga of Kawaala did. For I saw him when I was in the inner world. And I shook my head when I saw how the homos of Aferk were being deceived in large number.
15. Now Otem said, Yiga sat down to ponder deep concerning a new trick which he shall use. And when he meditated, an idea came into his head. And he said, if we perform the tricks of raising the dead, the enlightened people say, it is a stage play.
16. Now I shall involve little children of three to five years in this. And by the innocent and tenderness of such children, no one shall suspect them to be acting. Indeed they shall not even act, but they shall appear as natural as possible.
17. Now Yiga said, I shall go and find a child whose sleep is as serious as death. And this shall I use to perform my miracles. For there are children who sleeps so deeper, moving not their bodies in sleep.
18. And to wake them up, shall it not take the sprinkling of water continuoul on their faces? And some of them do not wake up easily but by kicking and beating them hard.
19. Now Yiga went and sought for a mother whose child can sleep soundly without snoring. And he said to her, bring your child when he is asleep. And I shall see if what I have planned shall work out.
20. And if it does, then consider yourself wealthy already. Now Miremba was a very poor homo who lived in a village at Kampal. And she said, man of god, do whatever you wish with my child.
21. And when the child was fast asleep, Yiga said, bring him to me and lay him on the flood. And Miremba did so. And the child did not know anything, for he slept deeply as his manner was.
22. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little child such that he was Unclad, yet he did not move his body. And Yiga poured water on his body and he began to awake slowly. And Yiga said, I shall try him two more times and if it is the same, then your child shall fetch you money and make you rich.
23. So Yiga tried the child two more times when he was asleep. And it was the same.
24. Now Yiga went and declared a crusade in the whole of Buganda. And the woman sat in his office with the baby until he was asleep. And when he had slept deeply, she brought the baby to the midst of the people and began to cry about, my son is dead!
25. And Yiga said, unstrap him from your back and lay him down on the bare floor, for God is going to do a miracle today. And she did so, weeping. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little baby, yet he did not awake.
26. And Yiga said to his servants, give me a bottle of the holy water. And when they had given him, he opened it and began to pray into it.
27. And he said, god of Abrahama, Isaak and Yacob, let your power be seen today and let the whole world know that you are God. And Yiga poured the water on the face of the child continually, shouting the name of Jesus.
28. And the child awake, weeping. And it was all natural, for it did not appear as anything acted, for the child was ignorant of all of it.
29. And the fame of Yiga spread throughout Aferk, for he began to have more members coming to his church. And he became wealthier, feeding on the money of the people who flocked to his church like sheep. For they paid tithes, offerings and bought the water for costly prices, thinking that the water had any power in it.
30. Now a homo whose mother was blind, when he saw what was manifested in the church of Yiga, took her blind mother there. But those who guarded Yiga did not allow the homo and her mother to meet Yiga the trickster, for they knew what they were doing.
31. And for one month, the homo and his mother kept on going to the place, spending money buying the things in the church, but they could not get to the pastor.
32. Now Yiga loved many women. And he slept with many of them. And he slept with Namazi and Kayima and Sara and Ruth and Nasitche and many other female homos of the land.
33. And many of them died in sorrow of the heart, but Yiga prospered more and more, because he had known himself to be a god who can control the minds of people and go free.
34. For the world is about minds. And those who have the minds of great thinkers and psychological richness make those of lower thinking faculty like the sheep serve and please them without any repercussion.
35. Is this not the same with a homo who knows how to tame and slaughter all manner of farm animals without any repercussion

sorextee:
You waking up everyday is a miracle.
You, despite adding those numbers behind JESUS CHRIST(your moniker), my personal Lord and savior and still sleep and wake up peacefully the next day is GRACE and MERCY.

Hmmm... the gullibility level of this one wears khaki

asuustrike2009:
The day you become proud you will humbled by God almighty. By then you will understand better.

God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah and their brothers doesn't humbled people. If he does, then he would have humbled Yahweh when he became rebellion and proud millions of years ago.

Chapter Two Hundred and Sixteen

1. Now Otem spent much time with little children, teaching them how to develop their brains. And he draw diagrams of the brains in many places in his school. And the children took their times to meditate upon the images sometimes, so that it would activate some parts of their brains.
2. Now a day came when Otem began to think and imagine, saying, can there not be a little homo who knows the map of the world in his head? Can there not be he who is filled with psychical powers?
3. And Otem meditated continually upon that thought. And when he fell asleep, he had a clear dream. And he flew without wings until he had reached a place. And when he went down, he found a little male child.
4. And the child said, who are you? And Otem said, I am Adinoi. And the child said, I am Anoni. I am a child of only seven years old, but I have the appearance of an old homo.
5. And Otem said, you must be he whom my heart desires to see. Is my flesh not in the outer world on my bed? But my inner self left my outer self in the outer world and came to seek after you.
6. And Anoni said, I have heard of you also, that you shall be the one to come and set Aferk free from mind slavery. And I said in my meditation, let me see he who shall come to set Aferk free from gullibility and sheepishness.
7. And I lost consciousness in the outer world to gain it here. And I flew to this place. Now have I seen you and I am glad.
8. Now Otem said, tell me Anoni, what are the special things you can do? And Anoni said, I know the maps of every land in my head. And I know also the history of many places of the world.
9. I can perform the trick of walking on water also. I can imagine things and they happen not long after. I can perform the illusions of bringing things which are in the inner world here to the outer world of physicality.
10. Now Otem said, we are more like each other. For I can see within my head the happenings of billions of years ago. I can play music of the past and the future with my head.
11. I can watch all the things which had been acted, for I have folders within my head where they are all stored. I can compose a song within thirty seconds. For I do things readily as if they were preplanned even when they are not.
12. Now Anoni said, it is you whom the people of the past have spoken of. Otem, the son of the gods of Aferk, who shall make known the history of the world.
13. Now Anoni and Otem spoke many deep things. And they spoke concerning the tricks which the bishops and pastors of religion used to make people believe that they could do miracles.
14. And Otem said, Anoni, hear this trick which Yiga of Kawaala did. For I saw him when I was in the inner world. And I shook my head when I saw how the homos of Aferk were being deceived in large number.
15. Now Otem said, Yiga sat down to ponder deep concerning a new trick which he shall use. And when he meditated, an idea came into his head. And he said, if we perform the tricks of raising the dead, the enlightened people say, it is a stage play.
16. Now I shall involve little children of three to five years in this. And by the innocent and tenderness of such children, no one shall suspect them to be acting. Indeed they shall not even act, but they shall appear as natural as possible.
17. Now Yiga said, I shall go and find a child whose sleep is as serious as death. And this shall I use to perform my miracles. For there are children who sleeps so deeper, moving not their bodies in sleep.
18. And to wake them up, shall it not take the sprinkling of water continuoul on their faces? And some of them do not wake up easily but by kicking and beating them hard.
19. Now Yiga went and sought for a mother whose child can sleep soundly without snoring. And he said to her, bring your child when he is asleep. And I shall see if what I have planned shall work out.
20. And if it does, then consider yourself wealthy already. Now Miremba was a very poor homo who lived in a village at Kampal. And she said, man of god, do whatever you wish with my child.
21. And when the child was fast asleep, Yiga said, bring him to me and lay him on the floor. And Miremba did so. And the child did not know anything, for he slept deeply as his manner was.
22. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little child such that he was naked, yet he did not move his body. And Yiga poured water on his body and he began to awake slowly. And Yiga said, I shall try him two more times and if it is the same, then your child shall fetch you money and make you rich.
23. So Yiga tried the child two more times when he was asleep. And it was the same.
24. Now Yiga went and declared a crusade in the whole of Buganda. And the woman sat in his office with the baby until he was asleep. And when he had slept deeply, she brought the baby to the midst of the people and began to cry about, my son is dead!
25. And Yiga said, unstrap him from your back and lay him down on the bare floor, for God is going to do a miracle today. And she did so, weeping. And Yiga pulled off the cloth of the little baby, yet he did not awake.
26. And Yiga said to his servants, give me a bottle of the holy water. And when they had given him, he opened it and began to pray into it.
27. And he said, god of Abrahama, Isaak and Yacob, let your power be seen today and let the whole world know that you are God. And Yiga poured the water on the face of the child continually, shouting the name of Jesus.
28. And the child awake, weeping. And it was all natural, for it did not appear as anything acted, for the child was ignorant of all of it.
29. And the fame of Yiga spread throughout Aferk, for he began to have more members coming to his church. And he became wealthier, feeding on the money of the people who flocked to his church like sheep. For they paid tithes, offerings and bought the water for costly prices, thinking that the water had any power in it.
30. Now a homo whose mother was blind, when he saw what was manifested in the church of Yiga, took her blind mother there. But those who guarded Yiga did not allow the homo and her mother to meet Yiga the trickster, for they knew what they were doing.
31. And for one month, the homo and his mother kept on going to the place, spending money buying the things in the church, but they could not get to the pastor.
32. Now Yiga loved many women. And he slept with many of them. And he slept with Namazi and Kayima and Sara and Ruth and Nasitche and many other female homos of the land.
33. And many of them died in sorrow of the heart, but Yiga prospered more and more, because he had known himself to be a god who can control the minds of people and go free.
34. For the world is about minds. And those who have the minds of great thinkers and psychological richness make those of lower thinking faculty like the sheep serve and please them without any repercussion.
35. Is this not the same with a homo who knows how to tame and slaughter all manner of farm animals without any repercussion?