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Properties / Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ottohan: 2:20pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:


Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.
U must be a sadist

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Education / Re: What Is The Highest Monthly Salary You Have Had As A Sec Or Pry School Teacher? by ottohan: 12:42pm On Feb 28, 2021
saasala:

According to Robert Kiyosaki, you are not rich if you have money but don't have time and you are still poor if you have time and but not money. You must get to a stage where you can have time and money-that is true riches. A stage where you can determine what to do with your time.
Nice
Career / Re: Police Rescue 600 Kano Workers Locked For 3 Months In Rice Factory by ottohan: 3:34pm On Jun 23, 2020
JasonScoolari:
Another stylish way to recruit massive bandits into the region....

But God pass them.
Can you please explain further?

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Religion / Re: Prophet Paul Abam Caught Burying Charms In Someone's House In Cross River (Pics) by ottohan: 4:10pm On Jun 16, 2020
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Crime / Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by ottohan: 8:48am On Jun 15, 2020
BeLookingIDIOT:

You're slow if you still don't understand the point of the BLM protests
She was molested by a black man while d #BLM movement was going on, so whats ur point...u are the one being slow

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Health / Re: Soldiers Attack Borno COVID-19 Committee, One Dead by ottohan: 7:45am On Jun 14, 2020
OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Dem dn start to dey harass innocent covik19 committee shebi. But dem no dey get this power 4 boko boys side
You are too dull...
Phones / Re: Help My Redmi Is Acting Up by ottohan: 6:27pm On Jun 12, 2020
Jazzlite:

Yawns
Mumu
Health / Re: Coronavirus Is Real. My Friend, A Med Lab Scientist Just Died by ottohan: 6:06pm On Jun 07, 2020
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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by ottohan: 7:10pm On Jun 06, 2020
After updating my infinix note 7, I observed that this morning the fone has swollen up....I feel its the battery of the infinix....Can I replace the battery?
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie & Wife, Obehi Obhiseh Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary by ottohan: 7:03pm On Nov 17, 2018
Oyindidi:
That's your assignment, abeg leave me
cry
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie & Wife, Obehi Obhiseh Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary by ottohan: 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2018
Oyindidi:
Sick kid
How about telling the difference between, the circumference of a well and your.......?
Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie & Wife, Obehi Obhiseh Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary by ottohan: 6:51pm On Nov 17, 2018
Oyindidi:
Na watin this for my mention? angry
Can you tell me the difference between the thickness of a bathroom slippers and ur boobs?

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Inojie & Wife, Obehi Obhiseh Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary by ottohan: 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2018
Oyindidi:
Na Emu, Mrs Johnson be your wifegrin una two match walla.

Lucky lolo!
keep quiet
Celebrities / Re: John Abayomi To Sue Linda Ikeji If She Doesn’t Tender Apology Within 48hrs by ottohan: 6:26pm On Nov 17, 2018
Very good. Atleast, next time,she will think twice before publishing thrash
The bushmeat is now catching the hunter

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Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by ottohan: 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2018
omoregea:
until Umerou stop playing before that defence will have sense. he literally cost Nigeria lot of matches
is there any reasonable replacement?
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by ottohan: 2:36pm On Nov 17, 2018
EvelynSA:
Bafana Bafana you can do better than this � �
wtF angry

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Caught Lying On Twitter Over Nasarawa-Jos Road (Photos) by ottohan: 11:08am On Nov 17, 2018
Maycher:
Die baba
NL is filled with kids these days
Politics / Re: I Confess Election Results Have Been Written In My House Before --Chief Alekima by ottohan: 11:05am On Nov 17, 2018
shukuokukobambi:


See me see trouble o. I wrote something, you claim I made no sense. Why not shoiyour own sense by countering what I wrote?
that is why you are too dull...
I dont understand a thing u posted there...
So I urged you to explain ur sef...
If I dont understand a senseless post, how can I counter a senseless post like urs?
Politics / Re: I Confess Election Results Have Been Written In My House Before --Chief Alekima by ottohan: 11:01am On Nov 17, 2018
shukuokukobambi:


Can you go ahead and try to make your own sense?
what do you mean?
Explain ur sef
Politics / Re: I Confess Election Results Have Been Written In My House Before --Chief Alekima by ottohan: 10:59am On Nov 17, 2018
shukuokukobambi:
who no know that one before? cool

2015 Rivers state
PDP 1.4m. APC. 49k

In 2019, both parties added together will not get 500k

2015 Akwa Ibom
PDP 953k. APC. 70k or thereabouts

In 2019, both will not amount to 600k combined

2015 Delta state
PDP 1.2m APC 90k or thereabouts

In 2019, both will not get more than 600k combined


u are not making any sensr
Romance / Re: "Can I Get Pregnant After Giving Head?" - Teenagers Asked During Sex Education by ottohan: 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2018
MariaLavina:
Nawa oooo.

And some parents will not be aware of things going on in their wards' mind. If only Nigerian parents can stop being sanctimonious, distant and careless questions like these won't be direct to a stranger. undecided
keep quiet. Like as if you didnt do worse during ur teenage days
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Lai Mohammed N3.5m Monthly Feeding Of El-Zakzaky by ottohan: 10:22pm On Nov 16, 2018
Maycher:

Who is this fool? Apart from being stupid, what else are you good at?
I dont respond to retards like you...now see ur mates playing in the sand?..go and join them
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Lai Mohammed N3.5m Monthly Feeding Of El-Zakzaky by ottohan: 4:58pm On Nov 16, 2018
Maycher:
This government never disappoints. How can you feed an elderly man with 3.5m/month( no be say na young boy wey fit chop anyhow). How exactly did this useless government get into power?
#backtodaura is signed, sealed and about to be delivered.
shut your hole. You know nothing about politics..now run along kid
Celebrities / Re: Waconzy: “Gays And Lesbians Have Only HIV To Offer To The World” by ottohan: 2:48pm On Nov 16, 2018
bluefilm:
Another useless and stupid attention seeker.

Is it your HIV, if I may ask?

Ewu gambia.
[
tstx:
Illiterate
color=#770077]gays spotted [/color]

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Wears A Snake Jacket In Dubai (Photos) by ottohan: 11:02am On Nov 16, 2018

I tought he is married?
So whem he went to Dubai, he left his ring @ home

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Politics / Re: N2.5bn Fraud Uncovered In Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation by ottohan: 10:36pm On Nov 15, 2018
This is the one they use to pay BMC crew and other zombies

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Celebrities / Re: Is Davido Throwing Shades At Timaya? by ottohan: 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2018
I can see bits of food in that beard..yuck

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wanted Savings, Amaechi, Oshiomhole, Fashola, Akpabio Frowned - Iweala by ottohan: 10:18pm On Nov 15, 2018
grin
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Pretty, Curvy & Busty Lady With Her Husband-To-Be by ottohan: 8:33pm On Nov 15, 2018
until dry season when the weather is hot

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Politics / Re: PDP: Buhari, APC Jittery Over Atiku’s Acceptance In S/east, Other Zones by ottohan: 7:15pm On Nov 15, 2018
Lordofthewest:
Lol..These people like to overhype themselves why should any politician be jittery over 5% vote??
It appears that your IQ is reasonably too low.
Buhari getting 5% percent of his votes from SE dosen't necessarily mean that only 5% of the total population in the SE voted

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