₦airaland Forum

PHC1stBorn:
In his early 40s, DPO Amah Daniel is definitely a breathe of fresh air out of the Nigerian police force, and he should be the face of an efficient, dependable and trustworthy police force, even now that the country aimed at achieving true change at all fronts.
Gov. Wike's CSO is about 36 years of age...same rank as the DPO. So, he can't be the youngest DPO/DSP in Nigeria

Is Wike's CSO a DPO of a particular station?
The said guy is a DPO while wike CSO is just an errand boy.

mrvitalis:
Bro voting started like 4 days ago

Voting actually commence on 24th of November and ends today.

The lady there is Petra and not the Governors wife. Some bloggers need to be caned.

Is she still a virgin?

Kudos to the lady. Her response was well construted which lead to the politician apologizing.

A typical Nigeria celebrity will rain thunder and brimstone on whoever cast aspersions them publicly.
Well said Yvonne!!

To all my friends outside Nigeria and those planning to leave.
Most especially those in South Africa going though xenophobia.
Read the lyrics pls.

Area (Acoustic)
Sound Sultan


Sound sultan, naija ninja
Kennis

You know how we dey do am,
These na for all ma brothers wey don go outside naija, wey don ja commot for naija. Always try to dey look back because there's no place like home.

You know what I mean?

Yoruba man tell me say: Ajo o dabi ile.
And na true men.

Check this out!

Chorus:
Ajo o dabi ile.
No matter where u go, make u no forget area o, area o.
Na naija!!
Ti ode ba tile.
Pada wale o wale o.

Bridge:
How I wish say I fit reach u anywhere u dey, u dey.
Far away, that one no say make u dey bone area o.
Mother landi o.

Na your area o


Verse 1:
Chinedu somebody borrow you ego.
Make you take travel go chicago.
Remember, Nnamdi sell him car.
So you go go America.
All these people wey bin dey raise you,
still dey stay for face me i face you,
promise say u no go fashie them,
every other month u go dey tashi them.
Hillary wey u been promise to marry.
Still dey wait ol boy she don tarry.
When she see u na inside Ovation.
You marry Oyinbo from another nation.
Use mago mago get dough.
Now your Oyinbo wife don't know.
Next thing you know she don go report you.
Wetin you know them don deport you.

Bridge:
How I wish say I fit reach u anywhere u dey, u dey.
Far away, that one no say make u dey bone area o.
Mother landi o.

Chorus:
Ajo o dabi ile.
No matter where u go, make u no forget area o, area o.
Na naija!!
Ti ode ba tile.
Pada wale o wale o.


Verse 2:
You been say na one year.
E come turn to two years.
You don go for seven years.
But you dey serve eleven years.
Even when your papa pai.
Plus the tears your mama cry.
Bayo for chicago o.
Dem dey miss you for Okoko o.
Biodun for Canada.
Your mama still dey wonder.
Igba wo lo to ma pada o.
Remember for naija you get iyawo.
Ko dabi ile (5 times).
Ajo o ma dabi ile o.

Bridge:
How I wish say I fit reach u anywhere u dey, u dey.
Far away, that one no say make u dey bone area o.
Mother landi o.


Verse 3:
You say u go call.
Everybody wait tire for your call.
Rote o, why u go like so o?
From Germany, to carry coco enter Yankee, but then coco burst for your bele.
Rest in peace.

You fly away!!

How come one day wey fun dey u fit come backi o.
Your papa landi o.
I understand sey u been so far away.

Long long way from home (4 times)
You got a long long way from your papa land.

Chorus:
Ajo o dabi ile.
No matter where u go, make u no forget area o, area o.
Na naija!!
Ti ode ba tile.
Pada wale o wale o.


All ma brothers in the west,
All my brothers in the east, north south.
U know how we doing it.
And all these people wey dey rule us
Make una try make naija sweet.
Make we get water, light etc.
So that people go dey come house.

Kennis Music.

All the cardinal points.
Respect.
All ma people in da house.

Asari to Jonathan : Your execellency, we are going to start bombing cus we can't accept your defeat.

Jonathan to Asari : Bomb whatever or wherever you want to bomb, I don't care but remember I've made you a billionaire for 6 good years. You've being to different prisons but not under Buhari. A word is enough for the wise.

Tompolo to Jonathan: Sir, I and my boys will start war with Nigeria. We have warship and we are starting now by destroying all the pipelines.

Jonathan to Tompolo: You make me laugh even Pashey heard your ranting and couldn't stop laughing cus the phone is on speaker. I've made silly mistake in the past. Where on earth did you hear one person wholly incharge of warship in this world? Destroy all you can just remember America will know.

Jonathan to Orubebe: Bebe, I just saw you on National TV adding salt to my injury. Shey na Metuh or Muazu send you that nonsense? My friend get out of that place fast. You that you can't even handle a ministry. Mtchewww!!!

Jonathan to Gani Adams: Return my N9billion within now and friday or else, we go enter same trouser...............

Edwin Clark to jonathan: Jonah, no gree o. Call all your boys and tell them to unleash hell. Buhari must not win this election oo.

Jonathan to Edwin Clark: Bros eeee. Leave matter for mathias. You don close to grave but me still get plenty years to live.

jonathan to Bode George: George, No need to run to exile cus he will still catapult you back like a stone. I will tell Buhari not to make your jail term long. But wait o, sebi you no dey steal again. Why u come dey fear??

Abati to jonathan: Your execellency, am on crossroad. I don't even know what to post on my TL.

Jonathan to Abati: Was is not rubbish that you've being posting in the past? Press red button joor. Idiot!!!

Okupe to jonathan: Your execellency, should I call a press conference so you can address them that you can't and won't accept to the rigging plan of APC and you can't concede defeat?

Jonathan to okupe: I so much like you cus you always make noise with your vuvuzela voice. You told the whole world that Buhari is not corrupt but not electable now that he's being elected. What do you want to tell them?
Am surrounded by fools.

Good morning.
Share and add yours jare.

Royals1:
This is my experience at US embassy in Lagos today. At window 1
VO: where are u going in Us
Response: am going to Chicago in illinios
VO: what are you going there for
Response: I want to visit ny cousin over there.
VO:how long are u staying there
Response: just for 2 weeks
VO: what do u do heere
Response: I work as a manager in a cleaning compaany
VO: how much do u earn
Response: 180k afta tax
VO: Are you married?
Response: Yes with a kid.
VO: have you travelled before?
Response: No.
VO: Put your fingerprint there.
VO: Thank you for coming you can re-apply some other time. Take this paper and read it thank you.
Response: thank you

The simple truth of your refusal are just two reasons.
1, You've never travelled of out Nigeria before and wish to go on a twelve hrs journey to meet your cousin for two weeks holiday. Obudu cattle ranch is close by and its better than the long distance.
2, You are married with a kid and you want to leave them behind, its obvious your intent is to go without returning.

If you need visa advice, will gladly dish it out.

Surplus90:
just came across this online...thought I should share
source: scannews nigeria on Facebook
https://m.facebook.com/378378918890631/photos/pb.378378918890631.-2207520000.1424357665./829953853733133/?type=1&source=9&refid=17

As much as its in APC advantage yet any News from Scannews is pure fake.

DrPrickson:
They have started again.

Everybody in Nigeria knows that Ya'adua died in 2010 ( God bless his soul. he was president from 29 May 2007 – 5 May 2010) expect APC .
How can u say GEJ has been in governance for 6yrs? Don't our prof know how to carry out simple primary 2 arithmetic?

And yes the FG should advertise its achievements. In a country where almost all the media houses are hijacked by the opposition to spread propaganda of non-performance of the government., GEJ should and must continue to till Nigerians in all nooks and cranny of his achievements. Let Nigerians watch and judge with clear minds.

Which other Government has done this much for us? Let's be honest.

Oga Jona, if you don't blow your trumpet very loud, hatered will not let some people to hear it.

Oh. am yet to come across or hear about the achievements of GMB while in power.

GEJ till that prof can correctly solve "2015-2010=?"

#AmaechiIsAToad

You are on crossroad with your assertions.
Next please.............

egorov:
I'm waiting for a thread on Jonathan's daughter(s)

Biological or adopted?

Faibuhari:
I can clearly see an alcoholic drink on the table, please remind me about Islam and alcoholic drink

For the fact they have wine on that table does not mean all guest should take a sip from it. Are you from planet pluto?

baseg25:
source :http://www.punchng.com/news/ph-shooting-jonathan-leading-nigeria-to-hell-says-fanikayode/

This was before he jump ship.
He's back in PDP and story has change.
May God help FFK.

Am not shocked or surprise cus I've always hate the idea of having househelp but it won't take me a second to kill that bastard. No berger can maltreat a child that I myself have never in my widest dream beat.
I won't even think it twice before I shot the bastard maid at close range

Am going with brymo on this. Flavor album is been sold on the road buy different boys and girls and there's probabilty most are pirated.