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Romance / Just A Shot Story by ovii: 7:01pm On Apr 23, 2010 |
A blind girl hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If only I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. ' This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
Took your eyes off the snake, didn't you? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
remember keep your eyes on the snake |
Nairaland / General / Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2010 |
JUST SCROLL DOWN AND KEEP YOUR EYE S ON THE SNAKE
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Politics / Re: Chief Imam: I Saw Yar’adua Last Night by ovii: 11:00am On Apr 03, 2010 |
ndu_chucks Why can't you people express joy and happiness for Yardy's recovery, if the story is true? You people seem to have lost your ability to be compassionate. Not a single one of you is offering thanks for Yardy's apparent recovery, many of you are worse than the lowest animals. If Yardy were your father, I'm sure your reaction would be different. Geez, the man is a human being first. turai and the so call cabal are the cause of all this disbelieve people are having even if people see him today on live television they will still say its fake because they have been feed so much lies in the past. the only thing nigerians wants to hear now is yar ardua is no more in aso rock. we just need to move on we have gone beyond him and nobody should take us back there again. we all thank him for the service he rendered to this country |
Autos / Re: ***Strictly European Pre-orders ONLY: Another First Innovation On Nairaland.** by ovii: 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
my email add is tonnerro@ovi.com |
Autos / Re: ***Strictly European Pre-orders ONLY: Another First Innovation On Nairaland.** by ovii: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
garman how much can i get this auto 1999 model FORD WINDSTAR please this is urgent
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Health / Water Vs Coke by ovii: 7:03pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: #1 the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis. #2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials. #3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years! #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. #5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. #6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. #7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. #8, Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day? COKE #1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. #2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days. #3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. #4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. #5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. #6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. #7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy. #8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle, The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?
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Business / Re: Have You Ever Lost Cash To An ATM? by ovii: 5:30pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
twice i have lost money to ATM first= i tried to withdraw 20k the machine said unavailable to dispense cash i left only to discover two days later that my account was debited i went to my branch and they keep insisting that i withdraw the cash that was how i lost that 20k secondly= i went to the ATM to withdraw 20k on a Friday night to my greatest surprise i was paid 19k 18 1k note and two 500 naira note hidden in the middle on Monday i went to complain to the bank they just pretending to be as surprise as i am and finally someone just apologize to me and that was all. |
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