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Romance / Just A Shot Story by ovii: 7:01pm On Apr 23, 2010
A blind girl hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If only I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'

The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind.
The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. '
This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Nairaland / General / Re: Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2010
Took your eyes off the snake, didn't you?
Nairaland / General / Re: Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2010
remember keep your eyes on the snake
Nairaland / General / Keep Your Eye S On The Snake by ovii: 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2010
JUST SCROLL DOWN AND KEEP YOUR EYE S ON THE SNAKE

Politics / Re: Chief Imam: I Saw Yar’adua Last Night by ovii: 11:00am On Apr 03, 2010
ndu_chucks

Why can't you people express joy and happiness for Yardy's recovery, if the story is true? You people seem to have lost your ability to be compassionate.

Not a single one of you is offering thanks for Yardy's apparent recovery, many of you are worse than the lowest animals. If Yardy were your father, I'm sure your reaction would be different. Geez, the man is a human being first.


turai and the so call cabal are the cause of all this disbelieve people are having even if people see him today on live television they will still say its fake because they have been feed so much lies in the past.
the only thing nigerians wants to hear now is yar ardua is no more in aso rock. we just need to move on we have gone beyond him and nobody should take us back there again. we all thank him for the service he rendered to this country
Autos / Re: ***Strictly European Pre-orders ONLY: Another First Innovation On Nairaland.** by ovii: 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2010
my email add is tonnerro@ovi.com
Autos / Re: ***Strictly European Pre-orders ONLY: Another First Innovation On Nairaland.** by ovii: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2010
garman how much can i get this auto 1999 model FORD WINDSTAR
please this is urgent

Health / Water Vs Coke by ovii: 7:03pm On Mar 31, 2010
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1 the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
engines of the trucks for about 20 years!


#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
Washington study.

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
the computer screen or on a printed page.

#8, Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop
bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
you should drink every day?



COKE

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

#8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle, The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?

Business / Re: Have You Ever Lost Cash To An ATM? by ovii: 5:30pm On Mar 29, 2010
twice i have lost money to ATM

first= i tried to withdraw 20k the machine said unavailable to dispense cash i left only to discover two days later that my account was debited i went to my branch and they keep insisting that i withdraw the cash that was how i lost that 20k

secondly= i went to the ATM to withdraw 20k on a Friday night to my greatest surprise i was paid 19k 18 1k note and two 500 naira note hidden in the middle on Monday i went to complain to the bank they just pretending to be as surprise as i am and finally someone just apologize to me and that was all.
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