ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA 1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. 2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. 3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs, 4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel. 5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off. 6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. 7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions lolzz. 9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies 10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones.
This is the chain... Sai baba

-A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her
class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade,
i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th
grade
Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade
immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are
bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i drip. When you
blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get
it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than
others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a
lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send
this BLOODY boy to the University...even myself got all answers
wrong........hmmmmm u nko??
I'm sure u got it all wrong too

What more can he say... He kills the mighty and relegate the weak... Atleti my club, Simione my man

I don buy land... Waiting for FP

Why dont you bring that ur a++ home.






Phuckers

Quite educating

Hmmm yummi yummi fp snake things on my mind

Cross River we killed ourselves. Better road that will bring development and u guys are counting loss. Ich ish weell





Owen is chewing black gum

Cross River we killed ourselves. Better road that will bring development and u guys are counting loss. Ich ish weell





Owen is chewing black nipple

Are u sure u are not going blind... For Naija dat kyn tin no fit work jawee





sips kunu with egg roll

Somebody is going for site seeing



Owen was here

Fourth Sunday in Ordinary Time
Lectionary: 72

1st Reading (Jer 1:4-5, 17-19)

The word of the LORD came to me, saying:
Before I formed you in the womb I knew you,
before you were born I dedicated you,
a prophet to the nations I appointed you.
But do you gird your loins;
stand up and tell them
all that I command you.
Be not crushed on their account,
as though I would leave you crushed before them;
for it is I this day
who have made you a fortified city,
a pillar of iron, a wall of brass,
against the whole land:
against Judah’s kings and princes,
against its priests and people.
They will fight against you but not prevail over you,
for I am with you to deliver you, says the LORD.
-The words of the Lord

Responsorial Psalm Ps 71:1-2, 3-4, 5-6, 15-17
R. (cf. 15ab)I will sing of your salvation.

In you, O LORD, I take refuge;
let me never be put to shame.
In your justice rescue me, and deliver me;
incline your ear to me, and save me.
R.I will sing of your salvation.

Be my rock of refuge,
a stronghold to give me safety,
for you are my rock and my fortress.
O my God, rescue me from the hand of the wicked.
R.I will sing of your salvation.

For you are my hope, O Lord;
my trust, O God, from my youth.
On you I depend from birth;
from my mother’s womb you are my strength.
R.I will sing of your salvation.

My mouth shall declare your justice,
day by day your salvation.
O God, you have taught me from my youth,
and till the present I proclaim your wondrous deeds.
R.I will sing of your salvation.

2nd Reading (1 Cor 12:31—13:13)

Brothers and sisters:
Strive eagerly for the greatest spiritual gifts.
But I shall show you a still more excellent way.
If I speak in human and angelic tongues,
but do not have love,
I am a resounding gong or a clashing cymbal.
And if I have the gift of prophecy,
and comprehend all mysteries and all knowledge;
if I have all faith so as to move mountains,
but do not have love, I am nothing.
If I give away everything I own,
and if I hand my body over so that I may boast,
but do not have love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind.
It is not jealous, it is not pompous,
It is not inflated, it is not rude,
it does not seek its own interests,
it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury,
it does not rejoice over wrongdoing
but rejoices with the truth.
It bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails.
If there are prophecies, they will be brought to nothing;
if tongues, they will cease;
if knowledge, it will be brought to nothing.
For we know partially and we prophesy partially,
but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass away.
When I was a child, I used to talk as a child,
think as a child, reason as a child;
when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
At present we see indistinctly, as in a mirror,
but then face to face.
At present I know partially;
then I shall know fully, as I am fully known.
So faith, hope, love remain, these three;
but the greatest of these is love.
-The words of the Lord

Alleluia Lk 4:18R.Alleluia, alleluia.
The Lord sent me to bring glad tidings to the poor,
to proclaim liberty to captives.
R.Alleluia, alleluia.

GOSPEL (Lk 4:21-30)
Jesus began speaking in the synagogue, saying:
“Today this Scripture passage is fulfilled in your hearing.”
And all spoke highly of him
and were amazed at the gracious words that came from his mouth.
They also asked, “Isn’t this the son of Joseph?”
He said to them, “Surely you will quote me this proverb,
‘Physician, cure yourself,’ and say,
‘Do here in your native place
the things that we heard were done in Capernaum.’”
And he said, “Amen, I say to you,
no prophet is accepted in his own native place.
Indeed, I tell you,
there were many widows in Israel in the days of Elijah
when the sky was closed for three and a half years
and a severe famine spread over the entire land.
It was to none of these that Elijah was sent,
but only to a widow in Zarephath in the land of Sidon.
Again, there were many lepers in Israel
during the time of Elisha the prophet;
yet not one of them was cleansed, but only Naaman the Syrian.”
When the people in the synagogue heard this,
they were all filled with fury.
They rose up, drove him out of the town,
and led him to the brow of the hill
on which their town had been built,
to hurl him down headlong.
But Jesus passed through the midst of them and went away.
-The Gospel of the Lord


Chris Owens

emeraldknytt:
you made mention of the fact that he bought it from a friend- it could be some of the hidden files on the phone. I dont think he would be so careless to toy with such obscene files. Some dudes can be very lazy atimes, thereby procrastinating tasks that should be handled early at the eleventh hour. Its calls for bothering ooo but if he was so carefree that he gave u his passkey then there is no skele in his cumboard. Chill bae, dat dude might not be a gay

yea dearie... We men too like procrastinating things... He may not be gay dooh... Gays no go even release there password for anythng... Dnt quote me

Can it help me take a selfie?... Its a nice work shaaa



For the rich kids of Beverly Hills

Actually I can prepare many continental dishes... Afang soup, afara soup, ogbono soup, special delight egusi soup, bitterleaf soup, banga soup, cocoyam soup, and soo numerous to mention... Many rice recipes, yam delights e.g Yamarita, poridge, pottage, yam peppersoup, oven roasted yam, etc... I can even produce okpa, moi-moi, roasted egusi balls, awara, etc... What else do u want! Am also a graduate of Food science and Technology. call me if u can on 08060041257 (owen)

Actually I can prepare many continental dishes... Afang soup, afara soup, ogbono soup, special delight egusi soup, bitterleaf soup, banga soup, cocoyam soup, and soo numerous to mention... Many rice recipes, yam delights e.g Yamarita, poridge, pottage, yam peppersoup, oven roasted yam, etc... I can even produce okpa, moi-moi, roasted egusi balls, awara, etc... What else do u want! Am also a graduate of Food science and Technology.

Dan dan noodles, hhmmm yummi, feelz like am eating my indomie prepared with suya... My gf is hot in the kishen

sapiosexual1:
@hollywater. if you do read your bible(that's if yours is still a holy-bible) you would understand that prophets always played an active role in governance from the time of Moses till the very last of them.
Bakare hasn't said anything spectacular except stating the obvious : Emefiele has no moral or professional right to still be governor, all, I repeat, ALL his policies has failed in this administration. When you're on a loosing streak. you don't engage in sit-tightism, you do the needful.
Another person's argument up here that Mr Buhari is a dictator, yad a yad a, is just lame. If the policies of the government doesn't go down with your economic doctrines, you don't sit and absorb it, you tender your fvcking resignation. Every economist has an economic doctrine and pathway, you don't just flow with any government policy.

Mr. Man we are talking of CBN Governor and u are talking resignation in Nigeria!!! Who will feed ur family for u when u resign!?... You wanted to catch a fowl, u saw the fowl and feathers scattered around, u decide to investigate on the feathers instead of catching the fowl you don see with ur korokoro eyes... This government is just playing a mind game, bet me when I say ''Ukochukwu na dsame people with different agbada'' we ain't seen anything yet.


+* U want it, u have it

Ok... So they have chosen to use my concept... Ish ayit



flex the Dollar joor

Believe me when I say 'I dont give a rap' skelewu master is fuuckspitalized.

Person wey say im papa no go sleep... How sleep go take enter im eyes... U neva shee shomtin ;.;

daniska3yaro:
Hmm

its WELL with ur soul... Inyanga for the first time in Nairaland... Please show me some love.