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Pweety4me:

Atreides:
If i'm too young for you then you're too old for me
about the email,that'd be cool

Atreides:
Thank you
unfortunately you're kinda too old 4 me too

Atreides:
i guess we can be just friends

Atreides:
Don't let the Benin decieve you oh. . Omo Eko ni mi oh. I jus school in Ben. I'm as much an Omo Eko as i'm Bini. But why is Benin interesting? Oya explain. .

Amya:
And to the question. . . any date with the 'right person' which  involves any adrenaline pumping adventure and booze is okay by me and could be the perfect  date

Atreides:
My perfect date? Movie,popcorn and coke,shikena. Which kain of candle-lit dinner is that? Is it that Nepa has refused to give us light or no fuel? How am i supposed to see what i'm eating if there's no light? Picnic? Well i don't like sitting on sand/grass. Sand could enter my shoes + i could get grass stains. Nigerian guys are very fond of buying all those useless plastic flowers. God help the guy who brings me plastic flowers. And even if they're real,what do i want to use flowers for? I go chop flower? Shey i be goat? I don't want to watch the stars after sunset. Nights are meant for sleeping. And i don't want to watch the sunrise either. If God wanted me to watch the sunrise,dawn would've been by 10a.m. I need my morning sleep. That's when sleep is the sweetest. . So i'll stick with movies,popcorn and coke. And none of those looks burning with white hot desire. This no be Mills and Boons. Face the movie,chop your food and let's go. Okay maybe that sounds extreme,but i don't think i'm the romantic type.

Pweety4me:

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]so dat is all i am 2 yu right?a piece of flesh?

Infact this meeting is over![/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Come to mine, & bring along 1 of your shirts [/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Uhm uhm massage?[/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]The ones beside your 'banana' anytime [/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^Oyatoo [/color]

MzGreat:
abi o help me tell them

there was even a day i was walking down the street in my area, then a typical razz guy approached me and all he could say is baby are you on berry?
i could not even get angry at his question, i had to laugh out loud and i said uhn uhn u dont mind tangerine.

can you imagine the madness of a bb, are u on berry? _{sorry guys, i had to say it again cos it cracked me up}

mastro:
I can just see it,
Husband: Darling here are the keys for a 2008 GL450 CDI, for your 40th birthday, happy birthday to you etc etc
Wife: My one and only, kiss kiss etc etc, calling all my friends to tell them how much you love me

week later

Wife: Darling I need some money to buy fuel.
Husband: No you don't, didn't we eat dodo last night, pour the oil inside my dear, if it's not enough call round your friends and ask for their left over frying oil
Wife: Oti O, see my mother warned me not to marry you, me I should be driving Dodo powered GL, it's a lie O!

Husband: give me the key jo, I will sort it out,
goes to Mr Biggs,
Husband: youngman, bring out all your old frying oil, I will pay you N100 a litre.
Youngman: Ok sir, 1 min
Young man goes round the back, hmm he thinks there is only 5 litres here, adds 15 litres of water, 2 litres of old engine oil, mixes together

Youngman: Oga here you go
Husband: Ok here is N2500, well done, fills tank, on way home engine stalls on 3rd mainland bridge, damm he says where's Siena's number