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1one:
Hope you came with pop corn and soda

Yup. .came with "guguru" and zobo drink. .can't afford popcorn n soda ontop ticket money. .

googles:
you gatecrashed the box office. . . i did not see you buy any ticket  

yup. .snuck in thru d roof. .

Yup I'm good. .

Try this link:  http://forums.techarena.in/operating-systems/1126340.htm

Babe, dunno if I can help on this one. .

You're using a Vista OS right?

hmm. .

_{***folds arms and stretches feet. .watching as the lovestory drama unfolds. .***}

"Fireproof" . . .lovely movie on how to fix marriages heading for the rocks. .

@Ivynwa   

_{I was shocked to see the ladies all at each other's throats. .}

funkybaby:
awwwww. correct girl! you have test run the package very well

funkybaby:
do you have to tell your parents you are going to your bobo's place

funkybaby:
you do not need us to tell you what lines you can come up with

And here was I thinking I got problems. .

Great words of encouragement from Serubawon. .

I'm definitely going to save a copy of this thread to uplift me anytime I feel down. .

na2day?:
if u asked them to cook they claim they are tired but just tell them u just finished cooking and u will see their eyes glow like green lantern and next thing out of their mouth, "honey i am so hungry, its just as if u knew i was coming". dont get me started on nigerian girls in the usa!

nethacker:
^^^hehehehehehe,femilangy n dayokanu,abeg na2day wan kill me here oo roflmao LWKMD
@d bolded, exactly their xter , one babe try am with me n after i took my own portion i pour excess salt inside the remainin soup wey i cook
they wil now go outside n b blabblin like goat

Ladyjide:
I am not looking for anyone any more- I have been getting some bogus emails----and frankly---Enough is enough, Every man will scream they are a winner- In my book- Talk is cheap- Seeing is believing!

Aww. .

Just when I was about to send you an email too. .

Lol!

On a serious note, I can understand what you're going through. .

Sorting the chaff from the wheat can be a hard job. .

I'm sure you'll smile at the end though. 

Ladyjide:
I would like to disagree when it comes to my own self--show me ambition, honesty, and a hardworking man--- and then I shall fall in love,

_{hmm. .ladyj actually knows what she wants in a man. .men with such qualities are really rare. .}

emiloba:
@Ladyjide I don't mean all ladies just most naija babes beside what if I am honest , hard working , caring , Godly, ambitious  etc what next ?

_{oh!! we have a winner here. . sure ladyj wont less this chance slip by} 

Ladyjide:
then you shouldn't have any promblems getting a good girl!!

     

kabukabu:
Captain All caps, before you post next time,pls make use of the tiny button on your keyboard over <<<<<<<to the right that says caps lock.Posting in All caps is Rude, rule number one in Internet Ettiquette.

Mine is on the left oo. .something must be wrong. .

u go wait tire. . _{u wan make my woman kill me?}

^^Equally waiting for you to show me them double ds. .

funkybaby:
i hear the country has LOADS of quality single men

Yes o. .we plenty 4 hia o. .

@190/trailblaza Where's Soul Lounge/A-Lounge located?

funkybaby:
so in other words, you have a six pack??

not bad!

pictures PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  

See your mouth . .pikshure ko, pikshure ni. .

Your own pictures nko?  

funkybaby:
Yeah yeah
so you are a stud as well  

I wouldn't know, really. .

But judging from the positive "customer feedback" I've been getting . .as well as the complaints of my neighbours  . .well    

buzugee:
either way, its not a good look for a man to be getting angry and defending his woman to his friends.

Bros. .nowhere in my post did I state that I expect a guy will angrily defend his woman. .

@funky . .Perhaps they're good actors? Just kidding!  

funkybaby:
warreva
****rolls eyes****  

i just hope she gives you the same citeria: six pack, no grey hair, no receding hairline    

Ha funky haba! Well, as I dislike tummies in ladies, na so I dislike am for guys too. I constantly inspect mine, and once e don start dey "misbehave", I dey do sit-ups be dat. .I don't like it when I see men dressed awkwardly, with their belts riding below their huge stomach. .ugh!    

funkybaby:
else, she gets herself a boytoy  

Trust me, she won't have any reason to. .I'll keep her occupied in that department  

funkybaby:
toasting, dating, courtship, marriage proposal, engagement, marriage preparations. . . . . everything was done over the phone without the couple ever setting eyes on each other.

funkybaby:
four years later. . . . . . they are still HAPPILY MARRIED with two kids.

How u take know? U dey follow dem live for house?

funkybaby:
she was about 29[/b]yrs old while the guy was [b]33 when he got married.

Haba! That wedding na arrangment ooo. .more of an "understanding".

funkybaby:
guy was based in naija, babe was based in the UK.
p.s. the babe was very pretty and prolly a UK size 12 then

Not a bad arrangment. . . .would jump at the same opportunity if I was in the dude's shoes. .

funkybaby:
you are just as bad as the poster's fiancé.

Yes o! When I get married, I dey close eye to all the other "daughters of Eve" out there. .my eye must be on my woman body alone. .so that's why her body must be appealing to me. .

Read the entire thread with interest. . .

1.) Fantababy, you guys hardly know each other enough to get married. He proposed without having seen you face to face? And you accepted?
Frankly I think both of una dey desperate.

2.) Trust me, that guy doesn't love you. Not because he criticized you about your weight based on his friends' comments, but because he failed to defend you when his friends uttered those comments. I would expect a guy that is in love with his fiancee to say something like "Thanks for your opinion guys, but she's my baby. .and I love her that way" (on the other hand, he can't even say that as he's not comfortable with your weight/shape in the first place).

3.) I understand the tummy-refusing-to-go-down thingy. That is the number one turn-off for me. If you're 5'4", 69/70 kg, you aint that bad (plus u've got yourself a pretty face ). .but with the tummy?

This mofo mobo fella makes me laugh sha. .

e no dey tire u?

**Speechless** _{Dude dug himself into one hell of a hole. .}

^

Let's talk abt u 4 a second. .

You get compliments abt ur eyes right?

What colour are they?

^^well, you're quite right. .

You're in my dreams. .

And I'd like to make those dreams reality. .

Abegi

Why she go dey pretend? It was a once-in-a-lifetime chance nau

chic ah!:
hmmmmmmmmm, am tripping already!!

Why u dey trip in silence? We suppose talk o

chic ah!:
hmmmmmmmmm, am tripping already!!

Yes o. .

I once gave a young lady a lift a while back. .then I noticed her staring at my arms. .

I grinned. ."you want to touch them?"

She nodded.

I held out my arm to her, and she ran her hand over the smooth hair. .

I had to resist the temptation to take a total stranger home that day. . 

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Wayne rooney is one of the most overated players in the world after Lionel Messi.

This match just proved it, he can't even strike a ball properly.

And to think this mediocre player is being compared to Cristiano ronaldo and messi is one heck of a joke.[/color]

I find it hard to believe that you can reach that conclusion just because of one game. .

The poor lad has hadly had time to rest. .from last season to WC preparation and then back for a new season. .not forgetting he played a midweek game as well. .

^^I feel ya jare. .it's nice to share such understanding with one's close friends. .

That's too bad. .

My opinion is that he just wants to eat his cake and have it. .

If he's truly sincere about being with you, then he shouldn't have slept with the other girl. .

chizumbaby:
About two days ago i was calling him and he refused to pick up. i sent him messages on facebook he did not answer. so i decided to go to his house (his house is an hours drive from mine) when i got there he did not want to talk. so when he was sleeping i checked his phone and saw messages from the white girl. so i woke him up and asked him if its because of the girl that he did not want to pick my calls. i got angry and packed my things so to leave him the next morning.
the next thing he started apologising and telling me sorry from there one thing led to another. after we were done i asked him to tell me wat was going on and he said that the girl has agreed to move into the house but that he has to date her and i was like wat rubbish how can a stranger be telling what to do. then he confessed to me that he slept with her and that he told her that he has a girlfriend and she started freaking out that either she moves in and they continue or nothing. right now he is still looking for a house because he told me that he does not want to stay with her but that if the inevitable happens that he will explain to her that im his girlfriend and he cannot just get me out of the picture. i'm quite confused as i dont know whether to walk away or to stay. but its looking like him and the girl are going to stay together.

You sef. .

I tire 4 u. .you should have gotten to the root of the matter before sleeping with him again. .

For your sake I hope he used some protection while shaggin' both of you. .

^^Just noticed you spend 99% of ur NL time in the Jokes section

Interesting. .

May I ask why you hardly ever visit other sections?

Okija_juju:
Una too talk, the poster put up a true-false "Is it over or what" thread and una don dey form relationship counsellors. Your answer should be either "It's over" or "What"

@ Poster

My answer is "What"

@poster. .Since it seems as if it's his accommodation issues that's driving you apart, why can't he move in with you instead?