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oshe11:
Meaning trolling is allowed now because trolling no be Economic nor Financial crime?

styrese:
No mind am

oshe11:

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styrese:
Don't patronize urself
Calling me uncle shows u acknowledge my wisdom and probably looking upto me how a nephew would look up to his uncle for guidance
Anyways next time u can call me daddy
U need that fatherly care and attention

oshe11:
Nah.....
Its just for her......
Her own too much
Since I came back ehn........
I've been cool with everybody but reading through page, I had to advice her because she is over doing everything
But if Lemme go and delete it unto "Big Auntie" when You be

MamBi:
But what can one do about Old monicas who are not interested in BB but just want to cause trouble by coming to badmouth housemates that have hot tempered fans?

Hotworta1:
What's even the essence of banning when new monikers can easily be created...abi seun don create device wey dey detect "old in new moniker"?... If no,then banning is of no use sef.

Seun needs to gather his engineers for novel ideas...the platform needs to be revitalised,restructured and reshaped.

So many buttons are needed too!

nadesh:
Ike ike my sugar :

creolehunt:
Hi Domini. que,

It's important that you do something about the amount of vile thrown by members here on fellow members. Some of them are really sickening. I'd understand when people attack the HMs, but never nairalanders.

Also, what's the point of banning members when they can easily resurrect with new monikers? As a member of this thread, you certainly know when these people come back. If you can let them reign supreme with the new moniker, why then did you bother banning them initially. Suffice to say that it's illegal to even create a moniker under such curcumstance.

Cheers

MamBi:
How can there be update when it will get lost in banter from attention seeking Nairalanders?

The past week has seen a deluge of Monicas who have obviously come to this thread seeking for thrills of rofo rofo fights..

Very tiresome .

I wish another thread can be opened for those who just want TRUE updates..

Chibabe005:
haaa... e never reach that extent mbok

Threebear:
The plantain saga *

Omashola goes to the kitchen to fry some plantains and realises the bunch of ripe plantain , he claimed to have allegedly found are missing .

In the typical Shola's way , he starts screaming down the house , which garners the interest of the other housemates including a near sleepy Frodd with a whimsical face mask sparged across his face .

Elo the HOH decides to take the lead and summon the whole house to an abrupt meeting .
He asks the culprit to surrender the missing plantain or face a worse embarrassment .
No one accepts the stole the plantain.
Tacha accuses Mike of frying some plantains on the nudistertian , Mike fires back and says the plantains he fried were unripe which leads to a mild susurration amongst the housemates .

Cindy stands and accuses Frodd of having stolen the some plantains the a fortnight ago ...the obviously triggered Frodd tells her that thunder should fire her , Cindy not to be outdone replies in the same might and tells him that thunder should fire him too.

Cindy later has an aside with Frodd where she explains what made her accuse him during the meeting .
Cindy tries to get Ike as a witness , but Ike would rather not get involved.
Cindy denounces the curse sent to her by Frodd and says thunder won't fire her .


The search commences .....

Housemates boxes are ransacked .

Mercy places a curse on the generation of whomever is putting them through such humiliation .

Tacha never to be outdone makes herself the assistant searcher .

A balliwick in the craft of nuisance *

She sends fire and brimstones to the alleged thief .

Her overtly amplified voice reverberating throughout the house .

Mike says he's sure that no one from cruisetopia stole the plantain , Omashola retorts that no cruisetopian might have but it was possible an Engima did .


The search is underway when Mike accuses Tacha of hiding some food stuffs including Honey .
Tacha hurls insults at him , calling him dumb , stupid and a big for nothing .

Frodd interjects questioning Mike of having kiwi seed , pure Bliss and groundnut in his locker too and why Tacha's honey was a problem to him .

Mike corrects Frodd implying that Honey is food and the others are snacks .
* The search was for food after all *

Tacha keeps her torrid of attack on Mike .
She claims the honey was requested by her personally from big brother for her facials and is not an essential house commodity .

The search is taken to Mike's bed corner .

Tacha stomps like a dragon to lead the search and in her haste she breaks one alcohol bottle near Mike's bed.

Mike walks in to the mess and insists Tacha must clean it with a disinfectant to avoid a putrid smell later on ,to which Tacha blatantly refuses .

Ike helps Mike pack his ransacked bag and later lead him aside to confirm that what Cindy earlier accused Frodd of , was indeed true .
He also tells Mike that he suspects Seyi stole the plantain because only a guy as clever as Seyi could pull off such a successful heist .

The search ends in futility .

Mike is about to go to bed and has an aside with Frodd ( who is blending well as Tacha's new defender ) Frodd insists Tacha has cleaned the alcohol thrice even with bleach .
He goes on to point that Tacha is like a child and after her initial gra gra as a petulant child , she still finds a way to correct her errors.
Mike reluctantly gets up and cleans the alcohol with disinfectant .

Tacha and Frodd are engaged in a discussion and Tacha insists she's clout and people can only use her for clout not the other way round .

She goes to to say that the whole theatrics with the arm band was Mike's way of getting clout and reaction from her .

Frodd her new * friend * acquiesces with all she says nodding his head in solidarity .


Mike jumps on his California king sized bed and zooms off to a perrilicious sleep .


The end !

Ignore all typos .

Munzy14:
And se. un and his moderators will be priding 4million members.... smh

las las Nairaland fit get only 600members and 3.4million alternate...

oshe11:
Lol


You self na AK for Alt level ooo


Well......

Ama be borrowing that Oyin oooo

Daalu ooo

oshe11:
Lol


You mixed 2 tribes?

oshe11:
Which is The Honey?

creolehunt:
Lol Oyin. This thread almost sucked me in.

Meanwhile, what's the meaning of your moniker? I know what NDIDI means, but not OYIN.

creolehunt:
Hi Domin.ique,

Please I'll like for some of my old posts specifically on this thread to be deleted. I concur that I can easily use the backspace, but most of these posts has been quoted by other users.

Please how do I go about this?
NB: There may be many of them.

Thank you.

Should:
Everyone for here just dey enjoy their Moniker & Mention in peace.. While, i dey even fear to scroll up..
Aunty Dominique, I've sent it ooo, no reply yet and my chest has its own ooo + headache.
as I'm typing this right now, I'm listening to LANA DEL REY's Songs

P0c0p0c0:
I admire how you subtly encourage bullying by sitting on the fence.

Chick is beautiful and yes, she didn't create herself...

XXMML33:
I just checked your profile picture. Now I can see where the hate and bitterness is coming from.

How I wish you spent all the hours you use in typing hate comments about Tacha in the gym, maybe you wouldn't be this bitter.

NativeDoctor1:
One of the reasons I didn't clap back yesterday was because of lili-livered mofos like this...

Always running to mods when the heat is on.


Make una ready for me next week.

switlily25:
Coward!