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Education / Re: Top 10 Most Useless University Degrees 2016 by oyintare22(m): 12:56am On Sep 29, 2016
ijoba22:
abeg improve ur English
asin ehn i dont no if he tryin to be funny or what.... someone calling a country zoo
Education / Re: Top 10 Most Useless University Degrees 2016 by oyintare22(m): 12:53am On Sep 29, 2016
Heavance:
But our firmer president was a zoologist, his degree helped him to manage the zoo called Nigeria.....
whether he did well or not, he is more celebrated than our present VP who happens to be a lawyer or any medical dokitor sef. No knowledge that is not power o
sometimes in life is not every time u av to be funny.... i dont no u but with ur write up is like u..... how can u call nigeria zoo n u re in d same nigeria

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Career / Re: Female Commercial Okada Rider In Surulere, Lagos (Pictured) by oyintare22(m): 4:19pm On Aug 23, 2016
zezinando2:
I saw her some minutes ago@ ojuelegba
u no her very well
Career / Re: Female Commercial Okada Rider In Surulere, Lagos (Pictured) by oyintare22(m): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2016
amdoyin82:
I know her very well.. She plies cele - okota road.
more of ojuelegba
Politics / Re: Jonathan Meets Edith Nawakwi, Zambian Female Presidential Candidate by oyintare22(m): 3:57am On Aug 11, 2016
[quote author=blueto post=48365921][/quote]one sense the shit no make

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Religion / Re: Open Heavens Daily Devotional 10/08/16 by oyintare22(m): 12:56am On Aug 10, 2016
that key point is bomb

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Politics / Re: Militants Bomb Shell Oil Pipeline In Nigeria: Locals by oyintare22(m): 7:20am On Aug 01, 2016
Pylony:
Keep on blowing places, but remember, all you end up getting is a degraded Environment with oil spills all over the place at the end a long term pollution that will grasp lungs of your children yet unborn. Any Niger Deltan that smiles at what is currently happening is indirectly another Member of the group of Mad men fighting for a selfish aim, not minding the environment.
oli will not flow thru the pipe again it will be close so that the oil will not waste

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Phones / Re: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by oyintare22(m): 10:29pm On Jul 23, 2016
michaelobinna:
Praia ft Sammy : Lost in you
nice one
Politics / Re: I Support Wike And PDP In New York - Man (Photo) by oyintare22(m): 11:24am On Jul 21, 2016
Qmerit:
I dont get it, is there PDP election in New York?
And is Wike contesting for PDP election in New York?
Logically that is what this guy is saying....
it was an old pix bfor wike won d election
Politics / Re: Zambia Presidential Convoy Vs Nigeria Presidential Convoy, Who Wins? (video) by oyintare22(m): 2:33am On Jul 21, 2016
calaway:
If no be Se/Ss oil na keke napep for de carry Buhari up and down...FACT!!!!
guy u bad die where u come from
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan And Wife All Smiles As They Meet With PDP Senators. Photos by oyintare22(m): 2:30am On Jul 21, 2016
LaurelP:
Nice pictures but do we really need all these paparazzi at this period?
When everything in the country is upside down: economy, governance, security, disunity, hunger and all whatnot.
And our "representatives" are taking selfies and showing us Swag with their expensive fashion and gadgets?

And some people are hailing them?
tell that to ur president

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Religion / Re: Open Heavens Daily Devotional 21/07/16 by oyintare22(m): 2:12am On Jul 21, 2016
thx

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Politics / Re: I Was Called A Dog And Thug By Tinubu – Dino Melaye Fires Back by oyintare22(m): 12:37am On Jul 15, 2016
melejo:
My brother Dino was wrong but your attempt to justify Ms Tinubu is dead on arrival. From your 'theory' every woman would say what she said in this instance. You got it wrong
not every woman pls
Politics / Re: I Was Called A Dog And Thug By Tinubu – Dino Melaye Fires Back by oyintare22(m): 12:34am On Jul 15, 2016
Secrets11:
If someone stood up to your mother in your presence and say to her " I will beat you up...and impregnate you", what would be your reactions? Please I am thirsty for your reply
bfor someone will tell a mother i will beat dere most be a reason
Politics / Re: I Was Called A Dog And Thug By Tinubu – Dino Melaye Fires Back by oyintare22(m): 12:19am On Jul 15, 2016
rasco2000me:
BABA JAGABAN IT PAIN ME IF U DO NOT TEACH THIS IDIOT AND UNTAMED LAW MAKER A LESSON T-Mobile


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STAND AS WARNIN SIGNAL TO OTHER FOOL LIKE HIM,BABA PLS REMOVE THIS MUMU BOY,GOD WE HELP U,
smh for u
Politics / Re: I Was Called A Dog And Thug By Tinubu – Dino Melaye Fires Back by oyintare22(m): 12:14am On Jul 15, 2016
idensko:


Re u 4rm dis world at all?

U should hide urself in shame.

U sounded as if u don't know what is being played out here.


Witnesses ignored that she called him a Dog and thug first,

But remembered that he threatened 2 impregnate her.

This is exactly what we re talking about, Feminism!!!!!

A woman Slaps u, everybody will praise her 4 being bold, slaps her back and dey throw dre feminism right in ur face



Oga wake up.
he need prayers frm çAN
Politics / Re: I Was Called A Dog And Thug By Tinubu – Dino Melaye Fires Back by oyintare22(m): 12:09am On Jul 15, 2016
DIFY20:

exactly my thought .. that woman is a disgrace to other women
this same woman said bh is blessing to nig durin gej govt
Romance / Re: My Undergraduate Story by oyintare22(m): 1:59am On Jul 13, 2016
Rayton:

***AFTERNOON***
Chinyere beeped Uches line again that they had started coming......
Omo see sweeping and arranging of room as Uche rushed in from bank he stood there looking at me and went outside.
Soon he re-entered and showed me a key.

'Guy who get this keys, 'I asked.
'Na bro okiri, 'he said.
'How come?
'I know where he keeps it and besides I told his brother Tony before he went to school.
'Guy, you know we and this bros are not that close? ' I said.
'But I told Tony or didn't you hear when we were talking before he left to go and read in school?
Funny enough I heard them talking sports and all those things but I didn't pay much attention.
'So what do we do? I asked.
'Kilon se eleyi (what's wrong with this one) let's go and arrange the room before chinyere and pat come or you want me to disgrace myself in their presence ni?
'O ok oo!
We went out and he unlocked the padlock,went inside and cleaned everywhere even removed our shirts and threw them on the bed (very big bed).
Now this room is very sweet with everything in place even sets of chairs!

**** few minutes inside...click! click!! Uches phone rang we ran out to check and behold the sight was awesome both Pat and Chinyere. Jeez!!
We ushered them in (there I knew I could be an usher in future).
They entered and were dazed but kept quiet as they knew already we were big guys but couldn't place the chairs and all the settings.
'Relax,babes, ' Uche said and jumped on the bed.
'So whatsup? ' I asked not too comfortable.
'We are fine,just that I need someone to take me in computer, ' Chinyere said.
'We can't really understand the logic gates thing, 'Pat said.
'Ah! That one is no problem,whenever you are free, 'I said.
'Do you know it, ' Chinyere asked surprisingly.
'Well, 'I said.
'Wow, thank God,'Pat said and added, we have been searching for who would teach us this thing.
'He can take you guys in it with ease, ' Uche added...
'E don do, ' guys what do we get you guys? I asked.
'Or do we hand out at oasis or any of the eateries? ' Uche wanted to quickly move them out.
'No,joor we are just coming na! 'Pat said.
'Any soft drink will be okay, ' chinyeres said.
I ran out faster than a cheetah (lo) to get the drinks but inside me I wished we were in our own room.
I entered and put the drinks on the table for them and of course I bought some biscuits too.
'He lives with us, ' I Heard Uche say.
'You guys are trying oo, 'Pat said.
'Wetin man go do na, ' Uche replied
'Rayton,I was just telling them about the guy we are squatting ''Okiri'' whose rent expired so we allowed him in till he gets a place as landlord chased him already, 'Uche lied flawlessly (Fantastic Lion).

Hian! Which kind lie be this na? Yeeeekpaaaa!!!. But I just smiled and said, 'abi oo!
nice one njoying it
Politics / Re: Fayose Visits Ekiti Students Involved In Accident At Hospital(pix by oyintare22(m): 12:54am On Jul 13, 2016
derespect:

When will people like you ever get sense for one day? Is it politics we are discussing here or we are discussing about human lives that were lost!!!
You really need to be psychologically and clinically examined. Mtchewwww
sometimes dey will want to make someone to insult dem ... we re talking bout serious iss here the guy is askin unserious question....
Politics / Re: Fayose Visits Ekiti Students Involved In Accident At Hospital(pix by oyintare22(m): 12:49am On Jul 13, 2016
experimentist:
[size=15pt]Where's the pot of Ponmo?[/size]
not always u joke in sometimes take thing serious
Fashion / Re: Lady And Her Unclad Butt At A Beauty Shop (graphic Photo) by oyintare22(m): 12:29am On Jul 13, 2016
lardeipo:
SMH, end time things
this shit cant happen in naija dont take it too serious

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Politics / Re: Now There Is Adequate Power Supply In Nigeria And Nobody Is Talking? by oyintare22(m): 3:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
MXrep:
Niger state, aka power state is in more than two months of darkness right now. yorubas are stealing the available Megawatts to power their states only
bro we in lagos n all the yoruba state too dont have light

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Politics / Re: Now There Is Adequate Power Supply In Nigeria And Nobody Is Talking? by oyintare22(m): 3:50pm On Jul 06, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
Stop living in the ghetto.
awon lekki weldone oh

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out More Pre-wedding Photos Of Oap Omalicha And Her Fiancé, Dj X- El by oyintare22(m): 12:08am On Jul 04, 2016
Mikylopez:
miss must u quote me
fairygeh:

What has she looks older got it do with this? People will always find something wrong sha undecided
Mikylopez:
miss must u quote me
she is a mature lady... buh the guy will be older than her...
Politics / Re: We Are Dying In Niger State by oyintare22(m): 4:59am On Jun 30, 2016
the light and the water thing is everywhere bro even in lagos na bet9ja shop dey help man phone
Romance / Re: My Handsomeness Is A Problem..pls Advice (photo) by oyintare22(m): 1:59am On Jun 29, 2016
halfricanadian:


Asin he isnt crios with his soul sef sad
ah ah na ehn clam down oh.... u bad nice one

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