₦airaland Forum

ijoba22:
abeg improve ur English

asin ehn i dont no if he tryin to be funny or what.... someone calling a country zoo

Heavance:
But our firmer president was a zoologist, his degree helped him to manage the zoo called Nigeria.....
whether he did well or not, he is more celebrated than our present VP who happens to be a lawyer or any medical dokitor sef. No knowledge that is not power o

sometimes in life is not every time u av to be funny.... i dont no u but with ur write up is like u..... how can u call nigeria zoo n u re in d same nigeria

zezinando2:
I saw her some minutes ago@ ojuelegba

u no her very well

amdoyin82:
I know her very well.. She plies cele - okota road.

more of ojuelegba

[quote author=blueto post=48365921][/quote]one sense the shit no make

that key point is bomb

Pylony:
Keep on blowing places, but remember, all you end up getting is a degraded Environment with oil spills all over the place at the end a long term pollution that will grasp lungs of your children yet unborn. Any Niger Deltan that smiles at what is currently happening is indirectly another Member of the group of Mad men fighting for a selfish aim, not minding the environment.

oli will not flow thru the pipe again it will be close so that the oil will not waste

michaelobinna:
Praia ft Sammy : Lost in you

nice one

Qmerit:
I dont get it, is there PDP election in New York?
And is Wike contesting for PDP election in New York?
Logically that is what this guy is saying....

it was an old pix bfor wike won d election

calaway:
If no be Se/Ss oil na keke napep for de carry Buhari up and down...FACT!!!!

guy u bad die where u come from

LaurelP:
Nice pictures but do we really need all these paparazzi at this period?
When everything in the country is upside down: economy, governance, security, disunity, hunger and all whatnot.
And our "representatives" are taking selfies and showing us Swag with their expensive fashion and gadgets?

And some people are hailing them?

tell that to ur president

thx

melejo:
My brother Dino was wrong but your attempt to justify Ms Tinubu is dead on arrival. From your 'theory' every woman would say what she said in this instance. You got it wrong

not every woman pls

Secrets11:
If someone stood up to your mother in your presence and say to her " I will beat you up...and impregnate you", what would be your reactions? Please I am thirsty for your reply

bfor someone will tell a mother i will beat dere most be a reason

rasco2000me:
BABA JAGABAN IT PAIN ME IF U DO NOT TEACH THIS IDIOT AND UNTAMED LAW MAKER A LESSON T-Mobile


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STAND AS WARNIN SIGNAL TO OTHER FOOL LIKE HIM,BABA PLS REMOVE THIS MUMU BOY,GOD WE HELP U,

smh for u

idensko:
Re u 4rm dis world at all?

U should hide urself in shame.

U sounded as if u don't know what is being played out here.


Witnesses ignored that she called him a Dog and thug first,

But remembered that he threatened 2 impregnate her.

This is exactly what we re talking about, Feminism!!!!!

A woman Slaps u, everybody will praise her 4 being bold, slaps her back and dey throw dre feminism right in ur face



Oga wake up.

he need prayers frm çAN

DIFY20:
exactly my thought .. that woman is a disgrace to other women

this same woman said bh is blessing to nig durin gej govt

Rayton:
***AFTERNOON***
Chinyere beeped Uches line again that they had started coming......
Omo see sweeping and arranging of room as Uche rushed in from bank he stood there looking at me and went outside.
Soon he re-entered and showed me a key.

'Guy who get this keys, 'I asked.
'Na bro okiri, 'he said.
'How come?
'I know where he keeps it and besides I told his brother Tony before he went to school.
'Guy, you know we and this bros are not that close? ' I said.
'But I told Tony or didn't you hear when we were talking before he left to go and read in school?
Funny enough I heard them talking sports and all those things but I didn't pay much attention.
'So what do we do? I asked.
'Kilon se eleyi (what's wrong with this one) let's go and arrange the room before chinyere and pat come or you want me to disgrace myself in their presence ni?
'O ok oo!
We went out and he unlocked the padlock,went inside and cleaned everywhere even removed our shirts and threw them on the bed (very big bed).
Now this room is very sweet with everything in place even sets of chairs!

**** few minutes inside...click! click!! Uches phone rang we ran out to check and behold the sight was awesome both Pat and Chinyere. Jeez!!
We ushered them in (there I knew I could be an usher in future).
They entered and were dazed but kept quiet as they knew already we were big guys but couldn't place the chairs and all the settings.
'Relax,babes, ' Uche said and jumped on the bed.
'So whatsup? ' I asked not too comfortable.
'We are fine,just that I need someone to take me in computer, ' Chinyere said.
'We can't really understand the logic gates thing, 'Pat said.
'Ah! That one is no problem,whenever you are free, 'I said.
'Do you know it, ' Chinyere asked surprisingly.
'Well, 'I said.
'Wow, thank God,'Pat said and added, we have been searching for who would teach us this thing.
'He can take you guys in it with ease, ' Uche added...
'E don do, ' guys what do we get you guys? I asked.
'Or do we hand out at oasis or any of the eateries? ' Uche wanted to quickly move them out.
'No,joor we are just coming na! 'Pat said.
'Any soft drink will be okay, ' chinyeres said.
I ran out faster than a cheetah (lo) to get the drinks but inside me I wished we were in our own room.
I entered and put the drinks on the table for them and of course I bought some biscuits too.
'He lives with us, ' I Heard Uche say.
'You guys are trying oo, 'Pat said.
'Wetin man go do na, ' Uche replied
'Rayton,I was just telling them about the guy we are squatting ''Okiri'' whose rent expired so we allowed him in till he gets a place as landlord chased him already, 'Uche lied flawlessly (Fantastic Lion).

Hian! Which kind lie be this na? Yeeeekpaaaa!!!. But I just smiled and said, 'abi oo!

nice one njoying it

derespect:
When will people like you ever get sense for one day? Is it politics we are discussing here or we are discussing about human lives that were lost!!!
You really need to be psychologically and clinically examined. Mtchewwww

sometimes dey will want to make someone to insult dem ... we re talking bout serious iss here the guy is askin unserious question....

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Where's the pot of Ponmo?[/size]

not always u joke in sometimes take thing serious

lardeipo:
SMH, end time things

this shit cant happen in naija dont take it too serious

MXrep:
Niger state, aka power state is in more than two months of darkness right now. yorubas are stealing the available Megawatts to power their states only

bro we in lagos n all the yoruba state too dont have light

bloodyBLOGGER:
Stop living in the ghetto.

awon lekki weldone oh

Mikylopez:
miss must u quote me

fairygeh:
What has she looks older got it do with this? People will always find something wrong sha

Mikylopez:
miss must u quote me

she is a mature lady... buh the guy will be older than her...

the light and the water thing is everywhere bro even in lagos na bet9ja shop dey help man phone

halfricanadian:
Asin he isnt crios with his soul sef

ah ah na ehn clam down oh.... u bad nice one