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Nice piece! kip d ball rolling

I Love household chores but i wont mind someone helping me out when it comes 2 ironing.

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THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE

My advice: If u think u cannot handle the crush u have 4 ur boss, swthrt look for another job. But I belive with the help of God u can handle whatsoever that comes. Dont give in to the devils devices.
May the Lord be your strength

Mrs Ward," a doctor tells an elderly lady over the phone. " We sent ur husband's test sample to the lab yesterday but a specimen from another Mr Ward arrived at the same time and they got mixed up. I'm sorry- although, to be honest, both results are awful." What do u mean?"
asks the lady
"One specimen tested positive for dementia and the other for a serious STD. We'll test him again, but there's a six-month waiting list."
"What do i do with him until then?
" Drop him off in the middle of the country side. If he finds his way home, dont sleep with him."

A Priest, a church of England vicar and a rabbi are playing poker when the police raid the game.
" Father" asks the officer, " were you gambling?"
" Of course not," says the priest after saying a silent prayer for forgiveness.
After an appeal to heaven, he answers, " No sir,
I certainly was not."
Turning to the rabbi, the officer asks, " Rabbi,
were you gambling?"
Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies, " With Whom?"

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Nice joke

Thanks the Info, am not an experienced surveyor. But my brother (Edward Sunday)who is experienced sent his own cv, hope you dont mind sir. hoping to hear from you soon

CONGRATULATIONS! God who has started the work in your life will perfect all that concerneth you and all nairalander's in Jesus Name. Congratulations, more testimonies will be your portion

Congratulations! May all the favour associated with marriage be your portion in Jesus Name [Amen].CONGRATULATIONS