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FamilyRe: Why Are Some Nigerian Women Like This? by oyoofong(m): 3:54pm On Sep 04, 2025
In that case take 4k from the 100k and bring 96k for me.I have paid you your 4k.Thank you
PoliticsRe: INTERPOL: EFCC’s Wanted Alert On Atiku’s In-Law, Haske Politically-Motivated by oyoofong(m): 2:41pm On Aug 23, 2025
Simply class! The APC guys are pro–con men. Interpol, you pulled this off? Beautiful—kudos to you!
EducationRe: School Punishment: Share Your Experience With The General Staff Room by oyoofong(m): 10:48am On Aug 16, 2025
In secondary school, I was a notorious troublemaker. I surrounded myself with bad friends, lent money to rich kids with interest, and seized belongings when debts weren’t paid. I avoided chores by hiring others, fought disrespectful seniors, and lived a double life—teachers saw me as brilliant and well-behaved, while students knew the opposite. Things fell apart when one debtor got caught stealing his parents’ money to pay me, leading to my suspension. Despite punishment, I found ways around it until I finished school. Today, by God’s grace, I am transformed and a child of God.
HealthRe: Woman With Cancer Designs Her Own Grave After Being Told She Has Weeks To Live by oyoofong(m):
I bet you, she won't die! She will be heal and restored back to life in the mighty name of Jesus Christ! Amen. There is nothing too hard for God to do. He'll surely heal her. Hallelujah!
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo Visits President Bola Tinubu by oyoofong(m): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2025
Don't blink an eye! I will work for you.let me rig my own.
HealthRe: Mentally Challenged Lady’s Rehab Transformation (Before & After Photos) by oyoofong(m): 3:10pm On Aug 11, 2025
She was addicted to stuff! It's all good. No be be family wahala.It was personal and thank God she's been helped!
EducationRe: Benin Republic Graduate (cotonou) by oyoofong(m): 3:49pm On Aug 08, 2025
What I can deduce from your story is that you are enslaved to the job. Why seek counsel when you already have the answer to your question? I wish you well — je te souhaite bonne chance.
HealthRe: What Causes Big Or Pointed Navel? by oyoofong(m): 5:27pm On Jul 31, 2025
I had this kind of navel growing up too. At some point, people even described me by it—it became part of my identity.
I remember fighting back then, and somehow, some people were afraid of me. I became a kind of “terror” if they describe me with that feature.
Funny enough, my navel is so small now. How time changes things.
Jokes EtcRe: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by oyoofong(m): 10:25am On Jul 26, 2025
It seems like one of two scenarios must have played out: either you've gotten her pregnant, or you've reached a level of maturity to get married and your mother has brought your bride. This might be what happened in this situation! Chai!
PoliticsRe: Agboyi-ketu And Bariga LCDA Chairmen End Tenures With Project Commissionings by oyoofong(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2025
The State has money. Both the LCDA and State can still generate revenue in other states ,it's not the same. This is commendable
PoliticsRe: Poverty Isn’t A Crime. It Could Be A Virtue Of God - Godswill Akpabio by oyoofong(m): 1:05pm On Apr 29, 2025
Virtue from God? Yet you do everything conventional or unconventional to evade it with all your generation! Thunderlastrikevirtousyou!
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Caught Lover With Another Pregnant Lady At Clinic (Photos) by oyoofong(m): 9:09am On Apr 10, 2025
That lady that was escorted to the clinic is the real woman for the guy! The yelling woman is the side-chick!
FoodRe: What Do You Call The End Piece Of Bread? (Photo) by oyoofong(m): 5:39pm On Apr 09, 2025
Na small tin naa! Slice bread cover.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Sinach, Frank Edwards, Joe Praize, Eben Left Christ Embassy – Pastor Chris by oyoofong(m): 2:46pm On Feb 08, 2025
Pastor Chris is a man of the Spirit. Their departure has revealed many things. We once believed that most of the songs they sang were their original creations, not realizing that Kathy and others were actually writing for them. They simply performed using the ministry’s platform and resources.

Now, the church is producing beautiful, faith-inspiring songs. I had noticed this pattern in them—they only showed up when it was time to minister—sorry, perform. Once their performance was over, they disappeared. No choir practice, no soul-winning, no prayer—just come, perform, and leave.

Where are they now? On Instagram, making no real impact. Frank nearly lost his life, confessing that he once sang on the wrong platform(Altar). May God help them.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: See The Man EFCC Chairman Is Threatening To Jail ( Pics) by oyoofong(m): 2:09pm On Feb 08, 2025
Prosecution is not the same as imprisonment.
The man is facing prosecution, just as the chair promised!
Yahaya has emerged from hiding!
PoliticsRe: Court jails Professor Ignatius Uduk for falsifying election results in 2019 by oyoofong(m): 9:34am On Feb 06, 2025
Idad!
HealthRe: World Cancer Day 2025 by oyoofong(m): 4:20pm On Feb 04, 2025
We marked World Cancer Day by taking pictures in solidarity with cancer patients, showing our support and raising awareness.

Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk Shuts Down USAID, Locks Out 600 Staffers Overnight by oyoofong(m): 9:01am On Feb 04, 2025
I will look for buyers for their properties in Lagos. The USAID have a history of inciting unrest in African nations. The truth is gradually coming to light, and David Hundeyin’s investigative findings on X provide substantial evidence of their activities.
RomanceRe: 36-Year-Old Man’s Strict Search for Virgin Wife Sparks Uproar (Photo) by oyoofong(m): 3:21pm On Feb 03, 2025
Virgin wife don like s3x.You have to be patience!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trans Woman Cries Out After Passport Gender Change Under Trump (Photos/Video) by oyoofong(m): 3:36pm On Jan 31, 2025
You were a lazy man who chose to undergo surgery to appear as a woman, deceiving and exploiting hardworking men for their money.
Despite your altered appearance, you are still a man. Trump has tamed you
PoliticsRe: 2027: Tinubu Won’t Give You Power, Be Ready To Die For It – Amaechi To Nigerians by oyoofong(m): 4:32pm On Jan 30, 2025
Let Amaechi be the first to die—only then will he understand that we "love" him for giving his life for the Nigeria they exploit.
PoliticsRe: FG Set To Revive Nigeria’s Aluminium Smelting Company by oyoofong(m): 4:48pm On Jan 29, 2025
This guy knows how to capture people's attention.
Each state has specific issues they want the government to address or revive.
Akwa Ibom has two key concerns: this one and the Abestonit factory in Oron.
He's gradually taking stock of what to campaign with, and the electioneering process is subtly activated.
Meanwhile, the clueless PDP is too busy fighting among themselves yet still hopes to win.
They seem more inclined to remain a useless opposition in a joint venture with Obi.
PoliticsRe: Fight At PDP BOT Meeting In Abuja (Video) by oyoofong(m): 2:13pm On Jan 29, 2025
These individuals are nothing short of opportunistic rogues! Their brazen self-interest has been the very catalyst that has propelled the People's Democratic Party (PDP) into this dire and ignominious predicament. Their relentless pursuit of personal gain, devoid of strategic foresight, has ultimately relegated the self-serving Peter Obi to the desolate fringes of political opposition in Nigeria.
EducationRe: FG Considering Convertion Of Colleges Of Education To Universities - Minister by oyoofong(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2025
Covert all colleges of education and Poly/monotechnic to universities. No need for such institutions anymore.

Moreso,there should be no exam for Jss3 ,
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Deputy Governor, Eyakenyi loses Daughter 7 months after wedding by oyoofong(m): 4:15pm On Jan 28, 2025
It's well. May the Lord comfort her family.
The Deputy Governor was my CRK teacher back in the day at Methodist Boys' High School, Oron.
PoliticsRe: Telecom Tariff Hike: SERAP Drags Tinubu To Court by oyoofong(m): 11:36am On Jan 27, 2025
Which of their cases have they actually won? They're always dragging the Federal Government or that state to court. Oga, abeg, make una park well!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Staff Steals “30,000 Dollars” From Exhibit Room In Kaduna by oyoofong(m): 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2025
These guys are baad! EFCC Staff? Kai,some people na opportunity to strike dem dey wait for!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2024 FALA: 10 Outstanding Young Leaders Win Prestigious Award by oyoofong(m): 3:31pm On Jan 22, 2025
Thank you so much, Pastor Sir, for your unwavering dedication to advancing the gospel globally and for your bold and visionary commitment over the years to empowering and raising exceptional young African leaders. Watching their remarkable works on TV fills me with awe at their ingenuity and relentless efforts to tackle challenges within their nations and beyond.
The monetary rewards accompanying these initiatives are truly impactful, serving as a profound source of encouragement. Many past recipients have testified, saying, "My life has never been the same since I won the award; it opened countless doors of opportunities for me globally!"
Thank you once again, Sir, and kudos to all the outstanding awardees!
PoliticsRe: Kano Government ‘Empowers’ 2,386 Women With 7158 Goats In N2.3Billion Initiative by oyoofong(m): 11:15am On Jan 22, 2025
In the northern part of our country, goats are considered valuable, income-generating assets. Therefore, it’s understandable why the governor might choose to distribute them as a means of empowerment. By providing goats to these women, they are being equipped with a sustainable source of income. Goats can be used for milk, meat, and breeding, which can significantly improve their livelihoods. With proper training and support, this initiative has the potential to foster long-term economic growth and financial independence for the beneficiaries!
BusinessRe: Mark Zuckerberg Caught Looking At Lauren Sanchez Breasts At Trump’s Inauguration by oyoofong(m): 3:17pm On Jan 21, 2025
See the real picture!

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Lived In “Window-Dressed Realities” Before Subsidy Removal – Oyedele by oyoofong(m): 11:17am On Jan 21, 2025
Now that you're in government, you've suddenly found your voice. Meanwhile, the rest of Nigerians, excluding you and your family, have been living in a false reality, oblivious to the truth.

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