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Romance / Re: Couple Walk Over Guests Like Carpets At Wedding (Photos) by oyoofong(m): 4:53pm On May 02
Marriage that will collapse within a year?
Education / Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by oyoofong(m): 3:41pm On May 02
The mother beats up her daughter because the daughter was drunk.
The mother beats up her daughter because the mother was drunk.
Without additional context or clarification, it's impossible to determine which interpretation is correct.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by oyoofong(m): 11:32am On Apr 22
Which side of the prison they put am.? The female or male side?
Romance / Re: Real Reason Women Cheat In Marriage – Blessing CEO by oyoofong(m): 9:05pm On Apr 16
Her bres is chikikili
Religion / Re: NOUN Students Demand Apology From Dunamis Pastor Over Dehumanization Of Graduate by oyoofong(m): 11:49am On Apr 16
The image the pastor was trying to protect from the media by stopping the poorly versed supposedly law graduate from further testifying has plunged him and the ministry into media war.Had he not intervened he'd probably be accused of stage-managing a miracle .
Business / Re: 20 Countries Most In Debt To China by oyoofong(m): 9:33pm On Apr 07
China just dey print money for them ni? Then collect their natural resources and construct bridges bringing prisoners for their country to work .Slavery mentality to these countries
Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by oyoofong(m): 9:21pm On Apr 07
Omo see wahala.This thing wey the help people stay calm has been bursted in waterloo.This is real weird!
Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by oyoofong(m): 9:15pm On Apr 07
Awn han!
Religion / Re: Your Easter Message Provocative, CAN Demands Apology From FIRS by oyoofong(m): 9:02am On Apr 03
None of these guys can try this with Islam.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Is Now In A Situation Described In Isaiah 49:26 - Shehu Sani by oyoofong(m): 8:26am On Apr 01
Shehu,can't find a suitable verse of quran to substantiate the condition of his political oppressors? Just asking though...
Religion / Re: CAN Says Nigerians Should Celebrate Easter With Fasting, Prayer by oyoofong(m): 10:58pm On Mar 30
These guys are not born-again.They are just politicians.They always strive to please the government of the day.How on earth will you want christians to fast? Easter is the period of celebration.Where we praise and thank God for the many-sided victories that the death,burial and resurrection of our Lord and saviour has granted us.My family has prepared special meal to celebrate easter.It's celebration time for christians,Go and enjoy brethren and share with those who may not have the means.Boycott CANal men directives.We, of course, have plenty of wisdom to pass on to you once you get your feet on firm spiritual ground, but it’s not popular wisdom, the fashionable wisdom of high-priced experts that will be out-of-date in a year or so. God’s wisdom is something mysterious that goes deep into the interior of his purposes. You don’t find it lying around on the surface. It’s not the latest message, but more like the oldest—what God determined as the way to bring out his best in us, long before we ever arrived on the scene. The experts of our day haven’t a clue about what this eternal plan is. If they had, they wouldn’t have killed the Master of the God-designed life on a cross. That’s why we have this Scripture text: No one’s ever seen or heard anything like this, Never so much as imagined anything quite like it— What God has arranged for those who love him. But you’ve seen and heard it because God by his Spirit has brought it all out into the open before you. The Spirit, not content to flit around on the surface, dives into the depths of God, and brings out what God planned all along. Who ever knows what you’re thinking and planning except you yourself? The same with God—except that he not only knows what he’s thinking, but he lets us in on it. God offers a full report on the gifts of life and salvation that he is giving us. We don’t have to rely on the world’s guesses and opinions. We didn’t learn this by reading books or going to school; we learned it from God, who taught us person-to-person through Jesus, and we’re passing it on to you in the same firsthand, personal way.1 Cor.2:8 MSG
Religion / Re: CAN Says Nigerians Should Celebrate Easter With Fasting, Prayer by oyoofong(m): 9:53pm On Mar 30
Easter is a period to celebrate the victories the death,burial and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ has granted us.We are not mourning.Those folks are not christians.They don't even know the bible.They want to appease the government while they and their families will eat sumptuous meal
Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai 2 Uba Sani: You're an Incompetent Gov Who Always Sleeps In Abuja by oyoofong(m): 9:46pm On Mar 30
War is looming! This is good!
Politics / Re: Terrorism: FG Invites Gumi For Questioning by oyoofong(m): 8:31am On Mar 26
This is a welcome development!
Food / Re: Economic Hardship: Parents Shun Noodles As Prices Soar by oyoofong(m): 2:08pm On Mar 02
The price have been reduced!
Politics / Re: Lagos: Police Share bottle Water, Biscuits To Protesters (photos) by oyoofong(m): 12:49pm On Feb 27
Make them no poison people!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by oyoofong(m): 12:23pm On Feb 26
Make una free am! Warn to keep quiet and enjoy himself.The guy go cooperate
Sports / Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by oyoofong(m): 11:19am On Feb 21
Why sportbible? Everything about christianity is taken for granted.We may no longer leave the fight to God again ooo!

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Romance / Re: Since We Moved To The UK, I’m No Longer Attracted To My Husband - Nigeria Lady by oyoofong(m): 3:19pm On Feb 19
wehdone! He was attracted to you up until you got to 'DONDON' abi! Karma is real!
Politics / Re: Tech Hubs: Anambra Senator Nwoye Vs Lagos Senator Abiru (Pictures) by oyoofong(m): 8:53am On Feb 19
All building na building.Na the design be different!
Politics / Re: Osagie Ize-Iyamu Withdraws From Edo Governorship Race by oyoofong(m): 2:31pm On Feb 16
The same people friends and family that urged you to contest .,are the same people that asked you to withdraw.You withdrew because you ain't winning the party ticket.Besides,Edo will slap APC.Save your money.Pastor sir,use the money for the sponsorship of the gospel.Don't talk like a professional Nigerian politicians!
Politics / Re: ₦1 Million Might Be Demanded As Minimum Wage - Joe Ajaero by oyoofong(m): 3:49pm On Feb 12
Na this kind thing make Uzo boys beat am.Unrealistics demand!
Food / Re: Can You Eat These? (picture) by oyoofong(m): 12:15pm On Feb 07
Correct meat way back.I can even eat it raw straight from the decaying palm tree. We call it " ite" pronounce -ee-tay!

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Celebrities / Re: "I Am Sorry For campaigning Naked For Tinubu" - Olaiya Igwe by oyoofong(m): 8:32am On Feb 06
Why apologise? You are an actor,you acted your conviction,Don't ask for anything in return!
Food / Re: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by oyoofong(m): 2:57pm On Jan 31
Me dey vex complete including bleeping.
Crime / Re: A Chicken Thief Was Caught And Paraded With The Chicken In Benin (video/picture) by oyoofong(m): 2:45pm On Jan 30
The guy was hungry.E no good !
Crime / Re: Moment Nigerian Soldiers Rescued Kidnapped Victims In Abuja (Pics/Video) by oyoofong(m): 4:16pm On Jan 19
This kind one no dey fear death again.Kudos to the police.See fine name where them give am! How him come turn this bad? Na Evans
apprentice?
Food / Re: Eat Or Pass? by oyoofong(m): 12:30pm On Jan 06
Sacrifice for election rigging!
Crime / Re: Borno Youths Drinking Fermented Urine, Lizard Dung, Says NDLEA by oyoofong(m): 4:04pm On Jan 05
Can these things be exported to them from South-west/southsouth,This might be a good start for 2024
Family / Re: My Breakfast This Morning (picture) by oyoofong(m): 12:20pm On Jan 05
Big boy!
Romance / Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by oyoofong(m): 9:20am On Jan 05
So ukraine upon say fight dey? Oma sheoo!

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