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[b]Fortysix


I dial my mum number sharperly, she
pick at once.
Mum: hello oziegbe.
Me: ma, na you send me message just
now?
Mum: no oh, I get time to dey send
message .
Me: okay bye bye.
Mum: wetin happen
Me: nothing bye bye.
I cut the call at once before she continue
to dey ask me numerous question, I
read the text again, this just dosnt feel
right, I was so disturb that I had to call
Lizzy at once, I called first time, she
didn’t pick, second time she didn’t pick,
third time the same thing, so I sent a
text.
“hello love please I need to speak to you
now its urgent”.
i waited for her reply for good twenty
minutes, since she nor want reply me I
drop the phone on the table and walk
out, sometimes if I dey vex i nor dey
carry phone waka.
I enter bike #50 go afuze, i told you guys
before I wanna cook a delicious soup, if
you don’t know how to cook black soup
or you can call it saint leaf soup, you
better open your eyes sharp, I enter the
crowding market come see as people
scatter like fowl, bike no dey even mind
whether people dey road or not. na to
dey speed paas them sabi, so I first buy
saint leaf they tie it 50 naira, so I bought
4, maybe that one go do, I bought
crayfish #100, and meat 300, dry fish,
200, we get the rest ingredient for
house, but one thing still remain, we dey
call am ugbewe, (locust beans seed) the thing they dey
small small like seed, i bought kpomo
also, that one don do, after all na me
and my mum only, so I carry my
property pack put for nylon bag and
enter the noisy crowd, as i dey go, I felt
like someone was following me, so I turn
back, na many people I see wey them
they struggle for breath Cus the crowd
was too muCH, so I continue walking till I
reach where I go take bike, so as I wan
stop bike, another bike pass my front, I
mistakenly saw the side glass, wetin I
see shock me, I saw one bIG woman with
hairs like snake, just like the medusella,
if you have watch clash of the Titans, I
was shock that I turn back, I look exactly
at the same spot but the woman was no
longer there, I walk to the area and
search everywhere for there but I nor
see her, hmmmm na wa oh, Abi na my
mind dey play games with me again?
maybe oh because there is no way
somebody like that will stand at the
middle of crowd without people running
away from her, so I package myself and
disappear out of the market, I didn’t
enter bike there again, if i reach road i
go enter, so I follow backyard, I wan
pass back burst out from main road
then come stop bike for there, as I dey
go I dey look over my shoulders, I go
waka two step I go look back, people wey
dey follow me come dey wonder whether
na mad person I be, after 2 minutes
everybody find their way. leaving me
alone in Akhigbe street in Afuze, i don’t
know why they call that street Akhigbe
(my surname) and we are not even
related, and the street is one of the
oldest in afuze, they don tie the street
now, as I dey go nobody dey road,
everywhere dey dry, na so market day
dey always be for afuze, everybody like
to dey go market, i was walking fast to
get to the main road on time when
suddenly I heard a footstep following me,
I was so afraid in that I didn’t even look
back, so I stop and the foostep stop
(daytime oh) I continue and the footstep
continue, I summon the courage to look
back. I look back and saw nobody, as I
say make I face front continue my
journey na im I see her stand for my
front looking at me with her blazing
eyes.[/b]

Tonia500:
thanks sir no update??

evening

Tonia500:
i just glue to my phone since and i don catch up with una..waoh i missed nairaland stories,nice story more grease to your elbow

welcome ma

joanee20:
You get spiritual mama..abi u forget, make I remind u..lol

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[b]fortyfive





As the phone they ring my heart they beat, why my mind they beat now
me i nor know oh, i let the phone ring finish i nor pick am, as i wan
open door say make i escape go but indomie the phone started crying
again, the tone they disturb my inner insulin gland, i didnt know when
i rush inside and pick the goddamn phone,
Me: hello.
Lizzy: why you they fear to pick the call?
Me: i was busy, am sorry.
Lizzy: okay what are you doing am missing you.
Me: well am trying to regain my strength, the one you took last night.
Lizzy: i thought you didnt remember.
Me: yeah, but now am getting the picture clearer.
Lizzy: hmmm you are a strong man, so am not surprise.
Me: there's something i want to talk to you about.
Lizzy: and is now you want to talk about it, what if i didnt call you?
Me: i just remember it now.
Lizzy: so what is it?
Me: do you know any ugbomiga river?
Lizzy: no.
Me: waoh thats strange.
Lizzy: why are you looking for it?
Me: well the disk i took, the girl told me to go ugbomiga river for answers.
Lizzy: well i dont know anything about ugbomiga river, but i can
search for it for you.
Me: i will so much appreciate it.
Lizzy: i need the disk.
Me: to do what?
Lizzy: to destroy it.
Me: why?
Lizzy: because the disk implicate me.
Me: but you are above the law.
Lizzy: even your father in paradise have rules and law.
Me: hmmmm so what are trying to say.
Lizzy: am not afraid of the physical fight, but i have doubt about the
spiritual.
Me: tell me more please.
Lizzy: not on phone, i will make you a deal.
Me: what deal?
Lizzy: hand over the disk to me and i will show you ugbomiga river.
Me: i thought you said you dont know it?
Lizzy: i do and i will take you there myself if you summit the disk to me.
Me: hmmm but you have the power to just kill me and collect the disk.
Lizzy: i cant because am you spiritual lo............
Me: lo what.
Lizzy: i cant because i love you.
Me: thats not what you wanted to say.
Lizzy: it is my dear, i cant harm you because i love you, do you love
me? (question for the gods)
i remain mute, what do you guys expect me to say, i should yes Or No?.
Me: hahahahahaha.
Lizzy: what obligate your laughter?
Me: because its kinda strange.
Lizzy: why?
Me: well you asking me to love a witch.
Lizzy: are you not part of us?
Me: i am not my dear, am not a witch, am a chirstian and i love God
and his word.
Lizzy: you cant escape it Oziegbe, is either you accept or they kill you.
Me: who will kill me?
Lizzy: witches from west, mermaids from the south and hybrids from the east.
Me: waoh, wait please, mention those words again please.
Lizzy: witches from the west, mermaids from the south and hybrids from the east.
I cut the call, now everything is getting clearer, lucy told me i have
three things that they want.
Is it in anyway related to what lizzy just said, woah and i believe
lizzy is lucy sister, because she told me she had a sister called
luciana, and lizzy is luciana, if luciana is from the west, lucy from
the east then who is from the south, but they are twins and grow up in
the west, hmmm but luciana said she was ban to the east leaving her
sister behind but later migrated to the east following me around like
wind and she's a mermaid, so who is from the south?
Everything is still scatteredion my head, i really need to take water
now, i stood up from the chair and went inside to get water.
After i drink the water finish, my throat started scratching me, then
it start boiling like say i drank hot water, i ran inside to lick oil
but the thing no gree stop, i even took chest and lungs medicine, the
thing still dey scratch me badly, then i felt my stomach e be like say
i wan vomit, i ran to the toilet and "whoooai" i vomit blood, after
vomiting i wash my mouth and enter parlour again thinking why i vomit
blood, then a text enter my phone, i manage to stand up and walk to
the tv, i took my phone ontop tv, i look at the number, unknown, so i
open the text message and it reads
"welcome to our world, my son"
i was surprise why my mum will send me that message and also use
strange number, and yes, that day was my 18 birthday.[/b]

[b]Fortyfour

DEDICATED TO CHINYERE [CHERRYBROWN]
Me: just give me joor.
Carp: okay but am nor responsible for anything oh.
Me: see who they speak english, abeg give me something joor, anything
like what self?
Carp: no worry.
He walk to where he kept his tools and equipment, he took the saw and
gave it to me.
Carp: bring am come back now now because i get work this morning.
Me: yeah i know, you don even start the work for bed self.
Carp: you nor well, oya commot for my house self.
He drove me out of his room and lock the door, lol, for him mind na
him they enjoy pussi.
I reach my house and use the saw to cut the door panel, if i say make
i use am cut the key for where na there i go sleep till queen
elizabeth come meet me, it wasnt that hard cus the saw was very sharp,
within two minutes i don do everything finish, i open the door and
went inside, everything just they as i leave am, nothing spoil,
nothing bam, so i quickly enter my room and look for another panel, i
get those things many for house, so i took one from inside one black
old bag and quickly fix the door, using nail and hammer, after fixing
it i return the handsaw to ogijio the carpenter, he told me to drop it at
the door mouth, maybe him dey ontop him babe, i nor blame am afterall
na morning sex they sweet pass abi?.
I return back to my house jejeje and arrange my room very well i saw
my beautiful kpako phone, i carry am and check if battery still dey,
for where e don flat like flat tire, so i took another battery from
ontop table and on it, thank God one bar still remain, after switching
it on, i called my mum.
Mum: hello oziegbe.
Me: good morning ma, where you they?
Mum: i still they hospital, i they try your number since them say switch off.
Me: yes light no they, and no fuel for generator, but why you still
they hospital?
Mum: i don reach store finish, around 10 in the night i get emergency
call for hospital say them poison some police.
Me: really what of people wey they do night duty, And you enter go meet them in the night,
Mum: no, na motor come carry us and they need mor staff, i still they there.
Me: na which kind poison?
Mum: nobody know oh, but them don they wake up small small.
Me: wetin them say happen?
Mum: none of them remember anything and one of their officer self don die.
Me: hiah odikwa serious.
Mum: wetin you talk?
Me: i say that one serious.
Mum: yes na, we go stay here tey, so find something to eat, na where
you learn igbo?
Me: nah from one music wey them they sing like that.
Mum: take care i they busy for now, if i nor quick come make you go
store in the evening oh.
Me: okay ma, bye bye.
Mum: okay.
Waoh just waoh, so na now those police they wakup from their slumber,
hiah this one strong well well, i drop the phone and went to check if
there is money in the container, of course there is, so i took 1000
naira i wan go market go cook soup, lol i sabi cook soup oh if you
doubt me come i will cook for you, but when you they run go toilet no
blame me oh.
As i they go outside my phone started ringing, i check the phone and
saw lizzy on the screen, fear from above begin catch me automatically.

[/b]

[b]fortythree


She was sleeping like a baby, i look at her fine lips like
marshmellow, i was tempted to kiss her but i was afraid she will wake
up, so i slowly got up from bed and tiptoed out of the room with my
clothes on my hands, i enter parlour and wear my clothes i check time
after five, waoh time don go oh, i see her purse for table i took it
and open it, i saw bundles of naira inside i took 200 naira and
quickly ran out of the house, this time the door open, but why e no
gree open before na, yeye they smell.

I walk to the main road where i enter bike, the bike carry me go house
direct without any hold up, and when i got home i saw our door locked
with a different key, all those italy key wey they strong pass rock,
even if you carry hammer wan take break am, the hammer itself go
break, na wa oh, na those nonsense police go lock our door like that,
but wait were my mummy they cus i never even see her, e be like say
she sleep for store i for enter road go meet her but day never break
well, i think the time should be around 5:30am now, so i sat at the
front of our door waiting for day to break, i hope my phone is secured
inside because i nor trust naija police, i relax for my frontage when
sleep begin dey border me, i never sleep since morning because of
police and lizzy, and by the way wetin she they talk self about me
being a half human and half merman, wetin be the meaning of merman
self, i think say na only mermaid them they see, is there anything
like merman? I dont know maybe when they break i go check am from
dictionary.
If i be merman i for they see sign na, or wait! wait!! wait!!!.
I have many things that other people dont have, since i was born i
have never seen anybody palm as white as mine, during harmattan season
my hand they white like kilode, (till now my hand still they white,
and worse during harmattan season) some people say i dont have blood
there thats why, but is that really a sign of being a merman? one more
thing, any time i mistakely burn my hair on my body, within two days
the hair don grow back, and also since i was born nobody has ever beat
underwater, because of that my ex girlfriend they call me witch, i
remember how i won a brand new wristwatch on one faithful day when we
were dong competition for who will be the last person to come out from
river.
Hmmmmm i dont think all this signs are concrete enough to convince me
that am a merman, well i will have to find out no matter what. I look
up day don dey break small small, i stood up and went to look for the
carpenter, i enter his house and knock on his door.
"na who they there"
Me: bros na me abeg i need your help.
Carp: chief Oz na you be that?
Me: yes.
Carp: okay i they come.
He open the door and signal me to come in, see as him room they smell
badly, i look bed and saw Justina sister, i wasnt surprise at all
after all na him girlfriend.
Carp: wetin happen wey you come visit me this early morning.
Me: abeg i need your handsaw.
Carp: wetin happen
Me: i forget my key and i wan break the door.
Carp: na hammer you go carry na.
Me: hammer no fit break am.
Carp: you they craze, shey na white house e be wey hammer no fit break am?[/b]

[b]fortytwo


Lizzy: i command you to stop.
It was like i was remote to stop, because i pause immediately, her
eyes were like a red serpent shinning and sparkling like a gold.
Lizzy: come here' she commanded.
I walk straight to her like a servant looking at her succulous face.
Lizzy: now kiss me.
I drew her head closer and gave her a sound kiss, as i wanted to
remove my head back, she hold me tight, rapping her hands around her
neck,.
Lizzy: make love to me.
I didnt know what happen but the speed at which i use to rush her to
her room was out of this world, i took her to the bed and drop her i
stood up and remove all my clothes, i remove hers too, then i climb
bed with her and open her leg wide, i balance my mouth at her well
and started sucking it as if there's a gold inside and i was looking
for it (of course theres, an ugly one), i continue kissing her while
she moan like someone be sex by dog, she rob her hands around my
neck, squizzing my head with her legs as she want to kill me, starring
towards the ceiling as if there's a soldiers there coming to get her,
her well is neat and oily, the first time i made love to her i saw
blood, but i didnt believe that she was a virgin then.
I sama my mouth inside her well and locate the gold (clit) i started
dragging with dragons to get the gold, if i touch the gold with my
hands, the dragons will fold together stopping me from going in again,
well i use my hand to push the dragons away and touch the gold again,
of course the mountain was shaking like say a nuclear bomb was coming
to destroy it, after much dragging, i remove my hands and decided to
use atomic bomb to bomb the draggons away, so i set the atomic bomb
very well, i even shift the mountain up up the sea and launch the
bomb, when the draggons saw that the bomb was too big they give way.
I insert my dic**k inside her and started fuc**** her very well, it was
like i was been remote because i wasnt myself, anytime i want to have
sex i always use or ask for condom, but this time i was doing it
without even bothered about protection, hmmm i pray God save me.

We sex for good thirty minutes before i release, she stood up
immediately and started licking my akamu, then she lay beside me, i
was looking at her red eye, then suddenly the eyes started turning to
normal, it continue changing till it turn to a beautiful blue eyes,
like the one i know, then something like scale fell from my eyes.
Me: what happen?
Lizzy: we sex.[/b]

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