Johnbullthe3rd:
If they born you well type ’śmugmug” and see what happens next.

But you just did and nothing happened!!!

AchrafHakimi:
Once he recovers, hunt her down and retaliate.

A pound of flesh?

Nice one. I hope MAINTENANCE ALLOWANCE go follow.

Calitoscassius:
How come they are suffering from HBP? their churches and mosques should be curing their HBP. Naigerians claims to be highly religious, until the religious noise nuisance appears next to their houses

My dear, you go hustle come back home to rest, and suddenly this noise begins to hinder that sweet rest, na HBP be dat.

Barims:
That's very good! Time to invite LASEPA to come and treat the fuckups of churches and mosques in my area

They're almost everywhere. That's one of the reasons why people are suffering from HBP.

Wow, when will he present the budget for 2024?

Juzec:
Note 20 ultra is far better than S20 ultra

Thanks. Could you mention some of the features that make it better than the S20, please?

I'm currently using Note 9, want to upgrade to S20 ultra or Note 20 ultra. Which is better please?

I pray it won't get to 5k before 2027.

They usually give boxers, but as things are expensive now they may drop to handkerchief.

Just thank God you could afford it. Many have PARKED their cars.

It's 1,000 Naira per kg in Kaduna.

INTEGRITYA1:
El-Rufai is up to something. He also received a chieftaincy position from one of the Yoruba States lately.

2031 on his mind?

He has enough money to throw around. Kaduna revenue and the loans he collected will soon start working for him.

Timoleon:
With APC membership card, it's free in my area.

I would rather forfeit it.

It's because they don't have problems, so they want to create the problems for themselves to feel complete. You can see how they're doing with their wigs, always tossing it back and forth. Nature gave them hair that will not disturb them, but would rather be disturbed.

The same fashion is happening in the GRAs in Kaduna. Almost all the roads are being gated now.

Haakeem:
How many days would it last you?
But wait o, watin you dey use ogbono for🤮.
Why not use the money and buy more egusi instead?
Your choice tho👍.

Variety, they say is the spice of life.

Nigerians are missing all the assueances and the condemnations.

I ASSURE YOU
I ASSURE YOU
I CONDEMN
I CONDEMN

My dream car.

Wow this is heavy. Only revolution can RESET this country to normal.

Villa12:
I know a man earning close to 2M monthly. He is 41 and still searching for a wife. Most girls only date him but doesn't want to marry him. The girl he sent to school (polytechnic) still dump him for a guy that earn less than him

Did you know Why? His character. If you doubt me, you can send me a DM and i will take you to meet the guy. This is someone that is doing pretty fine for himself but still struggling to get a wife. I only know about men struggling financially having issues getting a wife. I was surprised to see someone doing fine having same issue

For every man there's a woman, and for every woman there's a man. Most likely, the woman DESTINED for him is close by; but he prefers to go far and wide searching for a wife.

Rapture2021:
Before I say one thing my wife has abused the hell out of me,she was such a calm and reserved person before we married,but today at the slightest of misunderstanding she begins the insult,even getting close to my face telling me to beat her,I have never laid a finger on her,but she is tempting me to do that. How can a woman calls a man fool, idiot, animal? I have reported her family severally and yet she is not changing.

I opened a boutique business for her last year,now she said she wants to sell baby things,and I have done it half way,I had to just prank her that the other money I was expecting hasn't come, immediately she began the insult again to my face,as it is the prank is getting real because I will not give her the money anymore

I believe her friends are behind this. Many married women like discussing their family issues with (SINGLE) friends, in the process she'll be brainwashed and come home a (NEGATIVELY) changed person.

Ozommadu:
Zamfara that is currently the hot bed for bandits and kidnappers

Na fine face Apc h0peless propagandists wan celebrate.

The banditry and the kidnappings affect ONLY the poor masses. That's why the politicians don't bother to do something about the menace.

SUPERPACK:
You are simply growing into a man. You cant call yourself a man if you can't control your sexual urge. A real man should be able to go 2 years and above with sex. Yes I said so.

It will give you advantage in any relationship as your partner can't bait you with sex. Welcome to the club.

This is a new one. You must be a STALLION.

1.......Your fuel tank to go empty with your mother in-law in the car.
2...... Your car battery to go flat in the rainy season, as you're preparing for church.

APOPTOSIS:
3 most difficult personalities u can't advice
1......a woman in love.
2......a wealthy uneducated man.
3......a woman following a prophet or religious oga

4.....An arrogant illiterate.

BEHIND EVERY DOWN FALL OF A MAN, THERE'S A WOMAN.

The same amount was given to states to share as palliative amongst millions of Nigerians. But here's a government spending the amount just to renovate an office. Nigeria we hail thee.

9icetoo:
even 1.0 liter engine will struggle to get that.

Thanks

I think Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja and Warri are the most expensive.

Isokotolopia:
Didn’t read

That makes the two of us!!!

Jennyclay:
Oh No!! Not again!!

Nigerian men make me sick, I hate Nigerian men . Nigerian men are rapist and murderers!

Biko, the court should sentence the useless man to death by butchering ASAP!!

Thank God your father is not a NIGERIAN, he would have been a SICK, RAPIST and a MURDERER.