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Who sent you? Wetin you wan see? Maybe you wan die young!

Will that ever change? It was just last Sunday that we were discussing with some family friends on the same issue. No swallows on Sundays!

That's why death rate is increasing in our society today. Even in engineering, reason for building and bridges collapsing everywhere.

Was your mother IN HER FATHER'S HOUSE when you went back to your father's house?

adenigga:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/apc-capable-of-ruling-nigeria-for-100-years-party-chieftain

This is a premonition or clairvoyance to your downfall just like the PDP that said they will rule for 50 years. Where's PDP today?!

Please house, how much would it cost to convert 2005 Toyota highlander(V6) to CNG? I'm in Kaduna.

AustineE1:
I just hope this is not true...I doubt what a nollywood actor and a 'bloody civilian' has to do with coup!He can't sponsor a coup from his meagre earnings from nollywood. Time shall tell!

Maybe for aiding and abating.

Women are like the ants. Sweet things attract them.

PureSperm:
Yeah . I remember when I told my ex girlfriend I'd die if we ever break up . Unfortunately,it's been over 3 years since we parted ways. She reminded me of that promise some weeks ago even though we aren't dating again and I laughed

I told her I was a broke guy, whilst I was not.

What medical reasons should one give for a car with factory tinted glass?

Your salary is taxed before you're paid, anything you buy is taxed, sell something is taxed, save the money in the bank it's equally taxed, withdrawal is taxed, making phone calls all taxed, sending SMS also taxed and many more. All these taxes are from the same (salary) money that was initially taxed. Where is the justice?

This brings to bare the good old days in Kaduna, stores like:
Kingsway
Leventis
Bhojson
Cash & Carry
Bata
Harmony Brothers
Challarams
Lennards
Lever Brothers
PZ
UTC
And many more.

Back to sender situation.

Mostly I go 0-1-1, sometimes 1-0-1. On Sundays I go 0-1-0.

You know what you want in a woman. Even prostitutes make good wives!!!

WOMEN, naturally don't always have ENOUGH. They always want MORE.

Mariangeles:
That's what they all say.

But what would you say?

Shoes without Peter went to school
Shoes went to school without Peter
Shoes Peter went to school without
Shoes to school Peter went without
Shoes Peter went without to school

Maybe the guy has not been paid for months and family pressures are mounting. Rent, school fees, feeding, health etc. God have mercy.

princepee:
are you sure it's same person?.
Reality Don set in shakara don end.
So no more nose ring

That makes them look like Indian cows.

Just saying to defend his garri!

Absolutely brilliant. It reminds me of FESTAC'77.

immortalcrown:
Happy birthday to her.

Una no add "King" to her name today. Wetin do "shis" crown?

Fake things don't last.

From head to toes.

Remember that everything and everyone have their capacities. Please don't get her overloaded.

Women don't really know what fits them. If you advice them they will say you're jealous.

This giant that has been sleeping since 1982? I wish you good luck.

With this arsenal in my kitty, I will just go out and BUY TROUBLE!!

Opposite attract they say, but as a tall man I don't befriend short women.

I love to see women in their natural beauty without the additives or the artificialities. Most especially women with low cuts or with braids.

Killings everywhere. Nigeria is gradually turning into a "HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR"

mjuvey3:
A mother's love never dies.

Not all mothers. Some even dump their children in the gutters or rubbish dumps.

Fibroid has a twin - MENOPAUSE. This too is equally waiting.