, ring,
, "Thank you for calling Aso Rock, for english, press 1, pidgin, 2, Abiriba, 3, (*2*), correect, , to yan directly with Oga Presido,chook 1, im VP, 2, vice VP, 3, (*1*), correeect. , omo abeg wait, is coming, ",
Bros J: "Hello, " :
Pa J :"Hey bros, how far na?"
Bros J:"Na who be dis?"
Pa J:"na Pa J, from DC, I been send U my youtube las' mont, "
Bros J: "Yes yes, aah, Goaaalaaaaaaaso, insai d neeet O, wi ganna, ",
Pa J:"but Bros na how U go take my song greet me when U wan fall my hand with FIFA now?"
Bros:"but ol'boy as I don hear reports from Cybereagles sey when Arsenal begin lose U sef flipflop comot from dia back join Chelsea so I been tink sey U go turn Ghanaian after I ban Nigeria, "
Pa J:"TUFIAKWA!!U don see pesin use Kenkey chop Ewedu before??, U don see the toilet for the Ghanaian Embassy?Abeg if na play make U stop am O! but make I ask U, U mean am?"
Bros J:"why not?"
Pa J:"But Bros, dat na like setting the house on fire to get rid of rats, oyibo dey call am oferkill!"
Bros J:"But if previous occupants don feed the rats Otapiapia and dem no die,how man for do?See, for our village if U put smoke inside rat hole U go see am do high jump comot one time!!"
Pa J:"ah ha!!so na to just use Ogboju for dem, correeect!!"
Bros J:"Well, more like a calculated warning with the intention of, "
Pa J"Ah, ha!!.Bros J, I feel U!Good idea!After Obama,na U biko!I duff hat!!! I see where U dey carry go with this one, and I wan make U know sey I gat ya back paparapa, I full ground well well for U, in fact, if U wan form new Komitee and just like the Supa Eegus go need fresh legs,U go need fresh faces, U know, Honest Nigerians wey dey selfless and not just dey look after dia own sef, U know?Plenty peeps fit back me up wiff wetin I dey talk on dis idea, just ask dem, dem go tell U sey as I see am na so I call am, no wuruwuru, no magomago, no cunnycunny, if U like sey U fit do background check on me and ask my previous employers and current famli members, dem go tell U sey "That Pa J, na correct guy!"I be clean pesin, and I dey get along wiff everybody, and no dey ask for too much back, now, na where I fit fax my resume make U look am?, ?Hello?, helloBros J, hello, "
, *phone computer voice*, "If U'd like to make a call, please hang up, and dial again, "
Pa J:" "

Brasil,

, I ain't tellin'em jack, I rezembu Amebo.com to U?I be CNN?Gboromiro?BBC?Towncrier?

ewu, wetin? ok, since you're neither married nor have galfren, the rules apply to ya right hand too, damn!

(For married men to post in very conspicous spaces for their wives to see, especially from June 11 to July 11 2010)
1.The World Cup is the Lord of all Programmes,thou shalt worship no other programme before it.
2.As for me and my household we shall only be viewing the World Cup and the World Cup only in the entire duration of competition.
3.As the head of this household,I am that I am shall Lord over all remote controls and channels henceforth for the duration of June11 to July 11,in the year of the Lord 2010 A.D
4.Thou and thy offspring(if applicable) shall observe and maintain utmost tranquility during a match,especially when Nigeria is playing.
5.Under no circumstance,shalt thou rooteth against Nigeria.
6.All familial matters of ANY nature/level of importance/urgency shall be discussed during non-footballing hours.
7.Thou shalt not digitally navigate thy embodiment infront of(walk) or impede view(block) the tv at ANY time when the matches are on.
8.Violation of Commandment #7 above shall result in extreme levels of aggression,so please refrain.
9.Thou art welcome to participate in the viewing as long as thou keepeth your questions short and the beer/juice mug topped @ all times.
10.In accordance with wedding vows,all matters of romantic nature shall be addressed BETWEEN commercials during halftime.I.E.There shall be no necking,hugging,kissing,carvorting,gbenshing,nakking,'doing',screwing,felatio or sexual innuendo unless it can be squeezed into the 8 seconds between the Honda and the American Express commercials.Thou shalt refrain from all attempts of enticement that may result in distraction from the game as it shall not work, may the Lord not let our efforts be in vain.Amen

Pa

unlike BigPokey some of us get job but unfortunately not the luxury of watching the match on company pc, and the yeye tv in the breakroom is stuck on some stupid channel, how man for look am for phone?I hate to have to resort to getting one of those handheld tv's to do am O

, Oh God, this mugu don enter here too!Dude, weren't U just recently "Arizona'd" from www.cybereagles.com ?U don carry ya opaks reach this side?

bump!

BUMP!!

, Hijacker, nice try!

PA J, GOAALLAAASO!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8
, ENJOY!!!

, in the spirit of the world cup,could the mods sticky this till after the Mundial?

, SE, good luck O,

, Sagamite, thanks for your opinion but so far the reaction from everyone else has been quite the opposite of yours, I'll bet three dollars I'm a bigger Nigerian soccer fan than U are so I'm quite familiar with what's "Nigerian" and what's not, so it could be considered rather naive or even somewhat ignorant to state that Nigerians do not scream "GOALASO",especially when we all have GOL TV as our cable package and watch La Liga, and hear it all the time, I admire your reflection but I refuse to use "Kilogbafunwon" because as a songwriter I'd consider that a move 20 floors below my level, sorry to disappoint U, ,I tend to do things a bit different, perhaps if U'd hop in the studio and record your own version we'd all be ears to hear it, .


Tpia, na me O! Na the same Pa J, anyone else na cheap clone, only one Orijinah, no two birds dey bear Hen, shey U grab?one and only, I been dey cruise for E-95 North when I see exit for Nairaland, so I bransh, abi?This place dey bubble no be small, the threads dey move constantly, na like guyman spotting an Okpeke for Jankara market, if U blink U go miss as she don waka!!! :oSo wetin dey happen na?
Pa

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8
, awdio fideo!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8

GOALAAAASO!(Inside The Net!) Pa  J,feat Tolumide, audio and fideo, enjoy!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqhIlIZvZ8

, the three I've liked so far , Rappatainer,Madarocka,Sasha and Naira,

Pa

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"Kicking it Live"
--A Live performances, Dj entertainment and Business Networking event.

Date: FRI 03/03/2006
Time: Doors open 7 PM, Performances start 9pm
Cover: Ladies Free All Night; Gentlemen $5 after 9pm

Featured Artist: King Baba James

Other performers:
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, Mochadude, his team selection,formation and substitutions were enuff to tell me Egu head no dey house in that semifinal, how can U play 4-2-4 against a team that's playing 4-5-1 and use 1-DM and 1-CM,with the DM debuting for the National Team in a semi final?He sat two good and experienced dm's on the bench(Obodo and Lawal) and started Kaita(inexperienced) and Kanu(a known supersub), started Odemwingie and sat Utaka on the bench hence leaving out some offensive muscle and defensive help(which Utaka has always given), totally exposing our midfield, no wonder the Ivoriens kept strolling back and forth, alaji, even Steven Wonder would've seen a problem,
decisions in critical situations like a Semi Final is what set coaches apart, U dont have to spend 6 years with a team to know its strengths and weaknesses, also, when the Ivorien Right full back start figuring out Nsofor and shutting down his game,he should've shifted him to the left and traded his position with Odemwingie to throw them off and mix things up a little, afterall, each of those players can use both their feet,
Pa

, una wicked sha, , see as una dey almost come to blows becos of artists ;Dkeep on, I dey enjoy am,

Pa

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, neticash abeg carry go with dat yeye patriotism talk joo!Na patriotism we go chop?Na the kin sentiment wey dey dabaru Naija be dat, Japan no get skill reach Naija yet dem dey reach Semi Final,shey dem stupid for using Zico as dem coach ni?Best man for the job, in my opinion, Nigerian or not, makes no difference,

Pa

, Gbenga, to me it wont matter if we have foreign coaches or not, I just want the best man for the job, and Eguavoen is not it!The only Nigerian coach I respect right now is Siasia, and the reason I respect him is because the U-20 team he took to the WYC in Holland last june was the first 'coached' Nigerian team I've seen since 1994!The team looked like they were playing to instruction, not just 'using head'!Eguavoen's team were trying to put things together, there were no simulated executions in their strategy, nothing that tells me they're doing what they practised in training, na like sey na luck we take reach semi-finah sef,
, when a coach makes such gigantic mistakes like Eguavoen made in the ANC,abeg tell me, how many more chances do U get?Do we have to wait for him to go fokop for World Cup before we realise he's hapless?I mean, havent we learned our lesson from Chukwu?I mean, Nigeria didnt stop going to the world cup till a Nigerian coach took over for crying out loud!Bad selection,yeye strategies and moronic substitutions, what else do U need?

Pa

Vincent Enyeama:Showed poise like I never saw before, guy has finally won my confidence in the Eagles #1 shirt after 4 years, he's gonna be hard to beat for that spot for a long time!
John Mikel Obi:Finally,the replacement for JJ Okocha comes just before Oga's(JJ) retirement, I was thinking sey make dem retire JJ's #10 jersey but abeg, ngwanu, troway am for Obi's back abeg!The boy sabi tap!!
Chidi Ordia:Superb right full back, I wonder if the boy dey fear armed robbas sef!Complete confidence and totally definitive!World class!
Joseph Yobo:Held his position well, handled his business tactfully, made 0 errors!As captain and Cd, he showed dem strikers sey shoe get size!
John Utaka:Finally, Nigeria gets the 'winger' its missed for long, one that tracks back to help the defence too?SPLENDID!

Pa

, hehehe, una talk sey u no sabi wetin I dey talk?*checks website again, n-a-i-r-a-land*, phew!Just making sure sey no be cedicity I dey, eniwe, how far?I just wan idemtify una wey dey stationed in Naija and those wey dey here, I'm really feeling the amtosphia abi na atmosphia, anyone in Maryland or Washington DC?I go scroll through and see wetin dey happen, the pesin wey tell me sey E dey happen here no lie @ all,
Pa

, Gbenga, I disagree with U!THe SE was a good mix of the old and the new, but Eguavoen erred massively not just in his selection,but also in his formation,strategy and susbtitution!
1.Ivory Coast was playing 4-5-1, 4 defenders, 5 midfielders, and a lone striker, seeing that, why in the world would Eguoveon play 4-2-4?2 mf's against 5?
2.Makinwa instead of Utaka?

Pa

, Pa J blazing in from Woshintin DC, Na pesin just yan me about this site wey dey bubble na im I sey make I pokenose see wetin dey happen, E be like sey una dey gbadunate wellwell for this side O, everything from Amebos and Areaboyz just dey flourish yanfuyanfu like sey dem dey do SALE for Oshodi, eniwe, make I run, I just make kwik stop ni, looks like plently of una dey log in straight from Naija here, good stuff, I like am!!

Pa