Loonyy: some people just don't get it

Esther Adeniyi Anuoluwapo Oluwatosin Amoke Asakeolobe tuntuntokode. Unilorin. Chemistry. Graduate. Intending Batch C Nigerian Corper. Beautiful damsel. Errrrrrrr..... What again o... A palace daughter. So, did I get it right this time. Well i no go forget say when I enter this thread this morning na unilorin vs other schools fight. Headache catch me. Gbam! In fact! Ehn ehn ehn.... O my God av started stammering again o. Kikikikikikiki. So Loonny my boyfriend and my other boyfriends *winks* we(unilorites) no go do that again. I dey postrate. Sorrrrrrrrrrry

omoteamac: I SWEAR!!I DN DAY LYK DS PALACEDAUGHTER...SHE DAY ROLL/FLOW WELLA...
Wich palace u 4rm come?

blushing ooooo. Okay sorry Nigerians dont blush ke. Ewemaja kokoeran palace.

PapiDShipCapt:

Hahaha i dont do golden morn n d likes oh! Package me with noodles, den u'll see all of my teeth like dis:

But since u r babying me, i will only prefer what babies feed on

U wish! For yo mind! That's reserved mhen... No go dere. Caaaaaaaaaammmmmp come quickly jhoor!

Things that u will be needing 4 d 3weeks camp orientations.....
1. Call up letters
2. Registration document
3. Final year student I D card
4. Statement of Result
5. Passport photographs (20-25 copies)
6. Photocopy of documents
7. Certificates
8. Stationery e.g pen,paper,glue,tippex
9. Round necked white T shirt @least 6
10.White shorts @least 2
11.Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes (2)
12.White socks @least 2
13.Mosquito treated net
14.Basic drugs panadol,paracetamol etc
15.Padlocks
16.Waist pouch
17.Beverages
18.Dettol and bath soap
19.Detergents
20.Towel
21.A pair of slippers
22.Bedsheets
23.Handkerchief
24.Flashlight or rechargeable lamps
25.Plates,bowl and cup
26.Sunglasses
27.Extra phone batteries and chargers
28.Cash from 10,000 upward

PapiDShipCapt:

Hahahaha. Me n garri nor be friends oh! So u want make i come de load body with garri den d day dem go come de sing up up Jesus, down down satan.. If i cum de sing n demonstrate down down satan na garri go come de troway comot frm my mouth, nostrils, ears and even eyes sef. See i na so make u change ur parade oh!

u go pal with garri by force. I dont have money to waste on any kid. After all the money I spent on your schooling. What do you even want me to buy for you sef? Golden morn?? I trust in no fe come out for ya mouth.

ruffneck: Pls does anyone know if NYSC issues mosquito nets to corpers in camp?
Maybe I need to buy 1

i realy dont think so. In the list of what we are required to bring, there is mosquito net. I will look for the list on ma fone and paste. Maybe it hasn't been pasted here. So we get the rundown of what will be needed

PapiDShipCapt:

Cash madam!!! Now u r talking. Is like me go like serve same camp with u ooo, abi hw u see am? Nor worry my side go still tight because i register with olidara n na me de collect for november

ahahahhahahahahahhaha. U wan freak me out be that. Well No p my papa dey work for Chevron... And my mama na secretary for central bank. In fact my sister ehn na in own the biggest shoppn complex 4 Nigeria. So u see say u go dey good hands. No dull am o. U go drink garri, ya head go burst.

PapiDShipCapt:

U r joking ryt? Nor go form akamu girl go camp oh, odawise u fit come de see ur fellow camp mates as celebrity... Load ur wallet

No be child's play na. See the other tins wey I go still buy fa. Accommodation n ko. My convo too is coming soon. Anyway no qualms, I go play 'cash madam'. Watch out! *laughing*

One thing I want us all to realize is that not all of us can be skinny. We cannot all be the 'tiny tiny no butt size 8'. The gist is this: access yourself and create an achievable goal. We have to strike a balance between our diet and exercise in the most healthy way we can. I also want to give kudos to anyone who has dared to embark on the weight loss journey. You are brave! It's not an easy one I must confess but it's achievable . I am presently trying to maintain the weight goal I have currently achieved.

themmy454:
u r welcome... ll lyk to c more of you

Thanks...

This is Esther Adeniyi, also known as Palace daughter. I cannot boast of having spent numerous decades on earth but I make bold to say that I have seen so many people struggle with weight issues. I hope that this new thread will expose us all to ways in which a Nigerian can lose weight. So many weight loss articles online are foreign based and relating to even their food items and calorie content may be a little bit difficult. So, welcome on board as we together discover easier ways of embarking on the weight loss journey.

ruffneck:
Lol!the numbers are very faint....bt there are 10digits

Yeah really faint here too. But there are 10 digits.

10 digits

PapiDShipCapt:

Yes oh.

that 10,000naira has made my heart skip a beat sha o.

Toyde: welcome to d family.........no one is against ur alma mata, peeps just had to clear sometins as regard d post. ONE HOUSE.

That's alright. Thanks for welcoming me, Toyde.

PapiDShipCapt:

15 yards of white wrapper
2 clay pots
7 aligator pepper
A white hen
10 cola nuts
A keg of palm wine
With the sum of #10,000

My broda with all dese items u r good to go

seriously...ahaahhahahahahhaha. I'm loving this

PapiDShipCapt:

15 yards of white wrapper
2 clay pots
7 aligator pepper
A white hen
10 cola nuts
A keg of palm wine
With the sum of #10,000

My broda with all dese items u r good to go

seriously...ahaahhahahahahhaha.

Good afternoon guys. I am new to this thread. A Chemistry graduate from Unilorin (I have seen some of the big big talks about us *winks*). Still am proud of my alma mata. Happy to be here.

Hi dolls. A newbie. M so loving this thread. This is great work girls. Well am gonna be following because this place is sure to add positively to me.

Poverty stricken
Heavy laden
Literally saddened
Forsaken

No place to rest
Few clothes to wear
More cold to bear
Betrayed

Sentenced unjustly
Beaten brutally
Crucified unfairly
Rejected

Blood gushing
Water escaping
Sweats drippng
Maltreated

Christian poets in the house, this is for you.