Fair play to Mjelde. I said she was slow but it seems she has completely shaken off that injury. She has been out muscling barca attackers and mopping up attacks in the Chelsea box.

BoncoBoy:
Messi competing with players in their "prime".

35 goals? from which competitions?

Nice half so far. Missed a big chance and had a goal disallowed for offside.

Need to get a early goal to equalize next half or else Barcelona would just turn on their game control mode and take the 1-0 advantage to camp nou which is just an euphemism for knock out through annihilation.

Unlimited22:

We don't have 4 key players.

Our best 2 CBs in Millie Bright and Kadeisha Buchanan.

We're also missing two key forwards in Fran Kirby and Pernille Harder.


Na God hand we dey.

Two slow CBs at the heart of defence. God helps us.

Ibime:
Women's UCL semi Vs Barca today

Make una update result. After the 4-0 wey dem flog us last time, we go need Skimpledawg prayers today

I wish I can say it won't happen again but the opposite is what any sane fan should be prepared for. The squad hasn't been at their best this season.

Make Emman and her ladies sha turn up.

Bayern pitch small sha. It looked so big during that 2012 final.

iamoyindamola:
Ollie fvcking watkins

Trippier
Pope and Martinell
Now Watkins adds his own misery this week. I just dey use my forgetfulness destroy my own season. How I take do this mistake three gws in a row?

Damn! it really doesn't pay to do your transfers so close to the deadline one just rushes everything and gets it all wrong.

Now I have points littered on my bench and I'm wondering how that happened. 😭

Make Pep sub Haaland o. Make e no go net hat trick like that.

I would have brought in Grealish sha but money no reach.

Toney sha. If I didn't sell him I would have been terribly disappointed especially as I forgot to drop Raya for Pope.

Omo na Dr Okorie be this. AXD OAU, the man dey try Sha.

Lampard caretaker? Should have just left Potter then. Omo no be small wahala be this o.

Thank heavens my opponent (last in the league) who hasn't checked his team in like forever didn't check in today.
He had Jesus(c), KDB and salah but more thn half of his team are players who aren't in the pl. I wonder how he got into the fa cup.

Unlimited22:

Fridolina Rolfo lol. She scares me too


Amandine Henry plays for Lyon na

Yeah na actually Mapi Leon somehow her name sounded like Amandine when watching the highlight on YouTube.

Unlimited22:

Lol I just hope Kirby, Harder and Bright will be back for those ties


Because Caroline Graham Hansen, Salma Paralluelo, Asisat Oshoala, Alexia Putellas and Aitana Bonmati go use that our defense see shege.

Especially now that our captain is in the worst form of her life.

Hopefully they are back. I particularly don't like the role reiten is playing, she's not suited to it. Just too weak
Fridolfo Rolfa or what is her name. That girl dey put fear for my heart I just don't know why. Plus they have people like lucy bronze and that henry lady that can shoot from long range too.

Leyqute:


I know you're pissed at Potter but don't allow your hate crowd your processing faculties. Cos most of what you said up there are void of reality

Our people for here go just dey embarrass person. Match ended in shoot out and you're saying one team won easily. Lol

Kilishihunter:

Egbon in football anything can happen as we know, That's how barça ladies were overconfident going into last years final only to collect cane as usual from Lyon babes, We still have our problems with chance conversion and getting caught on the counter due to our tiki taka style of play, Arsenal are also tipped to beat Wolfsburg and head to the final so it might also be an incentive for you guys to give your best

I just dey cautious jare. That our defence is suspect sha and unlike lyon I trust you people to create multiple chances and score.

Leyqute:


Are you sure? I saw Horan shedding tears of painment tho.

Woke TV no go allow us enjoy things.

I still remember Kuffor, a grown man, stamping his foot in tears after Bayern lost that UCL final to United.

You're actually right. I could have sworn I saw Carpenter on BBC. Perhaps they made mistake.


I swear. The tears sef na part of entertainment nah. Lol Barca next.

Make scorelines dey respectable o even if we lose.

Leyqute:
Horan burst into tears immediately she lost the pen and Chelsea won.

Why did the footage cut off from her immediately? Allow us to see the enu igbe na

Na carpenter lose. Tv don become woke nah. Dem fit blast dem tomorrow say dem no respect their privacy.

Yessss. Go Chelsea ladiessssss.

Kilishihunter:
Bluemann make una do the deed this coming shootout so we can get our much awaited meeting man to man sorry woman to woman 😠

Omo na to go park bus. I have no confidence against barca ladies.

Damn I was here to celebrate that Renard miss

Cuthbert sef dey try o. Just dey put out fires all over the pitch. Ingle too has been bossing it.

Just try and combine upfront. Everyone don tire.

Leyqute:
Lyon has scored. 1-1 aggregate

Nice finish there. Eriksson dey ball watch


Make Madam Hayes comot Reiten put another attacker abeg. She's tired and nothing is just losing any duel, she finding it hard to double up with her full back sef.

Just like first leg Hayes give lyon respect sha. This long ball tactic no be am. The women just dey fear to hold ball for leg, once ball reach leg na to boot am towards kerr/ James. Kerr sef don tire, she don run around too much. Mama needs to try and encourage little build up sha.

Barca go likely tear us apart sha but make we sha reach semis.

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BlueMann:
The Lyon keeper has kept them in this so far. Not watching but it seems we're doing well.

To be fair, both keepers have been busy.

I would watch the 2nd half

BlueMann:
Pamcode, are u watching?

Seems Kerr has got in touch with her profligate side today. Missed one big chance.

Wow I thought it was 9 o. Make I go watch

Nezzjnr:

Forget cruise... Dude has sense.

He has a big bar at Abeokuta.

wow. Which side? I'm not surprised sha.

Ballzproblemm:
Did you know Chelsea had 7 captains aged 22 & under captaining their national teams last few days.

😤

Who are they? Development squad right?

Forgot this is an international week. I rushed to set my team this morning and I happened to look at the date of the next gw matches. Lol
Perks of FPL.


How's the season going guys?

BlueMann:


Not as much as I used to watch them before, but I do follow them keenly.

I think performance wise we peaked the season we got to the UWCL final, it hasn't been as convincing since then. But nice to see we're currently in the lead away to Lyon.

At least they won. I hope they progress lyon have been kinda bogey for us and then it would be up against whoever wins between Wolfsburg (another bogey team) and PSG.

I hope it's the latter.

@Bluemann. Do you still watch Chelsea women games? Currently watching the tie vs lyon and my God they have retrogressed. Too many unforced turnovers, build up is laborious.
TBH both teams have been really poor in terms of keeping possession.

GloriousGbola:
Let David hundeyin write all those companies again and let us see if Tinubus work records will still remain unfound 🤣

No be everyday the president of a country na your alumnus.

Boss. I troway salute for you. This post cracked me up mehn, Power and success attracts everyone.