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It's quite fitting that two mumus that would never make it here lost us this game.

May we never see them in a blue shirt again.

Dem no dey teach this Cobham boys play.
The no of times academy players have lost us pks is getting uncountable

Layiwoo:
Its a bad day at the office again, only differentials wey I get don mess up...DCL - Injury, MGW - Thrash... Be like say I go finally enter relegation this GW

My story last season. I just seemed to always pick the wrong ones. 50-50 decisions kept going against me.

My no haaland at the beginning turned out to the one of the first nails on my coffin.

What a run . What a goal

This kinky go be reason why we no go lose

Omo. Pressure go soon burst pipe o.

This guys carry cana before dem enter pitch. Spurs energy pass our own o

MGW matter dey somehow sha.

Player of the match in real life but i no dey see points for my team.

Sell or keep?

Calibrator:
Brace yourselves FA Cupers, we have a relegation six pointer on our hands but I think we all know who will come out of it looking worse

Omo layi really collect mehn.

I hope all is well sha

diggz:
Pedro Neto no suppose come out for second half

Well well well

popizaino:
Between have they changed the name of Everton stadium?

I dey see something like HillDickson stadium.

This is a new one. They have left goodison since 2025.

I need the games to start to get the fire ignited. That international break long mehn.

Na till next year like this abi

Calibrator:
Time to bin all Manchester City assets, surely no one can perform optimally under the conditions of unprecedented hate watch they are going to be facing going forward.

Hate watch? Unless their own fans and players would turn on them. They should be just fine.

Emaprince:
I am home now. The xray is clear. Nothing really wrong there.

I still have 3more injections to take. One a day. So I will be going from home. Also, I have some few drugs given to me to take home with

I feel a lot better. I just havent been eating well..cos food bore me after eating a few portion.

I give thanks to GOD!!!

Hey sorry boss. Speedy recovery sir.

iamoyindamola:
The criteria is on the first page

I no see am na why I ask baba mi.

Calibrator:
Weekly Update: Nairaland 2026/2027 GW5 table


This is starting to get too easy, I risk getting bored

O.bainojazz dey really collect everywhere mehn. Obaino wetin be the use of your jazz when you no fit use am popo people for fpl.

@iamoyindamola please remind me what it take to enter fa cup from carling slots?
I need to know the prize for all the blood i will be drawing from my opponents.

Calibrator:
Weekly Update: Nairaland 2026/2027 GW5 table


This is starting to get too easy, I risk getting bored

O.bainojazz dey really collect everywhere mehn. Obaino wetin be the use of your jazz when you no fit use am popo people for fpl.

@iamoyindamola please remind me what it take to enter fa cup from carling slots?
I need to know the prize for all the blood is will be drawing from my opponents.

Mehn this game week was very painful for me mehn.

Not only did I suffer as chelsea fan, Rogers added salt to injury with his blank. An injury that further compounded by semenyo hauling yesterday.

I should be in top 500k but here I am swimming in the sewage filled waters of millionth rank.


On top of that I go draw team wey I suppose popo like thief wey dem catch for market.

Damn you MGW. Manager of CSAM lives to fight another day. 😕🤨

E be like na everyone go collect this gw.
I can see the knives are already out for Alonso on this group.

My own na say make everyone relax. If by November things never dey plum, na that time alonso go be mature bush meat for roasting.

Skimpledawg:
You sure say we get setpiece coach?

He sat down and watched James throw away more than double digits corner kicks.
It was so painful. None was threatening.

*spits.

We kuku. Na one guy wey look like baba wey don 90 with him white hair.
Chelsea no fit give me hypertension sha.

Skimpledawg:
Do not get me started on James throwing away our corners. None was threatening at all.

Nonsense!

You spoke my mind. What's with the near post crosses? Na training be that

E Just be like we dey copy arsenal of last season without putting pressure on keeper.

It was very easy for tzolakis to claim those corners and yet james kept doing the same thing like a robot.

I think say we get setpiece coach?

Goals na water for this side sha

E Just be like everytime I refresh goal dey enter

That's a hell of a comeback.

But does this mean we have no team B?

Trojan8:
Pity me nau

Lol 😆


No pity chairman. Real galacticos takes no prisoner, to be the no 1, all opposition must be utterly vanquished 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jujuism fc fall out.

Who is my enemy?

Isak my boyyyy.

I knew I wouldn't regret getting the lad.

Omo I really needed that, my cup opponent and i have almost half of our team identical.

Calibrator:
Almost as if the Carling Cup doesn't exist, no discussion or league standings updates from the participants and they want promotion.

Omo no worry.

Na secret society we dey run for there jor, una go dey see standings later.

Ibime:
Only paper tiger Iykmora can score 40 something points in a week like this

Let's pray for blud. This is the kind of swing that make you delete your team in the first 2 gameweeks

wahala.

Wahala. Is he trying to be anti-fpl this season?

Make i go check

Who is jokerman united?

Thats a joke of a team right there bro. All pun intended

Herbiedeen:
Only Pedro do for, against and assist 🌚
Wondafuuuu🤝

As in. it would have been so close whether it was him with the band or haaland.

Mehn some of my 50-50s turned out well today but I need to ship out some mids.

El le fee most of all, next up is vebruggen. I wonder what madness made me choose a brighton keeper notorious for errors leading to goals