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Girooooouuuud

lol it was becoming quite ugly.

Real Madrid

As Roma

Bayern Munich

Liverpool.

lord Ororo strikes again.

is this the beginning of the end of Spanish teams.

lol. Italian Job should trend on Twitter this night.

Neymar1095:
I am back!!

lol my guy. You chose a good time to appear. Send down acid on this catalonians.

The God of come back decided to shuffle this year.

What a day for football. Pep and his first love bundled out of Europe in one night

Lol bloody catalonians. Let the party begin.

I hear the gods have risen up in rome. That Romulus and Romulo the creators of Rome itself awaken from slumber to wreck destruction.

All we need for this week to be perfect is a Bayern humiliation tomorrow.

A Miracle has happened in the Holy land of Rome. Say No to bloody catalonians.

Mrphilia:
This referee didn't come here to joke.

As in with the way he is sharing cards we are bound to see the red card.

Dzeko scores in Rome. This night will be interesting.

Ibime:
Make we just lick our wounds and prepare for next season jare.

Use the rest of the season to play Ethan Ampadu etc.

Ethan is out for the season due to injury.

lol praises and curses for Hazard.

Chelsea XI: Courtois, Rudiger, Alonso, Fabregas, Kante, Morata, Hazard, Moses, Willian, Cahill, Azpilicueta

TEAM NEWS
Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois could make his comeback after recovering from a hamstring injury.
Pedro may also return from a minor problem but both David Luiz and Ethan Ampadu are ruled out.
West Ham could again be without midfielder Manuel Lanzini, who is a major doubt because of a knee injury.
Defender James Collins may again miss out with a hamstring problem, while a similar injury will keep winger Michail Antonio out for the rest of the season.
However, striker Javier Hernandez is available after overcoming an illness.

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
Chelsea are unbeaten in their last 11 Premier League home matches against West Ham (W8, D3).
Antonio Conte's first game in charge of Chelsea was a 2-1 home win against West Ham in August 2016.
The Hammers last won at Stamford Bridge in September 2002 when Paolo Di Canio's late goal clinched a 3-2 victory.
A win would see West Ham complete a league double against Chelsea for the first time since 2002-03, a season in which the Hammers were relegated.

Chelsea
Chelsea have lost five of their last seven Premier League games - as many defeats as they suffered in total last season.
They could suffer back-to-back league defeats at Stamford Bridge for the first time since November 2011 (against Arsenal and then Liverpool).
The Blues are two short of becoming the third club to score 1,700 Premier League goals, after Manchester United (1,916) and Arsenal (1,756).
Alvaro Morata has scored in his last two league and cup games for Chelsea, and will be hoping to score in three successive matches for the first time since joining the Blues.
Eden Hazard has failed to score in 12 of his last 13 appearances at Stamford Bridge in all competitions, with the only exception his two-goal haul against West Brom on 12 February.
N'Golo Kante and Danny Drinkwater could both make their 100th appearance in the Premier League.
West Ham United
The Hammers have lost all three of their Premier League games played on a Sunday this season, conceding eight times in total and scoring just once.
West Ham have lost their last three Premier League away games. They last lost four in a row between May and September 2016, a sequence which includes a 2-1 defeat at Chelsea.
Defeat would be West Ham's 1,000th loss in the top flight.
David Moyes has yet to win a Premier League game away to Chelsea, drawing six and losing eight of 14 top-flight matches at Stamford Bridge.
Moyes is winless in his last 29 away league games against 'big six' opposition (D9, L20).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43609101

MaziOmenuko:
FPL hates me. First time this happened, they gave kdb's goal to aguero, now they denied kane the goal, same exact way aguero's own happened.

Double standard!

As in my brother I just weak o.

wasn't Kane given that goal?

MaziOmenuko:
Nihilist got more points on the bench than most of us on the pitch.

I can't believe he benched Milvilojevic for Grob.

kudos to the scummies I had this one as a L for them.

"Hello, you are through to Miles Platting champagne shop, how may I help you?"
"Hi my name is Mr Guardiola, I would like to return 20 cases of Moet I bought this week, I still have the receipt."
United are back in the game and level through
Paul Pogba, who has a free header from inside the box, meeting it to nod home from Alexis Sanchez's pin-point cross.
Who saw this coming at half-time? The City fans didn't, they have been silenced.

lol BBC will not keep somebody o. This Shamoon Hafiz guy is witty.

What if I told you guys I literally bought Pogba only to remove him when I realized the next match was against City.

pamcode:
I hear it two without reply. I hope this would not be a stroll.

I am so happy it not a stroll.

I hear it two without reply. I hope this would not be a stroll.

sod09:
i dont think its prayer if na shit catch am nko

Lol that one sef dey.

Nihilstjnr:
I'm hearing that man faked his injury so he could go an pray. The guy returned to the bench very quickly so It seems plausible.

if that's the case, he's defo playing against Everton. That's a HUGE game and I can't see Salah being Benched for that unless he's dead

Well according to what I read the prayer he supposedly went for can be delayed but still don't know how important it is for him to pray at that time.

Ibime:
Ooh, Aah. . . Arabanko. . . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Raumdeuter done dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
after the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

Salah no get time to waste/ (to waste, to waste)
Sadio Mane on the chase/ (the chase, the chase)
Otamendi wind your waist/ (your waist, your waist)
He done send am sunken place/ (the place, the place)

Twenty twelve at the Camp Nou/ (Camp Nou, Camp Nou)
RDM flog the Malu/ (Malu, Malu)
Masterclass in tactical/ (tical, tical)
Pep gast go sabbatical/ (tical, tical)

In Two thousand and Fourteen/ (Fourteen, Fourteen)
Ancelotti so flog him/ (flog him, flog him)
In Two thousand and Fifteen/ (Fifteen, Fifteen)
Enrique give am Billie Jean/ (Lee Jean, Lee Jean)

Messi put Jerome for ground/ (for ground, for ground)
Pep tactics no dey sound/ (dey sound, dey sound)
Unless him players dem better/ (better, better)
Dem go flog am like leper/ (leper, leper)

Half a billion, wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Klopp dey whoze am, he no send/ (no send, no send)
No be today crayfish dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

lol this is what I was waiting for. I go to bed with a wide smirk on my face.

Roland17:
This one is better

Lol. Thank you jare. Very Stubborn person.

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The problem is rather obviously, really. Man City clearly suffering from playing in an uncompetitive domestic league and struggling to raise their game for the Champions League.

Abeg someone give my egbon here that Obasanjo meat meme. Egbon you too dey turn Amala jare.