₦airaland Forum

arantess:
Am.i reading "you went ahead to knack"?

So the woman couldn't close her leg?
Was she raped?
Why are some women like this?

Fear women oo

shortgun:
Having sex with another man's wife is illegal

Xpol:
So you don't know it's an offense to knack a married woman. Ignorance is not a defense oh. After knowing she's married and still continue dey worry her na still offense but lighter weight than knacking.

Nonexisting1:
So what about the massive chested mistress? That's the only interest I have in this your epistle.

JackDaAlienz:
You can't try this nonesense in my wedding.

If na me i go signal my bodyguard bring briefcase of mint 7 stacks 500 bundles. And start spraying back at her. Nonesense.

That your evil agenda must be embarrased
By the time her 200 naira bundle finish, she know say levels dey

Olaolar:
Hmmm! Is it good to masturbate instead of sex??

Ringstonermasks:
Lil Wayne rap, "as soon as i cum, i come to my sentences..."

give credit to the original owner of the saying

nickxtra:
She's not my employee, rather an employee of a school where my children attend

emmaodet:
This is true.
I go to gym regularly and I know what goes on there.
Using myself as a case study, met a lady at the gym in February and from there we started flowing.
Later got to know she is married with 3 children........ Jesuuuuuuu!!!
If you see this madam, heavy duty, double exhaust............ In my mind I was just screaming Emmaaaaaaaaa!!! Your net don catch Arogidigba !!!!
Na Ajanaku enter my trap this time.
Hubby is doing fine. A manager in one of the popular companies in Nigeria but posted to the north.
Comes home every 2 months or there about.
The lady always bring different rides to the gym but then, something is just not right.
She always call me and chat me on Whatsapp. Asking when next I will be coming to the gym and she missed me.
From there it upgraded to using Dear, Babe etc when addressing me.
She is into biz while kids are in hostel.
Told me we should go out to see many places in the city and other things.
To make long story short, she asked me for a soft loan of 300k just the second time of we meeting at the gym.
Imagine, Just imagine that.
But your hubby is okay now. She said she wants to add to her money to execute some biz.
Told her don't have because I wasn't okay with the way things were going and moving so fast but had to grant her 200k.
She promised to pay back a week later.
Na the matter I still dey up till now since February.
One week is over 1 month with so many excuses.
I guess wan ti gbe mi ni handicap.
They don run me street.

Ishilove:
Oh okay. I tried this stuff back in year 1 in the university. It ended in hostel fight, tearing of bra and tears. Since then I don't go near those criminal activities

Sijo01:
A king left his palace with his entourage to visit a birthday celebrant! Money is good o.

mosdii:
What's your definition of being broke?

How many 40 years Olds that are rich in Nigeria?

You expect 40 years old to be extremely rich in the poverty capital of the world to please a farm tool that is used up.

It's not everyone that will be rich and not everyone that will be poor.

Wealth knows no gender.

Nigerian girls are useless...All of them

okezuoemmanue:
No be Gadus be this
I Sabi am b4 em japa

omooba969:
What's wrong with men expressing love and care
to their wives the best way they can?

vikings1:
Quality Skin she nor get ?
Big ass , she nor get , mba nor dey
Big boobs , zero

Omo' why 2baba come dey mumu follow the woman yansh like mere (ewe)

Baba don fall hand , chai....

His family should check him into a clinic asap now.

Bookhub:
I have being going through a lot lately , so my girl is always around for emotional support,but the problem is I am tired of answering numerous questions from people around about this girl.
Truth be told my girlfriend is not a 10 in looks I would rate her 6/10 but my brother I don tire for people questions both male and female; is she your girl? I never knew you have a girlfriend?na where you dey spend all your money be this? Infact when we walk down the street even people who don't know me will be starting at us and it can be embarrassing.

From my observation Nigeria is a horrible place to live as a broke person,people see it as abnormal for a broke guy to have a girlfriend or be happy,I was born with a totally different mentality of life I don't believe love should be transactional and it's working for me.
I know most of Nigerians ladies are materialistic and incapable of loving so I avoid them and stay calm and patient till I get the less damaged ones who are open to love and I always get them.
80% of Nigerian men are single,The average Nigerian man is lovestarved can stay up to a decade without getting a girlfriend they see it as a Herculean task our mentality needs to change honestly.

TheBreastSucker:
I don't like the fact that the number of kidnap cases are increasing on a daily basis especially in our major cities.

So imagine now, while you're sucking a lady's breasts in your apartment you will be worried that someone can just interrupt you because the came for kidnapping operation

StUriah:
I used to crush on her in those days.

I like her tomboy cruise; the way she used to bounce, gesticulate, and rap. And more importantly, she was pretty.

Never knew she was a lesbian. Fvck dat shit!

Why would she referred to herself as 'Queen', and not 'King' like our own King Tonto?

She really fall my hands.

No wonder, she's getting old at 55 while Toni Braxton, Nicki Minaj, and the rest are getting younger, sexier, and prettier because they submit themselves to raw cock drilling.

F*CK QUEEN LATIFAH