₦airaland Forum

Bookhub:
I have being going through a lot lately , so my girl is always around for emotional support,but the problem is I am tired of answering numerous questions from people around about this girl.
Truth be told my girlfriend is not a 10 in looks I would rate her 6/10 but my brother I don tire for people questions both male and female; is she your girl? I never knew you have a girlfriend?na where you dey spend all your money be this? Infact when we walk down the street even people who don't know me will be starting at us and it can be embarrassing.

From my observation Nigeria is a horrible place to live as a broke person,people see it as abnormal for a broke guy to have a girlfriend or be happy,I was born with a totally different mentality of life I don't believe love should be transactional and it's working for me.
I know most of Nigerians ladies are materialistic and incapable of loving so I avoid them and stay calm and patient till I get the less damaged ones who are open to love and I always get them.
80% of Nigerian men are single,The average Nigerian man is lovestarved can stay up to a decade without getting a girlfriend they see it as a Herculean task our mentality needs to change honestly.

TheBreastSucker:
I don't like the fact that the number of kidnap cases are increasing on a daily basis especially in our major cities.

So imagine now, while you're sucking a lady's breasts in your apartment you will be worried that someone can just interrupt you because the came for kidnapping operation

StUriah:
I used to crush on her in those days.

I like her tomboy cruise; the way she used to bounce, gesticulate, and rap. And more importantly, she was pretty.

Never knew she was a lesbian. Fvck dat shit!

Why would she referred to herself as 'Queen', and not 'King' like our own King Tonto?

She really fall my hands.

No wonder, she's getting old at 55 while Toni Braxton, Nicki Minaj, and the rest are getting younger, sexier, and prettier because they submit themselves to raw cock drilling.

F*CK QUEEN LATIFAH

lacasera14:
I think Kogi State is the poorest in Nigeria.

Ziggy02:
This happened to me way back in school too,,,I was lucky there was couple of cold 🥶 pure water at home..,we pour water tire e no stop 🛑 las las she tell me make I slide long man in 😁,,na so we take enjoy the night

Zonefree:
A virgin wanted to commit suicide because of blówjob?

Ibkay32:
I want to share my predicament here so people can understand what I am going through.

I started living with my sister and her family four years ago when things were going well for me. At the time, I had a job, though it wasn’t paying much, but because I was living with my sister’s family, I had the opportunity to save up to 90% of my salary. Over two years, I managed to save up to ₦500,000, which I entrusted to my mother to keep for me.

My troubles began when I decided to retrieve the money for rent, only for my mother to tell me she had lent it to my sister (the one I was staying with). Apparently, she used the money to pay for her master’s degree. I was completely devastated. Despite my disappointment, I tried to accept my fate and move on.

However, things have been very difficult ever since. The steady flow of money I once had dried up. I eventually lost my job, and since then, I have been unable to secure another one. The only thing keeping me going is my small pig farming business, but it hasn’t started yielding profits. Last year, I was in a very tough financial spot, so I began asking my mother for my money bit by bit. She would sometimes give me ₦10k, ₦20k, or ₦30k, but it was never consistent, and I never got the full amount back.

Recently, something happened that has made my situation even worse. My brother-in-law (my sister’s husband) told me I needed to find my own place before next month. This caught me completely off guard because I am not financially prepared for it. Out of frustration, I confronted him about the money my mother gave to my sister, but he insisted he had no knowledge of it. This has caused serious conflict within the family.

Now, I am stuck. I have nowhere to go, no money for rent, and not even enough to buy a bed, let alone furnish a place. I feel betrayed, abandoned, and helpless. I don’t know what to do or where to turn.

Please, my Nairaland family, I need your advice. What should I do in this situation? How do I navigate this mess? I’m really desperate and need help.

Dronedude:
The for lash am 24 on his D so next time his D will disagree with his miserable brain to commit nonsense.

Probz:
The average Nairalander isn’t exactly going to see this as a good step.

Globad:
I was actually surprised to listen to her one-sided account of what happened. She conveniently skipped the seat disagreement and conduct which happened BEFORE the allegation of sexual harassment

I don't even like when some people think that toothless international organisations will solve domestic problems for them. Will they come to Nigeria to beat people?

She should passionately follow through the petition she submitted on sexual harassment while providing convincing and irrefutable proofs. Both the victim and alleged offender deserve fairness.

BafanaBafana:
But everybody knows Akpabio preek no dey calm down if e see fine woman. It's not like anyone hates him.

I believe you are a Tinubu supporter. How did Elrufai even describe you guys again.

concho:
I would rather throw my money into the River Niger than spend it sponsoring a woman on such an adventure. It always ends in disappointment. I’m speaking from experience. Don’t tell me not all women are the same—I once believed that too, but things played out exactly as my friends predicted. In fact, even if God send (throw down for ) me an angel in the form of a woman, I still wouldn’t trust her.

Curtis03360:
Yes that’s the plan

Mom007:
Believe that at your own peril, yeye enabler of a wife.

Shidinky:
Lol akpabio is a well documented womanizer

Natbrowny:
Be CAREFUL


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If e happen now. U'll blame innocent and decent village people

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hello all

For some reason, my family ( aunts and cousins) back in Nigeria don’t ever want to call me but they are always on my Facebook page sending requests or hitting the follow button…

But in real life when they ask my mother about me and they are told to call me, they tell a lie such as “Her number is not working or connecting” or “I lost her number”

But I receive calls all day on that number…Such a weird feeling.[/color]

Donlexino:
Go ahead my boy.karma is a bitch...an old buddy of mine knacked somebody's wife despite advising him against it,fast for ward to when he got married and they knackered his wife too which ended up ruining his marriage and i reminded him of what i told him then.trust me that guy's life is a mess now.KARMA WILL HUNT U

purples25:
That’s right, dicks are superhuman body parts that don’t get dirty or infected ever. The superior organ that is so good to put a mouth on but the vagina which it so often goes into is the dirty one.

Pootle:
ajeh na the later...80% of the youths in nigeria have clean shaved their private

Jennyclay:
OP, Come and take me out biko!

Thank you

annolomy:
She's saying I don't trust her, but I only requested for their chats, but she said no