₦airaland Forum

Someone in the Abuja office is working through the holiday! I got my email of visa approved and issued today!
Thank God. So grateful all my prep isn't in vain.
Applied at Ikeja on the 17th.

doncutie: Ok, lemme break it down 2 y'all quick...

1) Get yo water heated

2) While yo on dat get yo noddles ripped off and eaten raw

3) Having eaten the right amount of noodles, yo myt wanna drain it down with yo boiled up water.

I know yo asking yoself by now "whr da heck does da noodles ingredients go?" Trust me yo gonna love dis part

4) Spread out yo noodles ingredients on a flat surface and arrange 'em in a straight line, get a short tube and start sniffing! *By now yo shud be high on Sarkodie's raps*

And Voila!!!
Yo just had yo best meal served

I laughed and tears came from my eyes!
What!!!! Guy you should be in comedy biz!

Keky: Wasere

Yuck!

Ndipe: Not advisable. Rather, use that money (for your ticket) in developing maximizing your investments. For instance, Land, which is very valuable. Given the opportunity to buy a plane ticket to study abroad, you can maximize those resources to buy a block of flats on the piece of property and let the money roll in from rent.

one boko haram bomb later, your block of flat becomes rubble and you will wish you had taken that flight! This country is finished. If you have the opportunity, get out!

smslive2: Hello Nairalanders...

Submitted a Tier 4 dependent visa with son at Ikeja VAC on Thursday 17th, got an approval email today.

Your application has been approved and the visa has been issued. We aim to return passports to the VAC within 2 working days. You can check the location of your passport at www.ukvac-ng.com.[i][/i]

Documents submitted incase there is anyone who is planning to apply for same...

1. International passport of all dependants valid till date
2. Original bank account statement covering all dependants
3. Letter of support from main student in the UK addressed to the High commission,
4. Family pictures and baby's album
5. Original birth certificates of all dependants
6. Copy of main student’s cas letter, student ID Card, Visa Page
7. Employment letters with 3 months pay slip
8. Copy of tenancy agreement in the uk for the family
9. TB Certificates for all dependants
10. Creche Arrangement for baby
11. Baby's Child dedication certificate
12. Tax Clearance card
13. Oanda printout for online application submission date

Congrats! Submitted on the same day. Hopefully would get my own email tomorrow.

tobee: Hello everyone and thanks for the good info. I plan to travel to the Uk to study with my family. My question is if my family will also need to take the tuberculosis test

yes, they need to.

Hello everyone. Anyone here submitted in Ikeja recently? I submitted my application on Thursday and would like to know my average wait time.

bloggernaija: Widow or no widow.
The instructions/rules/ law was simple enough.
Why can't Nigerians obey simple instructions?
Why do we behave like animal?

From overloaded lorries,
To drunk unlicensed driver,
To roadside traders encroaching on the highway ,
Siren blaring bigman aka stupid politicians.

The next minute ,they will start complaining about bad government disregarding the fact that the government is mirroring our own personal bad behaviour.

Poverty is not an excuse.
Neither should the law develop eyes because she is a WIDOW.

The government is doing the job it was elected to do and our
Uncivilised people are talking about MERCY .
Yes ,the language was bad
But he had to personally set an example.

MY TAKE IS THAT NIGERIANS ARE SO ISED TO LAWLESSNES THAT IT HAS BECOME THE BEW NORMAL.

NOW FOR THOSE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE WESTERN REGION AND THE MIDWEST,
WIDOW OR NO WIDOW,
THIS WOMAN HAVE BEEN CHARGED TO COURT ,HEAVILY FINED AND HER GOODS SIEZED .
WHEN DID IT BECOME A CRIME TO ENFORCE THE LAW?

is this the comrade himself?

I found this gangantumly hilarious!!