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u guys are very lucky. most of us here in Lagos wrote their test since june and havent seen the result. i wnt everyone that wrote uba test test to sleep and wait till next year. hapi new yr to us then. it is well

bros, dont waste time tinking about wema bank. even if they start calling 4 test, they ve already selected b4 the result is out. do sometin meaningful with ur thought like praying like this, o God make those men in wema bank do their recruitment exercise in an open manner so that only the best can work there. Amen. he will answer.am sure

MY GUY,
if i werent a christian , i would ve called u a cow. are  asking a question or u are post a job advert?. did u by any chance read what u ve posted?. what are talking about? is it diamond bank test, adic test or diamond mortage test? common try and be a lttle more specific.ok? God bless u.

bros,
tanx for the info. it is good for u to paste it here at least i can inform my uncles AND Aunties who graduated a long time, long time ago. meanwhile, hw can the inexperience fresh graduate throw in his CV to join you guys. i ve been trying since the last 5 mth bt they wont even collect my soft copy nor my hard copy at Danmole street. hw do i go about it. Thanks and God Bless.
PAPALSMAN
08057631340.

i wanted us to be relax and believe that God will always see us thru this turbulent period. it is well.

No Job? GOD WILL SEND HIS SON TO HELP YOU
Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at
the church, the Pastor and his eleven-year-old son
would go out into their town and hand out Gospel
tracts.
This particular Sunday afternoon, as it came time for
the Pastor and his son to go to the streets with their
tracts, it was very cold outside, as well as pouring down rain. The boy bundled up in his warmest and driest clothes and said, "OK, dad, I'm ready."
His Pastor dad asked, "Ready for what?"
"Dad, it's time we gather our tracts together and go
out."

Dad responds, "Son, it's very cold outside and it's
pouring down rain."

The boy gives his dad a surprised look, asking, "But
Dad, aren't people still going to Hell, even though
it's raining?"

Dad answers, "Son, I am not going out in this
weather."

Despondently, the boy asks, "Dad, can I go" Please?"

His father hesitated for a moment then said, "Son, you
can go. Here are the tracts, be careful son."

"Thanks Dad!"

And with that, he was off and out into the rain. This
eleven-year-old boy walked the streets of the town
going door to door and handing everybody he met in the
street a Gospel Tract.

After two hours of walking in the rain, he was
soaking, bone-chilled wet and down to his VERY LAST
TRACT. He stopped on a corner and looked for someone
to hand a tract to, but the streets were totally
deserted. Then he turned toward the first home he saw
and started up the sidewalk to the front door and rang
the door bell He rang the bell, but nobody answered.
He rang it again and again, but still no one answered.

He waited but still no answer.

Finally, this eleven-year-old trooper turned to leave,
but something stopped him. Again, he turned to the
door and rang the bell and knocked loudly on the door
with his fist. He waited, something holding him there
on the front porch.
He rang again and this time the door slowly opened.

Standing in the doorway was a very sad-looking young man in his late thirties. he softly asked, "What can I do for you, son?"

With radiant eyes and a smile that lit up her world,
this little boy said,
"Sir, I'm sorry if I disturbed you, but I just want
to tell you that
JESUS REALLY DOES LOVE YOU and I came to give you my
very last Gospel Tract
which will tell you all about JESUS and His great
LOVE."

With that, he handed him his last tract and turned to
leave. He called to him as he departed. "Thank you,
son, and God Bless You!"

Well, the following Sunday morning in church Pastor
Dad was in the pulpit.
As the service began, he asked, "Does anybody have
testimony or want to say anything?"

Slowly, in the back row of the church, A Man
stood to his feet.

As he began to speak, a look of glorious radiance
came from his face, "No one in this church knows me.
I've never been here before. You see, before last
Sunday I was not a Christian. I left school 5yrs ago and has been looking for Job to no avail, not even Teaching Job could sustain my needs and that of my aging mother who struggled to send me to school, finally she passed on a month ago here in Lagos of illness that could have being taken of but there was insufficient money to give her good medication. Last Sunday,
being a particularly cold and rainy day, it was even
more so in my heart that I came to the end of the line
where I no longer had any hope or will to live. So I
took a rope and a chair and ascended the stairway into
the attic of my home. I fastened the rope securely to
a rafter in the roof, then stood on the chair
and fastened the other end of the rope around my neck.
Standing on that chair, so lonely and brokenhearted I
was about to
leap off, when suddenly the loud ringing of my
doorbell downstairs startled me. I thought, 'I'll wait
a minute, and whoever it is will go away.' I waited
and waited, but the ringing doorbell seemed to get
louder and more insistent, and then the person ringing
also started knocking loudly. I
thought to myself again, 'who on earth could this be?
Nobody ever rings my bell or comes to see me.' I
loosened the rope from my neck and started for the
front door, all the while the bell rang louder and
louder.

When I opened the door and looked I could hardly
believe my eyes, for there on my front porch was the
most radiant and angelic little boy I had ever seen in
my life. His SMILE, oh, I could never describe it to
you! The words
that came from his mouth caused my heart that had long
been dead, TO LEAP TO LIFE as he exclaimed with a
cherub-like voice, 'Sir, I just came to
tell you that JESUS REALLY DOES LOVE YOU.' Then he
gave me this Gospel Tract that I now hold in my hand.

As the little angel disappeared back out into the cold
and rain, I closed my door and read slowly every word
of this Gospel Tract. Then I went up to my attic to
get my rope and chair. I wouldn't need them any
more.

You see ? I am now a Happy Child of the KING. Since
the address of your church was on the back of this
Gospel Tract, I have come here to personally say THANK
YOU to God's little angel who came just in the nick of
time and
by so doing, spared my soul from an eternity in hell"

There was not a dry eye in the church. And as shouts
of praise and honor to THE KING resounded off the very
rafters of the building, Pastor Dad
descended from the pulpit to the front pew where the
little angel was seated. He took his son in his arms
and sobbed uncontrollably.

Probably no church has had a more glorious moment, and
probably this universe has never seen a Papa that was
more filled with love & honor for his son, except
for One. This Father also allowed His Son to go out
into
a cold and dark world. He received His Son back with
joy unspeakable, and as all of heaven shouted praises
and honor to The King, the Father sat His beloved Son
on a throne far above all principality and power and
every name that is named.


Heaven is for His people!
Remember, God's message CAN make the difference in the
life of someone close to you.


LESSON : first, this is a true story , it shows that with a little spark of faith , one can achieve it, yes, there are no Jobs, Yes, u fail that aptitude test 4 times now, yes , you came close to getting that multinational job…, something just went wrong, but Yes, God will see us thru here in Nigeria. Keep up the faith… that Brother In the story is in his final interview with a telecom company now… it may take time but God is still faithful…. IT IS WELL !!!.


GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HAVE BEEN BLESS OR RELIEVED.
PAPALSMAN
08057631340

thanks, this is my first interview, i intend looking really good on the day of their interview. the funny aspect is dat the date for interview is short. but God dey. i beleieve i will excel,

Eddy, tanks for the info, i also heard about it too bt wasnt too sure. am here in lag bt it wz tempting. i wont go there anyway, dat place far well well. kip it up. what happened to ur investigating journalism?

my Bros, i think you are absolutely correct, my friend wrote UBA test last yr( NOV/Dec) and was called for interview by June( 6mths) and still waiting for the medicals. that crazykid and his cohort shd be made to face the penalty of their action, isupport blacklisting them from nairaland.

Dear Nairalanders,
I will be going for an interview soon with a Bank and Someone gave me a tip on hw to act during interviews, although am going for my 1st ever interview, I need to confirm if these info  and tips (given to me BY a Nairaland user) are correct and ethical too.

1. What is the relationship between your discipline (in my case, Microbiology) and banking?
2. How will you cope well in the bank since you have no basic training/ qualifications with any business-related course?
3. why must we employ you when they are millions of Business-related graduates roaming the street?
4. Courtesy demanding: do I sit down before being told to do so?
5. before sitting down, is it proper to loosen all button? Someone says it show that you mean business.

Please Guys , I will really appreciate any answer. You can post it here  or send it to edward_onoshama@yahoo.com . thank you.

Guys, am waiting nw, pls i need the info

Dear Nairalanders,
Please does anyone know anything about UBA interview format? I wrote the test some months ago and will be going to the interview by next week. Also, I have an interview with a serving company here in warri where they are intending to pay me N55k, if I start this one, I wont even have time to move( even for interview)   till after 9mths as stipulated on their contract paper. What are the likely interview questions in UBA, is it an oral or written form? What do they require? Pls, if you are working in the bank already,  What is their salary structure like? How about their working condition? Please am dying for this information so that I don’t even take risk ? Guys, help a brother.!!!. you can send a email to edward_onoshama@yahoo.com

is there any info about the cap plc test of last mnth at ikeja? pls what is going on,

is there anyone that wrote the CAP PLC test of last mth ? i want to knw if the results have been released.

Pls, am also really intereted in the oceanic bank test format, can anyone give info about thier test format. am believing God that they will call me this time. send all info to amy4turluv@yahoo.com. thanks. it is well with us all. amen

I wrote their test in Lagos last 3 weeks and did an interveiw that same day but i havent heard from dem till date. anyone in the position?

am interested but u didnt place ur email.