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iLegend:
ANSWERS:

1)You just see a babe...
No answer here. I don't use pickup-lines. Mine comes from within. But if you want to use a pickup line I'd suggest.

Make it look like you're discussing an issue affecting women or men in general: (Your confidence and how relaxed you are matters a lot. You don't care about the outcome . Just do it and everyone around will wish they could be like you, but deep down your heart is pounding. Ignore the stup!d heart beat and say it. No one is gonna shoot you. If you mess up you'll write a book about it in 5 years to come).

You: Excuse me, why are women always shy to approach a man they admire, but when we do approach they reject us in front of everyone. Isn't that embarrassing? Are you one of them? Cuz I'm compiling their names.
(If you can say this, I promise you she's yours).
She: Hahaha. I'm not like that or whatever comes out of her mouth.
You: Yes, I'm a stranger to you for now, but that doesn't mean you won't tell me your lovely name. Whisper it to my ears I don't want anyone to steal it.
She: Jessica
You: Alright, Miss Jessica. I'm in a hurry, so I gotta go. Message me on Whatsapp or Facebook and we'll chat better. (Then, try to walk away without asking for the number or Facebook name and see how she'll react. If she doesn't call you back, you turn and say, "I forgot give me your Whatsapp digit."

Guys, wooing a woman is always different for different occasions, so I don't recommend pick-up lines, but learn them and keep in case you go blank.

Though, the line about 'embarrassment' make women feel guilty and they'll never do it to you even if that was what they had in mind when you were approaching them. Use it when you want to approach a woman in public where all eyes are on you. DONT EVER CHICKEN OUT DESPITE THE HEART BEAT. The more you chicken out, the harder it'll take to develop your confidence.

2) if you chat with a girl, and all she said is( leave me ) how can I reply to this

You: I know you didn't type that. Maybe you're angry today. Hey! Listen, I know your problem. And your problem is, you need some time alone and that is good for humans. I do it too. Sometimes we just want to be left alone, and you're no exception. No one knows tomorrow and thank you for being harsh on me.
She: Apology or No reply or whatever she types.
You: NEVER REPLY HER.

After this message, NEVER EVER reply her if she gets angry (because you've psychologically touched her emotion), or sends an apology. Ignore her message for some weeks or some months. Don't be tempted to reply, she'll be thinking about you everyday. Listen to Jason Derulo - In My Head (that'll be the effect).

JESUSBOIY:
abadie?

Randyblincks:
[b][/b] Seems am the only kid here.... Well, lemme drop mine. Just last year, after my first sex experience which was so dull and boiring, cus of the oversized well my old gf has.


I was adviced by pals tew try sex workers. assuring me of how sweet they'll treat me.
Later in the day, i went to a joint they usually demand #500 for sex.


When i entered the room... The lady am supposed to f*ck looks more like my mum age mate, well, wat do i do I was asked to pay and pull my cloths, this i did exactly... Was surprise when this lady inserted a condom in my Dick and was about to put it into her anus...

" but, aunty na for toto i wan Bleep na, why you wan put my pr*ck for ur yarsh na" i asked the lady.

"ttaaaa!! Close ur mawt, small pikin like u wan f*ck ur mama toto, see as u small" she replied.

tpiah01: