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Sports / Re: Chelsea To Offer Eden Hazard £300,000-a-week New Contract To Ward Off Madrid by parazzy1(m): 9:27pm On Mar 29, 2017
please real madrid should live hazard alone,every season hazard una no de tire?
Sports / Re: Chelsea To Make Arsenal’s Sanchez Top Priority This Summer. by parazzy1(m): 9:21pm On Mar 29, 2017
bakynes:
Arsenal will never sell to Chelsea if una wan buy am by force make una go bring 150million pounds come.
That is a chicken change for father Abrahimovich.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment You Felt The Ground Should Swallow You by parazzy1(m): 9:47pm On Mar 26, 2017
Tonythriller:
Mine is still fresh in my mind.wish I could wipe off that day from the record of existence.I was at the verandah watching all the fine fine girls in the street then I saw Amaka,my crush,this time walking all alone (not with her elder sister or brother as usual) I had this sinister smile.ASAP I rushed down,ran the stairs like Bolt.I heard my elder bro say "Oga this one u wear camo dey leave gate be careful o,no go far" my reply was "I dey craze?" Buh wen I met Amaka and afta series of wining her she told me she was goin to buy spice for evening.because it was the first time we got talking and she was just so irresistible I ddnt know wen I offered to walk her to the market.My mumurity nd unparalleled olukulism made me forget that there is a military chck point at 1st junction.we were just talking nd laffing the next I heard was "kai! Boy waka com here now!" I saw the ugly and fierce looking soldier na I'm I know say my own don done.at first I wanted to play cool,beg them and expct dem to pardon me nd let me go.The minute I opened my mouth to say good evening sir,the slap that landed my chin got me deaf that for a moment I thought it was just only me in this whole world. I was told to pull it and do frog jump.I did all those with all my hrt cos the 1st slap humbled me full time.meanwhile my crush saw me strip to my faded Tom and Jerry underwear and was like "Chike we can't go tugeda lyk this it is so embarrassing" and they asked her do u know this bobo? And she said "no o he is just following me around and asking for my number" and that worsened everything even my potential crush and all the small kids. I intimidate around dat area saw my half unclothedness.I have sworn neva to buy camouflage wears again and for that Amaka girl,my God will judge her!
Oboy you funny die,i dey laugh like craze person.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment You Felt The Ground Should Swallow You by parazzy1(m): 9:08pm On Mar 26, 2017
odimbannamdi:
I was in my 2nd year in school and my friend invited to Livingword church's bible study.

We were divided into groups and i was "lucky" to have my crush in the same group with me. Then they started.

People were volunteering to read passages and explain what they understood from the read passages. Me sef come volunteer to read and explain, so that i go fit impress my crush. Na so i stand up to read...

Erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...

I stammered for good 4seconds as i tried to force words out of my mouth. I felt like my tongue had glued to my hard palate and my brain momentarily shut down. All eyes turned and were fixed on me. My legs felt like hard wood as i couldnt even bend them to, at least, sit down.

Luckily for me, my crush came to my rescue and immediately read the passage and explained.

I felt like the ground would open and swallow me up. After that day, i no go that church again oo..lol

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Celebrities / Re: My Husband Gave Me STD, Beats Me Up – Tonto Dikeh Opens Up by parazzy1(m): 12:37pm On Feb 25, 2017
Thank God you came out alive,if all you are saying is true.

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