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rastaLivity:
I feel your pain, you must have lost a fortune. pls stay away from rope, sharp objects and any poisonous substance.

purem:
STORY

SHAMONEYXL:
Who told you so

alexistaiwo:
Say no more.

sammyobi584:
yes it is possible. someone have played such g

yes it is possible but different amount of money will be attached to it..Arsenal vs Chelsea @1.50 odds for home win
Arsenal vs Chelsea @ 2.00
what U will see in your bet slip will be minimum odd 1.50. maximum odds 2.00.
if you place the bet with 100 bet9ja will multiply the 100 by two that means you stake the game with #200. in case of 1 of the outcome goes south, the whole bet is lost o

alexistaiwo:
Me fake humility
I feel insulted because I was even joking about tagging along.
I can't stake on what I know nothing about.


On a normal day without being provoked,
I am one of the most humble guys around.
No wahala sha.
Nothing spoil.

Lhimeet:
It's all good! Ronaldo is still my main man any day

mistercharles:
Yes...e go dey my inbox...I go run am

mistercharles:
I got the first alert of by 12:46, so I funded you immediately... after funding you,i got another one by 12:49.
Do I still fund you the second 1k or do I send back to you??

mistercharles:
Done

alexistaiwo:
Those of us who know nothing about basketball.
Can we tag along?

mistercharles:
How much??..guy you sure say I go find my card this night??

mistercharles:
alright

Chuwaa:
So Uber drivers, tell us your experience on day(s) your village people came for you. Lol

They came for me today. Am not a regular uber driver, just uses my Accord which by the way guzzes fuel. I needed some quick cash and targeted 10k but I forgot I was owing Uber 4k in commissions.
So this morning I took one small jambite from alapere to Adeniyi Jones, a distance of 9km.
As soon as we set out, Ambode come block alapere market square, so we had to find alternative routes to join Lagos Ibadan expressway till Uber app come confuse patapata. On top of that my phone started overheating and went off.
Now the small boy was so conscious of how much he will be charged, he brought out his Google map and kept directing me, at a point, I wanted to stop and ask for directions and he complained I was wasting time, so I played along with him, meanwhile Uber kept trying to reroute us. My Samsung note 4 phone finally went off due to overheat (for the first time). By the time we got there he wanted me to end the call instantly but phone was dead and dude was agitated. Eventually I had to drive him back some distance because he didn't get his address correct.
I felt for him and his brother at home who was pay as he kept calling to know if we had arrived. I had to remove my battery and convince him that the trip had ended and drove off. I went a pole away and kept recharging me phone for about 7mins before it came up and I ended the trip, surprisingly it was 3k. I checked distance and it was just 9km. I knew I was getting a bad rating so I equally rated him 3. Instantly I saw 3 uber messages about my driving, professionalism etc and I knew he was the one. I for give am 1 star self.
From there, my village people come again, throughout today my phone kept misbehaving and shutting down often. So from Adeniyi Jones I went to Airport to see if I fit chop surge, but before I arrived, surge don disappear and I was number 16. I packed somewhere and people came to warn me that my village people are sending toll vehicles and I ran away, drove round and came back, trolled round and left after 45mins. Riders no just show, phone too was messing up. So I drove to Iyana oworo hoping to pick up few people to Lekki, but my village people carry Aja people full ground and they no gree enter, me ma no go drive go Ajah, so I drove to Awolowo road and my phone still kept acting up. Finally I put on my Taxify and I saw a surge near ribadu and as I was heading there, a call came but my VgP made her cancel. Another Taxify ride came from Bourdillon and as I was heading there, my VgP come knock me and one SUV and all hell was let loose. The guy drag drag and even the police there vex and ordered us away, na so I take loose that ride. We drag the matter for more than 30 minutes along Bourdillon before the guy let me go as me ma de form say I get insurance. I told him to bring his oga car (brake fluid removed the scratch anyway) to my insurance company for assessment before he left as he see say the 5k he was asking for won't materialise. By this time it was 7:05pm.
Anyway God pass my VgP, I got a ride to Ikeja, smooth ride and fast, road was free. From there I got a short ride of 600naira instantly and another Uber ride to omole phase1. They come de pay card trips, na so son of man carry empty hands come back, plus wasted fuel. The street is hard mehn.
BTW Taxify sweet pass Uber, how I wish I get more Taxify

I no believe in Village people o, but we got give them the glory some days

smithsydny:
am here ..
Just 100 naira service charge

davincida:
Message on WhatsApp

That3:
Some? You no even pray for one to enter. All the times i have won anything tangible are definitely not from this group, only wannabe punters full here. In fact you are more likely to win with a random booking code you thought off your head than with any codes you picked here. The only ones you may likely win here is maybe 3odds and below which you can book by yourself.

IamJix:
why e no go red when you dey hide under tree dey smoke Ukwale weed?

imeeti:
Look I don't need to start arguments with you. Anyway, the competition has a monetary benefits of 1.5m, it is hosted by a major bookmaker.

Ask your admirers for more details. Am too tired to type.

LORDLARGE:
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alexistaiwo:
Boss.
I don't accept challenges that has no financial benefits .

I already had a binding contract to forecast 10odds for one of my exclusive subscribers tomorrow.
Since you are the one throwing the challenge.
Tell me what will I get if I win?
Maybe I will tender the exclusive 10 odds forecast for the challenge.

alexistaiwo:
Bros.
You dey vex oo.
You wan remix something, leave all the big points commot the two lowest odds come add another two games.


You go fear some DJ na

paroh137:
Abeg make person send me 100k. I wan sharply use am do something. 2069896840 UBA

qualityGod:

bakayokoko:
FUNNY INDIVIDUALS ON NAIRALAND

qualityGod:
I don wire am pls check