₦airaland Forum

lexyclasy:
Yea they are celebrating GEJ accomplishment

okay. if you say so

Sirmuel1:
Hahaha! They go just throw you out and continue the journey

lol but the op said we should be cooking inside our engines

if your boss makes too many noises, just grab a bottle and dissect the head






try it and get fired!

are dey doing this because of the UBA transactions to the turkey?



Nigerians only learn when all is not well

thank you.





is dat king dead? we really need him in Nigeria to help us negotiate with the NDA guys.

warrisdis

hey chill don't you know donkey ride?



that's donkey ride

so if I'm on a God is good motors i should tell the driver to stop at intervals because I want to cook abi?

interesting!!!

pledged? anytime he redeems it let me know. but this Fayose guy loves sharing souvenirs. how is it that today he would sell beans, tomorrow he would share yams, next time he would redeem the pledges of the sewing machine. is it that there's no work for him to do in ekiti state?






i noticed something else, must everything have an association? meat sellers, fish sellers, tailors, even beggars have an association, blind people too etc. please i want to ask of what importance are all these associations to the public.



#just asking

it's not a new thing, saboteurs are everywhere. pa olisah you just have to move on with your life.

dat dude must be a proud Ferrari 'ambassador' niqqa got his cake made with Ferraris logo? money makes you do crazy things. enjoy Bro.






i was expecting to see the conventional cake and minerals around the table

snitches everywhere

lol Nigerian bin laden. wanted to start from kebbi state but was cut short. he is not even recognised internationally




and bin Laden dies AGAIN

even whites want to be like us.





igbo always representing since the day earth came into existence

and it goes like this guy: babe I'm gonna protect you all my life with my strong wings babe: no baby i just wanna be ur angel

kai shege! boobs just made that guy forget his profession.




but maybe when he made dat comment he was an unbeliever, who knows

...and the minister say only passengers whose identity has been certified. just to enter train again inside the country you go present ID cards na wa o


anyway what are those balloons for? are they celebrating a graduation?

this 'oyel' is causing big problem in this country.

i just discovered that it's only when you are in prison/jail/cell you would discover your true talent go to prisons and see talents wasting.



kai he spat fire like a prophet





is fani kayode now a pastor?

freshdude99:
Don't mind them. Right behind that bank you see there is phase 4 divisional police station. A minute is even too much if u wanna trek to the station yet before they came, the robbers have fled. Pls where can dey fled because that part of kubwa is very secured that's why almost all the banks are located along that gado nasco road. This our police is one very useless institution I haven't seen before.

lol brother i tell you boys scout niggas gallant pass policemen. if i have my way, I'd scrap dat institution. its just full of *kworuption*

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how would you tell me that oil revenue fell because of pipe line vandalisation.
oil revenue have drop even before the emergence of the NDA guys.

ADEWUMIMichael:
Not all Mama !!

for real? a mama came to her daughter's house on a Friday and didn't see her till Sunday and you say she's not gonna call?
mehn maybe that's her wicked step mom!

waiting

delay tactics

mama won't come to her daughter's house unannounced even if she does, wen she gets there she would call her daughter to tell her dat she is at home.







what do you think?

halfricanadian:
I use d ocean as wrapper

*screams and runs outta thread*

halfricanadian:
The marine will fit u too

lol but i dread the sea

halfricanadian:
lol no mopol officer

i said it, not to far from my guess. imagine yourself with a rifle.

#the marine would fit you

halfricanadian:

I'm kuku a teacher by profession

is that so? are you serious? but i thought you are a police officer



just thinking sha

halfricanadian:

I'm kuku a teacher by profession

is that so? are you serious? but i thought you are a police officer



just thinking sha