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justmondris:
And you wouldn’t have gotten any reward

You would have made a fuss about it too

SilvanusII:
Perfectly understandable, and ppl would have called you 'foolish', 'woman wrapper'. See how they are hailing him now...see ehn

Most Nigerians are not truthful to themselves, they might do worse by dragging all her generations

spyder880:
Of course we will use marble, this is just the wooden stand.

Alright sir, dalu ri'nne. Jisike!

Thank God you've given the thread a name

spyder880:
And we immediately started making kitchen cabinets........

Boss morning! I want to ask, why isn't marble used for the cabinet as against wood, because I've seen some houses where marbles are used for the kitchen cabinet.

Ilamina:
Yet, their things are there

Does that mean, they are paying rent for two houses at the same time

They must be rich

They probably moved to their own apartment they just finished building

Well well well I don't have anything to say, but I would have made a noise about it though if I was the guy

Akposy:
Sunday meal was this yum

I just had to make and consume mercilessly this Ewa agoyin and bread after a stressful day today.

As seen in the pictures: Ewa (beans), agoyin sauce (pepper sauce), chips, dodo, bread and sweet corn.
You're missing if you haven't had Ewa agoyin o. I still miss Lagos early morning ewa agoyin and soft agege bread.

Happy first Sunday of December

Chief, shey you no need help like this?

Bla Bla Bla

#facto

waistbead:
Please someone help with the name of this seafood.tanks

This should help

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

You fall my hands for this one boss

dancok:
Too much protein

Being a while, I've been on rice for like 2 weeks now

Dinner

SUPERPACK:
Slippage is the difference between the expected price of a trade and the executed price of that trade. Slippage is as a result of volatility, and big crypto news. Now on centralised exchanges like Binance you can place a market order for a coin, now this market order are normally placed with max slippage. This simply means your order will be filled whether the price of the coin goes up by 1000% or dumps by 99% when your trade is open.

The opposite of this max slippage on centralised exchanges is limit sells and buy order, you are telling them that you want to buy at this price and it must be it, this is a zero slippage trade, no price swings.

On decentralised exchanges same slippage rules apply, and by default is 1%, meaning your order will still be executed if the price goes up by 1% or down by 1% while your trade is on. The person you asked said use 17%, this simply means I will like the exchange to go on with this order whether the price goes up by 17% or dumps by 17%. So slippage is the percentage difference in the price of goods you want to purchase from time of placing the order to when the order is filled completely.

In real life trade, You went to a shop to buy a bottle of coke, and you asked whats the price and was told it is #100. You gave the sells girl #100 for a bottle of coke and while she is still searching for it in the fridge her Madam called her that coke is now #120.
She will tell you that coke is now #120 and you brought out #20 to complete the money, you just did a trade with 20% slippage, you bought 20% higher than the price as at when you came in. It will be a negative slippage of 20% if her madam told her coke is now #80 and she gave you a #20 change.

Now what if after giving her #100 and after the call she said price is #120 and you said ''Give me back my money let me go and buy from mama Emeka''? It means your slippage tolerance is 0%, i must buy at #100 and you will be like ''how dare you change the price in my presence you thief''.

In both real life trade instances trade started at #100 and was completed at #120, 20% positive slippage. In the second scenario trade started at #100 and completed at #80, a negative slippage of 20%.

It has nothing to do with transaction charge but rather price at which a trade is executed.

Hope I have been able to teach you what slippage rate/tolerance means? Hand don dey pain me.

Guy if God no help me bless you, make I know wetin cause am, in fact any coin you buy go do x1000000000000.

Very detailed explanation bro. Thank you

Alexis11:
Caketools

Who else is getting ready for this gem??

Beautiful project

michlins:
yes sir. It's in abundance around Awka. Coal is supposed to look pitch black

I totally agree with you, I see it around Awka all the time when the site workers start digging, don't know if it's only Awka though

spyder880:
We even hit coal

Enugu is sitting on billions of tons of coal.

Chief, this stuffs looks like ulor, I don't know if I'm right with the Igbo spellings, but it's gotten when you dig wells also

sircatherine45:
Bitcoin
$28,567.38

Litecoin
$123.68

Ethereum
$736.67

Monero
$157.12


Good evening



I'll post something like this on 31st December, 2021.

Do you remember this?

This is the problem I have with this generation, what the hell is all this?

SO or significant other?
Light fingered?



Learn to call it what it is!

SO = husband
Light fingered = thief


If your nephew is a thief, treat him like one so he knows it's wrong and stop painting the name.

Late night dinner

Indomie, scrambled eggs and chopped pork



#food

NwaAmaikpe:




Most people aren't normal walahi.
But I relate a lot to why people have nudes and sex tapes of their partners.

From a psychological point of view, and in furtherance of good mental health, it's always good to have a memorabilia of sex partners, mostly those who left an impression.

At first, I began collecting panties, then nudes, then to recording our sex tapes because it was more relatable masturbating to your own sex act than that of a scripted random stranger gotten off one pornsite.

But I've taken my collections a notch higher, I now collect pubic hair.
And every now and then, I take a bit of it from my stash, mix it with incense and some weed then set it on fire, allowing it's distinctive aroma therapeuticize my soul.

Believe me, most people aren't normal.

This man you'll not kill me

Double mouthed nigga.

All we ask for is good security for life and properties in this country, but since its so difficult, I think any means one can use in protecting himself or herself is welcomed





Which way Nigeria?

FalseProphet1:

FalseProphet1:
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

All the butterflies have left the shores of this country to neighbouring African countries cos they're are not ready to starve to death, people now eat butterflies in some parts of Nigeria, that's why they left. I see them flying back into the country when buhari leaves aso Rock..

This I have seen.

FalseProphet1:
I see you getting married to a prophet, I see you assisting in his ministry with your big nyash and dancing skills, I see the spirit possessing you, I see you prophesying.

This I have seen.

Was surprised yesterday when I started seeing rumors flying around

Bigchristo:
Are you serious?

Yeah bro, it was on front page too

allen113:
I watched the video and didn't know if I should feel sorry for the girl or I should blame her for been stupid, u no be cultist you go dey do cult video, who does that? Korofo korofo land her for wahala, she is lucky they did not kill her.

She died 2 days ago already

Lunch for the weather

Liposure:
looks sumptuously

Thank you

amorprincesa:
I want

Sleep is catching me already after that meal