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*WOMEN & PRETENSE*
When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
*_She is clearly telling a lie_*
She can leave her children with her neighbours

*_But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute_*
���Guy, hope you are with me?

dreamwords:
I used to be the wanking type ,and not so much into women, but i decided to stop anything soapy.
In fact i stayed more than a year of no soapy. No sex, i was happy that ive stoped wanking,, but one evening after work, i went straight to a nearby bar to take some bottles ,I'm not the olosho type, cause I find them irritating, I met this sweet looking babe she was talking with the bar man i quickly went to talk with her , as we spoke she told me she's not a an runs babe, that she came to check someone, so we talked for some time, she gave me her number ,so since that day we continued talking on the phone,
One day I invited her over ,she later came and we charted for some minutes and later we were close to each other ,one thing lead to another we had a nice sexx , after that day she often come around to visit me, and we continued doing that sweet thing, but we always use cd because I can't do any girl without protection, because I'm scared of unwanted outcome,
One day she came to my place we were banging , all of a sudden the condom burst, I quickly withdrew my dickk and rush to the bathroom to wash it because I don't trust her, well she left my house that day,
After about 4 days I started having some weird feelings. My testis started paining me so bad, my dickk was so painful, I developed fever, , I went to visit a family friend that runs a medical lab, after some test they found those specimen in my system
1, staphylococcus arues
2. Proteis mirabis
3. E.coli
4, coliphom
I dissociated myself from her from then henceforth the worst part is she was healthy and no sign of fever, but just 4 days of getting infected i was already down with many symptoms
I suffered in treating this sturbon infections and it cost me a lot of thousands ,jumping from one hospital and lab to another, so many sleepless nights due to pain and sicknesses but I thank God she didn't infect me with hiv, it's upto a year now,, I also thank God for healing me

In this hard economy someone wants to buy foreign dog for N450k.

If you give me that money I will stand at your door every night and be barking at strangers.

madridguy:
Bros email might take time compare to WhatsApp number. Let me burst your bobble, during the era of baby mama nonsense, just jokingly say dat i also need a baby mama after like 2 days i just dey receive PM. I was like what happened why did PM, i don forget wetin i talk, thought na for politics struggle only to open my email and see say na ladies. Still dont remember until i message and she mentioned my post about baby mama... 3 were interested but told them am finance presently is bad believe me the youngest among dem stood ground that i should not worry her mama will take care of her and the baby. She said she really want to have a baby badly na me run ooooooo.
I swear nairaland is place to be.

SALES Experts Needed

�: PORT HARCOURT

B2B - CORPORATE SALES (4 POSITIONS)

B2C - CONSUMER SALES (5 POSITIONS).

Fit the Bill or Know Someone who does?

SEND CVs to oluwafemi.siyanbola@rosabon-finance.net

I dropped my mail in the previous post let talkvia that means.

madridguy:
Bros use your handle to mention your specs and trust me, before 48 hours you will come back and delete your contact details.
Just open am for romance or sex.ual section and see miracle

onlinetomola:
i mean it.... i dont wanna call out any Moniker

Let talk more here-Stevethedancer@gmail.com.

Escort, oya link me.

madridguy:
Yes, If you need a GF, escort, ready to marry just say it and give you latest 48 hours na you go tire

Female NYSC Intern (Business Development Officer) at Savvy Instant Offices- Abuja

Interested applicants should send their Curriculum Vitae to enquiries@savvyinstantoffices.com using the job title as subject of the mail.












Store/Inventory Officer at Ama-Zuma Services Limited - Lagos

Applicants should send their CV to: hradvertizer@yahoo.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

Head Teacher at Pecroyal Educonsult- Ogba, Lagos

Send an application letter alongside CV to pecroyalconsult@gmail.com
*Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Very Important Note
Only candidates living on Lagos mainland should apply.

Content and Digital Marketing Officer at SILTFO Global Services LTD- Abuja

Applicants should send Cvs to sharon@siltfo.com

Sales Rep in
Abuja
Lagos
Bayelsa
Akwa-Ibom
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application Letter and CV to: pharmaservices2008@yahoo.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

are you for real or you just messing around?

onlinetomola:
I got 2 weeks S*x mate

Post NYSC medical officer needed for immediate permanent employment at St Mary's Children and Community Hospital Umuowa Orlu Imo State.
Accommodation available.
Interested Doctors should forward an application letter and their CV to recruitsmcch@gmail.com

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Software Developer

Location: Lagos

Job Description
Develop, test and implement new software programs
Clearly and regularly communicate with management and technical support colleagues
Design and update software database. This includes, but is not limited to: Software Applications, Web Sites, Data Communication Processes and User Interfaces
Test, maintain and recommend software improvements to ensure strong functionality and optimization
Independently install, customize and integrate commercial software packages
Facilitate root cause analysis of system issues
Work with experienced team members to conduct root cause analysis of issues, review new and existing code and/or perform unit testing
Identify ideas to improve system performance and impact availability
Resolve complex technical design issues
Development of technical specifications and plans
Analyze user requirements and convert requirements to design documents Make good technical decisions that provide solutions to business challenges
Salary
N200,000 monthly

Application Closing Date
8th August, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: careers@broadshift.com using the "Job Title" as subject of the email.

We are recruiting to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: Computer Scientist

Location: Lagos

Requirements
Graduate with warehouse management experience.
OND holders in Logistics, Transportation or Engineering.
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: info@iwsng.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

Our client is recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Group Accountant

Location: Lagos
Function: Finance

Responsibilities
Monitoring of fleet account
Expense Control
Account reconciliation
Management reports
Data entry
Debt Recovery
Disbursement of Funds/Payment
Accounts Preparations & Presentations
Internal Controls
Product/Process Costing
Project Evaluation.
Candidate Profile
B.Sc/HND in Accounting
Minimum of 8 years experience
Computer skills (Microsoft Office)
Must have experience on the use of accounting software especially QuickBooks
Chartered
Must come from the eastern part of Nigeri, but reside in Lagos State.
Application Closing Date
30th July, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: info@vodstra.com with the Job Title as the mail subject.










Divergent Innovation Hub, is a technology startup focused on providing intelligent solutions in the Logistics and Transportation Industry. It is currently about to deploy and launch a product, In producing a world class technology product to meet the ever evolving market needs, the organization is looking to hire a suitably qualified candidate to fill the position below:

Job Title: Python Developer

Location: Lagos

Job Descriptions
We are looking for a Python Developer to join our engineering team and help us develop and maintain various software products.
Python Developer responsibilities include writing and testing code, debugging programs and integrating applications with third-party web services. To be successful in this role, you should have experience using server-side logic and work well in a team.
Ultimately, you’ll build highly responsive web applications that align with our business needs.
Your Responsibilities will be to:
Write effective, scalable code
Develop back-end components to improve responsiveness and overall performance
Integrate user-facing elements into applications
Test and debug programs
Improve functionality of existing systems
Implement security and data protection solutions
Assess and prioritize feature requests
Coordinate with internal teams to understand user requirements and provide technical solutions
Requirements
Work experience as a Python Developer
Expertise in at least one popular Python framework (like Django, Flask or Pyramid)
Knowledge of object-relational mapping (ORM)
Familiarity with front-end technologies (like JavaScript and HTML5)
Team spirit
Good problem-solving skills
B.Sc in Computer Science, Engineering or relevant field
Application Closing Date
30th August, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send ONLY their CV to: recruitment@divergent.ng using the "Job title" as the subject of the email.

For more enquiries, please call: 07084721229

Note: Do not include a cover letter in your application.

We are recruiting to fill the following positions below:

Job Title: Audit Officer

Location: Lagos

Job Description
Safeguard of current assets relating to cash by daily review and reconciliation of cash declared by vehicles, by terminals and the lodgement in Lagos and Onitsha offices.
Safeguard of Head office cash asset by reviewing postings versus cash movement and ensuring proper Lock-Combination control on cash vaults.
Safeguard of company Revenue by review of compliance on sales(price and amount reported), commission and road money expenses for all terminals.
Review and reporting of branch non-bus(admin) expenses. Regularizing and curtailing costs expended for each vehicle loading every day.
Call-over of all daily loadings posted into Busy applications.
Assist in review of bank reconciliation statement.
Review of e-ticketing transactions relating to passengers, postings, monitoring and reporting compliance on the platform.
Assist in admittance of purchase parts and ensuring that post purchase processes are adhered to.
Assist in stock taking exercises in assigned terminals, head/corporate office and render reports on findings, discrepancies and recommendations.
Assist in cash audit and reports.
Requirements
Interested applicants should:
Possess a B.Sc/HND in Accounting or Banking and Finance.
Not be more than 27 years of age.
Have 0-2 years experience in similar field.
Application Closing Date
29th July, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to: hr.cv@guotransport.com.ng using the "Job Title" as subject of the email.




















We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Account Supervisor

Location: Agbara, Ogun

Job Description
Overseeing the general accounting function, cash management/reconciliation, financial reporting, balance sheet management and customer rebate management.
Build assembly to production
Reconcile production balance weekly
Review monthly payroll.
Closing monitoring production and operation cost.
Ensuring that policies and procedures (internal controls) are in place to provide reasonable assurance that the company assets are protected.
Supervising the completion of Federal and State tax reporting requirements.
Supervising the activities of the department.
Ensure the timely reporting of all monthly financial information/performance.
Ensure the monthly Bank reconciliation is performed in a timely and accurate manner.
Controlling and forecasting income and expenditure
Respond to inquiries from Management regarding financial results, special reporting requests and the likes.
Job Specification
Minimum of B.Sc in Accounting, Finance or any other related discipline.
Minimum of 3-5years experience in a FMCG/Manufacturing firm.
Excellent numerical and analytical skills.
Proficiency with the use of QuickBooks is an added advantage.
Demonstrates a sense of urgency and ability to meet deadlines.
Microsoft Office Proficiency.
Excellent oral and written communication skills.
Application Closing Date
5th August, 2019

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Application Letter and CV to: recruitment@fastizers.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail










We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Experienced Account Officer

Location: Nigeria
Working Days: Maximum of 3 days per week

Job Description
Prepares asset, liability, and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account information.
Documents financial transactions by entering account information.
Recommends financial actions by analyzing accounting options.
Summarizes current financial status by collecting information; preparing balance sheet, profit and loss statement, and other reports.
Substantiates financial transactions by auditing documents.
Maintains accounting controls by preparing and recommending policies and procedures.
Reconciles financial discrepancies by collecting and analyzing account information.
Maintains financial security by following internal controls.
Prepares payments by verifying documentation, and requesting disbursements.
Complies with federal, state, and local financial legal requirements by studying existing and new legislation, enforcing adherence to requirements, and advising management on needed actions.
Prepares special financial reports by collecting, analyzing, and summarizing account information and trends.
Contributes to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed.
Application Closing Date
29th July, 2019.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their profile to: litesolconsult@yahoo.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

We are recruiting to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: Accountant

Location: Lagos

Requirement
HND or B.Sc qualification
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: info@iwsng.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

A large 4 Star business hotel located in a highbrow area of Lagos, welcomes job applications from numeric, energetic, customer focused and hard-working team players who want to be part of our ever growing family to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accountant

Location: Lagos

Job Requirements
The ideal candidate will have at least 5 years Accounting and tax management experience in a structured organisation
Must be able to assist with maintaining an efficient accounting service operation through a focus on effective analysis and reporting.
Professional qualification will be an advantage.
Application Closing Date
1st August, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: abiodun.obah@tsogosun.com stating the position in the subject of the email.

Clover Mart (CMart), a new retail outlet in Lekki, Lagos State is currently recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the below position:

Job Title: Account officer

Location: Lagos

Job Description
Collect daily bank statement and POS portal statement.
Run the dummy bank GL.
Match all inflows and outflow in the GL with the bank statement.
Ensure the POS portal statement, POS transactions in the GL and the accumulated credit tallied.
When the accumulated credit is overstated, identify the makeup of the total variance and transfer to Trade Debtors’ Suspense account (please, state details clearly for each posting).
When the accumulated credit is understated, please, call the attention of the Control Unit immediately.
Requirement
Minimum of a National Diploma
Application Closing Date
28th August, 2019.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to: cmart.hr@outlook.com using the "Job Title" as subject of the email.

Procurement Officer
Lagos
Sector: Technology Industry
Solid knowledge and understanding of procurement processes, policy, and systems
Two (2) years previous experience as procurement officer or related position
send CV to: techjobsng@gmail.com with "Procurement Officer

vacancy for a receptionist in a company located at V.I. The person should be a corp member that is looking for a PPA. Anyone interested should send a message with their CV attached to info@cantonconcourse.com. THANK YOU

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If you’re 18-21 and you’re calling a 20-24year old guy broke. I think you’re a mumu. We’re just in our 20s don’t be expecting a 21 year old school boy to be giving you 2 million. If you want a rich boyfriend go and date older men and stop insulting University boys. Pls