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Phones › Re: Massive Suspension Of Twitter Accounts As Nigerians React by Pascopele: 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2019

how?

ArticleBeast:
The copycat

Phones › Re: Massive Suspension Of Twitter Accounts As Nigerians React by Pascopele: 3:30pm On Aug 06, 2019

Stillthebest:
Jonathan wasn't weak. He was just too fine to handle hard matters. Anyone who is too fine in NG political hegemonic space will be fallen by the political hangers-on, attachee and power grabbers.

He also had his power-days too.

Such was his case, whence looting under him was uncontrollable.. no doubt he was better than this brute tyrant (who is fighting corruption in one end and allowing it on the other)who hasn't agreed that he has no clue of governance but looting under Jonathan was too much. It will collapse any country in no time.

The bolded, today's government is worse, I am speaking from experience, boss, e get contract wey we execute for PH, My father, the corruption under this government is legendary

Phones › Re: Massive Suspension Of Twitter Accounts As Nigerians React by Pascopele: 3:09pm On Aug 06, 2019

yaki84:
Buhari is strong he doesn't need strong people.
Just like in magnetic field, like term repel, unlike terms attract.
Buhari is attracted to thieves, weaklings, fraudsters n others too numerous to shout.

Phones › Re: Massive Suspension Of Twitter Accounts As Nigerians React by Pascopele: 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2019

So why was Bubu reelected, just curious

Iamgrey5:
Jonathan was not that good.

The problem some of you have is selective amnesia.

Why was he voted out by 4 regions as against two that voted for him?

He also supervised some of our largest budget In the history of Nigeria due to really high crude oil prices, but with very little to show for it.

Buhari also dismissed Kemi Adeosun and the former SS chairman, does that make him the golden president?

We can argue this back and forth, the only thing Jonathan had over Buhari was is unwillingness to use force to quash descent or popular uprising.

Phones › Re: Massive Suspension Of Twitter Accounts As Nigerians React by Pascopele: 2:45pm On Aug 06, 2019

If you don't know the difference, you will mistake MEEKNESS for WEAKNESS.

Jonathan was not WEAK.

He DISMISSED 2 ministers found wanting.

He SACKED his NSA and his entire military chiefs over insecurity.

Has STRONG General Buhari done either?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies 2.0 '18 by Pascopele: 2:32pm On Aug 06, 2019

Yesterday my dad called that he needed 5 persons who could use Excel well for immediate employment.

10 accounting graduate went for the Interview and only 1 person could use Excel.

Some people are jobless not because of the economy but because they fail to develop themselves.

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Business › Re: If You Win ₦460 Million Tomorrow, What Are You Doing?? by Pascopele(op): 2:32pm On Aug 06, 2019

Isale-Eko own fire you to.

MrCuteking:
You, Op, the people weh comment for this thread, except me of course...

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Pascopele: 2:31pm On Aug 06, 2019

The choice is yours

Bravedude112:
Was thinking of going into this too but still considering the stress aspect, have built few houses before and they all come with alot of stress.

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Pascopele: 2:30pm On Aug 06, 2019

Is this a FGN saving bond/ Because someone did 13% or 10% here 200+ interest every 6 month for 9 years or so

ahiboilandgas:
Access bank bond 15.5 a good buy ?

Romance › Re: WOMEN Are Boring In Chat. This Is How To Make It Fun [iLast Screenshots] by Pascopele: 10:39am On Aug 06, 2019

Romance › Re: Reasons For You To Be A Model And Earn Big by Pascopele: 4:32pm On Aug 05, 2019

Gimme naw, that ur other girl, they do anyhow

davemek:
I doubt say she go gree for you, na house wife she be, no be runs babe.

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by Pascopele(op): 4:31pm On Aug 05, 2019

what are you saying?

Ryan03:
And you classified her as "Nigeria girls"? Now this is the real sick mentalily.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by Pascopele: 3:50pm On Aug 05, 2019

ChiefAzubuike:
Only rookies get caught having sex.

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Pascopele: 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2019

Link

needful:
Canada investor program is on now. You guys should try it. Automatic permanent resident

Health › What's Your Story With The Herb Tho? I Want To Hear It. by Pascopele(op): 2:57pm On Aug 05, 2019

I even observe that a bulk of Nigerian youths are now smoking Marijuana populary known as "Igbo, Mj, Maryjane". 80%+ of them smoke cannabis and marijuana and do so much alcohol. .

Marijuana smoked in it's natural state is therapeutic not these processed crap that turns your head upside down. Till date all the propaganda you guys reel out remain unsubstantiated. Meanwhile I smoke recreational and there are evidences that cannabis has therapeutic benefits.

What's your story with the herb tho? I want to hear it.

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Romance › Re: Reasons For You To Be A Model And Earn Big by Pascopele: 2:53pm On Aug 05, 2019

I tell you right from time say she go shakara but at the end she go fall.

davemek:
The babe still dey do shakara. I dey still reason her matter. E be like say she be runs girls from her pix on whatsapp update.

How far reason me this woman wey u dey fear to bleech

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by Pascopele(op): 2:50pm On Aug 05, 2019

That's the stupidity we are talking about, even those pretending not to be sending their contact to anyone I just pity you... Imaging, after a conversation I ask a girl for her contact she refused bt I ask if we can still be friends she agreed but on other hand I chatted the same girl with a friends account that has Lexus latest model but to my surprise even without asking he deliberately send her contact that I should call her so that she can save my cont, I MEAN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT?

rosy1992:
This got me thinking why would you expect a random girl to have an interesting chat with you, what does it portray?

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Pascopele: 2:39pm On Aug 05, 2019

Jesu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

igbizen:
About #25M

Romance › Re: Reasons For You To Be A Model And Earn Big by Pascopele: 2:37pm On Aug 05, 2019

How far with gbemi

davemek:
How her package be. She dey tight? and hope say she no get fallen heroes. I dey follow her talk.

I aalso met this beautiful young Lady who has been wanting me to bleep her. The stays outside the country, we agreed to meet twice but I intentionally disappointed her which made her to block me on whatsapp and recently she unblocked me. I just felt like giving her one in a lifetime fvkc. She is a very young and beautiful with big nyash and nice boobs. give me tis one na

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