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which 1 of them u want?

Nofavorss:
Hmmmm

Apart from:

1. "Nigeria Police Force remains the most bullied in the whole of Africa".
2. "I belong to everybody & belong to nobody".
3. "I will do only one term in government".
4. "I did not collect salary for 8 years as a governor".

Nigeria has a total of 9.5million almajiri population
-GEJ saw this TIME BOMB & built schools for them
-APC vuvuzelas abused GEJ & claimed no such school existed
-Today,Buhari Urged To Actualise GEJ's Almajiri Integration Initiative
-U can't bring down a good man.
-God bless GEJ

labor 15ok ke

yinka10:
Please plumbers in the house help me check out this quotation for 18 rooms selfcontain plumbing work

During labour/delivery,
When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. (Attached pics)

But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”.
Yet 95% of penis width is under 5cm.

Beautiful delusion.

But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this”. Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width penis that will make a difference?

Lmao. Pls get the fvck.

“Doctor this is not fair, stop attacking our ego as men”
Ok let’s be serious.
No sensible man should have ego built on sex or penis prowess. That’s ephemeral and daft. Build your ego, if you have to, on more serious and exemplary qualities. Not on numbers of “shifted wombs”. And actually NO penis can ever actually shift a womb. To start with, very very few penis will even touch the cervix (the entrance of the womb) during sex. NOT to talk of hit it enough to have any impact on the womb.

Let’s get serious.
Womb shifting is a myth.
Let’s drop it.

This is simple anatomy.
And a touch of common sense.
Nothing more.
NO Penis can shift a womb.
Quote me anywhere. And even if by any remote possibility there would be, maybe it’s the context of an adult man raping a toddler. Or something worse. But in normal situations? Nah.

Can a woman get exhausted after sex? Yes. That’s because sex can be draining.
Can a woman feel pain after sex? Yes. That’s because if she’s dry, she can get small tears and bruises in the vagina.
But is that the same as Womb Shifting? Absolutely not. Get your terminology right.

The way Man united fans are so quiet on social media. I think they are planning to kidnap Messi

The way Man united fans are so quiet on social media. I think they are planning to kidnap Messi

The way Man united fans are so quiet on social media. I think they are planning to kidnap Messi

True that!

Harryase:
Anger lies in the bosom of a fool.

Player spoted!!!!!!

samuelchimmy:
nor carry dey kiss me for outside,dont tell everybody we are dating, i hate it

You go strict o!

mhizdebbygold:
Do the right things and at the right time

drmikeadams:
no rules....if u delete ur fone message;I delete mine;if u pasword phone;I password;if u begin share toto;I share my prick any day you tire;me I tire cycle continues

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