When a club starts going for Arsenal's ''aloku'', that club is finished!

30-yepa for 18M! Chelsea? - customer dada ni!

chic2pimp:








Welcome back. Dayo has sorely missed ya

Missed me ke? The apari goroso baba has been having his aparicious head flogged across several threads on this board.

raumdeuter:


This wouldnt stop whiners from telling how Bayern is the one who bought all Dortmund players

Odun wo lo fe gbon, iwo baba apari yi?! We all know your useless league is one team league. If Bayern was not already saturated with good strikers, DOrtmund would have been bullied by your useless team in acquiring Auba.

Gerrarahia apodacious apari!

Spy360:








After the recent round of bleeping, shekpites want to sign our beloved Giroud aka Scorpio.. lol

They had better be quick. Last I heard from my sources, even West Ham are ready to grab Giroud asap.

Imagine Chelsea dragging Giroud with West Ham.....

airmark:


I will rather go with a professional like sane, who is playing in the same league with hazard, than accept the opinion of someone who never kicked a ball into empty net before.



At least you saw human being few metres from the pass. Tell me if you've ever seen this moment before. The coach had a migraine immediately.

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This is why I have always maintained Apari Ramuzaki is an apodacious pundit on this board.

raumdeuter:


Onijo iya, You suppose don add SHakushaku to your skills now

Oponu buruku gba ni Broda Apari yi sha!

airmark:


Aaaaah eeyan pataki. Dayo will be panting now.

I humbe sir!

airmark:


Epl's waste pipe.

LOL! You are still tormenting Apari on this redundant thread?

E ku ise Oluwa oh!

Una never hear am yet. When Moaninghoe finish with una club, una go beg Moyes to come save una.

Na this kain game dey sweet me to come type for Nairaland.

Abeg DJ, I don RSVP oh.

Shay una no go face relegation so? Crystal Palace of all team.....aiye ma ni ka oh! Zaha, Sakho, and the rest come dey tapiopio against Chelsea....

If Ayan (cockroach) Robben will do the impossible for the Netherlands tonight, I promise never to insult to Apari Ramuzaki again.

Loff me jeje, loff me Tinder, waited almost 24 hours to reply me. Your fada! You think everyone is a jobless cybercafe agege scammer like you? Monday morning, start of a working productive week men are busy making money, the doofus is online looking for whom to engage in back and forth juvenile baloney. Alainironu omo!

I have got you right where I need you to be. You are my fish (as we say in chess games). I am not done with you till I am done with you.

Have your say right after sissy dog.......

Where are you people getting all these transfer news from?

We are interested in Martial?

Nihilist:
Love me jeje love me tinder tender is not lagbaja though

You are right. Na Seyi Sodimu.



There is even a remix I think on Youtube. Thanks Adisa

A40:
Which kin dyslexic eleribu be this? Shey aisan arugbo
ti'n se e ni that you can't even remember the m0ronic incantation you chanted in your last few posts barely a day
ago? I gave you a simple challenge and you failed miserably yet you ask me to prove you are 45. That aja
you keep screaming ad nauseum na him go chop your mouth

The ex village eediot and now useless traveling stripper is forming real fan. Go to a Tottenham or Millwall fan pelu enu rirun yen tan ma fi oko pamo si and tell them you are a true Arsenal fan, let's see whether slaps and insults are not rained on you and your Oloshious personality. Orisirisi! The Phoolish Molete urchin sef dey form true fan. Awada keri keri

I'm not a bare douchegoblin suffering Napoleonic complex like you. If I go off this forum for a month acolytes and intelligent people who I engage in mature dialogue would ask for my whereabouts. Ariwo ko ni music. You are but a prepubescent teenage girl in a man's body that has to call himself Pataki on a faceless forum to feel good about his moribund existence. Not only are you the biggest Loser to have ever walked the surface of God's green earth but your only function on this forum and purpose in life is to side with any imbec!le that has a vendetta against the tormentor of your soul. Your life must truly be a living nightmare. Keep bleating like a she-goat in heat about Tinder. You can notify Buhari sef. Ko kan aye! There are actually many beautiful women on Tinder For your informate. Pretty women who are articulate, classier and more accomplished than all the girls you have ever being with in your miserable life before you made the dishonorable switch to men. Olofo adofuro oshi! Weren't you the decrepit old phool bragging about some random girls liking your Youtube video last year. Egbe e lo Youtube channel for productive purposes. Even small girls wey reach to call you Uncle! Broda Agbaya

Some of your mates are already running for State/Federal House of Rep and Councillors, Iwo obo langido yi you are still forming hip hop hooray doing ijo awareness all over the place. That's how demons keep dancing ijo yoyo with your destiny. Eranko Ibiye. How can A-40 lament about being single? Louis Farrakhan would knack white women before that ever happens!! You must mistake me for one of your useless Elebolo sisters! but you sef reason am, who go wan tie himself down with serial aseyun wey get wombs like something wey zombie from Resident Evil don destroy? Giri and warapa grip that leprous hand wey you take type that phoolish statement. .

Wossss wobi! You useless and m0ronic cyber jaguda at 45. No amount of verbose grammatical megedefegede can mask the frustration, misfortune and dysfunction which you epitomize. Everything in your miserable life is inverted. Even the fun and games children had and left behind in their teenage years is what you are just trying to catch now. Do Planet Earth a solid and Asphyxiate yourself! I promise even your Nairaland bae Air mark would not miss you

Yawns! *Stretches his Patakicious fingers with a wicked grin * So this hopeless doofus waited for hours to type this knowing I would be asleep. Ko le werk! It is an eysore to see verbiage upon verbiage, foolishness upon greater foolishness, with no recourse to intellectual remorse and thinking from you. You are dangerously daft oh Ajakaja40! Abeg stay single and die single! The world has enough idiots to deal with already. Prove that I am 45! You idiotic nuisance. Dumbo (apologies once more to Eruku), is running away. Told you, you will lie to prove a point like that greater idiot called Donald Trump is doing. Asking me for a miserable challenge after the likes of Eruditor had bludgeoned your hopeless brain over the same discourse. You are an unrepentant cyber-charlatan!

You see, the life you fantasize I have lived it. As they say: been there, done that. Fun Fact (again): Some of my best friends from London are Tottenham fans. When this honorable Pataki was living in the UK almost 8 years ago, proudly walking the street of North London with great friends as an Arsenal boy, you were here begging Ramuzaki for Bayern jersey aka aso inule. Foolish gloryhunter! What an agony to be you! Does your head hurt with all that amount of life frustration and pristine idiocy? Pele ti e! Long may it continue!!

Ta ni miss weyrey?! That was what ''Shine'' the local street weyrey back in Abeokuta used to say when he went missing for days on the streets. You think nairaland swagger is all that? At your age, you are boasting of beautiful women on Tinder! LMAO! Na your type dem dey put for that show on MTv called Catfish. What kind of Abirun40 are you sef? I will be on the alert from now onwards. Anytime I come across that Dr Phil show where he is talking of Nigerians scamming old American women, Ajakaja40 aka Cybercafe boy, aka Dumbo, aka Arindin40, aka Gloryhunter, aka Giringori, aka Alinco bobo, aka oko-Lola omo Tinder, aka Omugo ponbele will come to the forefront. Go out into the real world and meet women, idiot is hiding behind computer screen fishing after internet pictures. Na so you worwor reach in life? Or is your self-esteem and self worth that really low? Coming on Nairaland to complain how frustrated your single life is, yet at the same time making braggadocio of several women at your fingertip. Love me jeje, love me Tinder (apologies to Sir Lagbaja)! E no go better for you!

Lastly, dancing is my hobby. Keeps me fit and oh fun fact (again) - REAL women in REAL life loves a guy who knows how to work-out his body! Go and ask the likes of Michael Jackson why at 50 yepa sold out a concert in London prior to his untimely death. Yet this rancid cybercafe agege doofus, this odious idiot, this squalid no-real life dolt, this juvenile obsolete rambunctious gloryhunter dares to mention politicians, as his role models and life mentors. When asked what this cybercafe agege goat does for sports, you remember what you said? Golf! Weyrey oniro buruku! Not even Ramuzaki your internet fada would dare spin such a lie here from America.

Today is Sunday. I dey go church and thereafter hit the gym. I have a life to live. Real people to engage with. Siddon for cybercafe and self-service yourself off over beautiful women on Tinder and internet people missing you. What a misfortuned degenerate!

airmark:


Dayo will be mocking him behind the screen.

Apari Dayo wey no gbadun before before.

Arjen Robben is finished.

airmark:
Eruditor banged you, passed you to pataki. You no dey tire ni,ajakaja40?

You see the confused idiot dey copy and paste himself on the same comment. He is fast losing his marbles right now.

A40:

You always have spare time as the useless idle yob wey you be. Why you dey pretend like it is within your brain's capability to be busy? That feature is beyond you
It is only when your effeminate psyche cannot cope with my heavy and iron fisted blows, that you conjure some excuse to run away as usual. My retort lacked originality but you were sufficiently pained to chronicle an autobiography on your banal existence. It's always amusing how easy I trigger your feminine side. Always trying to impress your master, You would soon provide details as to how your progenitors combined to bring forth your cursed existence when I am done with you. O ti mo meme


Oloshi ni e sha. Haven't we heard of age cheats? Odds are you had to trim down your age to be eligible for service. See this aged mofo trying to explain the inexplicable, Aimoye eyan to koja 30 ta ri tan mobilize. A mentally challenged troglodyte like you would obviously have little difficulties exploiting a corrupt institution like NYSC. Ewu! You are quite ret@rded for even bringing up such a mor0nic defense. Keep disgracing yourself for our amusement. Ikeji aja
You are nothing but a queefing poosay for not backing up that phoolish claim of yours. May the rest of your days be spent in sorrow for not showing proof. Agbaya adojutini. Let me chill with the curses because even Cobhams Asuquo can ser you are cursed already! No wonder small boys that should be calling you Bros continue raining insults on that gorodom of misfortune sprouting from your neck. You cannot possibly be in my league! You are a parakeet without any discernible thought process or pattern of its own


It's better to be a glory hunter than being a 45 year old wasteman who specializes in monitoring the lives of others on a faceless forum. Think about it! You have seen 11 World cups yet there is nothing to show for your moribund existence. Tell airmark your lover boy to buy you very strong rope on your next birthday or on St Valentine's day , whichever comes first so you can do the needful

Cybercafe boy feeling fly! No be today one don know your ways for this board. Foolish gloryhunter that you are. Prove that I am 45 years of age! When I called you a liar, who would say anything just to prove a point on the internet, you began fuming like one who just consumed the devil's seed.

When have you ever held any thought of your own on this board? Spew lies here and there and claiming intelligence. What an idioot. Ears blocked, mouth wide open. Yet no intellectual substance to reckon with.

Just because everyone in your hopeless existence abides with the nature of cheating, does not mean this honorable Pataki is in your league! No wonder the asswipe spends his time on Tinder swiping here and there looking for one mumu Lola. Life must be so useless and worthless for you that you think cheating with your age, forming internet swagger makes you a man. As if that is not enough, you jump from one club to another. What an agony to live the kind of life you live. Gloryhunter abule omo!

You think you are winding me up? Haha! What will this foolish dog not think to swag himself up today! Alinco40 bobo Jesu sunkun! Your days of sorrow and endless regrets are long and agonizing. Little wonder you came on the forum to be lamenting that you are hopelessly single. Why won't you be single? Anyone who comes across your existence immediately knows where your end lies - a frustrated human dog! Pataki has and will always live a salubrious life. You are closer to your dotage than this obsolete rambunctiousness you are trying to display. Spare those who know your existence in real life the daily tears now! Do the needful!!!!

raumdeuter:


Go season unbeaten yet cannot win the CL. Cant even win a league in over a dozen years. Useless club Bayern olosho, No wonder Bayern dey always pummel you 5-1 everytime

Last 3 matches vs Bayern has ended 15-3 in aggregates. I wonder who still takes this useless club serious

As useless as your league is, your useless team can never achieve such a feat. As edoyad once stated, na PSG I blame wey no tear una yansh tire....

Anyways, Yorupa league dey wait for una, that is if you are even lucky not to get kicked out from the UEFA group stages with this magnificient Michael Jackson moonwalk your useless club is displaying these days.

raumdeuter:


How many clubs dey go 13yrs without a league and a lifetime without the CL

Ogberan coefficient ranking, tell us how many clubs dey go a season unbeaten? Tell us, why your foolish club is coefficiently drawing like ogbono consecutively.....

A40:
If only you invested as much energy in yourself, like you do parroting the opinion of others and spreading the bubonic plague of ignorance that has filled your head to the point of overflow on this thread, you would not be a failed 45 year old dancer jumping from one night club to the other like a traveling stripper. Neither would your futile and banal existence be focused on just monitoring other forumites like a humanoid CCTV camera. You are nothing but a midlife crisis suffering, odious, cantankerous
oxygen thief and an endless Orisun of grief to everyone who has ever had the misfortune of acquainting themselves with you

When did A-40 ever admit lying to make a point? This useless son of sodom has started hallucinating again. It shall not be well with you and your generations unborn if you don't present evidence to back up this pathetic claim you just made. I repeat you add no value to this thread, and this section as a whole and we have yet another example. I dare you to channel that 1 last working cell in your brain that's about to undergo rigor mortis and show where I lied to make a point. Anuofia

I have spare time on my hands this evening to engage you in this back and forth exercise of my fingers on the keyboard. As expected, your retort lacks any form of originality and a missing or highly-deficient working effective brain. Been a while I actually did this, but I will engage you this evening. Let me flog some foolishness out of your idiotic brain this evening.

Your megedefegede insults starts with the usual: Pataki is 45 years. I often laugh it off. Let me reveal a bit of me for you to go figure out. Fun fact: I served in Kogi State for my NYSC in 2005/2006. If going by your foolish stipulation to the assumption of my current age as 45, that means I was 33/34 years of age at the time of my Youth Service. When the NYSC maximum age of mobilization is 30 years. Can you see how enormously stewpeed you are?! Yet you have the temerity, the audacity to talk of intelligence?! As I earlier stated, you are the most nauseating idiotic bag of nuisance to grace this forum! Walai, E no go better for the person that cursed you with this mad idiocy!

Now tell me, why should I bother exposing any further lies you continue spewing on this board? Eruditor and a few others have done an excellent job some pages back exposing you for the bag of ignorance and liar that you are. You think I am in the league of those who engage in the senseless debates that glorify your idiotic egos on this thread? How dare me engage you in an intellectual debate! Who are you? A useless gloryhunter. (Eruditor 2017)

A senseless follow-follow dog. Even a pròstitute has more moral values than a rabid Ajakaja40. Keep jumping from club to club. Arindincious gloryhunter fellow!

edoyad:


Pataki you have to understand the club is in double jeopardy. The Club is and the hopeless league is too. Very soon on two of their worthless clubs will be featuring in UCL.



Chop 5 - 1 every time for where ? I don't blame you, I blame PSG for being too merciful. The return leg will be, in the words of what a wise man once said,"Murder"

A very hopeless league indeed. A league where only one team is prominent. Long may the downfall of this useless club and league continue. Apari Ramuzaki has for years been running his stewpeed mouth on this board. The agony of his club has just began.

We will be here to coefficiently dance in the moonwalk dance this worthless uber useless club will giving us this season and many seasons to come. Insha Allah!

As usual I will be expecting no form of originality in your response. Arindin40.

A40:
You and your boy-toy are nauseating with the way una dey take turn lick each other blockus. Awon omugo meji.

I have never seen you drop any form
of intelligence in this section. The sole purpose of your useless existence is to come here to co-sign and mimic
any hokum chanted by certified ret@rds like a Parakeet. I can't even call you a wasteman you are just a Waste

As clear as a daylight you exhibit the true characteristic of an idioot - ears blocked, mouth wide open. You are the most nauseating idiotic nuisance to grace this board. Foolish gloryhunter (apologies to Eruku). Effort to drum any intellectual sanity into that doofus brain of yours implies one is slapping the air - an exercise in futility.

I hope Lola at least massaged your severed head these past days. What an agony to be carrying a loaded brain filled with pristine idiocy.

Oh the irony! Someone like you mentioning intelligence. You are the same idioot, who admitted to lying on your own foolish thread to make a point, upon which you were severely battered (ruthlessly) here like an Oshodi thief caught stealing on the streets. Intelligence implies when you have a point, state it. If not, move on. But to be conjuring up lies, and claiming intelligence at the same time, you are a rancid idioot!

raumdeuter:


You think every club will be useless like yours? How many clubs you don see wey dey chop 5-1 every time

Apari, how many clubs dey lead 2-0 up, only to surrender to a draw consecutively in a monologous uber useless burnthisleaguedown?

raumdeuter:




These 2 Arsenal fans surely know what failure means. They are in Yorupa cup. travelling to go forsaken lands every midweek. they have never celebrated a CL win in their entire lives and they have never tweeted "We won the league"

WHat a miserable duo

Oponu omo, with the way your foolish club is coefficiently backsliding, you will come join us in the Yorupa league very soon.

edoyad:


A sinking Ship can change it's captain 1000 times, the inevitable will surely come to pass.

You mean even a Captain Jack Sparrow cannot save the Titanic from sinking?

Long may the downfall of this uber useless club continue. Oro jade coefficiently, ase fun ni sliding tackle!

A40:
I go gats kill you if I tell you. Somewhere East of the map

Werey ti sa kuro ni ilu! How far? You don fashi your cybercafe business for Agege?

airmark:


You are warning someone who was punching you up and down, with reckless abandon, as if you are a product of cloning, right?.

May be they have removed the attractive coefficient too for you.

Leave am. He was obtaining maximum coefficient shishi, so tey he begin dey write illogical sentences as replies to his tormentor-in-chief.

Ajakaja40 is a certified nuisance and an idioot. Even an imbecilè has a higher IQ than an idioot.

A40:
Bobriskyy you better warn your friend. You know as you dey always go on sabbatical when I dey unleash blows on that your fragile psyche. This one wey you dey hyperventilate like groupie for concert

Keep quiet you dog. After you had been battered and bludgeoned severely, upon your return you are acting like King Kong. Shameless tool.

In the past, The Apari would have come to your rescue but your rampant idiocy to type and think later, made him ignore you while you got what you thoroughly deserve.