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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:33am On Jan 23, 2020
Lana1:
Be like say ur self imposed exile don twist ur brain inside out.
Anyhow, u still dey pole dance? We dey look for erotic dancer wey go entertain the guests in Shekpe land this weekend.
grin

There is more to life than trolling on a faceless thread son.

Go out and experience that. Challenge yourself, do something you have never done before son. I have just challenged myself to a marathon competition this May.

You have nothing to gain in being a cyber-nuisance. Goodnight.

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Family / Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by Pataki: 12:25am On Jan 23, 2020
armyofone:
shocked out of the blue!! Where have you been?
Faithful to the end!! SemperFi!!!
How are you?


I am very well. I hardly log-in here again. grin I am around though. I read NL mostly as a guest, and I am amazed at how I can choose not to log-in and post. grin How are you as well?! Loooooooong time!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:03am On Jan 23, 2020
patrickmuf:
Boy, you're simply mad...

Na dis one be the koko of the matter tonight. F'oju e!

1-0. Patrick, finish da morrafaka!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:59pm On Jan 22, 2020
Lana1:
Patagigan. Welcome back. We don miss ur apari head on these streets. How elfeminine? U dey hear from am?

U and who be apari? Be like say the beating Burnley give una tonight dey give you hallucination.

Where dat Australian-herbalist fake Dr. Oloyun sef?

Abeg face your fight with Patrick over una foolish agbana club.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:42pm On Jan 22, 2020
Ibime:
Diggz greeting me as I arrive the partê venue



LMAO! May the devil never find your handle for this wickedness you have caused! Kilode gan!!! cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by Pataki: 11:39pm On Jan 22, 2020
armyofone:
Lol and i miss Tpia too with those swear "se won se epe fun e ni" grin
grin grin grin and sentences twisting grin



One can't forget nl of yonder years so easy bo.
Pataki, ngbo ? Where are thou?
AJ, hope you dey kampe gidigbagba!
Pass the snail stew my way o.


Hauwaaaaaaa!

Semper fi! cool

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Family / Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by Pataki: 11:38pm On Jan 22, 2020
ifyalways:

Pataki still comes around . . .
I miss AJ baby and i hope she shows face this december.. kiss
You forgot Becomrich and Kobojunkie cheesy

Once in a blue moon. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:33pm On Jan 22, 2020
So you useless scummies will not let me retire in peace? You are the most useless club in this modern era of football filled with some of the most brain dead scums called football fans.

What was the nonsense your club played tonight? Uber useless club! And yet, you scummies will be trolling other EPL threads like deranged-mini-trumps.

Since 1962, Burnley has not had a grip on your team.

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

Long may this una eternal agony continue even if you sign Bruno Lee or Cassava sorry I meant Cavani.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 7:12pm On Oct 05, 2019
airmark:


Dont worry bring your egbon for practical, I don't do men. A trial will convince you and your egbon.

If Aderupoko40's elder sister skelewu sweet, abeg lemme know sharply. I fit organize one small showroom at Red Light District for her, make she dey send small small Euro coins to Aderupoko40 to help his cyber cafe hustling business in Somolu Lagos.

Ajakaja must make it. We cannot let foolishness eradicate his life.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 7:28am On Oct 02, 2019
airmark:


Leave warning, bring your egbon lemme send her to clinic in 9 months time.

grin You are generous giver! You mean, you want to help Aderupoko's lineage by sowing genes of intelligence into the bloodline. Honestly, all hope is lost on our beloved Ajakaja40.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 7:22am On Oct 02, 2019
airmark:


grin grin grin grin

The boy no dey hear word. He must be delivered of those demons making him to misbehave, by force.


Mr. Aderupoko40 cannot be delivered. The demons that drove the swine into the sea dey dance shakushaku on Ajakaja's life.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 12:00am On Oct 02, 2019
airmark:


Don't worry just bring her, even if she worwor, i will use pillow to cover her face and hit the honey pot.

Haha....you are still flogging Aderupoko40's head?

Why are you wickiddd like this?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2019
nitrogen:


Pogba is a DON. Forget matter!

Oro radarada! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:52pm On Aug 24, 2019
Jesuuuuuu.....goal!

Manure is useless!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:48pm On Aug 24, 2019
Won ti score ohhhh.....ogbono soup is ready!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:48pm On Aug 24, 2019
Una mates dey score better goals from open play. Go and ask Pukki. This useless manure team are diving and begging for penalties upandan.

Glory Glory Manure! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:31pm On Aug 24, 2019
nitrogen:
Who we offend now? Oh my God!

Na me una offend. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:30pm On Aug 24, 2019
nitrogen:


cheesy cheesy grin grin

Oya no vex.

This thing is just annoying.

Jesuuuuuu....Rashidi oh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:25pm On Aug 24, 2019
nitrogen:
We need to score a goal now!

Is that una birthright? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:43pm On Aug 24, 2019
Zaha e no go better for you......So na ancient of days Ashley you dey disgrace so? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:42pm On Aug 24, 2019
Cahill is an ediot. angry

But this United team is an eyesore to watch. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 10:37pm On Aug 19, 2019
raumdeuter:
So what point have you made here? Bayerns main target was Sane who got injured and had to settle for Coutinho

When Sane was available no one looked at Coutinho and we saw how his career at Barcelona went

Ta ni beere ejo lowo apari oshi yi? Mr. Shalaye FC!

You see how the years of foolishly running your mouth on this board is now what you are being slapped with upandan.

No be the same Coutinho dem dey beg my team to come and take, that we rejected, is what you are now celebrating for that your uber useless team?! grin

Mr. Airmark, well done oh! E ku ise Oluwa!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Pataki: 7:35pm On Aug 18, 2019
donjazet:
I believe Lampard will eventually implement his system fully and succeed. The objective this season is for the team to play fluent attacking football and most importantly, establish our youth players as fully fledged players. Any other success will be a bonus this season.

Lampard FC
Eventually FC
Implement FC
System FC
Fully FC
Succeed FC
Objective FC
Establish FC.....


By the time every EPL club finishes with that your shigidi hair striker, he would change his name to Tammy Esau! Omokomo striker...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 7:07pm On Aug 08, 2019
Hallo wailers.....shay na like this una go begin una season? grin

Walai! Una go cry blood wella this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 7:04pm On Aug 08, 2019
Hello my people. cool

What a wonderful day to be an Arsenal fan. How we have longed for such a busy transfer window for Arsenal for a long time now. What a joy!

Total Players bought - £105m

Total Players sold - £60m

Net spend - £45m

That Raul guy is a winch! Shebi they told us, we only have £45m to spend?

Glad to see you guys keeping this space busy. Please keep it on guys! Looking forward to this season with pure excitement.

Meanwhile, where is that useless, hopeless, tiresome, redundant, wailing wailers manure thread sef? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:31pm On Dec 22, 2018
codedguy1:



Hahaha gogo dancing Pataki. How you dey? grin grin

I no blame you, na Klopp I blame wey dey cause all these unwarranted excitation from you manure fans. But we dey here, dey wait una resumption day of lamentations. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:22pm On Dec 22, 2018
eph12:

E be like you dey off duty abi? grin

Dey shine teeth against Cardiff. Nothing spoil na, no be today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:55pm On Dec 22, 2018
Shebi na Cardiff abi? Una lamentations go soon resume no wahala. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Pataki: 2:42pm On Dec 18, 2018
Skimpledawg:

God bless you man. I was going to ask this question.

Na that warapa thing I no go wan hear again on this thread next year after my 31st prayers and fasting for this thread grin

Who warapa catch? shocked Ajakaja40 is still owing airmark 20K.

Anyone wey no wan pay him gbese, warapa2019 is not a joke!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:17am On Dec 18, 2018
Screw you Liverpool and Klopp. You caused this! angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:16pm On Dec 16, 2018
Adisaowalla:


lol.

I wan even ask you sef - where is that useless Elf? cheesy

Lol...I don't know oh. I don't talk to any NL members outside of this forum. smiley

I miss the guy trolling you scummies sha! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2018
Adisaowalla:


I take God beg you - don't start this your madness tonight.


pleeeease!!

Lol....wetin na! He is baba nla correct.

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