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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 5:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
pkasso:
Abeg I no wan hear any stupid Hummels-Boateng debate for here. I take God beg una.

Lord!!!!

Is Alagolo a defender? What kind of foolish defender bags a Red Card in a World Cup? He brought his foolishness to the global stage. He will forever be haunted by his foolishness in Russia.

Let him come to ManU. Heaven knows that club needs his foolishness. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:58pm On Jun 27, 2018
Hehehehe......

Useless league....useless team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2018
Apari and Ajakaja40 come out and bark oh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:55pm On Jun 27, 2018
Yepaaaaaaaaaaripa!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:54pm On Jun 27, 2018
We have been saying it, that German league is an uber useless league! Apari and his dog will be barking at EPL.

South Korea beats Germany?

Asiri ti tu!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
VAR.....YESSSSSSSS!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:50pm On Jun 27, 2018
Jesuuuuu! Offside! angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2018
The shame if Germany does not go through.

We in Holland are praying Germany does not go through. Let them come back home and face their useless monotonous league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 11:12am On Jun 21, 2018
Pataki:


We are talking about the World Cup, you are shamelessly bringing up Neuer and Buffon. Do y'all scummies always suspend your thinking capacities when it comes to football?

Oya, here is a take home assignment for you:

Tell us so far in this world cup competition, which useless goalkeeper has chopped a hat-trick? grin

Who is the fastest goalkeeper to chop a hat-trick in Russia 2018, and which useless club does he play for? grin

eph12:

When will you stop asking useless questions na? The year don almost end o. This is the kind of questions one 20 years old will ask on the street and he will stool down till midnight. Try help yourself jare, I can't help you. Olodo gayner oshi


LOL! My bad, I did not give you options. OK, here it goes.....

(a). Gianluigi Buffon (b). Manuel Neuer (c). David de Gea (d). David Ospina


You have THREE life lines.

1. Phone a fellow otondo scummie (Lana1)

2. Ask your manure board audience

3. Hide your olodo head in shame. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 10:46am On Jun 21, 2018
eph12:

Ronaldo has disgraced Neuer and Buffon, it's not something to be ashamed of.

But if you say that Moroccan goalkeeper is better than those two, who am I to argue with a diehard gayner? Life has been unfair to you guys already, I don't need to rub it in

We are talking about the World Cup, you are shamelessly bringing up Neuer and Buffon. Do y'all scummies always suspend your thinking capacities when it comes to football?

Oya, here is a take home assignment for you:

Tell us so far in this world cup competition, which useless goalkeeper has chopped a hat-trick? grin

Who is the fastest goalkeeper to chop a hat-trick in Russia 2018, and which useless club does he play for? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 10:33am On Jun 21, 2018
eph12:

GOAT Ronaldo has embarrassed the best keepers this world have ever seen. It's expected of a god.

Another utter nonsense being spewed again. Ronaldo played against Morocco, and just scored one goal against the Moroccan goalkeeper. So far De Goat is the only one who has embarrassed himself by chopping a hat-trick in this competition. Another disgraceful record being set by your De Goat. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 7:56am On Jun 20, 2018
eph12:

Uber useless. These useless gunners have been stinking up the joints in Russia

A manure fan talking about uselessness. How fanciful. Remind us the nonsense your De Goat played for Spain against Portugal some days ago.....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 7:45pm On Jun 15, 2018
Apeere buruku ni De Goat yi sha! angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 10:41pm On Jun 13, 2018
Lana1:
U shout pass this one when u signed Holding Chambers, Asaro, Kolasinac and Lacazete. All na still 6th!!

Sometimes you behave like a diseased street dog on heat. Are you suffering from lack of attention in real life or what?

With all the foolish spending your useless club dived into, you ended up trophyless. If I were in your hopeless shoes as a scummie; with that garrulous obnoxious manager you have, I will be considering to pokunso. It is not too late for you to consider that option.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 7:10pm On Jun 12, 2018
Oh boy! shocked shocked shocked Arsenal is not joking oh. Torreira for real?! Oh God! Let this be true!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2018
Lmao.....so I fit don born pikin for this thread sef. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:50am On May 25, 2018
LOL! Apari oh! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 8:16pm On May 23, 2018
Gazidis said the former Valencia, Sevilla and Paris St-Germain boss impressed the interview panel with his "meticulous preparation".

"He was extraordinarily well prepared with a knowledge of Arsenal and an analysis of all of our players, their qualities and how he can help them develop.

"The thing that distinguished him above all that was the chemistry between us and the feeling for football in the room.

"He has a feeling and competitive energy and it is this passion, love for football and will to win that made us feel it as exactly right for Arsenal."

A well detailed man. Impressive!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 1:06pm On May 23, 2018
Leyqute:


"Arsenal signed Unai Emery so that he can win Europa League for them, go to champions League, take third in group stage and win Europa League for them again."

grin

Coming from a useless scummie whose team just went trophyless and their useless coach is currently no better than clueless Moyes. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 1:03pm On May 23, 2018
Roland17:
2018/2019 Home Jersey.


Disgraceful jersey. Looks like what an Obalende tout will wear. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 1:00pm On May 23, 2018
Welcome Loki Emery. cool


May the Avenger Force be upon you to deal ruthlessly with our enemies in the EPL. May Moaninghoe always be your beesh. May Pochettino always have technical knockout anytime he beholds you. May Chelsea fall down and dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! May Apari Fraudiola go senseless anytime he hears he is up against you.


We salaciously await the next season. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 10:13am On May 23, 2018
While at Valencia, former player Joaquin joked, ‘Emery played so many videos that I ran out of popcorn.’ His video sessions are renowned in world football, often sending his players home with a myriad of clips to watch and learn from. He even sent home one player with a blank USB drive to test if he was watching the videos

Bellerin go soon dey receive homework. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 12:11am On May 23, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/22/arsenal-ivan-gazidis-unai-emery-mikel-arteta-new-manager-wenger

When I first saw this news notification on my Google app, I was reluctant to open it and read it.

But upon reading it now, I can only dare to dream big and hope Gazidis is correct. He sounds like a strategist who has the best of interest for Arsenal. Wenger leaving is perhaps the best thing that happened to Arsenal in the last five to eight years.

Time will tell....
Family / Re: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Pataki: 6:55pm On May 22, 2018
armyofone:
grin I saw you. I was chatting with Serena at the time.
Thought I saw you during the reception dancing to Whitney's I wanna dance with somebody.


Boogey-master, thats who I am na. Play the 80s and 90s music, and I am down on the dancefloor.

But why did you not say hello sef?! I am planning to visit that your Trumpland soon sef. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Pataki: 6:50pm On May 22, 2018
To just even know that one Arsenal loanee just scored for Nigeria against the same Athletico that our senior team could not break down.....

Emery recall Kelechi immediately! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Pataki: 5:32pm On May 21, 2018
Abramovich's UK visa expired in April. When is he gonna be kicked out of the UK? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:12pm On May 21, 2018
The foolishness on this thread is limitless.

Analysis upon analysis only to end up trophyless.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:36pm On May 19, 2018
Lana1:
Oya order another song!!

Diggz, Adekunle Gold - Ariwo ko

No be by lau-lau for transfer market dey win trophy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:28pm On May 19, 2018
Lana1:
No worry. U go order songs tire this night. Eyin omo Europa jati jati yi!!
s

Diggz, abeg play Jonah Ogah - Uncle Suru for this frustrated angry scummy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:14pm On May 19, 2018
diggz:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mj7N_b1Bc4

Lana1, ma bi ni 89 million Jamb Question. Chop your L with agony.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:11pm On May 19, 2018
Lana1:
No be ur fault sha. Ur club don to dash u L this season. Trolling United is the only way u fit see small W chop.

Na dat useless Jones cause all this kati kati!!

Diggz, abeg knack this guy Terry G - nonsense.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:09pm On May 19, 2018

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