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Sidekick or his foolish dog?

Meanwhile this is the latest slap on that useless team Ramuzaki and his foolish dog support:

'Baumann added: “Bayern are irrelevant, we want to buy him.”'

Ajakaja barking his foolishness as always.

Oponu pundit calling Alagolo - Bundesliga Player of the Year.

Foolishness never ceases in ramuzaki's brain.

raumdeuter:
O dun tani, Na your own I dey talk, Cos its worrisome that the same Manure thread where you have been flogged seriously is now where you have that affection for, I dunno if afrod0c also offer psychological services

Yeah he told me you are a low life dancer who couldnt make it into Ogunde dance troupe and is now trying his luck at various cheerleading event all over the country last time he checked

In war, the enemy of my enemy is my temporary friend. That does not negate the fact you are an accomplished oponu pundit on this board. Let any of those scumtwats face Pataki, they all now know, weyreys get levels for this board. You go use your own foolish mouth collect jabbing. You be tax collector ni?

As I earlier said, Henry na your age mate. See where his own sport punditry has landed him. Continue being a proud owner of Ajakaja-40. Very soon, una two go form a nation of imbecilé to manage. Oponu pundits.

raumdeuter:
This is an example of Stockholm syndrome. You have been so flogged and sodomized on the manure thread that you have taken a serious liking and grown affection for your abusers Pataki.

Are you not ashamed of yourself? Dindinrin Pataki. Zidane is your age mate, He just won the CL as a coach yet at your own age you are still dancing on top of poles or dancing in stadiums as a cheerleader

At your middle age you are still dwelling in the fantasy of teenage girls. If you had told anyone that in your 40's you would be a dancer in Holland they would have rejected that for you by the God of Thunder but look at yourself

Old pot-bellied middle aged and pole-dances for a living

O ti dun weyrey! Who and who dey form Stockholm syndrome with that your apari head? No be you dey find pally for manure thread? Oponu pundit - you were even called by that name sef.

Pataki in his 40's? See your foolishness in HD format again. Go and ask your best friend in Naija, who is Pataki? He is the only 'ancient of day's member on this sport board who has met Pataki in real life.

A40:
You are a phool. A m0ron of epic proportions. You are phoolishly disputing the legitimacy of an award that was in existence before your cursed being was brought to this earth and you still have temerity to spew more idiocy. The link was to prove that it is a highly recognized and respected award in Germany and to stop you from gyrating in ignorance

But your brain is like a raffia basket incapable of holding any stream of intelligence

German Player of the Year award went to Jeromé Boateng. If you like drink otapiapia iyen o kan aye

You are ridiculously daft! Where did I dispute the legitimacy of the award? English comprehension is really your problem. More than 9 years of you being on this board, yet to comprehend simple English sentences to a logical deduction, you still cannot. Look here, if you cannot upgrade your brain processor from that 1.5kb to at least a 1G processor; you are a damaged cause not even worthy of a recycling. Shalanga byproduct.

Who will truly deliver you from the snare of the fowler?

raumdeuter:
This is the patent foolishness Pataki is known for when he spends his youth and aisiki entertaining geriatrics why wont he be foaming in the mouth like an epileptic sodomite

Even Manure fans have seen you for who you really are. Why should I bother myself any further flogging a foolish bleating goat that you are? Thierry Henry is your age mate as I earlier informed you. He is busy preparing strategies against Spain as we speak, you are here doing apoda pundit, and proud owner of a useless cyber Ajakaja-40.

Who won the Bundesliga Germany Player of the Year for 2015/16? Apoda pundit ramuzaki

A40:
Which kin stewpidity dey torment you laaro kutu kutu Monday bayi? Are you cüm drunk abi sey warapa dey worry you ni?

Raumdeuter can you see this unique brand of madness wey gypsy and apoche cra cra dey display?

These phools are arguing with German people on top their own award.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footballer_of_the_Year_in_Germany

You are dangerously daft! Sugomu of first class pedigree. How does your wikipedia link negate my point? Idioot posting link without even cross checking what he is posting. When English comprehension is beyond your grasp, you begin to roll out foolishness looking like boy-Alinco. One step forward, five steps backward into gross idiocy.

I repeat, who cares what a bunch of apoda german journalists vote as their Germany footballer of the year? Does that negate the fact that Auba won the Bundesliga Player of the Year award?

Na so your useless internet father go manure thread this morning, go dey use him foolish mouth dey collect heavy brushing for there.

Chambers going on a season long loan to Middlesbrough - PatakiSports.

AdisaOwala:
You are an unrepentant Morron...

If you had any sense of humour (or common sense for that matter), you woulda observed that Peeps were mocking Kagawa for the terminology he used (and its irrelevance to the discussion) - not that they didn't understand what he was saying.

I specifically asked Elampiro for a link to a credible source for " Second assist" (since he claimed it to be the football terminology) but in typical fashion, you butted into the convo like a hungry, sexually deprived wildebeest all in a bid to sound knowledgeable.

If we begin rain blows on that Gorimapa head of yours with clubs & sticks now, you go dey scream "EPL conspiracy"

Jerusalem! It is not even ojo jimoh yet, early Monday mormor, una don dey slap apoda ramuzaki like this?

An0nimus:
So Walter Mazzarri really made that this statement
"When Alexis, Özil & Xhaka clicks, a lot of people who loves football will be having Orgasms"
Thought it's a meme guys came up with until I googled it now.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. He actually never said it. I watched his video interview and nothing of such is credited to him. That sentence originally came out from a parody account on Twitter (@SunGossip).

So actually, the award was based on some bunch of apoda journalists voting Alagolo as the winner. Yet ramuzaki wants to claim it is a Bundesliga award.

The other day, it was Ajakaja posting link of some apoda journalists rating Alagolo into the Euro's team.

Like papa like pikin - fraudsters and liars.

Papa and pikin dey follow themselves talk. Awada in HD format.

Una two no get WhatsApp?

Seun, lock this foolish thread!

The way Xhaka dey see vision for passes yesterday in the first half, I almost felt I was watching Bran Stark in Game Of Thrones.

Xhaka must have been schooled under the three eyed raven.

Airmark, why you wicked like this sef? Slapping ramuzaki in the face with his own foolish words.

It is only in a foolish boring league that Alagolo will be celebrated.

Even Ancelotti is already bored. Let Lewandowski go better league, lets see if he will banging in goals like he is doing in that uber useless boring leageue. Ramuzaki celebrating utter mediocrity.

Ordinary Hull with no special one containing scummies....issokay oh!

parrotibaba:
so you self dey your thread see this shittbaggery. The shitty version of United fans making their way to this thread is becoming alarming. Canopy analysts everywhere.

The rambling idioot jumps from thread to thread spitting foolishness everywhere. I just ignore him every time. Which every sensible people should do.

Wingback:
Mourinho is a fvcking coward...He couldn't even start Depay for Martial...SMH.

Now I can totally confirm, you are highly mentally unbalanced. Anyways, so far you contain your madness to your thread, wetin concern me.

3 points in the bag.

COYG!

Wenger take out Chamberlain.......getting really sloppy!

Ohhhh....no clean sheet today.....lurbish!

Spy360:
And we haven't even got a striker!

When you have a speedy Sanchez, Ox, Walcott, and Ozil on the ball, it is double confusion for defenders.

Now let us now mix it with Perezzzzzz.......

kokaneprodigy:
weyrey ré oooo

Na etanu....no blame am.

Where is that manure idioot that was saying Ozil is just an ordinary footballer? Very soon, scummies will be shouting Miliki is better than Ozil. Awon ode!

I hope those scumtwats are seeing what Xhaka is doing? That boy has a thousand vision on the football pitch than that 89 million pound maga.

Jesuuuuuuuuu

See my boysssss!!!!

Iyalaya anybody!!!

Half time: Watford (0) Arsenal (3)

chrisley024:
Wenger yet to get over the miss of Vardy while fans here where deluding themselves that they don't need him.


Watch out Perez and Mustafi being rated higher than Aguero and Ramos soon.

Why not show us which of your useless defenders is a world cup winning defender? Gerrarahia mhen!
https://31.media.tumblr.com/3bbeadfe539cd6c63ff1e3cf83084c88/tumblr_n8o99owhlX1robgxuo1_250.gif

Mufasa sorry Mustafi having his medicals at Arsenal done. Ramuzaki, and those scumtwats no go like this: elronke, you see your life so?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3bbeadfe539cd6c63ff1e3cf83084c88/tumblr_n8o99owhlX1robgxuo1_250.gif https://65.media.tumblr.com/768d222007abd36978c8be1bcdbcc9dd/tumblr_inline_nohgddbUWe1spun5n_500.gif

Love this interesting article about Lucas Perez. Please enjoy:

Lucas Pérez will be announced in the next 24 hours as an Arsenal player. As a Deportivo de la Coruña fan, I thought it right to scribble some musings on Lucas as a player.

You’ll read a lot in the coming days/weeks about Lucas from people who, quite frankly, watched him very little (if at all). I’m going to condense his history as a footballer into one small paragraph, since I assume most readers just want to know what kind of player he is and if he suits Arsenal.

Lucas is a Deportivo fan, born and bred. He used to sit in the stands with the Riazor Blues, now he represents the club (although not for long). He’s spent two phenomenal years at Depor, clinching goals that secured survival in back-to-back seasons. He even broke the club record of goals scored in consecutive games, toppling Brazilian legend Bebeto. Lucas performed against the biggest of clubs (as evidenced with two goals in two games at the Camp Nou), as well as the smallest of them too. To join Depor, Lucas had to travel around Europe first. When he did arrive, it included minimising his wage by triple and leaving a Champions League club (PAOK). The love and adoration he has for the club has also seen him turn down Leicester, Southampton, Napoli, Zenit & Sevilla this summer. But, when Arsenal come knocking, it’s hard to resist. Especially when you’re 27, at the peak of your game and performing at a club far smaller in current stature.

Now, about Lucas as a player. It says a lot that Arsene Wenger swooped in for the Spaniard after being turned down by Jamie Vardy. Stylistically, both are the same type of player: lean forwards with bags of speed and energy, always raring to break the defensive line and find themselves one-on-one. In fact, much like Vardy, Lucas suits the counter-attacking style of football. A style that Arsenal irregularly employ, which may be a sticking point. If Wenger does switch for this sort of style, which could be supported by the fact he’s chased down two identical strikers this summer, Arsenal may just have pulled off a bargain considering the current market. One interesting fact about Lucas is that he can speak English, having used it as a form of communication in Ukraine and Greece while plying his trade there.

“Lucas isn’t a prolific goal scorer” – that’s something you’ll be reading a lot over the coming days, supported of course by baseless statistics that don’t consider the fact that he only started playing as a striker last season. He’s often been an interior or attacking-midfielder, sticking close to the striker on his team. Arsenal have Olivier Giroud, a striker synonymous with performing at his best when he has a player that operates closely with him (Griezmann for France, occasionally Walcott for Arsenal). Lucas offers Wenger that duality in style: he can be the counter-attacking striker that punishes opposition defences or he can be a foil and creator for Giroud.

Lucas amassed eight assists and 17 goals last year. A career high. While that may seem measly in a time where footballers are filling their boots with 40+ goals per season, one has to consider the club. As a Deportivo fan, I have struggled in the last 5-6 years with strikers who end as top scorers for the club with just 7-10 goals. The issue they all have in common is a lack of creator in the side. Strikers are often forced to carve out their own chances here, so that’s a testament to Lucas’ comfortability and quality as a forward. He chases down possession, effortlessly carries the game forward and then applies a slick finishing touch. This, with no creator. Arsenal have Mesut Özil – a player crying out for more goal scorers to support – and the likes of a supporting cast of Santi Cazorla, Aaron Ramsey etc. The list goes on. Lucas had virtually nobody last season, nor the season before that. He was plucking goals out of nothing, such as the one embedded below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMdUXO8vQ0Y

Lucas has also shown that he can bring the best out of players around him. Luis Alberto, for example, had his best season knocking in goals for Sevilla’s B team. At Liverpool & Málaga, he was fairly poor. At Depor, though, we saw the best of Luis Alberto. Why? Because Lucas, when working in tandem with another forward, is a fantastic footballer. And if he strikes this partnership with, say, Alexis or Giroud, then Arsenal fans are likely to be salivating come the end of the summer.

Am I saying he’s perfect for Arsenal? Not really. There are a few caveats. Will Wenger arrange the system around him? That’s one. But the other comes as part of Lucas’ main issue: he takes a few chances before he puts one away. That may frustrate some, but it’s also worth looking at the other side of things: will he score more if he’s less inclined to snap away at the half chances he creates and simply latch onto a perfectly weighted pass instead? Lucas also requires a bit of freedom if his game is to truly prosper. It’s far from clear what his role will be, but he is an upgrade on all of Arsenal’s wingers (bar Alexis) at the very least.

And, just briefly, since I mentioned Alexis, Arsenal fans will love Lucas Pérez for the same reason they love the Chilean. He works extremely hard – and not in an English “he runs about a bit” type. Lucas will bust a lung to revive a loose ball and, once he collects it, he will carry it forward. Unlike Alexis, though, Lucas is less of a dribbler so will look to release possession to a team-mate once he wins the ball back.

Is he perfect? No. And is he the striker Arsenal 100% wanted this summer? No. But I think he could prove to be an exceptional capture if, as aforementioned, the system is arranged to suit his game. He could be the perfect partner for Giroud and Alexis. Stylistically speaking, Wenger has a very versatile player on his hands that could be the key to saving what has been a miserable summer & start to the season.



I’d like to wish Lucas the best at Arsenal. Thank you for helping the city of A Coruña dream again; for the goals, the assists, the times you picked the team up from the rubble surrounding it. Thank you for that goal that sparked the revival against Barcelona that kept us up; the goal against Villarreal that also secured our safety the year after. Noraboa, boa sorte.

My favourite Lucas Pérez moment: he tells Germán Lux that he will save Nolito’s penalty in the derby game, then tells Nolito he’s going to miss. Both things happen, and Lucas celebrates like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=K3-89Vyc_Fo

https://moarfootball.com/2016/08/25/a-deportivo-la-coruna-fan-on-lucas-perez/

raumdeuter:
Whats the point of Arsenal playing the CL when we already know that they wont be there beyond the second round?

Whats the point of you speaking when old young gayy straight know say na opata go come out of your mouth. Isnt this Friday night, SHouldnt you be climbing some poles and getting 1Euro bills stuffed in your pants?

Ani ode buruku ni e! Tell me who will win the CL - oga elenu karburator? I can easily tell you who will win your useless Bayernliga. No be say dem say.

Thierry Henry is your age mate, he has just been appointed assistant coach to the Belgium National Team. Continue to sit here and be making apoda pundit upandan the board.

Arindin afofun oshi!

What is the point playing in a league where even the blind and the deaf already knows who will win the so-called league?

All hail Bayernliga!

Nihilist:
I'm annoyed that they are going to Northampton after I don move.

That stadium, you no even need pay to enter. You can stand at the bus stop and watch the match unobstructed with superb view.

You stay in Northampton and you commute to London everyday? You are a transportation champion! My brother used to live in Milton Keynes, and I find it crazy everytime he had to come into London.

elrony:
Na that side you dey.... we go still molest Feyenoord for your presence!!
Anticipate the molestation live and direct!!!!

Due to family and work purposes, I have to relocate to Rotterdam early next year. But definitely, I will be in the stadium when your useless team comes to Rotterdam.

Hopefully before then, you would not have sacked MOANINGHOE!

Thierry Henry Igwe is now the assistant coach to the Belgium National Team.

So scummies are coming to Rotterdam... Looking forward to that match.